Chapter 47: The Age of River Crabs 2.75
PS: The end of chapter 42 is badly written, and it will be changed later.
Once the power is in hand, the order will be carried out. Although this piece of "jade seal" engraved with the seal of the president of a celebrity university is outrageously dense, Zhuge Liang still tenaciously only borrowed one of Guan Yu's hands to complete the great cause of sealing.
It's really a "great cause".
"Why is this thing so heavy? It doesn't make sense! Zhuge Liang knocked on the jet-black principal's seal and said to Guan Yu.
"Doesn't the Strategist remember the knowledge of density in his new memory?"
Zhuge Liang said: "If you have time, you have to invite Akimi's to make up for me." ”
Guan Yu didn't say anything anymore, just took the stamped application and put it on the unconscious Zhu Youxiao, and muttered to himself: "It's already starting to work hard." ”
Zhuge Liang heard him say this, and said with a smile: "Science and technology are advancing, people's hearts have not changed much, at least the principal, and there are still many shadows of the emperor's art." Divide and disintegrate, form associations, and provoke competition with material rewards. It's all a good idea. ”
Guan Yu continued to say nothing about Zhuge Liang's praise of Shen Yu. It seems that the most he has done since his rebirth has been to remain noncommittal.
At this time, Cao Cao knocked on the door of the principal's office, laughed and said, "I knew that the principal was too lazy to deal with such a trivial matter. On the way, I saw Yun Chang running this way with Kong Ming deadly. Hey. ”
may be because he thinks that they are all acquaintances of the Three Kingdoms, Cao Cao behaved very familiarly, pulled a chair and sat opposite Zhuge Liang and said: "In the last life, Yun Chang had a red rabbit horse, and we couldn't catch up." In this life, Yun Chang has a bicycle, but we still can't catch up. Hahaha......"
In all fairness, Zhuge Liang thought that Cao Cao's joke still had a certain level, but this guy was too self-centered, and he actually laughed first. Zhuge Liang felt that this was the attitude of some heroes and generals jokingly. If Zhang Liao told this joke instead, he would have waited until Cao Cao laughed before laughing, and finished laughing before Cao Cao finished laughing.
Sitting here and joking with that mentality. Zhuge Liang had to look at Cao Cao more.
In the previous life, some people coveted Guan Yu. In this life, I won't give up easily.
Zhuge Liang sneered twice in his heart. Suddenly realized that no one cooperated with him after Cao Cao told this joke, and he couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed. So I added two more dry laughs. Guan Yu was disdainful of Cao Cao and stood in place without saying a word, like a statue enshrined in the temple.
At this time, Li Shimin's laughter suddenly came from outside the door.
"Cao Mengde is worthy of a generation of heroes. The passage of time in the past life and the present life is condensed into a few jokes. ”
Zhuge Liang couldn't help but nod, Li Shimin's words must have been in Cao Cao's heart.
In fact, this is not a strange thing, heroes cherish heroes, dogs and bears cherish dogs, cats and bears cherish cats and bears, this phenomenon of things gathering like and people grouping must be based on the resonance of the three views. The two of them praised each other, which should be regarded as the inevitability of the historical process.
"Thank you Brother Li for the compliment." Cao was about to clasp his fists with Li Shimin and salute.
Li Shimin happily prepared to return the gift, but unexpectedly, Cao Cao suddenly turned around, handed the proposal to Zhuge Liang, and grabbed Zhuge Liang's hand and put it on the seal. With Zhuge Liang's scream of "oops", Cao Cao's proposal had a bright red mark.
"Haha, our Three Kingdoms Society is the first club to be established."
Seeing Cao Cao's smug laughter, Zhuge Liang, who was holding his aching wrist and moaning, really wanted to kick him to the South Pole to feed the penguins.
Li Shimin was even angrier than Zhuge Liang. He came here by running in order to make the Tang Dynasty Society the first to establish a comprehensive society.
As a result, Cao Cao's guy actually took the lead despicably. …
"Cao! Eminent! Morality! Li Shimin gritted his teeth and said, "I'm going to make you a specimen!" ”
Cao Cao laughed at Li Shimin's fierce spirit. He pointed to the camera at the junction of the ceiling and the wall and said, "Do you want to be deducted points?" How are you going to explain to your prime ministers and generals? ”
Li Shimin was dumbfounded. Zhuge Liang didn't sigh in his heart, Cao Cao's extraordinary adaptability.
"Cao Cao, you wait!" Li Shimin put down this sentence fiercely, dropped the application and left.
Cao Cao sent away the angry Li Shimin with an unbridled laugh, and turned to Zhuge Liang with a smile: "After I go back, I will tell you how decisive and fearless Brother Kong Ming is, risking injury and stamping a seal in front of Li Shimin, so that our Triple Alliance Club has become the first club established by a celebrity university." ”
Zhuge Liang's face turned green like countless mosses. He held back the anger in his heart, and while borrowing Guan Yu's two hands, he picked up the seal and poked it heavily on the application form of the citizens, and asked Cao Cao in a calm tone: "Why do you have to be the first to establish an association?" ”
"Kong Ming." Cao Cao's tone suddenly became serious, "I know you've been busy lately, and you don't know a lot about some things." ”
Cao Cao sat back in his chair, sighed, and continued as if with an extremely heavy heart: "The lord doesn't know what he thinks? It's not enough to have us historical figures. A few days ago, Zhen Mi heard from the fourth master that our school will also recruit a group of modern students. Doesn't that make the living conditions of our group of reborn even more embarrassing? ”
Guan Yu, who was standing next to Zhuge Liang, felt that Cao Cao was really a fickle animal, well, there was a species called chameleon in his new memory that was very suitable for his nickname. Just now, he acted decisively like a traitor, but now he complains like a resentful woman that he can't get "dedicated love". Moreover, the two things mentioned before and after are not related. The lord wants to recruit more students from the modern society, what does it have to do with your stubborn fight for the first club?
Zhuge Liang figured it out. But then he became a little ashamed. After glancing at Zhu Youxiao lying on the sofa, he said to Cao Cao helplessly: "I know Meng De, your hard work. Our three countries are strong, and the top three in the standings will definitely be indispensable to us in the future. It's just that a propaganda gimmick is missing now. ”
Cao Cao laughed. "Those who know me, Kong Mingye!"
I don't understand it even more, what does this have to do with the publicity gimmick?
But I heard Cao Cao say: "Although it is a drop in the bucket, it is better to have the old than not." After a pause, he continued: "In the future, students in modern society will also have to join comprehensive clubs. As long as we win the name of the first club, coupled with good strength, we can absorb a little more people than the other clubs. What's more, our president is also the president of the student council. ”
Now I understand it. Cao Cao's cynicism means that the new students don't know what to do, and when they learn that the first club they founded is headed by the president of the student union, they will guess what the inside story is, at least they will feel that the chairman is very good at taking care of his own people. In addition, the club has a good strength, so naturally more people will follow and join the club.
"Mengde, this kind of gimmick doesn't have much effect. How could you even take such a small gain so seriously. ”
Cao Cao waved his hand and corrected: "The light of a firefly must also be accumulated, otherwise how can it shine with the sun." ”
Zhuge Liang was shocked in his heart. Shine with the sun? That's what Cao Cao did in his last life, and now he's talking about this again, can he say it.
Zhuge Liang glanced at Cao Cao vigilantly, quickly "buried" the surprise on his face under the dermis, and then smiled at Cao Cao: "Meng De is right, you can't go thousands of miles without accumulating steps." This little gimmick, we should also take it seriously. Just ......"
Cao Cao didn't see the look of surprise on Zhuge Liang's face, because he was attracted by Zhuge Liang's words. "Just? Just what? ”
Zhuge Liang pointed to the application form on Zhu Youxiao's belly, which had been stamped, and then followed Cao Cao's example, pointed to the camera that Cao Cao had pointed at just now, and said with a smile: "It's all my fault, I delayed Brother Meng De's painstaking solitude." ”
Zhao Zhen and Zhao Ji, who had just walked downstairs, suddenly heard Cao Cao's heart-rending cry. The whole building seemed to tremble.