Chapter 32: The clouds are strange and the waves are counterattacking
Chapter 32: The clouds are convex, and the strange waves counterattack
Shuai Lang is sick, sick for no reason, not a heart disease, but a real illness, and he got up late the next day after returning from the cemetery, and he was weak...... I don't know if it's because of the wind chill in the cemetery or the dry weather in the changing seasons, the whole body is hot, it should be a cold, and Shuai Lang, who groped to get up, took two sips of liquor, and slept until noon with strong support.
The old rule is that minor illnesses are carried by the body, and major illnesses are carried by themselves.
I found a thick dress and wrapped it in Dr. Xu's small clinic not far from the community, Dr. Xu, who could barely cope with headache and brain fever, dealt with it according to the old rules, either Qingkailing or penicillin, and hung up the infusion bottle, and did not forget to tell you to call him after the infusion and hang up a bottle......
Shuai Lang curled up on the sofa is also a familiar place here, but if he has a headache and brain fever, he will inevitably have a few times with a small clinic every year, perhaps because of the change of seasons, this equally dilapidated infusion room in the small clinic with tattered and mottled walls, seven or eight bottles hanging like grenades on a simple shelf welded by steel bars, and a circle of sofas is full of men with worried, painful, uncomfortable, or confused faces, two men with a somewhat dull expression, Shuai Lang vaguely recognized the vegetable seller in the alley and the one who boiled the spicy soup; Another fat aunt is fat, and one person occupies almost two positions, fried fritters on the street; The rest are not recognized, either residents in the community or small businessmen who come to Zhongzhou to do business, these people are easy to identify, because of the wind and frost left in the sideburns, because of the sorrow left on the face of hard work, because of the melancholy left in the eyes of poverty and disease, it always looks sad, and Shuai Lang sometimes has an illusion during the period, and will feel that it is himself after ten or twenty years.
Sick, easy to be depressed, easy to magnify the pain on the body, curled up on the dilapidated sofa, in the dilapidated small clinic, the warm sun can't drive away the lonely cold in the heart, the sleepy Shuai Lang wants to have a fever and cold when he was a child, there is always a pair of warm hands from time to time to probe the temperature of his forehead, hugging and coaxing himself to feed himself a mouthful of medicine and then take a mouthful of sugar, that is grandma, that is the person who loves himself the most, but that person has not been there for many years; Sometimes I miss my mother, although there is only a vague shadow left; Sometimes I think about the rough dad, no matter how rough he is, he is also his own father, and even Shuai Lang sometimes impulsively wants to go home, I want to see my father, even if he is beaten again, it is more comfortable than wandering alone I don't know how many times, but thinking about the stepmother who has been at home, looking at his surname, he secretly dispelled this idea. It's been more than two years, and many times I expect my father to appear in front of me unexpectedly, even if it's like beating or kicking when I was a child, it's better than ignoring it for the past two years, after countless disappointments, every time I think of my father, I will unconsciously blame myself, maybe I really hurt my father so deeply that he really doesn't want to see this son again, otherwise he will be a policeman, and it should be easy to find himself if he wants to find it.
When I am sick, I really want to think about the kind of care with a cup of hot water, a pill, and a greeting, and these are undoubtedly a luxury for Shuai Lang floating in the city.
is also because of illness, for things outside the body, I don't think of the elementary school girl who still wanted to be in the wrong a day ago; I didn't think of the agreement with Gu Qingzhi. I didn't want to have a declining job, and I went home after the infusion and fell asleep with my head in my arms. I was forcibly pulled up by my brothers at night, and I was confused to know that it was my brother who sent warmth, Fat Tianyuan cooked a bowl of noodles, beat two eggs, and the boss Han Tonggang brought back a bunch of delicious food, and Pingguo pressed Shuai Lang who didn't want to eat very much, and the three buddies watched Shuai Lang finish eating, and the bowl of food made Shuai Lang's heart warm.
One illness is three days, Shuai Lang goes back and forth between the rental office and the clinic, and has a bad time, the three buddies take turns to take care of it, and at night, Pingguo buys vegetables, cooks in the countryside, and Han Boss washes the dishes and chopsticks, which makes Shuai Lang a little ashamed.
is also because of illness, you will feel the warmth from your side more sensitively, and the only little warmth left in this city always makes Shuai Lang feel so precious.
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Just after April Fool's Day, the weather is getting hotter and hotter, this one Zhou said that the brothers discussed the dinner, and after losing for four days, Shuai Lang finally survived again, it was almost noon, after the infusion, he just pulled out the needle and pressed his hand behind his back Shuai Lang to settle the account for Dr. Xu, and before he left, he pretended to be courteous and held Shuai Lang when he entered the door, Shuai Lang smiled and asked: "Yo, you don't have to be so attentive, right?" Still up on it? ”
"No... Be...... Tian Lao fart fried chili peppers in the house, choking me to death. Pingguo said with a smile, the two of them side by side, handsome and casually holding Xiao Pingguo, a few people looked at Xiao Pingguo, not only the person is smart, but also the mouth is sweet, out of the clinic Tian asked with a face: "Second brother, I have been waiting for you comfortably in the past two days, you say, how to repay my brother?" ”
"Well, that's good...... Do you want to force the grass ring to find you in the next life? Shuai Lang made a joke, looking at Xiao Pingguo's proud appearance, maybe he was thinking about something, but before he could speak, Shuai Lang choked first: "Otherwise, you don't like to pick up girls, don't you, brother will be reincarnated as a girl for you to bubble in the future?" ”
"Huh? ......" Xiao Pingguo was startled: "Are you repaying me, or are you taking revenge on me?" I'm going to soak you, but I'm not sure who's going to be on whom? ”
"Haha...... Whoever is on or not is on the ...... of conquering and being conquered has the pleasure of being conquered"
"Well, you're cured of your illness and you've started fooling your brothers again, I like you to be sick like you, like a pug, without saying a word......"
"Is that how you describe my brother? The old braised noodle restaurant doesn't want me to invite you, does it? ”
"Hey, don't...... It's not very demanding, just ask for a meal and get ......"
Xiao Pingguo finally showed his heart, the requirements are indeed not high, the two chatted nonsense while walking, Xiao Pingguo remembered something, asked Shuai Lang about recruiting bats that day, asked this Shuai Lang was surprised, under the question, dare to love this thing in the morning The Internet was boiling, this surprise suddenly remembered the agreement with Gu Qingzhi, and walked back to the Guangmingli community quickly.
The family meal has been cooked, Han Tonggang and Tian Yuanwo are discussing something in the bedroom, Shuai Lang and Pingguo came in, but found that the two were sitting in front of the computer, Han Boss twisted the computer screen and introduced with a smile, come and see, the most bullish and news of the year is popular all over the country overnight.
Shuai Lang took a look, a very eye-catching title "Yin Mansion "Lou Wang" was born, the century funeral cost tens of millions, the picture is a stretch of motorcade, the moving head, the huge portrait, the tall coffin plus the smoke of firecrackers and the wreath full of eyes, from the picture can see the luxury of the funeral, a rough overview of the report to render the funeral vehicles, personnel, costs, and the luxury of the funeral, roughly look at the text, when I saw the words of the celebrity memorial cemetery, Shuai Lang smiled, This thing is already expected, it seems, it seems that someone still owes himself 100,000 yuan for this......
"2.68 million, I rely on ...... Give me the money, and I'll get it in my pocket. Pastoral pursed his lips, frightened by the lavish funeral. Pingguo smiled and provoked: "Tian Laofart, you are lying in it, do you still need money?" Why don't you give me the money, you can lie there and get ......"
"Looking for a draw, isn't it? Brother received a fake money yesterday and was depressed. Tian Yuan rolled up his sleeves to scare Pingguo, Pingguo was naturally not afraid, and the two of them were talking about Han Tonggang for fear that the two would make trouble endlessly, so he pulled one side and explained with a smile: "...... This matter was reported by our newspaper yesterday, it is the fucking funeral of the boss of Huatai Auto Trade, the cow is big, Zhongzhou now seems to be seven or eight Lamborghini, half of it goes, the funeral procession started from Xinzheng, with sixty-nine cars, all of which are good cars...... It is said that the town police station had to dispatch police forces to maintain order that day, and the wreaths, paper seedlings, and firecrackers in the two towns were almost bought out by the Chinese general manager......"
"Hype..."Shuai Lang burst out a word, and his face was a little confident after recovering from a serious illness.
"It's hype, and now it's hype." Han Tonggang said, remembered something, and said: "It's not all hype, Zhongzhou newspaper doesn't report that there are large groups of bats gathered in the old Fushan area of Zoumagang, experts pointed out that it is because of the dry weather, and the surrounding ecological environment is caused by the destruction of the airport construction, but the folklore is, before the boss invited a folk master to urge the bat to be recruited by the official, what 'bat' and 'fu' have the same sound, which is in response to the gathering of thousands of bats, the blessing of the blessed land, the average price of the cemetery of the celebrity cemetery has exceeded two million, Now it's a lot of scolding......"
"Can you believe what the expert says? If they say it's the reason, then the reason can basically be ruled out. Tian Yuan interjected, and as soon as Pingguo agreed, Han Tonggang was amused.
"There's no reason, it's still hype." Shuai Lang said with a smile, it was still expected, and he would definitely use this gimmick to hype.
"Huh!? ......" Tian Yuan's eyes were stunned, remembering what was coming, and he dragged Shuai Lang: "Yo yo yo, Brother Flicker, that night, this ...... Isn't that what you said? Are you a prophet? ”
"That's right, the day before yesterday, the day before yesterday, yes, the second brother said when he entered the door that the bats were coming to the hot pot, I asked just now." Pingguo also remembered.
"Huh...... I'm also hearsay, and now the newspapers are too unserious, and these dirty things are also published. Shuai Lang said, looking at Han Tonggang flipping through the webpage, and asked casually: "How much is sold?" ”
"It's great to sell one, how much more?" Han Tonggang stared at him and said.
"What?" Shuai Lang didn't believe it.
"Even if you can sell it, you have to get past this limelight, who has the money to dare to show off in this limelight, isn't it scolding?" Han Tonggang said naturally, the newspaper seemed to have a clear view of this matter than Shuai Lang in the matter, and accused: "Just because of the matter of this Yin Mansion King, the hype has not played any other role, but the price of high-end cemeteries has risen as a whole, and in the past few days, it has been said that the 'leap month year' is suitable for the grave, and coupled with the frequent visions of the suburbs and Laofushan, they all say that this year is suitable for digging graves, I heard that the reservation of the grave has become a trend, and it has spread back to the city from the suburbs. The boss of our newspaper first booked a cemetery for their family in Qinglong, and it is said that they have to queue up now, and the cemetery is seriously out of stock...... There are still small cemeteries in the city, suburbs, counties, and districts that have been booked......"
"Boss, what is a living grave?" Pingguo was an idiot, and Tian Yuan slapped him and educated: "Stupid, it's a living grave, book a place first, burp and lie in it directly." ”
"I'm sick, and now people dare to think about anything, even death." Pingguo grinned.
"There are so many impatient people who live." The countryside also made a fuss.
The two of them were fighting with words, but they forgot that there was a table of dishes, and when they looked back, Shuai Lang's face became solemn and gloomy, which startled Han Tonggang, and dragged Tian Yuan and Pingguo to stop talking nonsense, and asked Shuai Lang with concern: "Shuai Lang, are you still uncomfortable...... If you don't take a two-day intravenous drip anymore, you, who are not usually sick, will be very bad when you get sick......"
"Oh...... No, no...... It's okay, flip through and see what else is reported......"
Shuai Lang replied indiscriminately, but his heart was bigger than the shock of knowing nothing about the funeral of this century at first glance, and he vaguely felt that he had caught something, but it flashed from his mind suddenly, but one thing is certain: he is indeed overconfident, and there must be a big cat who has not found out at all.
"Hey...... This big water sticker is good...... Very representative surname...... In the Zhongzhou bar, now a casual search is all about the reports of the Yin House, as if you are crazy......"
Han Tonggang searched for it, and skillfully opened it, for fear that Shuai Lang would be uncomfortable, he gave the chair to Shuai Lang to sit down, and Shuai Lang sat down, staring at it with his eyes.
This unofficial post bar is messed up, photos of funerals, photos of bats in the mountains at dusk, reports of luxury funerals, and sophistries that never know what sticky, and the matter of this bats is almost said to be the first big mystery in Zhongzhou, speculation, inconsistent, basically attributed to the unnatural mysterious forces at work, so it is a "leap month year" suitable for burial, after this village there will be no shop, rush to let everyone dig the grave into the ground; There is also an objective point, a large number of data prove that the cemetery in Zhongzhou is simply not enough for the next ten years for the seven million people, and in the next few years, the civil affairs department has no relevant cemetery approval, alarmistly conveying a message: if you die, you can only put it on the shelf...... In the end, this argument made Shuai Lang very familiar, and he suddenly remembered Gu Qingzhi's tone that day, yes, it was an argument with ulterior motives.
"Look at this...... This, this one has a level ......"
"This, this is well said, who is King Hualou?"
"Mr. Huatai...... Slow down, don't grab the mouse......"
The four brothers got together and were attracted by this huge water sticker......
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3rd floor: Outside the nickname, Zoumagang, Lao Fushan even said that thousands of bats lived, the blessed people and the blessed land is right, this anomaly is rare to see in a hundred years, Kang million spent a mule cart silver to ask for such a piece of blessed land......... It is said that a certain auto trade boss here in Zoumagang asked a feng shui master to spend a million, which is the latest Yin Mansion King in Zhongzhou, and he has dragged it big.
5th Floor: Really, Nima isn't lying, is she?
6th Floor: (Back upstairs) There are pictures and truths, Nima is blind, can't you see it yourself?
10th floor: Really, the buyer of the king of the Yin Mansion is surnamed Hua, and the others are not explained...... The target is 2.68 million, and it is said that the funeral cost 10 million.
12th floor: yes, how many live girls do you buy for 10 million, how do you bury the dead, how can this boss be more brain-dead than the post-90s?
15th Floor: (Quoting 3rd Floor) The facts fully prove that Batman is a drop in China, at least his hometown is in China...... Weakly tell you: It's our Zhongzhou drop, don't you feel proud!?
16th Floor: Dead !!
19th floor: (serious panic) Robbery is crazy, robbery is crazy, labor and management went to the cemetery today, the ancestor is gone, Qinglong Mountain is booked, don't think about the national tomb at all...... There are a few new cemeteries in the northern suburbs, and the price is still expensive, and the original burial space of 8,008 has risen to 10,000, and it is over, and it will not let people live, nor let people die.........
20th Floor: Aren't we just going to die forever?
21st floor: Upstairs is brain-dead, and the identification is b.
29th floor: Important revelations, according to insiders, this matter belongs to man-made malicious speculation, the three cemeteries in the northern suburbs and western suburbs are all joint ventures of the town political axe, the district civil affairs bureau and private bosses, the local political axe sits idly by and watches the unscrupulous businessmen maliciously hype superstition, pull the cemetery sales, the recent news about the shortage of cemetery land is also purely artificial, everyone keep their eyes open and don't be fooled, this is a tripartite joint concoction of the cemetery shortage of false images, relying on the dead man's cemetery to circle money......
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On the 30th and 33rd floors, there are people shouting that river crabs are everywhere.
33rd floor: Comrades, the latest news, according to the latest news of Zhongzhou's death: our city will build affordable housing for the tubes in accordance with the standard of affordable tombs, with an area of reference to the civil affairs standard, 0.9 meters by 1.1 meter, and a height of 55 centimeters, welcome citizens who have not yet purchased housing to call the order hotline: 250250 (extension number, please dial 2), contact: you are very 2, count you 2, you are the most 2.
34th Floor: Your sister.
35th Floor: Your uncle.
36th floor: Your uncle + your sister.
37F: Wow, you're a little more upstairs, but I like it...... To be more detailed, there is Luo. Leigh Bundle and Uncle Drip. Lap no?
38th floor: If you like a bird, hurry up and buy a cemetery to bury yourself first, so that you don't have to rise again tomorrow......
40th Floor: .........
47th Floor: (This post was deleted by the management)
160th Floor: Top Top Top ...... Fall to the death......
240th Floor: ......... It's gone up, it's gone up, labor and management just called, and it has risen to 11,008, and I already know what stocks to buy, buy a cemetery to speculate, and it will definitely double this month.
241st floor: You can also earn money from the dead, and you are not afraid that the ghost will strangle you.
242F: No money, no house, no car, no wife, nothing, strangled to death is also a poor ghost.
N floor: The ancients: What is the joy of life, what is the fear of death, that is called a chic; Let's have no place to live and no place to bury when we die, that's called a sorrow.
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The four people who were originally talking and laughing occasionally looked at it and gradually lost their voices, Shuai Lang was touching the mouse, and paused when he saw the places of interest. Governance and policy remarks have been deleted, a cursory look at the time, it has happened in the past two days, and unless you have experienced it in person, it is difficult for you to find the truth from the appearance, but from these messy comments and venting, Shuai Lang got some clues, and the celebrities just erected a benchmark for the "King of Yin Mansion Building", and the price increase was elsewhere, but that day...... Almost all of the cemeteries I walked through that day were short of land, and even the second phase of the national tomb and the ancestors did not have a large number of cemeteries for sale...... Don't?
"I was wrong...... It's not a celebrity, it's a place I've never been......"
Shuai Lang slapped his head, saved his senses, and recalled a detail: after reading the second one, Hua Chenyi's follower handed all the cemetery materials to Gu Qingzhi, Gu Qingzhi randomly picked out a few copies and threw them back, saying that no water is not feng shui, and the three did not go at all......
"It must be in those few houses...... Damn, it's not going to be a 'grave speculation', right!? ”
Shuai Lang stood up nervously, and suddenly realized that even if the celebrity cemetery could sell all of it for more than two million, it would take a cycle. And Gu Qingzhi is Zhenzhen has words, and he will definitely be able to see it in three days. So the more direct, more effective, more profitable place, is these looting low-end cemeteries, although the unit price is low, can not stand people, to take advantage of the wind of price increases and superstition to stir up, far higher than the total of the twenty-eight high-end cemeteries, a thought of this, Shuai Lang turned his head to run out, and stopped his footsteps. The three roommates next to him all stared at Shuai Lang in surprise, looking at each other and not knowing what kind of nerves Shuai Lang had.
"Eat first, and I'll explain it to you later." Shuai Lang didn't care about talking nonsense with the three of them, got up and ran outside the house, and closed the door with a bang.
The people in the back looked at each other, on the one hand, they were surprised by the handsome performance, and more of a layer was probably a little touched by the post, and the boss Han Tonggang said to himself: "...... I think it's ridiculous to discuss this matter for the past two days, but now that I think about it, why do you feel cold? ”
"Me too." Tian Tian was stunned.
"Me too, hey, you say, don't we buy a piece of defense first, don't be hit by a car when someone goes out that day...... Ouch, don't fight, I'm going to get down to business......"
Xiao Pingguo had a whim, and before he finished speaking, he reacted strongly, the third pastoral, the boss Han Tonggang, papa, papa, one person gave this goods a slap, and the three of them all looked stupid, sat down at the table and faced a table of dishes, and their appetite was greatly reduced.........