Misfortune comes from the mouth, it is definitely misfortune from the mouth.

Because of a wrong sentence, he scared a big beauty away, and he also attracted a woman from that kind of place.

Li Ran was scorched by thunder on the outside and tender on the inside, vomiting and diarrhea, and almost didn't get pregnant by thunder, provided that he had the function of pregnancy.

"What's wrong, Ranzi, what's wrong with you, have you been cooked, or have someone else cooked you?" A voice that sounded very obscene remembered it, Li Ran wiped his mouth, and when he looked up, a fat face that was more obscene than the voice was placed in front of him.

Who else, his tablemates and fat friends.

It is said that in everyone's youth memory, there will be one or two fat people, and Li Ran is no exception. The fat man is just like what he said when he watched a movie, the male protagonist entered the female protagonist's body very roughly. And Li Ran parachuted into the fat man's side in his junior year of high school, and then became the fat man's tablemate very rudely.

The fat man, also known as Zhou Dabao, his father opened a courier company in Dongshan City, and his business was very good. The fat man is an only child, so he is naturally doted on by the second elder in every way.

Let's just say that the money for opening this fried chicken restaurant was made with the fat man's New Year's money.

Speaking of opening a shop, it's also quite interesting, some time ago, the fat man occasionally ate Li Ran's fried chicken, and he was shocked.

In his words, Teacher Cang and fried chicken are in front of him, and he chooses Li Ran's fried fried chicken, and he will not choose Teacher Cang's. Unless it is, Mr. Cang is willing to let him circle and fork, which is another matter.

The fat man proposed to open a fried chicken restaurant, and it happened that Li Ran really needed money, so the two masturbation years decided on this matter.

The matter of finding the rent of the store is handled by the fat man, and Li Ran is only responsible for the technical success, as for the division, the two of them each account for 50% of the monthly share.

The reason why Li Ran's fried chicken is so delicious is because it is added to it that is said to be a family heirloom recipe for cooking.

His ancestor was an imperial chef, but later the cooking skills were lost from generation to generation, and Li Ran got this secret recipe from an ancient book at home. It is said to be an ancient book, but it is just a recipe written by an ancestor.

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"No, you actually caught up with such a good thing, what about the business card, give it to me, I'll call her." When the fat man heard what Li Ran said, he was excited and touched Li Ran's body, wanting to find a business card.

"Damn, fatty, what are you messing with, buddy doesn't do it." Li Ran pushed the fat man away, and then gave the fat man a blank look, "Come on, I lost my business card, I said fat, with your physique, I'm afraid that people will see you and send it directly to the fertilizer factory." ”

"What's wrong with me, brother, this is called strong, understand, and have a sense of security." The fat man shook his belly disappreciatively, and the horizontal flesh on his face trembled: "Just these two taels of meat on your body, it's not enough for people to stuff their teeth?" ”

"Huacha, you're so strong, my mother!" Li Ran covered his brows, beat his chest and said, "I use my pair of 2.5 eyes to look at a 500 yours, and you are 225 in my eyes." ”

"You wear a hood on your chest, it's bigger than a cow's big milk, I see you, let you go to Thailand, put a milking device in you, and you will become a milk girl.

"Dabao milk, happy and happy."

Some time ago, the fat man made a very bloody incident. In physical education class, the teacher conducted an 800-meter test, and the fat man's physique ran down all the way, and he was tired and sweaty. Eating the exhaust of the girls in the class, I ran to the penultimate place. The fat man privately said to Li Ran that he did it on purpose, mainly because he wanted to study the hips of the girls in the class up close.

After the last run, the girls in the class laughed at him, the fat man took off his shirt, so shivering, the fat on his chest flickered and moved, and he said, do you have my chest muscles? Otherwise, they will all take off and compare, little brother, I will let you.

The fat man's result was very tragic, and he was hunted down by all the girls in the class, and he almost died of foaming at the mouth.

"Yo, beauty, buy fried chicken, fried chicken legs, fried chicken wings, you can buy whatever you like." The fat man was thinking about fighting back against Li Ran, and when he saw a girl who looked a little fat coming over, he suddenly shouted with a smile.

"Take a walk and take a look, the fried chicken in People's Square is for the people, the guests from the south, the guests from the north, come to try our fried chicken in People's Square."

"Our people's square fried chicken, the slogan is to kick KFC, punch McDonald's, promote Chinese culture, everyone is responsible."

"Don't look at the little fried chicken, but it represents national dignity, supports domestic production, and supports a harmonious society......"

The slogan in front of the fat man was shouted quite well, but it rose directly to the national righteousness in the back. Don't say it, this rammed goods slogan is very nonsense, but it attracts many men and women who go to the snack street to buy it.

"Ranzi, look, there are a large number of beauties approaching fifty meters ahead, lying in the groove, all of them are long and beautiful, and their bodies are more than one race." The fat man saw seven or eight very coolly dressed beauties coming over in front of him, and he pushed him excitedly, and Li Ran, who was busy frying chicken on the side, said, "Ranzi, I didn't expect us to open a fried chicken restaurant, and there are such benefits, which is much more real than watching a movie." ”

"Fatty, are you a spring worm attacking your brain, calm down, don't frighten the guests." Li Ran freed up a hand and directly gave the fat man a brain collapse.

This girl, why don't you be reincarnated in an island country, your mind is full of circles and forks, it's too bad.

However, the beauty who started her head is very good-looking, tall, convex and backward, with red lips with a sense of surname, praise.

Li Ran was looking at the infinitely beautiful, and the fat man on the side opened his mouth, "Ladies and gentlemen, please stay, come and taste my chicken, my chicken is fragrant and delicious, eat beauty, eat breast augmentation, ......"

Hearing the fat man's shout, Li Ran suddenly felt that a cold murderous aura rushed towards him on a hot day.

He didn't even have time to shout, Second Senior Brother, you are naughty, and this group of beauties began to react.

scolded at the fat man in unison: "Hooligans! ”

The fire at the city gate affected the pond fish, and the disaster caused by the fat man even suffered with Li Ran. He was also classified as a hooligan.

After this group of beauties left, Li Ran pushed and beat the fat man, and kept the fried chicken away from his People's Square.

Ah, this kid actually said that he wanted to imitate him and wanted to find that job with a monthly salary of twenty or thirty thousand yuan.

can only send him four words, birds and beasts are not as good!

The fat man even thought about changing the name of this shop, called Yipinguan.

The island country has a product of Taoism, and their fried chicken restaurant is called Yipinguan, which is on par with the world.

If you don't drive the fat man away, the fat man may change the name of the fried chicken, such as Mr. Huang Jincang, Mai Xiang Xiaoze......

The day's busy work passed like this, and when I checked out, I looked at the money in my pocket and swept away all the busyness.

On the first day of opening, the door was opened, and the business was very hot.

At about seven o'clock in the evening, the fried chicken prepared was sold out.

Excluding the investment, I earned almost 600 yuan today.

earned so much money on the first day, and Li Ran is very much looking forward to the future.

It was the first money he earned.

Shouted the fat man, drank two bottles of beer at the night market barbecue, and ate some barbecue, which was considered a celebration party. Then board the bike and head home.

Earning money for the first time in his life, this excitement naturally has to be shared with his sister, who depends on him for his life.

It was already past nine o'clock, and there were very few pedestrians and vehicles on the street, and a cool breeze blew, and Li Ran suddenly felt a chill all over his body.

He pedaled the car hard, but a voice floated in his ears: "If I can eat fried chicken legs before I die, then I will be satisfied." ”

"Can anyone give me a fried chicken leg?"

The voice sounds indescribably awkward, but it's awkward anyway.

Hearing this voice, Li Ran was startled, and subconsciously looked in the direction where the voice came from.

Under the streetlight on the side of the road, an old man with white hair was lying on the ground with a bare upper body and tattered cloth pants underneath.

It was from him that the voice came from.

The old man looked like an old beggar, covered in dirt, and his body was as thin as ribs.

Li Ran hesitated, stopped and supported the ground with one foot, and looked at the old man. The old man seemed to be aware that Li Ran was looking at him, and slowly raised his head and looked at Li Ran.

The old man's appearance is very striking, with messy white hair and a somewhat rough white beard, this look at first glance looks like Einstein was reborn.

Maybe it's because I made money today and I'm in a good mood, maybe it's because Li Ran is a little soft-hearted, or maybe it's because of the loss of his parents since he was a child.

Li Ran leaned on the car, opened the clinker bag hanging on the handlebar, took out a large fried chicken leg, and walked up to the old beggar, "Uncle, you're hungry, give you this chicken leg." ”

In his plastic bag, he brought two chicken legs and two chicken wings to his sister Li Nan and let her taste his craftsmanship.

He has always been smart, but he didn't expect that why the old beggar opened his mouth to ask for chicken legs, but his chicken legs were in a bag.

As soon as he heard that there was a chicken leg, he was an old beggar who looked like he was going to die, but he suddenly came to his senses, sat up, and took the fried chicken in Li Ran's hand with a hand that was like a dry old tree root.

Ignoring the scruffy beard, he took a big bite and praised while eating, "It's delicious, it's delicious, young man, your fried chicken is good, I haven't eaten this taste for decades." ”

"Uncle, how do you know it's my fried chicken?" Li Ran was very surprised.

The old beggar was so godly that he actually guessed his fried chicken.

The old beggar ate intoxicated, and said, "I am a master, of course I can see that this chicken was fried by you." ”

I'll take it, this old beggar is really, he must have seen himself at a fried chicken restaurant, and he actually claimed to be a master.

"Hey, young man, you stop first, I ate your chicken, I can't eat it for nothing." When the old beggar saw that Li Ran wanted to leave, he immediately shouted to Li Ran, smashed his mouth, looked at Li Ran and said, "I see that you have a wonderful bone, you are a unique martial arts wizard, I will teach you a set of martial arts, thank you needless to say, you can give me another chicken wing." ”

As soon as he heard this, Li Ran laughed all of a sudden, such a familiar picture, a bloody bridge, such an old-fashioned line, and such a.

You girl, you want Lao Tzu's fried chicken wings, and you actually played such an unclassy line.

Lao Tzu believes in you, and I believe in you, that is to insult my intelligence.

"I said uncle, you have to take out this martial arts cheats anyway, at least it's a little convincing." Li Ran pushed the cart and joked at the old beggar.

"Young man, you don't understand, martial arts cheats are fake, old man, I'm real." The old beggar moved, his eyes narrowed, and his tone was a little eager.

Li Ran saw that one of his legs was missing half of it, and his heart couldn't help but feel a little colder.

"Okay, uncle, I'll give you another chicken wing, okay, just this one, I have to give the rest to my sister." Li Ran stopped the car, took out a fried chicken wing in the bag, walked up to the old beggar, and handed the chicken wings to the old beggar.

The things left for his sister were half given to the old beggar, and Li Ran was a little reluctant in his heart.

After the old beggar got the chicken wings handed to him by Li Ran, a smile appeared on his face, and when he smiled like this, his face was as open as a chrysanthemum.

"Kind-hearted, well-boned, okay, we're a fate." The old man muttered to himself.

Where did Li Ran hear so much, he turned around and wanted to leave, but he heard the old beggar behind him say, "Look, there are flying in the sky!" ”

He subconsciously looked into the sky, only to feel that his head seemed to have been hit by a heavy object, and it sank suddenly, and suddenly the sky and the earth were dark.

At the moment when he lost consciousness, he saw the old man stretch out his dry fingers, groping around his body, and there were words in his obscene mouth......

Huacha, Ge Laozi, Laozi chrysanthemum is not guaranteed......

"What?" The old beggar who was groping looked at Li Ran in surprise, and then his face was almost on Li Ran's body, like a pervert seeing a beautiful woman, and even tears of excitement flowed out, "This...... This...... Could it be the legendary man......"

The old beggar's face sank, gritted his teeth, and made a difficult decision.

glanced at Li Ran, "It's a pity that I can't see that day." ”

After saying that, a powerful momentum emanated from his body, and the night birds in the nearby trees fell to the ground.

He put one hand on Li Ran's brow......

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