Chapter 12 Crowding is enjoyable
On the street, Shu Xuanzi found a restaurant to eat and drink for a while, and then walked around the street, and at nine o'clock in the evening, he appeared in the abandoned factory in the suburbs, where hundreds of people were still waiting for Shu Xuanzi to send a spar, but today's Shu Xuanzi's problem is strange, almost all of them revolve around women's problems, why women are not allowed to kiss when they get married, why women always like to cry, why women are always inexplicable, why women are always unreasonable, The cultivators below these questions have not studied them in depth, but fortunately, now that their vitality is thin, these demons are all mixed in the city, so they also know about these problems, and they have said a lot of answers that are not answers.
"How? Why do these guys get more confused the more they talk about me, is it more difficult for women to understand than the way of heaven? Shu Xuanzi was even more confused after listening to these people's messy answers, and after thinking about it, he didn't care about the surname, anyway, there are women everywhere all over the world, this can't be changed, and after the dawn of the morning, Shu Xuanzi disappeared there, and those people more or less got some spars and went happily, while Shu Xuanzi walked on the street thinking that since he wanted to be an ordinary person, he should find a job, and he couldn't go back to Ren Linglong to live, and he had to find a house to live in.
"It seems that everyone has an ID card, I have to get an ID card first", Shu Xuanzi originally wanted to get an ID card, but after thinking about it, it was a little too troublesome, he also knew how low the efficiency of the government-government department was, and when the ID card was done, he didn't know what about the Year of the Monkey, and when he saw that there were people everywhere on the street, he took out the ID card inside after a wallet, and then blew lightly The photo and name on the ID card changed, and the other things didn't change, "It's done!" Well, it's better to look for a job now", looking for a job is naturally going to the talent market, and I am more and more familiar with the life of the city.
"Wouldn't it? So many people? Or I'd better go to fortune telling", it's also Shu Xuanzi's luck is a little back, at this time the students have not started school, and there are a lot of graduates, it is the prosperous period of recruiting talents, and the crowding in the talent market is simply not what it looks like, Shu Xuanzi muttered in his heart that even the gathering of tens of thousands of immortals in the group of immortals was not such a terrifying form, this is natural, although the group of immortals is a large number of people, the place is also big, you look at the talent market here, such a big place can accommodate such an outrageous population, Originally, Shu Xuanzi had the idea of retreating, but after a few glances, his eyes lit up, most of these people who came to apply for jobs were almost all eventful young men and women, and there were not a few beauties inside, so many beauties were squeezed together It was also a very interesting thing, Shu Xuanzi had never enjoyed this kind of crowded game, and he used this place as a playground, and after laughing happily, his body rushed towards the crowd.
"Ha, there are really a lot of beauties here, comfortable", many beauties have been specially dressed up at this application meeting, so almost a beautiful woman, Shu Xuanzi is where there is a beautiful girl, where to squeeze, the nose keeps inhaling the smell of perfume on the beauty, the body is surging in the aroma of meat, enjoying the last one accidentally touched something, and when he turned his head, he saw a hand fan over, and Shu Xuanzi avoided it with a light dodge, "Hey? Little girl, don't be angry, I didn't mean to, so many people here will inevitably have a place to live, hehe", it turned out that Shu Xuanzi accidentally touched a beautiful arc just now, which naturally attracted an attack, seeing this beauty with angry eyes, her face was slightly red, and the sweat on her head was also dripping Shu Xuanzi shouted, "Beauty, are you interested in having a meal?" "Yes, now Shu Xuanzi has completely forgotten the purpose of coming here, he was originally here to find a job and live an ordinary life, but now he has become a pickle girl, in fact, Shu Xuanzi just wants to know more about women.
The sound in the crowd was very noisy, so the scolding of the beautiful woman was not very loud, but it still passed into the ears of Shu Xuanzi, Shu Xuanzi knew that this woman was provoked by herself again or replaced, and saw that there were many beauties in front of the left and squeezed over, so Shu Xuanzi kept changing the battlefield, and when he saw a good-looking beauty, he invited it, or he laughed, and the end provoked was either attacked or blinded, and Shu Xuanzi didn't care, and Shu Xuanzi was also a little dizzy after wandering around in the crowd for a long time, I was busy hiding between the two stalls, wanting to rest for a while, and I felt as if someone was looking at me behind me, so I turned my head in confusion.
"I'm sorry sir, are you here to apply?" A girl asked with a smile, this girl looks like she is about forty years old, well-dressed, wearing a pair of glasses, a professional suit, and her demeanor is very elegant. But it wasn't her who was reading Shu Xuanzi, but the woman in the back, about twenty-five or sixteen years old, wearing a purple dress, with an angry face, and glasses as if she was going to eat Shu Xuanzi, Shu Xuanzi felt that this woman seemed to be a little familiar, but she couldn't remember it, just now Shu Xuanzi had teased at least forty or fifty beauties and remembered it so clearly.
"Sir, if you didn't come to apply for a job, you blocked our stall", the gold-collar beauty with glasses smiled embarrassedly, and pointed to Shu Xuanzi's side, there was already a long queue, he seemed to be a little in the way, and he shrugged his shoulders and wanted to continue to eat tofu in the crowd, but was stopped.
"Stop! Are you here to apply? The girl in the purple dress finally spoke, she didn't want to let go of Shu Xuanzi, although Shu Xuanzi didn't remember her, but she couldn't forget Shu Xuanzi, a pervert.
"Are you talking about me?" Shu Xuanzi turned around, frowned, and pointed at himself, suddenly remembering that he seemed to be looking for a job, he nodded hurriedly, and said with a smile, "What?" Are you looking for people here? ”
"yes, what about your resume?" The girl's angry face instantly turned into a smiling face, and the smiling face looked like a knife hidden in a smile, so she asked.
"Resume?" Shu Xuanzi tilted his head and saw that all the people who came to look for jobs were holding a few resumes, he didn't seem to have a resume, and even his ID card was modified with mana, where did he get any resume, he shook his head and said, "I don't have a resume, what?" Can't you get a job without a resume? Shu Xuanzi asked rhetorically.
"Yes! Absolutely, but what would you do? The girl in the purple dress was still smiling, but the gold-collared beauty next to her frowned, she knew that Miss must be annoyed by this man, because Miss usually doesn't laugh at all.
"I'll ...... Fighting, no, it's to protect people, well, I can be a bodyguard for people", I just watched a movie about bodyguards the day before yesterday, and I don't seem to know much about anything now, except for being a bodyguard, it seems that I can only go to fortune telling, or rob.
"Okay, then I'll hire you as my bodyguard!" This girl finalized the work of Shu Xuanzi in one bite, Shu Xuanzi was happy, he didn't expect the job to be so easy to find, he left his mobile phone number at the moment, saying that he would go to work in the afternoon, the girl seemed to be afraid that Shu Xuanzi ran away and asked his address again, heard Shu Xuanzi say that he had no address and was still looking for a house and said that the company provided accommodation for employees, Shu Xuanzi nodded happily and agreed, so at noon, Shu Xuanzi followed people to the car.
Sometimes people's luck can't be stopped, it's really even the immortal who has lived for countless years in Shu Xuanzi is also sighing, this Mercedes-Benz has just been driving for less than ten minutes, and the air conditioning system of the vent spews out an invisible gas, and the driver who drove the car immediately put on a simple gas mask as if he knew in advance, the gold-collar beauty on the front seat and the girl in the purple skirt next to him fainted after Shu Xuanzi also fainted, secretly funny in his heart, someone dared to kidnap me, an immortal?
The car drove for more than three hours before it stopped at a small dock, and the three people were blindfolded, their hands and feet were tied, and they were lifted onto a small boat, and Shu Xuanzi didn't bother to struggle, so they let them do this, and after the boat drove for more than two hours, the three people were carried onto the warehouse of a large ship, which seemed to be a place to store food, and after the steel gate was closed, Shu Xuanzi shook his head and sat up.
"Hmmmm......mm
"Who the hell are you? Why kidnap us? As soon as the cloth in the purple-skirted girl's mouth was taken out, she shouted angrily, and at this time, Shuxuanzi had already brought over a box and started eating fruit.
"I'm here to apply, as for who wants to kidnap you, you can only ask the people on this ship, this pear tastes good, do you want it?" Shu Xuanzi gestured while eating and asked the girl if she wanted to eat, the girl and the gold-collar beauty glanced at the rope and hood under Shu Xuanzi and knew that he had also been kidnapped, and they both frowned, they knew that this matter didn't seem to have anything to do with Shu Xuanzi.
"Hey, don't eat it, untie the rope for me", the girl struggled a few times and then fell down, glared at Shu Xuanzi angrily, Shu Xuanzi nodded and helped the girl in the purple skirt up, and then reached out and pulled the rope to break, and then pulled the rope on the woman's hand casually, and then continued to eat and drink, "What is this place?" Hiss~~~~, it's so cold", this is a place to store food, because there is no cell on this ship, so the three of them are locked up here, but here for the preservation of food, it is frozen, and the girl shivered.
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