Chapter 42: Up the Hill and Down to the Countryside
The famous city is in danger of being on the stratum, and the eagle and the osprey look at the male Sanba.
Congqing City, located in the Bashu region, is built by the mountains, the road is rugged and undulating, the buildings are dotted among the green mountains and green waters, and there are scattered, so it is named the mountain city, which is a famous historical and cultural city in China.
The mountain is the city, the city is the mountain, the city is in the mountain, the mountain is in the city, the Shu road is difficult to go to the blue sky, some people laugh and say: in the mountain city is not a person riding a bicycle, but a bicycle riding a person.
After getting off the plane from Congqing, before he had time to feel the spiciness, Leng Zhenyue and his party came to a place called Wushan County several times, and then stayed for one night.
Leng Zhenyue's master is a master outside the world, isolated from the world, far away from the outside world, a person who lives on a high mountain, a master outside the world!
Shennong Mountain, a very mysterious place, Leng Zhenyue's master Mo Xigu lives in seclusion in this deep mountain and old forest, the old man's children and grandchildren are working in the management department of Shennong Mountain Forest Area, and the family has been stationed in the forest area for many years, in fact, it is not a seclusion.
Leng Zhenyue claimed to be the director of each faction, and he knew how to do kung fu in each sect, but in fact, he only worshipped a master in Moxi Valley, and learned the ten-shaped boxing in Hong Boxing, and was better at dragon shape and crane shape.
Early in the morning, Leng Zhenyue led Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang to Songmu Town, Wushan County, and then brought a congratulatory gift to the mountain to apprentice, in order to show respect for the teacher, Leng Zhenyue chose to hike the mountain, at least seven hours to reach the forest administration!
Climb the mountain for seven hours? Without the company of beautiful women, no matter how beautiful the scenery is, there is a fart, and the two bodyguards, apprentices and godsons despised Leng Zhenyue from head to toe!
Shennong Mountain is hundreds of miles in circumference, the mountains are high and dense, covering the sky and the sun, and the air humidity is relatively large, just like a natural sauna, of course, there is no special service here.
In order to go up the mountain as soon as possible, Leng Zhenyue decided to give up the road and take a shortcut, Wu Ming expressed doubts with Zhuge Dachang, sure it was a shortcut? And not the point of no return? Leng Zhenyue patted his chest and assured that he was as familiar with this Shennong Mountain Forest as his own backyard, and he would not get lost when he went up the mountain with his eyes closed.
The two poor babies got on the thief ship like this.
Dense with thorns, vines and strange trees, and a rotten smell of rotting leaves and dirt in the air, this environment provides a breeding ground for poisonous insects, snakes and ants......
"Wow! There's a three-legged toad here! Zhuge Dachang exclaimed.
Thinking that Zhuge Dachang had discovered a new species, Wu Ming and Leng Zhenyue got together, it was indeed a three-legged toad, but it was originally supposed to be four-legged, but for some reason it was missing a front leg, it was just an ordinary disabled toad.
"Hmmm! Disabled Zhijian, good ......" Wu Ming gave a thumbs up and encouraged the little toad: "Little thing, come on!" Swans will definitely have them! ”
All the way to the ancient trees towering to the sky, the scenery is pleasant, the splendid mountain flowers exude a faint fragrance, the three of them cut through the thorns, slowly marching in the forest, walking and walking, there is no road......
"Old man Leng, are you sure we haven't gotten lost?"
"Don't worry! This path is rarely walked, so it will gradually disappear, and no road does not mean that it is lost. ”
Two hours later, the trio fell into a forest maze......
"Godfather! I want to hear from you that we are not lost. "Zhuge Dachang is the way of the Yin Measurement.
"Ahem...... Probably not! Leng Zhenyue said cautiously.
Four hours later, the three found that the problem was more serious, the mobile phone signal was out, and they couldn't go back to the same way around, and the terrain became more and more dangerous......
Aiming at the bottomless cliff, Wu Ming made a speech: "Old man Leng, are you really sure that you are bringing us to meet our ancestors?" Instead of meeting the Buddha? ”
In front of the powerful facts, Leng Zhenyue lowered his head: "Huh...... We seem to be lost. ”
"Not likely! What are we going to do now? ”
"I have a more violent method...... Wu Ming slowly continued in the expectant gaze of the two: "Set fire to this place, and someone will find us soon." ”
"And then the three of us will wash our butts together and wait to sit through the bottom of the prison?" Zhuge took the conversation coldly.
Leng Zhenyue laughed dryly twice and said, "Don't be joking, think of a way!" ”
"The water is going down, and we will go down the stream back to the one we just had, and we should be able to go down the mountain soon." Wu Ming came up with the best way at present.
There was no objection, and the three of them returned the way they came, dejected.
Zhuge Dachang waved a wooden stick and walked in front to open the way, the wooden stick could not withstand the destruction and broke into two, he casually threw out half of the wooden stick in his hand, and then, a "buzzing" sound sounded......
When people are unlucky, they take a breath of cold air and stuff their teeth!
Wu Ming smiled bitterly: "Have you heard a familiar voice?" I feel like a large number of UFOs are approaching us! ”
Leng Zhenyue wiped his cold sweat and said, "I heard it, it seems to be a wild bee?" Now what? ”
"Fortunately, I have already thought of a wonderful solution...... Wu Ming said calmly, and then ran away, screaming: "How fast and fast we are now!" ”
"Damn!" The two of them scolded, and hurriedly covered their heads with their clothes and ran, and the three of them were chased by a swarm of wild bees, and the image of the master was ruined.
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As the sun was about to set, the three unkempt and embarrassed unlucky ones finally walked out of the mountains, and looking at the cottages in the distance, they had a feeling that they had struggled to find organization.
Leng Zhenyue couldn't help but howl: "Even if it is the Longtan Tiger's Den, Lao Tzu has not been killed." ”
Wu Ming rolled his eyes, aimed at his legs, and complained: "I think you should call, uncle, reward some money!" ”
That's right! Leng Zhenyue was wearing a silk Tang suit, which was very light, and when he went down the mountain, his clothes and pants were all torn by the vines, his clothes were ragged, and he looked very much like a bagless elder of the beggar gang, and one of his thighs was very ostentatiously exposed to the air, which looked very cool!
opened the backpack and took out the clothes, the three of them changed directly, and when only the pants were left, Wu Ming couldn't help but glance at Zhuge Dachang's groin......
"Look at what! Lao Tzu must be older than you! ”
"Damn! You haven't seen it, how do you know? ”
Zhuge Dachang pointed his nostrils to the sky and said, "Lao Tzu can pee three zhang against the wind, can you?" ”
Wu Ming snorted and said, "Lao Tzu won't wet the corners of his pants against the wind." ”
"You two bastards, hurry up and get dressed!" Leng Zhenyue was a little annoyed and angry.
After changing their clothes and polishing their shoes, the three of them walked to the distant village......
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Qingfeng Festival is a unique festival of the Tuwu tribe, is an annual grand festival, in order to thank the dragon lord for giving the earth enough rain, so that the people can rejoice in a bumper harvest, the Tuwu people will put on a costume on this day, dance the dance of blessing, and hope that the coming year can also be smooth and rainy, very grand!
Wu Ming and the three of them came to a small village of the Tuwu clan, with only a dozen families, and they came quite at the right time, not only to catch up with the people for the festival, but also a couple of newlyweds in the village got married today, and every household was full of joy.
The visitors were guests, and the hospitable villagers brought the three of them into their homes to entertain them.
When the women of the Tsuchiya tribe get married, there is a custom of 'crying marriage', and the women of the same village should come to cry with them, the more sad they cry, the more poignant the better, if the girl does not cry to marry, she will be discriminated against, and not crying is not filial piety.
Wu Ming is already a little confused, is this a marriage or a funeral?
When it gets completely dark, the Qingfeng Dance begins.
The gongs and drums are noisy, the wind music is loud, and the villagers dance around the bonfire, dancing a heroic and unrestrained dance, among which there are more young men and women, and the newlyweds who are married today are surrounded by everyone in the center......
Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were originally just onlookers, and then there were enthusiastic villagers who pulled them to dance together, and the two reluctantly joined the ranks of dancing, the dance steps were very simple, that is, hand in hand, raise arms, raise legs, turn a few times, and jump twice......
This Qingfeng dance is intended to thank God for the gift, it is not as elegant as a waltz, no tango light, not just witty, but looking at the happy smiling faces of the villagers covered with sweat, dancing so happily, Wu Ming smiled faintly, happiness is sometimes so simple.
After jumping for a while, Wu Ming was sweating profusely, and then walked to a group of old men who were beating and preaching suona, Leng Zhenyue was among them, happily blowing suona, and when he saw Wu Ming coming, he smiled and waved suona.
Wu Ming smiled and shook his head, among all the musical instruments, he can play the piano, the level is not very high, if there is no piano score, at most he can play a song skillfully: the devil enters the village!
Late at night, the Qingfeng dance party ended, and it was also the time for the newcomers to enter the cave room, and the young people in the village invited Wu Ming and Zhuge Da to go to the cave room together, and the two felt fresh, so they followed.
However, the cave room was bad enough to open the eyes of the two, hanging bananas on the crotch of the groom's pants for the bride to eat, two apples on the bride's chest for the groom to bite, and it is said that there are mushrooms and poached eggs......
It wasn't until two o'clock in the morning that Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang returned to the hometown that took them in.