yesorno？

Please make your choice.

This kind of thing Xiansen knows, he remembers that there are such plots in some movies, as long as you choose yes, the fantasy point will teleport you somewhere, and the real point computer will be poisoned and killed because of this.

So Xiansen chose no without hesitation.

"Dreams and fortune are waiting for you ahead, will you refuse?"

Unexpectedly, after choosing NO, another sentence popped up on the screen.

"Cut, lie to the kids."

After disdainfully disdaining the creators of the virus, Xiansen chose no again.

"The night royal girl, enjoy the blessings of the world, can you bear to leave?"

"Then I'm going to die."

Rengui is self-aware, and Xiansen, who thinks that he can't conquer a thousand women, chooses no again.

"Immortality, domination of the world, are you sure you won't continue?"

“no！”

"Glory and wealth, longevity with the sky, fairy blessing"

“no！”

"The golden gun does not fall, and there are groups of wives and concubines"

“no！”

“”

“no！”

Finally, after Xiansen chose no for the eighteenth time, such a paragraph popped up on the computer screen: "Big brother, please do well, I am old and young, all pointing to this game to eat, you just pretend to be fooled, choose a sure." ”

"Hey, this transoceanic virus is actually controlled by hackers online."

Xiansen was amused by this sentence on the computer screen. After thinking about it, my computer is ready to be replaced anyway, so it's better to follow the meaning of this hacker and see what happens.

“yes！”

Moving the mouse over OK, Xiansen clicked the left button fiercely.

"Smack!"

As soon as I clicked it, I saw that the computer screen went black, and after a while, the wind98 desktop jumped out as usual, and then, nothing happened.

Xiansen was stunned, reached out and touched the computer screen, and then touched the power switch that had just had current, but there was still nothing abnormal.

"Hacker, you immortal board!"

When all expectations were shattered in an instant, Xiansen felt that he seemed to have been tricked as a monkey, and his kindness was not reciprocated, no matter what the purpose of this kindness was, he couldn't help but scold.

"The player's emotions are angry, and if it continues to deepen, it will affect the vitality of the player, and the system will automatically carry out neurological treatment."

"You're a god, your whole family is a god."

Hearing a voice scolding himself for being a god in his ears, Xiansen subconsciously replied.

"Wait, no, how can there be other sounds in my room?"

Looking around, Xiansen couldn't help but panic a little, if there was no problem with his eyes, there should be no second person in this empty room.

"The player's emotions are fear, and if it continues to deepen, it will affect the vitality of the player, and the system will automatically carry out neurological treatment."

The cold mechanical sound sounded in my ears again, and the most hateful thing was that this sound was still 3D surround, and I couldn't judge the direction of the sound source at all.

"You, you, don't pretend to be a ghost, quick, tell me who you are?"

Xiansen took a deep breath and soothed his emotions, but his voice was still a little trembling.

"To answer the player's question: The "Playing Life" series is a set of personal physical games published by China Miracle (CM) that simulates the life of an elite. There are only two sets of this series sold worldwide, one on the mainland and one overseas. The game is currently in internal beta testing for a tentative period of ten years. “

After the cold mechanical sound was finished, Xiansen, who had been a little frightened, finally calmed down, and made it for a long time It's just a game, although this game looks a little incredible, but for Xiansen, he is not interested in the game.

"By the way, who is the mainland set for?"

Compared to games, Xiansen is more interested in these issues.

"To answer the player's question: players in the mainland voluntarily gave up their qualifications for the game."

"Give up?"

Xiansen couldn't help but be stunned.

"I wonder how many times he clicked no?"

"To answer the player's question: he smashed the computer into scrap metal."

"Amount"

Hearing such a fierce answer, Xiansen could only silently admire it in his heart, and sure enough, there were more people over there.

"By the way, one last question for you, do you have a male or female surname?"

I have to say that the question raised by Xiansen is really a bit vicious, in fact, this is mainly influenced by a popular anime this year, this anime is called "Humanoid Computer Angel Heart". I have to say that the computer girl in the anime is very lethal to Xiansen.

"Answer player question: Sorry, the system didn't recognize the answer to this question."

Hearing such a boring explanation, Xiansen also had doubts about the fun of this game, and what kind of personal entity game that simulates the life of elites, don't be a thing similar to fighting landlords at that time, you know, the elites of Huaxia are veterans on the mahjong table.

"Do players start playing right away?"

Just when Xiansen was in a daze, the game prompt sounded in his ears again.

"Is there any punishment for not starting?"

It doesn't seem like the game will do him any harm, so Xiansen doesn't care if he starts or not, and he's not interested in playing the game anyway.

"Answer the player's question: If the player does not start the game for a long time, the player will be deemed to have voluntarily given up the game."

"And then?"

Lazily answered.

"The game will automatically move out of the player's body."

"Cut!"

I thought there was some punishment or something.,It's just moved out of his body after a long time.,Xiansen couldn't help relaxing.,Anyway, the electronic sound of this cold machine isn't very good.,Love move out.。

"The game is about to move out of the player's body, and the system will automatically cut off the root for the player painlessly."

When he heard that this broken thing was about to leave his body, Xiansen was still a little happy in his heart, but when he heard the latter sentence, he was stunned.

"Painless root cutting? Wait, wait, what's this? ”

"Answer the player's question: This game needs to leave the player's body through the Zhiyang prescription, and when it is removed from the body, the player's male root will be automatically cut off, and as compensation, the system will give the player the full version of "Sunflower Treasure Book" and a set of embroidery needles"

"Compensate you for being an immortal."

Xiansen was taken aback by the method of removing children and grandchildren from this broken game, and without waiting for the mechanical voice to finish, he quickly shouted loudly: "Start the game!" Immediately! Right away! ”

"The player officially launches the game, please create a game character."

Hearing this voice, Xiansen finally breathed a sigh of relief, it was too scary, fortunately he reacted quickly, if he was a little slower, they would be out of the house.

"Please enter the player's name."

"Xiansen!"

"Please enter the player's last name."

"Your sister."

This question directly stimulated Xiansen's nerves that had just been frightened, and when he thought that he almost had no surname, he couldn't help but curse again.

"The system does not recognize the surname, please re-enter it."

"Man!"

Weakly spat out a word.

"Please select a player class."

"Occupation?"

Xiansen pondered for a moment, and suddenly showed an evil smile.

"The Jade Emperor."