Chapter 33: Surprise and Profit

The truth, most of the time is similar to the hidden parts of a woman's thin dress and light veil, although you know that it is probable, but before it is revealed, you may not be able to tell the details.

When Shuai Lang changed to two buses, spent two hours traveling dozens of kilometers, and went straight to the Western Suburbs Prayer Cemetery, the last veil was finally lifted.

What is it?

It is the parking lot that is crowded with all kinds of private vehicles leaving only the aisles, the crowd of people who come and go in a hurry, there are middle-aged men and women with melancholy faces, there are gray-haired old people, and more families bring them, gathered in the two rooms of the management office of the prayer cemetery, and they are arguing about something, which is completely different from the quiet and desolate of the various cemeteries seen outside Shuai Lang. The exterior of the cemetery also follows the carved railing to welcome the door building, which is also newly built, as the crowd of people who come to see the cemetery go inside, the tombstones in the whole garden have been lined up more than half, and most of them are marked with red letters, which means that most of them are booked graves...... Also a few days ago, even the national cemetery, even the cemetery planned by the Provincial Department of Civil Affairs, had never been so lively...... That's right, it's fried, even in this most remote place.

"Did you hear about it, it's going to go up, and now it's going to rise to 11,008 without fees......" A few people not far away whispered and discussed, and Shuai Lang subconsciously leaned closer.

"It's grown more than 3,000 in three days, I really don't see it, so potential?" The other muttered quietly.

"This is still a suburban cemetery, if you have a reserved place in Lushan and Qinglong, then the profit will be doubled, and it will be doubled......"

"Aren't you kidding? Can there still be a place in that place? ”

"The ancestor is not bad, but there is no place to sell it, and it has already been robbed......

"Hey, Old Five, why don't we make do with a high-end cemetery for a while."

"Don't, it's hundreds of thousands, this is outrageous, wait and see, besides, there are a few high-end cemeteries in Qinglong now, and you may not be able to buy them."

"Hey, here, here......... Come here......"

A man in his thirties squeezed out of the crowd in the management office, called these people with the paper things in his hand, and it seemed that he had gone through a few procedures, this time the cemetery was in trouble, and the booker was directly holding a red pen and advertising color, and marked his own mark according to the number of the position, Shuai Lang saw that these several people were elated, as if they had picked up a golden doll, and at this time, the environment here was so incompatible, and suddenly felt that there was a feeling of crying and laughing.

Digging out his pocket, dragging the newspapers collected at the newsstand at the mouth of the alley, a thick volume, page by page, sure enough, I found a certain page: the western suburbs of our city, Laofushan, Zoumagang area frequent thousands of bats gathering visions...... Another page: The serious shortage of land for the city's public cemeteries highlights the crisis...... Another page: Recently, it was rumored that the "leap month year" should be placed in the burial ground, which caused the price of the cemetery in our city to rise in many places, and the spokesman of the provincial civil affairs department publicly opened the rumor...... Also: authoritative experts pointed out that the phenomenon of bat aggregation in the western suburbs of our city is caused by the climate, not superstition...... Contrary to the previous report on the shortage of cemeteries, the provincial civil affairs department pointed out that there is no shortage of land for public cemeteries in our city, which can fully meet the needs of the city's funeral industry in ten to fifteen years...... The provincial civil affairs department gave a red light to the construction of high-end cemeteries in the city, and called on the general public to stay away from superstition and make civilized sacrifices...... The last one, which Shuai Lang inadvertently glimpsed, was the report of the funeral of the century, which was stuffed with celebrity scandals and entertainment reports, and Shuai Lang was not interested in watching it at this time.

That's right, typical hype...... Shuai Lang secretly thought, a few days ago to follow the dragon search team but a few people, the words of the city's cemeteries have been evaluated, like prayer, Anze, heaven three in the suburbs of the cemetery was basically ignored by Mr. Hua that line, at this time to see the construction of the cemetery is the same, everywhere there are still mottled cement, sand, stones and other materials, less than 100 acres of cemetery built on a hillside, more than half of the standing is a stone stele, there is still a part of the direct insertion of the wooden card, it is estimated that the stone tablet is not enough to insert a wooden card to make up the number, The madness of the birth grave booking can be seen, and the Internet is full of speculation.

This is a big loophole...... Shuai Lang said secretly, looking at the buyers who had already obtained the formalities, and compared with the itinerary in the previous few days in his memory, the Lushan National Tomb is more standardized and strict, the second phase of the project is still under construction, and there are not many current cemeteries for sale; Qinglong Mountain, the first ancestor, and the heavenly rén are almost the same, these cemeteries have been built for several decades, and the development is stable, and there is no need for hype at all, then, the cats are in these three places in the remote, well-located, and newly completed cemeteries, only they have enough cemeteries for sale, and only they have the greatest income in the price rise.

How is this done? …… It should be an opportunity to get the news of Huachenyi's relocation of the grave, take the dragon search as a starting point, step by step to lead Huachenyi to the high-end cemetery of celebrities, and then use a magic stroke to promote the emergence of the funeral of the century...... With such a benchmark erected for the king of the Yin Mansion Building, it is reasonable for other high-end cemeteries to rise a little, and the price will definitely increase...... After that, coupled with the frequent vision of gathering bats, hyping leap months and years, and amplifying the tense rumors of the cemetery, as long as the three raise prices at the same time, it is bound to cause a certain amount of panic, and the regular cemetery does not have much land, and the robbery or malicious purchase is either a sale or a price increase, so the price of all the cemeteries will naturally rise, and they dare not count these blind follow-up and retail investors who invest in the cemetery...... As a result, of course, the citizens booked graves everywhere, and the developers made a lot of money.

Oh yo...... This old liar, in the end, even Lao Tzu was deceived.

Looking at the crowd at the scene for a long time, Shuai Lang figured out the trick, secretly cursed Gu Qingzhi, now I think about it I am indeed a little tender, my vision is a little shallow, that night I saw Gu Qingzhi's performance everywhere stunned, it seems that I was a little nervous and flustered when I was ashamed, now I think about it, I dare to love the lover step by step and calculate it clearly, just waiting for us to be smart and fall into the pit, first give you 10,000 for nothing, and then 100,000 to lure you to bet, and then ...... We're losing bare.

I said, there is such a cheap thing, let me get 100,000 for nothing.

Shuai Lang sniffed, casually stuffed the garbage can at the entrance of the newspaper cemetery, and finally looked at the busy cemetery like a bazaar, shook his head, a little self-deprecation, a little helpless, a little crying and laughing with his back to the sidewalk, down the pedestrian steps of the cemetery road, squeezed into the bus that was almost full, and had mixed feelings in his heart for a while, and couldn't tell what kind of feeling he had experienced in this matter.

When the car started and was about to drive away, the afterglow of Shuai Lang's eyes swept to the wall of the outer building of the cemetery, and a notice was posted in the corner of the "Notice of the Civil Affairs Bureau of ** District of Zhongzhou City on Standardizing the Management of Funerals in the Cemetery and Strictly Prohibiting the Sale of "Raw Graves" in Various Forms"

Shuai Lang, who was still a little puzzled, was suddenly amused.........

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One came and went, each took two hours, a good afternoon was sent away, and when the bus returned to the Dadongguan bus shelter, Shuai Lang wiped the sweat on his forehead, which I remembered, so frightened at first glance a few times, dare to love the cold is completely good.

I thought a lot along the way, and it was inevitable that it would be vulgar, a little distressed that the 10,000 yuan at my fingertips, a little frustrated that I didn't see this big conspiracy hidden under my eyelids, although I didn't study much from childhood to adulthood, but I wanted to play a prank, come up with a bad idea, and it was difficult to have someone better than myself in my playmates, and then went to college, and then mixed in Zhongzhou, all kinds of people have seen a lot, and I have rarely suffered losses after practicing for so many years, and I faintly felt that he had suffered a big loss this time. Fortunately, I didn't lose my own money, otherwise I would have to call the door to get it back. But after thinking about it, I admire the old head a little, such a big thing is done quietly, quietly, and it is impossible to do it without convincing.

Yes, that's right, convincing, this is neither illegal nor criminal, and even the ability to spend a lot of money is really something that ordinary people can't do, even if you give people the definition of a "liar", what can you do, people succeed, and what is in line with the general trend of this society only judging good or bad by success or failure, what can you do if you condemn it, will it be more comfortable than people locking the door and counting money to play!?

Ay...... Shuai Lang walked towards the rent, no longer thinking about these things, it was annoying. The brothers are all the same, they are all drinking clear soup and watching people eat meat......

"Hi...... Shuai Lang ...... "Someone is shouting."

"Hi...... What is Nirvana? Don't you know? Someone else is emphasizing.

Shuai Lang turned around at this time, he had already arrived at the mouth of the alley, a Buick stopped on the side of the alley, and there was a man leaning on the door of the car, with a narrow forehead and wide cheeks and pointed chin, and Huang Xiao, who looked like a special cartoon, came to the suit and leather shoes and shaved his face clean, much stronger than the big horse monkey described by the girl in the cemetery, looking at Shuai Lang smiling and waving and shouting, seeing that Shuai Lang ignored it, he ran two steps forward and dragged Shuai Lang, and said while dragging: "What are you doing?" Don't answer your phone? ”

"Oh...... Didn't bring it. "Shuai Lang touched his pocket, I really forgot to bring it.

"Do you know what you're looking for?" Huang Xiao's eyes narrowed and smiled, with a bit of schadenfreude, needless to say that Shuai Lang also knew what to do, but he pretended to be stunned and shook his head stupidly: "I don't know." ”

"Say that you (you) are uneducated, you don't admit it, my father asked me to inform you that you are coming, you lost, I didn't think about 100,000 yuan, and I don't need to give you 10,000 yuan." Huang Xiao said with a smile, just waiting to see Shuai Lang's stunned face or grief-stricken expression, but unexpectedly disappointed him, Shuai Lang responded in a daze: "Oh...... I know, I don't plan to ask for it, it's not mine anyway. ”

"Yay...... Wait......" Huang Xiao grabbed Shuai Lang, looked at it with a sense of accomplishment, and simply went straight: "...... I have to make it clear to you, my father said that I can tell you the bottom now, in fact, the owner of the Heavenly Cemetery, Feng Shanxiong, is the disciple of my father, and the brother of my boss Kou Zhong, more than ten years is, the celebrity cemetery is developed by Lao Feng and Anze, and my father said that you guessed everything, but I didn't guess that in fact, the big head was in those three cemeteries, and I am not afraid to tell you, in fact, Lao Feng invited my father out of the mountain, and now the three cemeteries have sold more than 8,000 cemeteries, in addition to repaying loans and wages, each family has earned more than 10 million. The development of the cemetery is amazing, even more powerful than real estate, with a profit of more than 400 percent...... I know how much filial piety the three families have given to our father, this number is ......"

Huang Xiao deliberately came to stimulate Shuai Lang, stretched out his big slap, showing his four fingers, but Shuai Lang was still indifferent, looking at Huang Xiao who was elated, and said, "Oh, I know." ”

"Hi...... Don't go, you're not done yet. Huang Xiao was really disappointed when he saw Shuai Lang like this, and his stretched out fingers grabbed Shuai Lang, and Shuai Lang pouted: "You can't finish it once?" What's the point of dragging with me, you have the ability to stand on the street and shout...... Shouting loudly: Ah, listen (all), I have made millions from the grave, all of them are dead people's money, are you red-eyed? ……”

"Don't...... Don't talk about that. Huang Xiao felt a little ashamed, Shuai Lang shouted with his throat, this time Shuai Lang was proud, hehe looked at Huang Xiao with a smile, Huang Xiao just got to the point, took out his pocket, and another envelope was handed directly to Shuai Lang's eyes, Shuai Lang continued suspiciously, muttering: "...... That's pretty much it, and the spoils are coming...... Hey, why is it so much? Isn't the breakup fee 10,000, how much is that? ”

Shuai Lang didn't want it, he touched it thinly, and threw it back to Huang Xiao directly, Huang Xiao frowned and glared at him in confusion, patted the envelope and said, "Tell you, what kind of breakup fee, nonsense...... Dad said, it's all in the past, give you a chance to start over...... That, three thousand yuan, a month's salary from now on, the same as ......"

"Phew...... Tell him that the monthly salary is 10,000 yuan, and he won't do it if he doesn't do it. Shuai Lang pouted and dragged it wide.

"Hey, you...... How much do you usually earn, give you 3,000 a lot...... It's just these three thousand, it's no problem to recruit two and three followers, don't give (you) a face, you kick it in the ass, regret that there is nowhere to find it. Huang Xiao persuaded, Shuai Lang noticed that this tone was not so stiff, his eyes turned around, he turned his head and nose and hummed and left immediately, sure enough, Huang Xiao Hi caught up again, dragging Shuai Lang: "Hey, brother is almost on the line, just this time this business is also once in many years, let me tell you, you can follow my father's money to make money...... Several of our brothers came out of the same way as our father......"

"Go...... I don't seem to be able to live anymore, I look like a person who earns 3,000, don't I? Shuai Lang sneered and refused, and when he looked back, he looked at Huang Xiao's anxious appearance, and suddenly remembered something in a flash of inspiration, which stood still, and changed the conversation: "I have already seen what your father is, do you believe it or not?" ”

"I know you're going to say that my dad is a liar, but a very accomplished liar, you can't deny that, right? …… Now there are a few people who have made a fortune on the right path, why don't you go and try it? Huang Xiao was disdainful and defended his father.

"It's not...... I mean, it seems like it's been more than two years since your dad became famous, right? ”

"Right?"

"Then more than two years ago, I knew where he was, I can tell where he came from......"

"No way, how old are you?"

"Don't believe it, do you?"

"Don't believe ......"

"To bet or not to bet? Just your Buick...... And then take these three thousand dollars. ”

"Then what do you lose if you lose?"

"In this way, if I lose, I will go with you for nothing, and the money will be yours...... If you lose, the money will be mine, and the car will be driven by me for a week. ”

"This ........."

The two of them said a few words, awkward, although Huang Xiao thought it was impossible, but the stakes were a little bigger, and after a little hesitation, Shuai Lang didn't care, he sneered and raised his hand to stimulate: "Even Gu Qingzhi can't cultivate any brave people...... Three thousand yuan was frightened, go, stay away from me, just like you and pretend to make millions, who believes it? ”

As he spoke, he was about to leave, and Huang Xiao gritted his teeth behind him: "Bet...... If you lose, get in the car and follow me, you will work for a month, and you will have to let your kid carry frozen fish to ......"

"Good...... It's like a man, isn't it...... Also pretending to be mysterious... Hehe...... Come here and I'll tell you. ”

Shuai Lang said mysteriously and secretly hooked his fingers, Huang Xiaohu came up suspiciously, and Shuai Lang whispered a few words.

In an instant, a hundred unconvinced Huang Xiaoru was struck by lightning, his whole body was stunned, and he stared at Shuai Lang with frightened eyes, as if he didn't believe what Shuai Lang said at all, needless to say, he must be right.

"You want to play stupid because you have your last name...... The money is gone......" Shuai Lang dragged Huang Xiao took the envelope in his hand, proudly counted the three thousand yuan inside, and slapped it louder, that Huang Xiao reached out as if he felt inappropriate, and made a gesture to take it, Shuai Lang was simply generous, and handed it to Huang Xiao and said: "If you want to break the contract, then, give it to you......"

"Oh, no, no......" Huang Xiao hurriedly waved his hand, and he didn't want to make a gesture, admitting losing the bet.

"Car keys, bring them." Shuai Lang glared and chased after him, Huang Xiao was frightened and said nervously: "The car... Cart... Not mine. ”

"I didn't want it either, I'll drive for a week, what's wrong?" Shuai Lang is unforgiving.

"You... Will you drive? Huang Xiaodao.

"yes, joke people, I can't afford a car, I can't afford a driver's license, look, the old driver......" Shuai Lang stuffed the money into his wallet, and flashed the driver's license in his wallet, the car is going to be decided, and Huang Xiao is just the identity of the boss driver, I am afraid that Yahuan can't be the master of the house with the key, scratching his ears and cheeks, just not giving the key. Shuai Lang deliberately provoked again: "Forget it, don't forget it...... I'll tell Hua Chenyi what I just said, either Chen Ang, or the female secretary, I see how you mix ...... Do you know what my brother used to do? I almost got into the police, but I almost got into the underworld if I didn't get into the police...... You wait, I'll call when I get back in a while, so that you can't eat and walk around......"

"Hey, don't...... Give it to you, be careful, don't rub it off......" Huang Xiao was nervous, it seemed that he was really being grabbed by a certain point, directly handed over the car keys, Shuai Lang confiscated it unceremoniously, hehehaha sat in the car, looking at Huang Xiao, who had his hands drooping and drooping his head like being struck by lightning, he couldn't bear it anymore, he took out his wallet and borrowed flowers to offer Buddha, drew a hundred-yuan bill and handed it out very much: "Take a taxi back, and ask me for a car a week later...... It's not that I don't give you face, you see, the price of the grave has risen, can this person not increase the price? Brother earns 3,000 a minute, how can you please me with a monthly salary of only 3,000? ”

"You... You... You can do it......" Huang Xiao rolled his eyes, pointed at Shuai Lang, and wanted to say something ruthless, but his expression was obviously unnatural and he didn't dare to say anything ruthless, so he said something stupidly, turned around and ran, and went back to report the news like a ghost.

Shuai Lang stroked the steering wheel and laughed for a while, drove the new car into the community as if nothing happened, shouted under the window for a long time before calling the three roommates down, and looked at Shuai Lang driving the car as if it was rare, and said that he wanted to invite everyone to take a sauna with KTV, and came back on Monday after madness......