Chapter 278: Pit Daddy
"I'm sorry Ling'er!"
This punch worked, Ling'er suddenly puffed out her cheeks and vomited, spitting out some liquid, Xiao Nizi suddenly felt very uncomfortable, humming and chirping.
Ling Xiao hurriedly apologized while wiping her mouth clean, hugged her into the car and hurried home.
"Hey, Ah Ling, why haven't you come back yet? Is there something going on? β
"Ah no, Sister Wei, we'll be back soon, if we encounter a little delay, we'll be back immediately!"
"Oh, the meal is ready, come back soon!"
hung up the phone, Ling Xiao's head was full of cold sweat.
What to do? If you let Hongyi know that Ling'er fell asleep after drinking [***] medicine, she doesn't know how she died, but how can Ling'er wake up tomorrow like this?
In desperation, Ling Xiao had no choice but to call Fei'er.
"What? You're coming here for the night? β
"Well, Fei'er, something happened to Ling'er, I don't dare to take her home! Please call my wife and tell her that you are celebrating your birthday tonight and leave me and Ling'er to spend the night in the Love Cafe! β
"Well, that's good, but what's in it for me!"
"Good sister, don't make trouble, you can do whatever you want, call me first"
"Hmph, that's what you said, okay"
Soon, Ling Xiao received a confirmation call from Hongyi, pretending to be drunk and teasing Hongyi with two sentences that provoked Hongyi's scolding, "Hmph, you bastard, just fool around outside, and take Ling'er with you, see if I don't beat you to death tomorrow!" β
"Whew!"
Finally got through the trick, Ling Xiao hurriedly came to Sister Zhou, picked up the heavy little girl, and walked into the cafΓ©.
"Yo, is there really an accident? What's wrong! β
Fei'er greeted her, and couldn't help frowning when she saw Xiao Nizi's really ruddy face and humming and chirping.
"Alas, don't mention it, it's really helpless, let's go in first, let's open a room for me!"
Ling'er was gently placed on the bed, and Zhou Qingyuan came over lazily in his pajamas.
"Huh"!
Ling Xiao knew that she couldn't hide Zhou Qingyuan, what a powerful person she was, and she could see at a glance that Ling'er had been drugged, and immediately stared at Ling Xiao cautiously.
"Sister Zhou, don't look at me like this, am I such a person?"
Zhou Qingyuan snorted lightly, "Then how do you explain this situation?" β
"Alas!"
Ling Xiao told Sister Zhou and Fei'er about the tragedy that happened just now, and Fei'er immediately poked Ling Xiao's forehead with her slender fingers.
"How did you become a brother? You also play with this kind of thing? You can still be drunk by her while you are watchingγ! β
Zhou Qingyuan also glanced at him angrily, and Ling Xiao put his hands together and pulled Zhou Qingyuan's hand.
"Sister Zhou, please, save Ling'er, Ling Xiao is grateful!"
Zhou Qingyuan and Fei'er both smiled and bent over, looking at Ling Xiao looking like this, the two of them suddenly felt very happy.
"Hmph, Fei'er, help him, give him a coin!"
"Hah!"
Fei'er groped around her chest like a trick for a while, and she felt out one by one the coins and shook them under Ling Xiao's nose.
"This is my sister's collection, how about it? I've got it for you! β
Ling Xiao was stunned for a moment, then sat up and hugged Zhou Qingyuan.
"Sister Zhou, you can't die without help! Ling'er is my sister, and I have called you sister! Sister Zhou! β
Zhou Qingyuan pushed Ling Xiao's salty pig hand away from his chest, "Okay, okay, don't call it here, everyone knows about it, wait a minute, let the sisters know about it, I'll see where your face goes!" I paid back the sins I did, and borrowing you a coin is for Ling'er's sake, Fei'er, let's go! β
Seeing the two women laughing and running away, Ling Xiao could only bang on the door.
"Haha, I'm laughing to death, you didn't see Ling Xiao like that, when did he ever be so aggrieved, haha!"
"yes, yes, I've always looked like I'm winning, and now I'm finally seeing his lame appearance, haha!"
"It's a pleasure!"
Qingyuan and Fei'er talked and left with a smile, but Fei'er still asked her teacher uneasily, "Master, if it's really like what Ling Xiao said, shouldn't we go and help?" β
Qing Yuan was stunned for a moment, turned around and shook his hand, "Silly you, have you seen Ling'er's face?" Red dripping blood, where is the drug, that even if *! β
"Ahh
Fei'er nervously grabbed Qingyuan's hand, "That, master, that Ling'er is not ......"
"Boom"!
Zhou Qingyuan kowtowed on Fei'er's forehead, "What do you think, the method Ling Xiao said works very well, it's okay, the bad things he did by himself should have been understood by himself, what do you think he has a good idea of buying that thing?" He deserves it! β
Fei'er nodded, "Hehe, I see, look at this big villain don't want to sleep tonight, hehe!" β
Of course Ling Xiao can't sleep, he regrets coming here, it's better to go home and be scolded here, it's a big deal to be scolded by the red clothes, but the golden dragon and the red clothes will definitely greet Hao Ling'er, so they don't have to do it themselves.
"Ling'er is good, it's all my brother's fault, now I'm going to scrape you, don't move!"
Ling Xiao pretended to take off her clothes, carefully took off Ling'er's clothes, took the liquor sent by Fei'er and smeared it on Ling'er's body, and began to work hard to scrape Ling'er, shaving Xiao Nizi snorted, and then quickly hugged her and sent her to the bathroom, carefully gave her a bath, and finally finished it and quickly sent it to the quilt, wrapped her tightly, and then took an ice pillow for her, prepared a wet towel, and wiped the sweat on her forehead.
"Whew!"
I don't know what time it is after finishing all this, the sky outside is already slightly bright, Ling Xiao wiped the sweat on Ling'er's forehead slightly, and hurriedly took a shower and fell asleep next to Ling'er.
There was nothing to say all night, and when the sunlight came in through the window the next day, Ling'er was pleasantly surprised to find that her brother actually pulled her arm and pillowed her head on it, no wonder her arms were numb.
But Ling'er soon felt that something was wrong and lifted the quilt to take a look.
"Ah~~~"
"Huh? What's wrong? What's wrong? β
Ling Xiao looked at Ling'er who woke up in the morning in surprise, it seems that Ling'er's physique is not ordinarily good, maybe it is the result of his own methods and his own efforts.
"Brother, you ...... You ......"
Ling'er hugged the quilt tightly, beside the bed, and pointed at Ling Xiao nervously.
"Me? What's wrong with me? β
"Wow Wow Wow ......"
The more Ling'er thought about it, the more angry she became, the more anxious she became, she cried, Ling Xiao hurriedly came over to comfort her, but Ling'er suddenly stretched out her jade arm and pointed at Ling Xiao.
"Brother, don't come over, woo woo, brother, you are bad, you don't even say a word to Ling'er and take Ling'er away, people are not mentally prepared, woo woo, I don't even know what it feels like!"
Ling Xiao sweated, sweated, and sweated, grabbed her arm and rubbed it vigorously, "Silly Nizi, what are you talking about, my brother didn't do anything, he just changed your clothes, look, didn't I take a bath for Ling'er, why are you crying, my brother didn't do anything!" β
Ling'er stared wide-eyed, "Really? Did you really do nothing? β
Ling Xiao nodded firmly, "Silly Nizi, am I that kind of person?" Is my brother such a bad person? What can I do? Okay, don't cry, brother, go out for a while, you're dressed......"
"Ahh
When Ling'er heard that Ling Xiao didn't do anything, she cried even more miserably, and pushed Ling Xiao away.
"Woo woo woo brother, you beast, you didn't do anything...... Woooooo β
"What's wrong?"
The door was pushed open, and a large number of sisters rushed in, and instantly saw the scene where Ling'er pushed Ling Xiao away but Ling Xiao wanted to hug Ling'er again, Ling Xiao turned around and instantly saw more than a dozen women in a rage.
"Ling Xiao, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!"
"Yes, I usually think you are a righteous gentleman, but I don't want you to be such a beast that takes advantage of people's danger"!
"Oh, you actually attacked a little girl, she is not yet an adult, my God, Ling Xiao, how are you?"
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Ling Xiao spread her hands and wanted to say something, but was pushed away by several sisters, surrounded Ling'er in the middle, dressed her, and comforted Ling'er while looking at Ling Xiao vigilantly.
"Okay, Xiao Nizi doesn't cry, don't be with this beast brother in the future! Yes! β
"Yes, yes, don't call him brother, this beast is not worthy of being your brother!"
"Sisters, blast out this wolf in sheep's clothing!"
Ling Xiao was so miserable, he was blasted out by a group of sisters early in the morning, and when he saw Fei'er's mouth cramping with a smile, he knew that it was a good thing she did.
"Laugh, I'll make you laugh!"
Ling Xiao grabbed Fei'er's small waist and scratched it vigorously, but Fei'er couldn't get up when she was lying on the ground, and she almost lost her breath when she laughed.
"Laugh again, laugh again, I'll strip you naked and throw you on the street!"
Under the circumstance that Ling Xiao was threatening and threatening, Fei'er finally stood up.
"Haha, hey, I'm laughing to death"!
Ling Xiao rolled his eyes, "Okay, Ling'er ignores me now, you send her to school, I will definitely kill you if something happens!" β
Fei'er smiled and waved her hand to send Ling Xiao away, walking towards Ling'er's room.
"Damn, what the hell?"
Ling Xiao grabbed the drug and wanted to throw it on the overpass, venting his hatred, but stopped at the moment of the shot.
"No, you can't fall short, I finally bought it back, two thousand yuan, I was directly drunk by Xiao Nizi for a thousand yuan, and I have to keep it for experiments!"
Thinking of this, Ling Xiao collected it like a baby again.
"Okay, Ling'er, my brother was beaten away by me, don't be afraid, my sister will send you to school!"
Ling'er, who was dressed, asked with tears in her eyes, "Brother is gone?" β
"Well, that villain was blasted out by our sisters, I guess where did you think about it at this time!"
Ling'er pursed her small mouth, but her big eyes were ghostly and ghostly.
"Sister, let me ask you something!"
Fei'er was stunned for a moment, then nodded, "Okay, Ling'er just ask!" My sister will tell you if she knows! β
Ling'er raised her head in surprise, stood on tiptoe and whispered in Fei'er's ear, "Sister, is there any difference after the virgin breaks?" β
Fei'er's expression turned pale, she finally knew what Ling Xiao's expression meant, and she grunted when she looked at Ling'er's helpless and funny expression.
"This ...... This ......"
Ling'er rolled her eyes, "Sister, you...... Sister, are you still a virgin when you're so old! β
In an instant, more than a dozen pairs of eyes looked over, Fei'er's face instantly turned red, and she grabbed Ling'er's neck and dragged her out, Ling'er choked and couldn't break through before Fei'er let go of her.
She kind of understood, this harmless and ghostly little Nizi is definitely not a fuel-efficient lamp.
"Ahem, oh my God, it's incredible, it's terrible!"
Ling'er looked at Fei'er while drawing circles on the wall incredulously.
"If I were a virgin at thirty, I would ......"
Before Ling'er finished speaking, Fei'er rushed over again, Ling'er hurriedly pulled out her legs and ran, and the two girls ran up the stairs and flew up.