Wang Di said unhappily: "What kind of expression do you have?" I just wanted to invite you to our home! Let you taste my mother's handiwork! ”

Leng Yuan pursed his lips: "You have bad intentions!" I've already tasted your mother's craft! Straight to say that you can eat it if you want to, as for such a roundabout thing? ”

Wang Di said bluntly: "No matter what, I can't escape your eyes, I have indeed been a little hungry these days, and my saliva can't stop flowing out when I think of the braised pork!" I can't help it..."

Leng Yuan's heart moved, Bai Muhe asked me to make some porridge for her, it was the same every day, it would definitely not work, but if I learned the craft from a chef, it would be another matter, so it would be in vain.

"Okay, okay, you can go, but I have one condition!"

Wang Di's eyes flashed and asked, "Okay, okay, what conditions, you say!" ”

Leng Yuan: "You know, I live alone, and I can't eat anything at all, so I want to learn a few songs from your mother, and ask you to help say a few words when the time comes, I know that taking your mother's class is very expensive!" ”

Wang Di smiled innocently: "In Pingyue, others say I'm stupid, I think you're even more stupid, how can this kind of thing be said, you just do it secretly!" But since you have already said it, then I also have a condition, that is, you can't just go to my house once, you have to go many, many times, as long as I am hungry, you have to go! ”

Leng Yuan was puzzled: "Isn't this right?" Will your family be disgusted? ”

Wang Di smiled and said: "You can rest assured, if it were someone else, it might be like this, but you are different, our family treats you as half a son." At the moment, my mother has limited the amount of food I eat as my dad treated, so we're standing together! Not to mention my mother, when you were going to go before, she would cook you a big table? That's really good for you, I'm jealous! ”

Leng Yuan thought for a while and smiled: "Okay, that's it!" ”

Wang Di: "Don't regret it!" …… Well, it's okay, you can go back! ”

Leng Yuan suddenly wondered, "How can you be so familiar with nosebleeds?" ”

Wang Di was helpless: "If you eat too much, you will naturally have nosebleeds!" ”

Leng Yuan was speechless for a moment.

…

After returning to the classroom, Shiraki asked, "Why did you go for so long?" ”

Wang Di replied first: "Oh, that's the case, Leng Yuan's nose is more special, maybe he was beaten harder at that time, I don't know what acupoint he hit, so I don'......t know what to leave behind."

Bai Muhe automatically ignored Wang Di's words, she only heard that Leng Yuan's nose was bleeding by someone else.

Bai Muhe suddenly interrupted Wang Di's talk, and asked with a smile, "Beaten up?" Who beat him? Leng Yuan, who are you messing with again? ”

Leng Yuan couldn't wait to kick this damn fat man out of the window, and he couldn't get rid of his hatred until he was bubbling. This mouth is not closed, how do I answer it?

Wang Di knew that he had said the wrong thing, so he could only look at Leng Yuan helplessly.

Leng Yuan smiled at Bai Muhe and said, "Teacher, don't listen to his nonsense, this guy is the most unguarded, maybe that sentence will be distorted by him!" My nose bleeds entirely because of the hot, dry weather! Isn't it!? ”

Leng Yuan kicked Wang Di coldly, and this guy exclaimed.

"Ahh No, that's right! His nose is his own blood, and it has nothing to do with anyone else! ……”

Leng Yuan hurriedly took over the words, otherwise he couldn't have said anything this guy had said again?

"Look at it! Teacher, that's it! Hehe......"

Bai Muhe nodded, and was about to say something of concern, but was interrupted by a voice.

"Teacher! In fact, Leng Yuan's nose was bled by me! ……”

"Oh God! ……”

Hearing this, Leng Yuan's eyes darkened, and he suddenly felt that the world was spinning, and with a muffled 'bang', Leng Yuan's head hit the multimedia table in front of him.

"Haha......"

This action caused the whole class to laugh, and some even laughed with tears, even Shiraki and that cool face were full of smiles.

"Teacher, this is true, it's really my ......" You Mengjia was about to explain, but was interrupted by Bai Muhe.

"Okay, it's already class, if you have anything to say, let's talk about it after class!"

Leng Yuan covered his head and walked back to his seat, only to feel that the world was spinning, and he was a little disgusting. Under the pressure, this feeling gradually disappeared after a long time.

"What's going on lately, is there something going to happen?"

Leng Yuan's memories were fruitless, so he had to give up.

Today's first and second classes are all Chinese, and the teacher in the class is the head teacher Bai Muhe.

This lesson is about Su Shi's masterpiece "Red Cliff Fu", one of the eight masters of the Tang and Song dynasties.

Shiraki and the beginning explains the origin of this article, as well as the background before and after.

Bai Mu and his skills are really good, what she says and says is something that others have never heard, and her class is this style, with a great cultivation, soaking every student, so that they can lay the relevant basic cultivation.

Although the classmates were afraid of the teacher, they also admired her.

The next step is to find someone to read the text.

She is very characteristic when she lectures, and she asks people to answer questions in a row every day, horizontally, vertically or diagonally, and never favors anyone, in her eyes, everyone is the same.

Today's row is by the window, and the first one to be called is Qin Haiyang.

Qin Haiyang's surname is lively and loves to express her opinions, as if this kind of article has several bookshelves in her house, so even if she doesn't preview it, she can read it catchy and full of charm.

"In the autumn of Renxu, in July, Su Zi and the guest were boating under the red cliff. The breeze is coming, and the water is not rippling. Raise the wine to belong to the guest, recite the poem of the bright moon, and sing the chapter of the fairy. Shaoyan, the moon comes out of the east mountain, wandering between the bullfights. The white dew crosses the river, and the water shines to the sky. As far as a reed is, Ling Wanqing is at a loss. The vastness is like Feng Xuan resisting the wind, and he doesn't know where it stops; fluttering like a posthumous reading power, feathering and ascending to immortals. ”

In the autumn of the year of Renxu, on the 16th day of July, Su and his friends were boating under the red cliff. The breeze was blowing, and the water was not rippling. Raise your glass to toast your companions, chant (praise) the poems of the bright moon, and sing graceful and beautiful music. After a while, the bright moon rose from behind the East Mountain, hovering between Dousu and Niusu. The white mist runs across the river, and the clear water connects the sky. Let the boat drift everywhere, above the vast expanse of the river. Riding the light breeze (on the surface of the river) everywhere, and not knowing where to stay, I feel so light that I feel as if I am about to leave the world and fly away, like a Taoist feather turning into an immortal. ”

After reading this, it is naturally necessary to translate, Qin Haiyang is not ambiguous, and the translation is very good.

Bai Muhe said: "Very good, next one!" ”

There are five paragraphs in this article, the second paragraph is quite short, and the third paragraph is daunting.

The second person to get up and read the translation was Leng Yuan.

Leng Yuan stood up without ambiguity, although he was not as good as Qin Haiyan, but he also spoke clearly, and he also had a somewhat hearsay demeanor, which was also thanks to those obscure scriptures, otherwise he wouldn't be able to do this!

Bai Muhe smiled: "Yes, next!" ”

Why did Bai Muhe give Leng Yuan an evaluation of 'okay', it's not that she has special feelings for Leng Yuan, but that people who can't read well and live and translate badly will be punished extremely severely.

Of course, you won't go to the toilet to clean it, but you will be punished to copy the ancient text hundreds of times a week and hand it in, you are not allowed to fool around, you are not allowed to throw away the words, and you will write it again when you find one.

If you dare to fool around, then your Chinese score this semester is guaranteed to fail, even if you get a perfect score of 60 points!

With such a 'cruel and inhumane' punishment, no one dares to defy the law.

You Mengjia stood up, the tight short skirt was a little trembling, and the person behind her could see it clearly, her straight buttocks and tender white thighs were trembling slightly.

finally finished reading the extra-long third paragraph, and by the time it was time to translate, You Mengjia could no longer calm down.

In the end, You Mengjia was so anxious that she cried, Bai Muhe's eyes were really a little unkind, and seeing that You Mengjia couldn't translate, she said, "Next, continue!" ”

This is a male compatriot with glasses, who often presses in, and belongs to the Jue Master level.

This guy simply said: "Teacher, I prepared the fourth paragraph, and the third paragraph was not prepared!" ”

Bai Muhe continued without nonsense: "The next one will continue to translate!" ”

Behind the master is a girl, who loves to learn very much, and finally she has completely translated the third paragraph.

Bai Muhe nodded and said, "Very good, next!" ”

When it was the turn of the last man, Shiraki Kazuzu did not stop, but continued: "Start from scratch next one! ”

The man was a little stupid for a moment, obviously he didn't expect Bai Muhe to do this: "Did the teacher read and translate from the first paragraph?" ”

Shirakiwa: "Yes! ”

This guy said helplessly: "Teacher, I wasn't prepared!" ”

…

In serpentine order, the six rows of students by the window were called all over again, of course, there were still more people, not so few.

Bai Muhe: "The rest of the people are counted as if you have picked up a bargain, so much for today." Squad leader, Mo Yao! ”

Don't want to hear Bai Muhe calling her, so she stood up.

Bai Muhe asked, "Did I ask you to inform our class, saying that you are going to talk about this section of classical Chinese today?" ”

Mo Yao was silent for a moment and said, "I remember that every time you come back from a business trip, you will notify me, but I didn't receive a notice yesterday, so..."

Shiraki and Ichi, because of yesterday's incident, she seems to have forgotten to notify.

Bai Muhe: "I really didn't give notice, but as a class representative, do you really not know where to speak?" ”

Mo Yao: "Know! ”

Shirakihe: "In that case, did you say it to the class?" ”

Mo Yao: "Hmm... That's it! …”

Shirakiwa: "Sit down!" This shows that it is not the problem of the class representatives, but your problem! But the cause of this is me.,The punishment is exempt.,This article is required to be memorized.,I'll check and ask for dictation when I go to class the day after tomorrow.,If someone makes a mistake.,I said what to do, right? ”

"Okay, you can listen to me for these two lessons! Remember not to take ...... example"

Finally, after the end of class, the tense atmosphere in the class relaxed.

At the end of class, Bai Muhe asked Leng Yuan to go to his office.

After coming to the office, Bai Muhe gave Leng Yuan a key and said, "This is the key to my office, and these flowers will be handed over to you, help them water them every day, prune and prune so that you can be regarded as a part-time job for me, and give you a salary of fifty yuan a day, what do you think?" ”

"Haha..., I really can't ask for it, but you don't have to give so much, teacher, right?"

"It's not easy to raise these twenty pots of flowers, if you raise one pot for me, you will die!" Bai Muhe stared at Leng Yuan fiercely and warned.

However, being stared at by someone like her always has no sense of danger, especially after Leng Yuan knows about Bai Mu and many secrets.

"I know! So you should explain to me how to do it, right? ”

"That's nature, I'm not an irresponsible person! … First of all, this pot of blue violet, you should observe..."

Bai Muhe talked for a whole time, and it took thirty minutes to finish, and then he personally demonstrated to him, and finally asked him to do it himself.

Leng Yuan listened to it with a big head.

"Eight points of water and two points of fertilizer..."

"When the leaves turn red to green, they need to be watered..."

"The leaves should be observed every six hours, and if there are yellow edges, they should be pruned..."

If you say something like this, Leng Yuan's head is big!

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