Bai Muhe said helplessly: "It's not easy to do anything well, if you were born in ancient times, you would have been so ignorant as you would have let people chop up as flower fertilizer!" ”

Leng Yuan: "It's so miserable! ”

Bai Muhe sighed: "Do you think the flower waiter is a simple thing? ”

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Shiraki Kazuzu is instructed on the side, and Leng Yuan learns by doing. I have to say that this woman really has a lot of research on flowers.

"Oops, there's too much water, suck it out! …”

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"Oops, you cut the wrong blade!"

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"Oops, you forgot to add fertilizer!"

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"You're so stupid! But I'm good to have me! ”

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"That's right, that's it, huh, you're finally on the road!"

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In a comment that was not very fair, Leng Yuan stuck the rotten smell of flower fertilizer to his clothes from time to time, or he was touching everywhere with his dirty hands, and there were several black marks on the walls, floors, desktops, and even Bai Muhe's face and clothes.

"Hairy, my clothes are stained by you again!"

Leng Yuan: "What do you mean it's dirty again?" Sounds like a lot of times! Yesterday didn't blame me at all, and it wasn't me who vomited......"

Bai Muhe: "I warn you, although my wardrobe is not locked, although there are not a few clothes in it, you are not allowed to look at it casually." If I know you're groping around with those two paws, see if I don't nail you to this closet!" ”

Leng Yuan was helpless: "I know, I know!" Don't think of all male surnames as perverts, but I don't know that every time it's your wishful thinking, and if you want to warn you to come true, I have to be willing! To be honest, none of your suits are eye-catching, as a woman, I don't even have a skirt, and I don't have any long clothes and pants all day long, and I don't have femininity at all! ”

Leng Yuan buried his head in the flowers, and his tone was quite helpless.

Bai Muhe was angry, raised his foot, and kicked Leng Yuan's ass.

--Bang! －－

"I'm grass!"

Leng Yuan was unprepared, he was kicked firmly, and one end was inserted into the pink rose, you must know that there are sharp thorns on it!

"Ahh

The screams came frequently, and Leng Yuan was obviously deeply affected, presumably stabbing a lot.

When Leng Yuan finally crawled out, his face was already miserable.

"What are you doing?? Want to murder? You're this..."

Bai Mu and his eyebrows were upside down: "What am I doing?" ”

Leng Yuan: "Hmph..., good men don't fight women!" You are more than ten years older than me, and you can be regarded as my teacher anyway, I have a lot of adults, and I don't have the same knowledge as you! ”

Bai Mu and Shinobu couldn't help laughing, and a silent smile appeared imperceptibly on the corner of his mouth.

Finally pulled out the rose thorns all over his body, Leng Yuan was already in pain, and the rose thorns seemed to be too sad in his heart.

"What are you doing?"

"Don't move! This rose thorn is poisonous, although the poison is very weak, but it also needs to be detoxified, the best antidote is the flower sap of this rose! ”

So Leng Yuan had no choice but to let Bai Mu and smear the pink rose sap on the back of his cheeks, and a faint floral fragrance poured into his heart in the process.

"That's it! Tomorrow will be fine! ”

"I don't need to say thank you, do I? That's your fault! You should apologize to me! As a sign of sincerity, you pay today's wages first! ”

Bai Muhe smiled and said, "I can't give you today's money, it's considered to be paying tuition, and I will start working normally from tomorrow." But don't forget that I didn't remind you, none of these flowers cost tens of thousands, if you raise me badly, I will plant you in it! ”

Leng Yuan: "Your boss can rest assured, hey, I regret it now, I knew that you had so much to do, so I didn't come!" ”

Bai Muhe: "It's too late to regret it now, look at what this is?" This is the contract you just signed, three years, if you regret it, you will be compensated ten times! But you're my student, and you can regret it, and the contract break fee is paid! 500,000! I'll let you go! ”

Leng Yuan snorted and said in his heart, where did I get the 500,000? ：

"I'm all on your thief ship, and besides, I'm not a man of my word."

Bai Muhe shook his head and smiled: "I really can't help you." Do you have time tonight, I bought a lot of food! ”

Leng Yuan thought for a while: "Are you going today?" ”

Shirakiwa: "Do you have something?" ”

Leng Yuan: "That Wang Di said that he wanted me to go to his house, you know that this guy is losing weight and can't eat anything good every day, so he specially used me as a guise to get some cheapness!" But I think it's impossible! With his mother's surname, he would never let him get the slightest bit of light! I'm the only one who eats what he watchs! ”

Bai Muhe: "In that case, you still want to go?" ”

Leng Yuan: "Of course! You think I'm just going to eat and drink? I'm a drunkard, not drinking! ”

Bai Muhe pursed his lips: "Is there anything else you can do?" What glorious thing can you do with your laziness? Every day, I know to peek at others, no big or small! ”

Leng Yuan said indignantly: "What are you talking about? I didn't go to their house to learn from their chef, and after I learned it, I could cook for you, and you have no conscience when you say this! ”

Bai Muhe snorted: "Forget it, I don't care about you, if you don't come today, you must come tomorrow, otherwise I will ask you to clean the toilet!" ”

Leng Yuan: "Ah, the head teacher has learned to threaten people?!" It's obviously not enough to drink, but you have to drink what kind of red wine, and how elegant it is? Don't you still vomit profusely? ……”

Shirakiwa: "Is there an end?" If you don't invite me to dinner, how can I have such a thing? ”

Leng Yuan: "If it weren't for me, how would you have such a good life?" Someone else came to you to see? ”

Bai Muhe: "You are not a good thing, last night I was unprepared to hug and touch me, don't say that you were not as awake as I was, and now the red marks on your body have not disappeared!" ”

Leng Yuan chuckled: "You asked for it, who told you to be so heavy?" Still living on the sixth floor? Yesterday I carried you up to the sixth floor and almost didn't vomit blood, if there are any dark wounds, I won't do anything in my life, you can feed me!! ”

Bai Muhe: "If that's the case, I don't want you, just chop it up and use it as flower fertilizer!" Seriously, how did you find my house yesterday? ”

Leng Yuan: "Speaking of which, I really have to thank you for still being single, otherwise I really wouldn't be able to find it." ”

Shiraki Kazuzu seems to be sensitive to the topic of singleness: "What do you mean? ”

Leng Yuan: "The one who didn't turn on the lights was the one who didn't turn on the lights, if everyone had a family was so late, how could they not turn on the lights?" I naturally found it without much effort, but your family lives on the sixth floor and you don't want people to live! ”

Bai Muhe pulled up his hair and said: "That's not my home, I just borrowed it from a friend, so I won't buy a house in this kind of place, why should I have beautiful mountains and rivers, beautiful environment and pleasant scenery." Otherwise, I won't like it if I buy it, and I can't do this kind of wasteful behavior. ”

Leng Yuan: "That's the case, then you bought a house?" ”

Bai Muhe: "Not yet, buying a house is just a plan, and when I don't do anything in the future, I will raise flowers at home and write articles, no need to travel without worries, that is what I want most!" ”

Leng Yuan: "Our ideals have something in common! This is what I wanted to do in my old age. ”

Bai Muhe: "It's too early to say this, okay, it's almost class, you can go to class too!" What's in this lesson? ”

Leng Yuan: "English! ”

Bai Muhe: "Then don't go quickly, that English teacher doesn't like you very much!" ”

Leng Yuan: "He doesn't like me because I never do my homework, but for your sake, how can he tolerate me, right?" ”

Shirakihe: "Why are all you thinking about in your head every day being some conspiracy?" Grow up and pay it back? ”

Leng Yuan: "Don't change the topic, this English teacher is a returnee who has returned from studying abroad, and now who in the school doesn't know how to chase you?" And you still have something in common, you have both studied in the past, why don't you think about it? ”

Bai Muhe's face was not good: "When do I need you to plan for me?" I can't control what he does, it's my business to agree or not! ”

Leng Yuan: "Then again, I don't look at the teacher very well, but you can be careful that you were with me last night, if you change to him, something may not happen!" ”

Shirakiwa: "Just hello! The matter between teachers is also something you can comment on? ”

Leng Yuan: "What's the matter, teachers and students originally choose each other, I don't need to like you if you don't like me, but this lesson still has to be taken!" We can't look down on ourselves! ”

Bai Muhe: "No matter what you say, you are always justified, so much nonsense, go to class!" ”

Leng Yuan: "Got it! That, last night's incident, the dean's ......."

Bai Muhe said angrily: "Forget the punishment!" ”

Leng Yuan: "Okay, I'm relieved to have your words!" Then I'll go first, goodbye, teacher! ”

Shiraki Kazu: "Hmm! ”

Leng Yuan returned to the classroom, and the bell rang just as the class bell came.

The lessons in these two classes are all English, and to be honest about English, Leng Yuan didn't have much of a cold in his previous life, and he was also an out-and-out patriot in this life, born with a crippled language gene.

Learning English is not as easy as some people, but fortunately, I have accumulated a lot in my previous life, which is a memory that cannot be erased by time, and no matter how bad it is, I can survive until I graduate from college.

Now that I've learned it again, it's a review, it's not easy to learn very well, but it's still very simple to learn very well. In class, Wang Peng checked yesterday's recitation, and he didn't know how to drop, this guy was born with Leng Yuan, he didn't encourage a word when he answered well, and he couldn't answer a lot of sarcastic words.

Leng Yuan didn't study at all last night, where did he get the time to memorize? If you can carry it on your back, that's hell.

So Leng Yuan was standing in this class.

Leng Yuan knew that he was wrong, so he naturally wouldn't talk back, he wasn't Wang Fatzi, no matter who he was, he could say a lot of nonsense, but it was obvious that this kind of thing was based on the fact that the teacher liked the student, otherwise it would only attract the teacher's disgust.

Wang Peng was naturally sarcastic: "If you don't write your homework and memorize the texts, are you planning to give up English?" Or are you not planning to take the college entrance examination? ”

Leng Yuan has always kept his head down, his left ear in and out of his right ear, and he has developed immunity to this.

This dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, Wang Peng has nothing to do, he is going to go to his head teacher to sue him after class, and by the way, he will fulfill his wish to see her...

Forty-five minutes would have passed quite quickly, as if it had passed in a few blinks of an eye.

During the recess, Qin Haiyang turned around and said, "Master Leng you really have a surname, you don't go to what you should go, you never write homework or anything, and you can study so well, it's really enviable!" Tell your brother, what's your secret? ”

Leng Yuan said: "You come here with your ears!" ”

Qin Haiyang stretched out his ears curiously.

Leng Yuan looked left and right, and whispered to the little ear: "Actually, the secret is very simple, that is..."

After hearing this, Qin Haiyang's white face suddenly flushed, no matter how bold Miss Qin was, she had not reached the ultimate realm of both men and women, and the word "falling into the water" suddenly came to her ears, and she was also a little shy, but this Miss Qin, the daughter of the two professors, was really extraordinary.

After being shy, he said, "Dare to ask what position you slept naked?" Frog's, snake-shaped, or..."

Leng Yuan was speechless, and sighed helplessly: "You female rascal!" ”

Qin Haiyang: "By the way, when are you free?" My parents have to invite you to my house! ”

Leng Yuan sighed: "What's going on lately? It's as if my world has suddenly become civilized! ”

Qin Haiyang: "What civilization!?" Obviously it's you..."She didn't say the word 'Fa Chun', and if it came out of her mouth, it wouldn't be so good.

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