Chapter 5: The Roasted Milk Man After Emotional Therapy
The Jade Emperor was the nominal supreme leader of the Chinese Immortal Realm.
In Xiansen's opinion, this broken game is either alien technology, or something that the old Chinese fairy does when he is bored, if he chooses the Jade Emperor as a profession, the result must be very interesting.
"The system did not recognize this occupation, please re-enter."
"Cut!"
When he finally got such an answer, Xiansen was immediately deflated, this game is really boring.
Seeing that there is no way to choose the immortals, it seems that you can only choose a profession that interests you.
But what is the key career that interests you? Xiansen didn't know.
"What do I want to do?"
This question Xiansen had never thought about before, not because he didn't want to think about it, but because he didn't dare to think about it, he was afraid to face his future.
From childhood to adulthood, his father made him learn a lot of things, but no matter what he studied, no matter how seriously he studied, he would become the object of ridicule by his classmates because of his skin color and because of his talent.
Although he showed that he didn't care, only he knew that he cared more than anyone else, he was eager to succeed, he was eager to be encouraged by others, he was eager to be praised for what seemed to be vanity.
However, he never got, never got a little bit of the compliment he wanted.
"Actually, I'm a stupid kid."
Sighing, Xiansen lowered his head in a muttered manner.
"The player's mood is low, and if it continues to deepen, it will affect the vitality of the player, and the system will automatically carry out neurological treatment."
Again, there was a mechanical chime in my ears.
"What do you think I can do?"
It seems to be asking others, and it seems to be asking yourself.
"The depression deepens, and the system automatically performs neurological care."
As soon as the voice fell, Xiansen felt a soft numb electric current begin to flow in his body, the current became stronger and stronger, and the speed of the flow became faster and faster, causing his body to twitch involuntarily.
"Your sister, this is called neuromedicine, and this TMD is called electrotherapy!"
More than ten minutes later, when Xiansen finally began to roll his eyes, the current slowly weakened and disappeared.
"Bastard, you wait for me"
Lying on the floor, Xiansen gasped for breath, smelled the smell of barbecue emanating from his body, gritted his teeth and said word by word: "I won't let you go." ”
"Please select a player class."
The cold mechanical sound was still repeated, and he was not in the slightest moved by the resentment displayed by Xiansen.
"I'm going to be a director! I want to make a movie! ”
This time, Xiansen gave his answer without the slightest hesitation.
"The class selection is successful, and the player Xiansen officially starts the game."
Time goes back to more than ten minutes ago.
When the current became stronger and stronger, Xiansen felt that his thoughts were becoming clearer and clearer, the room was disappearing little by little, and his eyes became a white expanse, there was nothing, but strangely, he felt very warm.
"The winner of the 7th Annual Best Breakthrough Award in Micro Advertising for the Arcadia School District of Los Angeles is Mister Sen from the fourth grade class."
A sentence sounded in my ears, so familiar, so kind.
"Congratulations to this creative Oriental lad, and congratulations to the 'Sunshine of California' cake shop, as this ad will bring them more revenue."
Hearing this, a smile appeared on Xiansen's face, this is the voice of the old professor Evans, and this is the only time he has won an award since he was a child.
It took more than half a year for Xiansen to shoot the advertisement for the 'California Sunshine' cake shop, and during these six months, he was alone in the world of light and shadow.
This memory is his best secret.
"I came here about three years ago, and I didn't know what I was talking about, and the thing I hated the most was ad breaks. But when I sat here and watched some imaginative creative commercials, I said to myself, "Hey, this is so much better than American Dancer." ”
"Hahaha."
There was a burst of laughter from the audience.
This line once again evoked Xiansen's memories, and he clearly remembered that this was his acceptance speech at that time, in front of more than 2,000 teachers and students in the school district, he proudly joked about the Hollywood movie "American Dancer". And this movie unfortunately won the Golden Sour Plum Award that year.
"Advertising? Movie? It turns out that I am not useless. ”
The voices in my ears gradually disappeared, my thoughts became blurred, the things in the room appeared one by one, the feeling of electricity dissipated little by little, and the sensory perception returned to reality.
"Please select a player class."
"I'm going to be a director! I want to make a movie! ”
After speaking, Xiansen shouted out the door again: "Dad, I want to be the best director in the world." “
A successful career selection means that the game is officially launched.
For this kind of thing with unknown magical abilities, it would be absolutely false to say that there is no curiosity.
"Hey, has the game started? I don't feel it at all. ”
After hearing the sound in his ear saying that the game had officially started, Xiansen picked up the mirror placed at the head of the bed and carefully looked at himself in the mirror, but he didn't notice any change from left to right.
"Playing with Life is a simulation card game that runs on the human body, carefully created by CM Company. Players will choose one of the N classes, which cannot be changed once determined, and gradually become the elite of the class, completing their own unique life during the end of the game test.
This game consists of a variety of trigger-type missions and hidden missions, players can accept up to three tasks, and after completing the tasks, they will get a chance to draw a lottery; Failure to do so will result in penalties. Players who enter the game for the first time get one entry into the raffle and one emotional therapy for free.
Through the lottery, players can randomly get five kinds of cards corresponding to their professions, and the corresponding cards of the player's first profession are: script card, actor card, music card, special effects card, and skill card.
Cards are awarded a maximum of five stars and a minimum of one star. The higher the star tier, the stronger the card effect.
All cards can be used individually or combined with Player Character Cards to enhance the player's various castes.
This is the end of the introduction of this game, if players still have any questions, they can ask themselves. ”
After listening to this long introduction to the game, Xiansen's small eyes suddenly narrowed into a slit.
Sure enough, it didn't surprise him, card cards, isn't fighting landlords also a card game? Could it be that this so-called trigger-type task and hidden task refers to catching four or two kings when fighting the landlord? And what makes him most resentful is what kind of emotional treatment is given, which is almost about to turn himself into a roast suckling pig!
Ah, no, suddenly realizing that he had mistaken himself for a pig, Xiansen hurriedly changed his words: "It's a roast milk man." ”
He's not like some people don't have pursuits.