"Dodge away, don't block me from watching the disc", a big satin cloth blocked the realization of Shu Xuanzi watching the video, Shu Xuanzi is watching a movie about Western vampires and werewolves Twilight, although the movie is not too good, but it is better than nothing, this fantasy movie is really not much, there is a Harry Potter movie about magicians, but unfortunately it is for children, these movies almost simplify and simplify the magic effects in the real world, but this also makes those ordinary people very enjoyable, Shu Xuanzi was a little disapproving, when he was fighting in the fairy world, he could destroy everything within a radius of hundreds of miles with a single immortal technique, and that kind of terrifying destructive power could not even be exaggerated in the movie, not to mention a really large-scale fire spell, not to mention burning mountains and boiling seas.

"Your hair is too long, Sister Ning and I decided to be your personal image designer", Ren Lingxue pinched her waist and announced, as soon as Shu Xuanzi looked up, he saw Shen Jianing next to Ren Lingxue holding a big bag in his hand, and soon both of them took out scissors, combs and other things in their pockets.

"Are you two full and have nothing to do? I won't let you cut your hair even if you cut it, if you two little girls don't get it right, don't cut off my ears, go and go", Shu Xuanzi is not worried about these two ghost girls designing their own hair, otherwise they may not know how to mess with their own hair, but Ren Lingxue and Shen Jianing seemed to have made up their minds, and the two of them pounced at the same time, wanting to hold down Shu Xuanzi who was sitting on the ground, "Ha, you two little guys still want to be strong, okay, then I'll let you see how good I am", Shu Xuanzi was no longer polite when he saw these two girls being so domineering, and his body shrank slightly to avoid the bodies of the two people, and then he dragged Ren Lingxue and Shen Jianing with both hands, and suddenly stood unsteadily.

"Ah......~~~~~h

"I'll let you make trouble for me, see if you dare to be arrogant anymore", ten minutes later, the buttocks of the two girls were really swollen, Shu Xuanzi heard the sound of sobbing and knew that the two girls were crying, and secretly regretted it in his heart, as if he had been beaten a little harder, he shook his head helplessly, and after touching the two buttocks with a flash of yellow light in his two hands, the red and swollen place immediately returned to its original state, "Okay, it doesn't hurt, right?" Go buy food, I'm hungry", after Shu Xuanzi finished speaking, he gently pushed the two girls on both legs and rolled out, Ren Lingxue and Shen Jianing got up and ran out crying after feeling that their bodies could move.

"Hiss~~~~, it's so fragrant", Shu Xuanzi saw the two girls running out and sniffed the side, two different aromas got into his nose, hehe laughed twice and then picked up the scissors and combs that fell on the ground and cut his hair in the mirror, "It's not good to be a mortal, you can't even cut your own hair", Shu Xuanzi shook his head with a wry smile, he could see it in front, but he didn't have eyes on the back of his head, and he didn't want to use spell changes after thinking about it, After throwing away the tools in his hand, he planned to go to the image design shop, looked down at the countless broken hairs on the ground and frowned, but he didn't pay attention to it, changed his clothes and walked out.

"What?" As soon as she walked to the door, Shu Xuanzi was startled, and Ren Linglong suddenly appeared in front of her.

"What did you do to my sister and the two of them?" Ren Linglong glared at Shu Xuanzi angrily and asked in an unkind tone, seeing that the two younger sisters were crying and running back to their rooms as if they had been wronged, Ren Linglong naturally knew that it was this strange guy who did a good thing, and came to Shu Xuanzi to settle accounts without asking about the situation.

"No, don't they have anything at all? What are you doing so fiercely, get out of the way, I'm going to cut my hair", Ren Linglong heard Shu Xuanzi say that he was going to cut his hair, and when he glanced at Shu Xuanzi's head, he laughed out loud, his head was cut in a mess, it was really messier than weeds, "What are you laughing at?" Isn't my hair cut with a surname? Shu Xuanzi gently pushed Ren Linglong and was about to go out, but was grabbed by Ren Linglong.

"Don't go out like this, if you go out like this, people will laugh to death, I'll trim it for you again, and then you can cut your hair", Ren Linglong didn't care whether Shu Xuanzi agreed or not, so she pulled him into the house, and after pressing him to the ground, she picked up the scissors on the ground and repaired it for Shu Xuanzi.

"Why are these women so fragrant, it smells so good", Shu Xuanzi's heart secretly surged, the kind of girl's weak orchid fragrance wafting from Ren Linglong's body made Shu Xuanzi a little fascinated, these Shu Xuanzi watched TV The biggest gain is the so-called love, that almost all TV dramas and movies on TV highlight a theme, that is, love and love, each of which is the love-hate relationship of the hero and heroine, you can't watch it if you don't want to, After watching the TV book for a few weeks, Xuanzi didn't find a film that didn't involve love, since he is now a mortal, he should also experience what it feels like to be a mortal, right? The best way is to start with love, and it is precisely because of this thought that Shu Xuanzi's 10,000-year-old mind that is harder than diamond suddenly gives birth to a trace of softness.

"You...... What are you doing? Ren Linglong felt that the trimming was almost done, and just as she wanted to take a step back, she felt that the man in front of her suddenly stood up, and a big hand also hugged herself from behind, Ren Linglong was suddenly a little shocked, and asked in a panic.

"You smell so good, I seem to like you a little", holding the soft and slightly trembling delicate body in his arms, Shu Xuanzi smiled lightly, recalled the plot on TV, and actually leaned his head over and kissed Ren Linglong's mouth in an instant, where did Ren Linglong think that this man who had never looked at himself would make such a move all of a sudden, and the whole person was stupid, and when the two cool lips were attached to his lips, Ren Linglong was a little sober, and Shu Xuanzi had been a god for I don't know how many thousands of years and had never kissed, This kiss is quite interesting, but he hasn't really learned to kiss yet, it's just that the four lips are attached like that, and he didn't pass his tongue at all, and he feels a little weird, isn't it that the two of them are entangled and twisted when they kiss? It also makes a slurping sound, why is it just lips touching lips? It seems that he did something wrong, Shu Xuanzi was pushed away by Ren Linglong before he could figure out what to do next.

"You...... You...... You pervert", Ren Linglong blushed and scolded angrily, threw away the scissors and combs in his hand and ran out, Ren Linglong is a very conservative female surname, although she fell in love once in college, but that love ended before the kissing stage, so now Ren Linglong has never kissed anyone, let alone ** to whom, this is also caused by Ren Linglong's surname, after running out, Ren Linglong also returned to his room, after closing the door, his heart began to beat violently, and he secretly scolded Shu Xuanzi in his heart. Later, I thought about it, I married him in front of so many people that day, and in form, the two of them are husband and wife, and he is not a pervert, Ren Linglong is really upset at this time.

"What the hell, I'm going to cut my hair", Shu Xuanzi thought about the kissing skills and went out alone, after walking outside for a few steps, he saw a bookstore, and went in in a flash, looking for a hot book and reading a few times and laughing, one of which is called 'Kissing Skills', picked it up and stood in place and looked at it, while looking at the mouth and making a gesture, so that several people next to him were surprised, "Well, just buy this one", take the book and pay the money to cut the hair.

The one who cut her hair was a girl, and when she saw that this kid with slightly messy hair was still looking at kissing skills, this kind of book for girls chuckled, and Shu Xuanzi frowned and suddenly spoke, "Hey? Let me ask you a question, what if I put my tongue out, but her mouth doesn't open, and her tongue is blocked by her teeth? After reading a few pages, Shu Xuanzi suddenly saw the technique of sticking out his tongue, so he asked this question.

"Nasty! How can this book not be written, what should I do, you can read it yourself", the girl glanced at Shu Xuanzi, Shu Xuanzi smiled, as if her own ridicule had an effect, Shu Xuanzi was no longer an immortal who just came to the city a few weeks ago, but half of the city, look, even the flirting girls have learned.

"Are you free for a while? I'll invite you to dinner", Shuxuanzi asked again with a smile after a while, and the girl was still cutting his hair.

"You invite me to dinner, my boyfriend has to beat you to death, don't move, look ahead", this girl straightened Shu Xuanzi's moving head again, it seems that this girl is already famous, "If you want to learn kissing skills, go home and find your girlfriend, wife, you won't have two girlfriends, right?" The woman saw the book and continued to read the book and asked.

"Girlfriend? Wife? Ay? I seem to have a wife, a few weeks ago it seems that someone married me when I was drunk", Shu Xuanzi suddenly got up after hearing the word wife, remembering that he had just woken up when he had a ring on his left ring finger, and carefully examined it It was not a magic weapon, just an ordinary metal ring, where did Shu Xuanzi know that this was a wedding ring, and he threw it on the ground casually, and was later picked up by Ren Lingxue, Ren Lingxue also said some inexplicable words, seems to say that her sister Ren Linglong is her wife, at the beginning, Shu Xuanzi didn't understand the meaning of these modernizations, but now she understands, and after thinking about it, she recalled that Ren Linglong was indeed wearing a ring on her hand that was similar to the ring on her hand at the beginning, so Ren Linglong must be her wife.

"I have a wife who still runs out to pick up girls, and I am not afraid of your wife...... Ay? What are you going to do before you finish cutting it? Before the girl who cut her hair finished speaking, Shu Xuanzi frowned, tore off the silk cloth on her chest, stood up and walked out.

"Go back to find my wife", Shu Xuanzi smiled, if Ren Linglong is his wife, how could he not let himself kiss? It's better to figure this out first.

"You haven't given the money yet", the girl shouted again when she saw this man so weird, the movement here has made the people around look away, Shu Xuanzi grabbed a handful of 100 yuan from his pocket and threw it out, opened the door and went out, leaving only more than 20 old man's heads still flying in the air, "It turned out to be a big money, I would have accepted his invitation if I knew it", this girl originally came to see Shu Xuanzi's dress was very ordinary and thought it was just a little hooligan, and now she has just woken up, but it is too late to regret it.

After returning to the villa, Shu Xuanzi pushed open the door and went in, only Ren Lingxue and Shen Jianing were sitting on the sofa in the living room, their faces were slightly red, and they didn't know what they were talking about, they were stunned when they saw Shu Xuanzi come in, and the faces of the two girls instantly turned red again, but they all glared at Shu Xuanzi angrily, but Shu Xuanzi didn't care about the expressions of the two of them, but asked directly, "What about my wife?" ”

"You...... Your wife? Who's your wife? Shu Xuanzi's words made Ren Lingxue stunned on the spot, and asked rhetorically, and Shen Jianing also showed a strange expression.

"It's your sister, what about her?" After Shu Xuanzi finished speaking, he threw the book in his hand on the coffee table, heard the sound of the door upstairs and looked up, but just saw Ren Linglong walking downstairs, Ren Lingxue was surprised to pick up the book that Shu Xuanzi threw on the coffee table, glanced at the table of contents of the book cover, and widened her eyes, approaching that something more incredible happened, Shu Xuanzi almost rushed upstairs with an arrow step, and before Ren Linglong could react to what was going on, she hugged Ren Linglong and kissed her hard, This Ren Linglong resisted for a long time, and how could he withstand Shu Xuanzi's strength, and after a while, Ren Linglong felt a little soft, and Ren Lingxue and Shen Jianing downstairs grew up, and their mouths were completely frozen.

"Wife, your mouth is so sweet, hehe", Shu Xuanzi kissed for five minutes before letting go of Ren Linglong, Ren Linglong was kissed at this time in a daze The oxygen was a little lacking, and before she could catch her breath, she was stopped by Shu Xuanzi and hugged her, which immediately provoked Ren Linglong's scream, and then she was hugged into the room by Shu Xuanzi, and after closing the door with a "bang", Ren Lingxue also screamed, and hurriedly went upstairs to help her sister.

"You let go of me, you pervert, let go of me, I'm going to call the police", Ren Linglong sobered up and hurriedly kicked and fought in Shu Xuanzi's arms, but the fist hit Shu Xuanzi's body but nothing happened, and finally Ren Linglong bit Shu Xuanzi hard.

"What are you biting me for? Aren't you my wife? What's wrong with kissing me? Shu Xuanzi casually threw Ren Linglong on the bed and pounced on it and kissed it again, Ren Linglong struggled but was gagged by Shu Xuanzi again, anxious tears flowed out, outside Ren Lingxue also rushed in a few seconds later, and kept dragging Shu Xuanzi, trying to stop Shu Xuanzi's incivility, and finally Shen Jianing also came to help, "What are you doing here?" She's my wife, what are you messing with? Shu Xuanzi was not easy to use, and was finally pulled to the ground by Ren Lingxue and Shen Jianing, and yelled unhappily.

"Who's your wife? Pervert, if you do it again, I'll call the police to arrest you", Ren Lingxue said angrily when she saw her sister crying.

"Hmm~~~~, what is written in the book is right, this woman is an unreasonable animal, she is married to me and she doesn't let me kiss, boring", Shu Xuanzi didn't want to use mana, but he was really curious about this matter, so he pinched his fingers and talked about what happened that day thoroughly, and then he also understood why Ren Linglong would marry him, for women, especially such a weak woman in the world, Shu Xuanzi has never been in contact, and he got up and left after saying a word with a headache.

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