"Boom!"

Ling Xiao kicked on the ground, fell a dog and ate, and didn't wake up for a long time.

"Ah, brother, I was wrong, I was wrong, Ling'er won't say it again, Ling'er knows it's wrong, woo woo woo......"

Ling Xiao pressed Xiao Nizi on her lap ruthlessly, slapped her ass a few times, and pinched it hard.

"Say, who taught you this, don't say it's me, I didn't teach you these things!"

Ling'er pouted aggrievedly, "This still needs to be taught, I naturally know it at this age, ah, I was wrong......

Ling Xiao gritted her teeth, pinching Xiao Nizi's ass and rubbing it indiscriminately, and the painful Xiao Nizi's tears came out.

"Woo woo, I read it on the Internet, 'My sister can't be so cute', it says that my brother is in love with my sister, and he will eventually become a family, woo woo!"

"Don't look at it again! Do you hear that? ”

"Don't look at it, don't look at it, Ling'er won't look at it anymore."

Rubbing her aching buttocks, Ling'er rolled her eyes and sat up, her little face was full of tears, Ling Xiao was distressed to death, and wiped away her tears.

"Ling'er is good, my brother doesn't want to beat you, I really feel sorry for you!"

Ling'er snorted twice, obviously not believing it, Ling Xiao spread out his hand like a trick and slapped it from Ling'er's hand, and a small coffee-colored bottle appeared in Ling'er's hand.

"Huh?"

Ling'er stopped sobbing and looked at this thing suspiciously.

Ling Xiao sighed, Ling'er is so old, it's really inappropriate to beat her, she shouldn't be right, you must not beat her again in the future.

"Brother...... What is it? ”

Ling Xiao wiped away Xiao Nizi's tears painfully, "This, it's a baby"

Seeing Ling Xiao's appearance, Ling'er pursed her lips, "Cut, what treasure can my brother have, this won't be the legendary super [***] medicine that has killed countless young women in the black hands!" ”

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

Ling Xiao is completely convinced, from today on, he will no longer be self-righteous and think that Ling'er doesn't know anything, and he will no longer think that Ling'er is a child, she has really grown up, and even Ling Xiao actually found out that Ling'er actually knows everything.

"Awesome!"

Ling Xiao raised his thumb and rubbed Ling'er's Qiong's nose, and Ling'er squeezed Qiong's nose.

"Really! Brother, you know how to buy these strange things! ”

Ling Xiao couldn't wait to crash to death on the steering wheel, it turned out that he was such an image in Ling'er's heart.

"Then brother, what do you want to do with this?"

Ling Xiao squeezed his eyebrows and played dumb riddles at Ling'er for a while, and Ling'er rolled her eyes and guessed for a long time and snapped her fingers.

"I know, my brother must be in the way of Sister Red, and when the time comes, Sister Red will be able to talk to Sister Jinlong, right?"

"Boom!"

A Rambo 4320 on the highway suddenly shook and almost flew off the road.

Ling Xiao rolled his eyes, indicating that he was willing to bow to Ling'er.

"Brother!"

"Yes!"

Ling Xiao didn't dare to mess around again, and looked cautiously ahead, with a steady *author steering wheel.

"How's this thing smelling?"

Ling Xiao was stunned for a moment, then shook his head, "I don't know, but it says that it seems to taste slightly sweet, and the sweetness fades sharply after being mixed into water!" But I don't know if it's true! ”

"It's true, it's kind of sweet!"

"Well, how do you know ......?"

Ling Xiao turned his head and stayed for two seconds, and suddenly let out a pig-like roar in the car, and Ling'er, this girl, actually drank half a bottle in one go!

Ling Xiao hurriedly pulled over and grabbed the car with lightning speed, looking at Ling'er licking her lips, Ling Xiao smiled bitterly and hugged her in his arms.

"Oh my little heart, why are you drinking indiscriminately? Is this something you can drink? ”

Ling'er was stunned for a moment, and actually burped, "Why...... Why can't I ...... Can ......"

"Damn, isn't it three minutes? How can it be so fast? Ling'er, wake up, Ling'er! ”

Looking at Xiao Nizi who gradually closed her eyes, Ling Xiao wanted to die, and pinched and pinched and scratched Xiao Nizi, but there was no reaction at all.

"Damn, why is this Made in China suddenly so powerful, isn't the domestic one delayed? Holy! ”

Ling Xiao hurriedly capped the bottle and carefully looked at the introduction on it.

"The effect of this product is like lightning, a touch is imminent, please use it carefully, in addition, in view of the suggestions of the majority of comrades, it has a slight aphrodisiac effect!"

"Boom!"

Ling Xiao was like a bad lightning strike, stunned in place, scratching the manual with both hands, "Aphrodisiac? I'll rub your mother! Urge your sister's love! ”

Holding back the outburst of the surname, looking at the introduction behind, Ling Xiao wanted to know if there was any way to alleviate it, such as drinking milk to reduce the effect.

"This product is made by the people, the concentration is extremely high, and it is definitely not a deceptive pit daddy! As long as one drop, you can worry about one night, two drops in the stomach, a day and a night to toss! ”

Looking at the last period, Ling Xiao turned the bottle vigorously, "Damn, why didn't you say that you drank half a bottle in one go, and what would happen if you drank it directly and didn't dilute it with water?" ”

Looking at the dead pig-like little girl, Ling Xiao was really anxious this time, so without saying a word, she called the phone number above.

"Hey!"

"Hey, is it the ***[***] drug production base?"

"Yo, buddy, you've found the right person, what's wrong? Are there any special requirements? ”

"I ask your sister!"

The man was stunned for a moment, and after confirming the number, he asked puzzledly, "Brother, your brain was squeezed by the door, or did something happen to your sister?" ”

Ling Xiao was stunned, "How do you know that my sister has an accident?" ”

The man took a breath, it seemed to be smoking, "Alas, man, this is normal, last time my sister was idle and went to my refrigerator to find a drink, and I didn't find anything, so I took my latest MI4 generation as Wang Laoji to drink, I told her that it was [***] medicine, she insisted that I was stingy and didn't let her drink it, and I drank a whole bottle behind my back!" ”

"Hiss~"

Ling Xiao thought about it, how long he could sleep according to this dose! "You're talking less nonsense, what now? How did your sister wake up? ”

"Sleep, let her sleep until she wakes up naturally, and wake up naturally when it's time to wake up!"

"Excuse me, how long has your sister been asleep?"

"Hehe, soon, a month!"

"the mud horse! Don't cheat on you, the advertising is not at this time, my sister really drank half a bottle by mistake, it is half a small bottle, the kind of fifty milliliters, and now I fell asleep without saying a word, what should you tell me quickly? Otherwise, I'll tear down your base! ”

The man smiled, as if he had seen too much of such a threat and didn't care at all, "Dude, are you sure your sister drank by mistake?" ”

Ling Xiao was stunned, "What do you mean?" ”

"Lao Tzu's bottle is clearly written, this is [***] medicine, minors are forbidden, is your sister illiterate or blind! I also drank half a bottle in one go, can you tell me it's a mistake? I'll drink your sister! ”

Ling Xiao was speechless for a long time and then took a deep breath, "Big brother, I was wrong, I was really wrong, please, tell me what to do first!" ”

The man snorted, "How old is your sister!" ”

"Fourteen!"

"Isn't this the legal age I can go on!"

"My * mother, she is my sister!"

"You calm down, noisy, I can't hear it so loudly, your sister is a man and a woman?"

“……”

"Oh, I'm sorry, how is your sister's physical fitness?"

"Very good, very good! Professional athletes! ”

The man nodded, "That's easy, you can let your mother or your sister or you do it yourself, and strip your sister naked......"

"I repeat, she's my sister, my sister!"

"I know, I know, I know that she is your sister, listen to me, you are noisy, and I am too lazy to pay attention to you!"

Ling Xiao resisted the urge to kill this person and listened to him continue to speak.

"Strip naked with a copper coin, oh no, it's RMB, the hard kind, dip it in spirits and scrape on the body, and then massage your sister vigorously until your sister sweats slightly, if your sister's physical fitness is very good, that's fine, sleep and maybe wake up tomorrow!"

"Wait, maybe what do you mean? What if my sister's physical fitness is not good, or she is not awake? ”

The man listened to Ling Xiao's anxious tone, and asked again tentatively, "Is it really your sister?" Not your little lover or something! ”

Hearing Ling Xiao's roar and deep breath like killing a pig, the man hurriedly apologized, "OKOK, I was wrong, brother, listen to me, the method just now is really effective, it will be effective for whomever it is, but if it is really your sister, it is still so small, it will be more difficult to do, you have to try to induce vomiting for your sister, and spit out the medicine that has not completely entered the body fluids!" ”

Ling Xiao breathed a sigh of relief, and finally heard him say something useful.

"And then?"

"Then give her a little ginger water, which can probably eliminate a little effect, and can clear the residual medicine in the stomach!"

Ling Xiao wrote it down seriously, "And then? ”

"Then you gua sha after giving your sister a bath, wrap her tightly with the quilt, and at the same time give her an ice pillow to sleep, remove the sweat on her forehead in time, and try to ensure that her drug effect rises to the head and then emit it, so that it will be really no problem, you can wake up tomorrow morning, your sister drank half a bottle in one go, it is estimated that she only needs to sleep for a day and a night to wake up, it's okay, the side effects of this are not big, that is, the hypnosis of the cells is more powerful, as long as your sister wakes up and eats more food, more black fresh water, Exercise more and you'll be fine! ”

Ling Xiao immediately raised his head suddenly, "What did you just say about the surname of cell hypnosis?" ”

The man was stunned, "Huh? Dude, you know this too? ”

Ling Xiao nodded hurriedly, "Well, understand a little, tell me about it, please!" ”

"It's very simple, that is, sometimes the cells are disobedient, and various factors in the receptors begin to become excited or out of control, and a certain combination of ingredients in this drug can effectively change the survival state and structure of the cells, so as to adjust the cells to a suitable survival state!" ”

Ling Xiao nodded and looked at the introduction on the medicine, "Is it ammonium amino acids and sodium, magnesium and aluminum?" ”

The man was stunned, "I rely on my brother, you trick me on intellectual property?" ”

Ling Xiao shook his head, "No, brother, thank you, but don't worry, I don't have any idea about your patent, and I'm not that kind of villain, don't worry, thank you for my sister's business, I'll send her back, otherwise it will be more troublesome for a long time!" ”

"Well, okay, hit me again if you have something!"

"Yes!"

Hung up the phone, Ling Xiao picked up Xiao Nizi without saying a word and ran to the side of the road, leaned her on her lap, washed her hands with mineral water, stretched out two fingers to go deep into Xiao Nizi's throat, and picked at Xiao Nizi's tongue, trying to cause Xiao Nizi to vomit, but it backfired, this picked for a long time Ling'er did not react at all, but hummed and chirped and bit Ling Xiao's finger, licking it on the finger like a kitten's tongue, Ling Xiao secretly said I* quickly took away my finger and punched Ling'er on the lower abdomen.