Chapter 48: The Age of River Crabs 2.875
People's hearts are not enough to swallow elephants, but Zhao Zhen and Zhao Ji, the two members of the dragon clan in their previous lives, don't seem to be in the mood to eat elephants.
At the very least, they were very satisfied with the status quo, especially with the various books contained in the large boxes.
Zhao Zhen's previous life liked to practice calligraphy when he had nothing to do, and he was especially good at flying white calligraphy. Zhao Ji is also a genius, and when he is interested, he will take a few eunuchs, serve a few plates of cold dishes, sit on the head of the palace wall, and sing two sentences of "Phoenix Terrace, take the second memory". 【PS1】
Therefore, in the company of books, they are so full and happy that they do not have the time or interest to discuss how the computer, the representative product of the information society, is used.
As a result, after the announcement of the establishment of the community appeared on the Chaos Forum, they did not get the news immediately. Moreover, this group of nerds did not have the habit of getting up for morning exercises, and the generals who might go out for a run and exercise were all lying in bed to recuperate. As a result, the information on the bulletin board on the campus was also missed by them.
However, they stepped on shit luck. Shen Yu's preference for the Song Dynasty more or less influenced his brothers, so much so that Shen Kuo and Li Qingzhao, two Song Dynasty people, occupied half of the four staff. In this way, if there is anything in the school, both of them will look at the incense in their previous life and notify them as soon as possible.
Therefore, Zhao Zhen and Zhao Ji began the preparatory work of the Song Dynasty Society under Shen Kuo's notice and suggestion.
Collecting signatures from fifteen people was not a difficult task at all for five hundred celebrities of the Song Dynasty. What's more, some people still understand the community as a feudal state, and they are looking at it with a blank eye to become the founder of the country, so the number of people soon exceeded fifteen.
The only thing that dissatisfied Zhao Zhen was that thirty or fifty calligraphers wasted a lot of time in order to write their names beautifully. This made Zhao Zhen and Zhao Ji lag behind Li Shimin and Cao Cao and others in the initial stage.
Next, their poor physical fitness made them more and more distant from the leading group, and they were even easily overtaken by Zhu Youxiao, who was panting and pedaling his bike.
When he walked downstairs, Zhao Zhen only felt that his legs were numb for a while, and Zhao Zhen couldn't even feel where his legs were.
However, among the few hills that can afford to collect enough signatures from fifteen people in a short period of time, they are not the latest.
The Qing Dynasty was later than them, because their dormitory was in the south, where it was bordered by the girls' dormitory. In terms of distance, they suffered a loss, and the main means of transportation in their previous lives, horses, are now either in zoos or expensive horse farms, so they suffer again in terms of speed.
However, Kangxi and Qianlong did not get annoyed and did not give up. Relying on the most primitive and basic equipment, the No. 11 bus ran all the way to the office building.
"Aren't those two from the Song Dynasty?" Kangxi said to Qianlong, "Why don't we go over and talk about it?" ”
Of course, Qianlong would not object.
But Zhao Ji was very repulsive to the two of them. Yesterday on the golf course, Zhao Ji wanted to rush up and beat them, just like in his previous life, he really wanted to lead his troops to the Liao State and recapture the Sixteen Prefectures of Youyun. But he didn't do it after all, it was like this in his previous life, and it was the same in this life.
But he is not reconciled, at least not willing to be at a disadvantage in face.
"Are you two going to bully us readers?" Zhao Ji said sarcastically.
He originally wanted to put himself in a lower position and use compassion to charge his opponent with bullying. This trick works best when there is an audience, because the so-called public opinion and public opinion are the things that cannot withstand inducement.
However, now there is no audience, and there is no accusation of Kang Qian's existence of bullying people, at most there are only a few cameras, but the camera, he will not express his opinion. …
As a result, Zhao Ji's routine didn't work.
Qianlong could even blatantly bully him.
"A gentleman knows the six arts. Archery and horseback riding are manual tasks. How did you, a group of scholars who respect the way of Confucius and Mencius, become powerless wasters? ”
"You!"
"Me? What's wrong with me? Qianlong smiled for a long time, "Let me tell you, I am a member of the Qing Dynasty, I can bend a bow and shoot an eagle when I get on a horse, and I can splash ink when I get off a horse." I don't know how many times stronger than those of you who have traveled to the Northeast Song Dynasty. ”
"Hahaha......" Zhao Zhen stopped Zhao Ji who was about to refute and smiled, "That's really strong, I don't know how many times, a hundred years of shame." In my last life, the Liao Kingdom was vying to be China, and Western Xia Goryeo begged us to give us the Four Books and Five Classics. What about you Daqing? Was the Treaty of Nanjing in the fight for China? Did the Treaty of Shimonoseki mean that the Japanese wanted to introduce Chinese culture? My GDP accounts for 80% of the world's GDP, what about you? ”
Qianlong was speechless, and turned his eyes on Kangxi for help. Kangxi was about to say something when he heard Shen Kuo shouting.
"Hurry up and send the application."
Zhao Zhen didn't know where Shen Kuo came from, but it didn't matter, the important thing was that what he said was undoubtedly right.
The comparison of the previous life is meaningless, and now there is a-for-tat battle to fight the male and female.
"Then let's see who delivers the application first?"
As soon as Qianlong heard Zhao Zhen's words, he ran towards the office building, but as soon as he took two steps, he felt that something had hit his leg. Then, he suddenly lost his center of gravity and fell to the ground with a thud.
In the principal's office, Zhuge Liang and Cao Cao looked at each other wordlessly. Guan Yu stood next to him, and behind him was Zhu Youxiao, who had just woken up. He was awakened by Cao Cao's scream not long ago, and after waking up, he stared at Cao Cao with the eyes of a bird looking at a cobra for a long time, and then obediently hid in a tree hole called "Behind Zhuge Liang".
"God, why does Cao Mengde's poisonous snake have a murderous aura that wants to eat me, save me, God."
Suddenly, a scream that was even more terrible than Cao Cao's scream just now came from outside, so frightened that Zhu Youxiao subconsciously grabbed Zhuge Liang's clothes.
"Who's moving so much? I remember that the plan said that the office building was very well insulated. Who's so loud makes such advanced soundproofing facilities useless. ”
Hearing Zhuge Liang's words similar to his own words, Guan Yu immediately understood: "Military advisor, I'll take a look." ”
Zhuge Liang nodded.
But before he could go out, he heard another scream, and then the door of the principal's office was slammed open, and then, Kangxi Ye rolled into the principal's office in a more mellow way.
[PS1] The sentence is selected from the whole Song Dynasty and is written by Zhao Ji. According to "The Remains of the Great Song Dynasty", he climbed to Miyagi to compose lyrics, but it was also a novel, and I have a vague impression, not sure that it is this one. Time is tight, the task is heavy, if you are interested, you can ask Baidu for verification, I won't go to review.