One

Jiang Nanchun: "The editorial department sent a text message, and my work "Scarlet Sun", which is based on you, was recommended again. Then sent the original text, "Hello, now inform you that your work "Scarlet Sun" will be recommended at 201*-*-*14:00:00 (sunday) time, and the unfinished works must be updated. In case of emergency, please contact your responsible editor in time, thank you for your cooperation. Newsroom. ”

Xue Yang: "Obscene novels are also famous, there is no heavenly reason!" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "You have this kind of quality?" "Golden Vase Plum" is also obscene? ”

Xue Yang: "I've said it good enough!" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Don't talk! ”

Xue Yang: "So it's listed as [***]!" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "It's over." ”

Xue Yang: "Goodbye!" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Then why is it open again?" Bookstores are everywhere because times have changed and people's views have fundamentally changed. ”

Xue Yang: "Three-section tablets are also everywhere, isn't it [***]?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "People need it, it has a market." ”

Xue Yang: "But I don't need it, because I'm a sacred monk!" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "My works are published publicly, not in a small market, and they are only recommended when they are recognized by others, and they are not as dirty as you." ”

Xue Yang: "But mainstream publications won't publish this kind of garbage!" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "It's the largest in the country, and you don't know if you have too little vision." ”

Xue Yang: "Because no one reported it, because people have been paralyzed!" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "It took a few editors to pass it, and it wasn't as simple as you thought." ”

Xue Yang: "In today's economy and society, it's only about money, and if I audit it, I will definitely kill it!" This kind of poisonous weed is very harmful! ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Brute, enjoy it yourself!" ”

Xue Yang: "Neurotic! Scum! ”

Jiang Nanchun: "'Neuropathy! Scum! 'It's perfect for you. ”

Xue Yang: "Associating with you has polluted my clean heart!" Neuropathy! Neuropathy! Neuropathy! Neuropathy! Neuropathy! Neuropathy! ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Are you crazy? ”

Xue Yang: "What kind of bird language do you say?" Neuropathy! ”

Jiang Nanchun: "You have a lot of illnesses, don't be long-winded, stop!" ”

Xue Yang: "Crazy! ”

Two

Xue Yang: "If there is a book seller in the future, tell me, you know?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Silly melon, okay." ”

Xue Yang: "What kind of bird language?" Then, "Keep up the good work!" You're one step away from being a writer! ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I have received 10,000 yuan in manuscript fees. ”

Xue Yang: Great! ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Writing is really tiring, and I want to stop writing for a while." ”

Xue Yang: "But in my opinion, you can't be called a real writer yet. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "This is called an online writer. ”

Xue Yang: "That's pretty much it. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "For the purpose of profit, making money is the ability." Otherwise it is equal to zero. ”

Xue Yang: "Yes! It's too much. You can only sell the writer of the text. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "What about writers? What is the use of being poor? If you make a lot of money, you are a writer who is justified, and those who can't make money can be called writers. The so-called writer is just a name, and money is important. Xue Yang: "Of course, money is very important, the problem is that money can't buy fame." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "What you said is only one aspect, this society is to measure people's status by money. ”

Xue Yang: "Sometimes it is, but can you buy the Lu Xun Prize, or the Nobel Prize?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I have a good reputation, why spend money to buy a name." ”

Xue Yang: "The Nobel Prize is known to the world, you can only let me know." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "You have Lu Xun's talent, you can also get it, but unfortunately you don't." ”

Xue Yang: "I didn't. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Then you can keep to yourself and make money!" ”

Xue Yang: "That's right. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "That kind of name is not something you can get if you want it, everything has to go with the flow." ”

Xue Yang: "That's good, it makes sense. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "There is no shortage of money to spend in life, this is the main thing. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Then you can think about others." ”

Xue Yang: "In principle, yes. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Even survival is a problem, is it useful to talk about anything else?" ”

Xue Yang: "Yes! ”

Jiang Nanchun: "So, let's face reality. Don't deliberately seek fame, fame is given by others, you just need to calm down and work hard. ”

Xue Yangshu thumbs up.

Jiang Nanchun: "If you have achievements, you will naturally get fame." ”

Three

Jiang Nanchun: "Are you there?" ”

Xue Yang made a toothy expression.

Jiang Nanchun: "Where?" ”

Xue Yang: "At home." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Do you want a wife?" ”

Xue Yang: "Yes! ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Someone brought a woman over, from Guizhou." ”

Xue Yang made a toothy expression.

Jiang Nanchun: "Maybe I want some money, would you like to?" ”

Xue Yang: "How much?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Talk about it yourself!" ”

Xue Yang: "Yes." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Why don't you come over and call for a while." ”

Xue Yang: "Where is she?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I haven't come here yet, let's contact me first." ”

Xue Yang: "Come over and tell me, where is she now?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "If you don't contact you, where are people coming?" ”

Xue Yang: "Her mobile phone number? ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Call someone over after you get in touch!" Come here, I'll get you in touch! ”

Xue Yang: "Yes." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Otherwise, like last time, I was messed up by you." ”

Xue Yang: "I've slept in the past." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "It would be better for me to contact you personally." It's past 2 o'clock, and you're still sleeping with a big head, come here! Xue Yang: "It's late to eat, I'll try to hurry!" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "It's inconvenient to call late." ”

Xue Yang: "Why? Is she literate? ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I don't know. ”

Xue Yang: "You ask." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "There are few literate people over there, wait for you to ask." ”

Xue Yang: "If I don't read and write, my phone bill will not be enough." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I don't need your phone to call, I'm stingy." ”

Xue Yang: "That's good!" ”

Xue Yang made a toothy expression.

Jiang Nanchun: "Do you still want to find a wife like this?" I'll help you marry a wife, and you want me to help you have a son? Doesn't that add to my burden? ”

Xue Yang: "Why not!" We're not ordinary. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Then I have to help you." ”

Xue Yang: "No, I will never trouble others." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Help you give birth to a son, then I usually have to spend some money." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Of course, how can I ask you to spend money?" It's my business. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Because my son is with you, then I will have to pay more, because I gave birth to my son for you!" ”

Xue Yang: "I don't understand, is it your species?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I can't say it without spending money!" ”

Xue Yang: "Impossible, you are at home every day." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "You want me to help you give birth!" ”

Xue Yang: "I'm not impotent, I don't need this help, right?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Do you want me to help you give birth?" ”

Xue Yang: "It's okay, after all, your species is better." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "If it's not my seed, then I won't spend money on you in the future." I planted it, and I'll help you. Do you want it? ”

Xue Yang: "Then let you do it for you!" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Let you have a good time." "I sent an ok emoji.

Xue Yang made a toothy expression.

Jiang Nanchun: "The doctor emphasized that if everyone who received this email could forward ten copies to others, at least one life would definitely be saved┅I have already done my part!

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Xue Yang: "OK! ”

Four

Jiang Nanchun: "[***] is over, the official returned to the office, and ordered the secretary to take down the banners on the wall, 'Relying on the Guantao' and 'Reviewing the Past and Learning the New', and replacing them with 'Study Hard' and 'Work Hard'. The director of the office asked for instructions on how to implement the spirit of [***], and the leader casually approved eight words: fade out of 'Jianghu' and concentrate on learning 'Xi'. ”

Xue Yang: "Watch the waves by the railing." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "It should be 'wood' + '阑', this is the traditional Chinese word 'column'." ”

Xue Yang: "That's right. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Retweet, it doesn't matter if it's right or wrong, as long as it's funny!" ”

Xue Yang: "Yes, it's a pun. Where will it be tomorrow? ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Front cabin." ”

Xue Yang: "What? “

Jiang Nanchun: "Hengtang." ”

Xue Yang: "I've found the photo, I'll give it to your cousin tomorrow when I go to the supermarket to buy something." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "You come over tomorrow afternoon." ”

Xue Yang: "Then afternoon, when are you going to leave?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I'm not going." ”

Xue Yang: "I went to watch TV in the afternoon. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "OK! Another article: "Tian Shikou's Affair"

Tian Shikou, who is it?

Tian Shi's family lives on the shore of the beautiful Jinniu Lake, which is a place with beautiful mountains and rivers. He is about 38 years old, and his surname is weird, so he will be called a monster in Taurus Lake!

On this day, a woman who picked up rags and collected waste came to his door, this woman was beautiful, a 28-year-old native of Fengyang, Anhui Province. He accosted her and seduced her, and the goofy woman fell into his trap.

He invited the woman to sit in her house, and she gladly followed him into the house, and he was secretly glad to have found a treasure.

Tian Shikou's father left her down for dinner and warmly entertained her. Tian Shikou's grandparents are very happy and hope that she can become a member of their family and never leave. Because Tian Shikou's younger brother divorced a few years ago, he is still single, and he just went abroad a few months ago, and his grandparents were still worried about his marriage before going abroad.

Tian Shikou's father originally hoped that this daughter could become his daughter-in-law, but instead of being Tian Shikou's wife, he hoped to become the wife of his second son.

Tian Shikou took the lead, broke his father's wish, and took her into his house.

Tian Shikou was in her own room with her **, learning the movements on the yellow film, stirring her inside with her fingers, her ** flowed out, flowing a lot, she said to Tian Shikou: "Why don't you go yet?" ”

Tian Shikou's erection was not strong enough, and he couldn't get in, so the woman's surname was anxious, and she sent it in with her hand. Tian Shikou felt happy for a while, but he couldn't control himself, and he leaked in less than a minute. He added accurately: "It's only 20 seconds." "It's hilarious!

The two of them touched the bed for 20 minutes and talked for more than 2 hours. Tian Shikou asked her to be his long-term lover, and she could meet privately anytime and anywhere, she just smiled.

This geek Tian Shikou told his story and said to the chatter: "This woman's husband works on the subway construction site and will often beat her, her head is broken by her husband, she has some schizophrenia, sometimes she speaks abnormally, but most of the time it is normal. ”

The chatter asked, "Is she still with her husband?" ”

Tian Shikou continued: "She now lives with his father, in a rented house at the North Gate of [***], and her husband beats her and doesn't want her. ”

The chatter said: "She didn't steal people, she was known by her husband." The most intolerable thing for a man is that his wife cheats, and the reason for being beaten may be this! ”

Tian Shikou said: "I don't know, maybe you have a point." I just want her to be a lover, and I don't care if she steals or not. ”

The chatter said: "Look at your measurements, it seems that you can be good lovers." ”

Tian Shikou said: "Being a lover can't be too demanding, she is different from his wife, each other is an emotional exchange, emotional needs, both parties have no obligations and responsibilities, as long as they cooperate well, it is enough." Why bother with too much blame? What does she want to do with you? ”

The chatter said: "It seems to make some sense, but it seems to lack morality!" ”

Tian Shikou said: "Love is difficult to measure and evaluate with morality, otherwise there will be no such thing as cheating in this world." I asked her to leave her mobile phone number for me, she said no, just when I thought of her, I ran into her again, I took her to an abandoned cave, and the two of us were having our pleasure in it, but I couldn't get under it this time, I don't know if it was impotence, I put my fingers in instead to bring her pleasure, I touched her, she screamed happily. She ended up wearing her pants and said to me, 'You're not going to go?' Don't want to go home and cook? So I left her. ”

The chatter asked, "You met later?" ”

Tian Shikou said: "No, but I can find her, where she picks up rags and collects waste, I know, as long as I go to her, I can find her." My family conditions are not very good, I want her to be a wife, I am afraid that she will not agree, and it is not bad to be a lover. ”

The chatter said: "She has come here, what qualifications and conditions do you have?" ”

Tian Shikou said: "I am satisfied that I can find her, what I want is to find a girl from a good family, and I finally thought of it." ”

The chatter said: "She can also be regarded as a daughter of a good family?" I don't know what standard a good family girl is in your mind? ”

Tian Shikou said: "I just think so, I don't want to explain. ”

Xue Yang made a handshake expression: "The so-called women of good families are women who are not only professional women, but they can be called women of good families." The bed scene is the most important thing in the article, and you write simply and boring because you have no personal feelings! Insight: If you really can't put down your sub and enter the bathing room, collect first-hand information, you can do some three-section films, and you can't moan without illness! Remember! ”

Jiang Nanchun: "According to the materials you provided, it was processed." You can only be blamed for talking too little, you can elaborate. ”

Xue Yang: "The story is good, complete and clear, if you need to build it, you still have no skills!" can be used to describe his lonely and difficult childhood and juvenile experience with a lot of pen and ink, the main theme: no food and clothing, no popularity, wandering, but he doesn't think so, his pursuit is unattainable all kinds of women, when he entered middle age, it was realized!!

If I say it in detail, what do you want you to do? Funny! I've seen you draw countless times, so I'm going to paint? ”

Jiang Nanchun made a beating expression: "Absolutely!" Then the tree thumbs up.

Xue Yang: "Do you know how much time Shi Nai'an spent in the mountains and forests to observe tigers in order to describe Wu Song's fight against tigers?" Then, "His first step is to play with the girl, you can make a chapter to express the surprise of the broken boy's body, and the second section talks about the tired of the girl without ** freedom." The third subsection deals with the pursuit of a woman of a good family. The fourth subsection talks about the pursuit of the hand, that is, the woman who picks up the garbage. Verse 5 speaks of women who begin to grow weary of poor, thin, and sick women. began to pursue a normal woman who was rich, fat and plump, and had a sense of surname, but it was impossible to achieve it without abnormal means, but finally it was realized! This process has to be complicated and long, so that it can appear that success is not easy to come by, because his social status is too poor, this is the leopard's tail of the story! It's also a pen! Name is not available in the field! A goodbye emoji, "I'm going to cook!" ”

Jiang Nanchun gave a thumbs up expression: "What is your surname?" Do you still use Xue Yangxing? ”

Xue Yang: "If you have the surname Ouyang, you will be called Ouyang Chun!" Spring means that spring is full of love, and Ouyang said that his people may have been rich in the previous generation! Ouyang is a rare surname. ”

Jiang Nanchun gave a thumbs up expression: "Very good!" That's a good name! ”

Xue Yang made a toothy expression. (To be continued.) )