Chapter 43: The Birthday Banquet (I)
The early morning sun dispelled the clouds and mist, Leng Zhenyue gave the villager who took them in a thousand yuan, and after some refusal, the villager still accepted it, and after resting for a night, the three of them were ready to go up the mountain again to fight the tiger.
Leng Zhenyue's sincerity is still the same, he still wants to continue hiking up the mountain, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang ignore him, and even the people who will get lost in their 'own backyard' are not convinced, and in the end, the three of them hired a young man in the village to drive them up the mountain on a motorcycle.
This is a green antique side three-wheeled motorcycle, exactly the same as the kind of Imperial Army squad leader sitting on TV, it would be more perfect if a small flag was inserted, in game terms, it is easy to attract hatred!
The autumn wind rises and the white clouds fly, and the grass and trees are yellow and the geese return to the south.
The water in the mountains is murmuring, the towering ancient trees are full of business, and the dazzling sunlight gradually penetrates the dense canopy, scattering a patch of mottles, while the three-wheeled motorcycle carries the master and apprentice, bumping on the rugged mountain road covered with greenery, Wu Ming feels that his beloved eggs are about to hatch chicks......
Two hours later, the Shennong Mountain Forest Management Bureau arrived.
This is a very small unit, there are only about 20 leaders plus forest guards, and when you look in from the outside of the courtyard wall, you can only see a row of brick bungalows and a three-story dormitory building, in addition to a basketball court.
In other words, Leng Zhenyue's master's grandson works here, but their family does not live here, the three of them once again feel the charm of hiking and mountaineering, walk for more than ten minutes, through the dense woods, the willows and flowers are bright, and what is presented in front of them is an antique blue brick house.
According to Leng Zhenyue, these houses have been around for some years, and decades ago, the Mo family came to camp here to escape the war.
The three of them walked into the courtyard of a house, busy people in and out, as well as children playing, many people were familiar with Leng Zhenyue to greet Leng Zhenyue, a mahogany square table in the courtyard was placed with pig's head and incense, and two huge longevity peaches, and the main entrance of the hall was plastered with couplets on both sides of the main entrance.
When an old man with thinning hair saw Leng Zhenyue, he immediately greeted him with a smile, pretending to blame: "Brother Leng, you come here one day earlier every year, and this year you are the latest, I will punish you for a few glasses later." ”
"Uh...... encountered a little accident...... Leng Zhenyue said vaguely, coughed lightly, and said with a smile: "Is it to be punished, is it to be punished, what about the old man?" ”
"Father has been waiting for you for a long time...... "The old man with thinning hair looked at Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, showed a strange smile, and said, "This is ...... Is it your new disciple? ”
"Uh...... Yes......" Leng Zhenyue looked dumbfounded, then looked at Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, and said with a smile: "Let me introduce you to you, this is my teacher's son Mo Xiyan, you can call him Uncle Yan." ”
After some greetings, a few people followed Mo Xiyan into the hall, the outside looked more dilapidated, but the room was a different scene, the tables, chairs and furniture were all fine solid wood, and the calligraphy and paintings hanging on the wall were all extraordinary, revealing luxury in the low-key.
The structure of the whole house is a bit like a courtyard house, extending in all directions, and a bit similar to the wooden attic of ethnic minorities, if Wu Ming describes this old house, it is five words: it really looks like a bandit's den!
A few came to the main house facing north and south, and saw Leng Zhenyue's master, today's birthday star Gong Moxi Valley, the ninety-year-old man still looks tough, although he is on a cane, his body is a little rickety, Yintang is a little black, and occasionally coughs a few times......
But after all, the old man is a martial arts practitioner, and his body is still very healthy, who dares to doubt that the old man dares to show him a boulder on his chest.
In addition to Moxi Valley in the room, there were seven or eight old men, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang saw a familiar face, Feng Qiwu, the head of the Zhonghai City Martial Arts Association, and the others did not know, but every old man did not look fuel-efficient.
Subsequently, Zhuge Dachang opened a backpack and took out the congratulatory gifts brought by Leng Zhenyue, including a precious wild Korean ginseng, two bottles of Shiquan Great Tonic Tribute Wine, a box of Longjing Tribute Tea, and a warm jade longevity 100-year-old talisman.
Offering a congratulatory gift, Leng Zhenyue pulled Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang to kneel and bow to Moxi Valley, and the two unruly men secretly said that as a manly husband, in addition to his parents, he would only kneel for his wife, and Leng Zhenyue quietly went back to give a bonus of 50,000 yuan each.
Fifty thousand? All right! It doesn't hurt to kneel down the heaven and earth teacher, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang knelt down so simply, they bowed respectfully, and the master and master were very affectionate......
Shrewd! Moxigu rewarded each of them with a longevity peach.
Sending a three-year-old away? Of course, the elders gave it, and it was impossible to say goodbye, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang smiled and took the longevity peach given by the old man.
Leng Zhenyue chatted with Mo Xigu, while the other old men in the room were surrounding a chessboard, Wu Ming looked at it for a while, and nodded secretly, the two people who played chess were quite high, not comparable to Leng Zhenyue and Feng Qiwu's stinky chess basket.
In other words, Zhuge Dachang also likes to play chess, he also specially bought a pair to go home and play against Wu Ming, playing chess always has to be fun in some color, the two of them play leg hair, and only pull one out when they lose.
After 300 rounds of the battle, Zhuge Dachang burned the chess he bought back and vowed not to play chess again......
It's good to wake up early, otherwise thousands of leg hair may be lost!
In the room, a group of old men played chess, drank tea and chatted, taunting each other, and the two young people did not have much in common with them, so they hurriedly found an excuse to retire.
Moxi Gu Wen Yan told them not to go too far, and the birthday banquet began at noon, and the two of them walked out of the room in response......
As soon as the two young men left, Mo Xigu looked at Leng Zhenyue, showed a meaningful smile, and said, "Zhenyue, where did you find these two children?" It's not easy! ”
"You're still staring at each other, how are these two children?" Leng Zhenyue showed a hint of self-satisfaction.
Moxigu nodded and said with a smile: "I'm looking forward to tomorrow!" ”
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Wu Ming ran into Mo Xiyan when he went out with Zhuge Dachang, and when he heard that they wanted to go out for a walk, Mo Xiyan smiled and borrowed two homemade shotguns for them, which is a very simple shotgun, also called a sand gun, which needs to be filled with black powder and iron sand into the barrel, and a primer to shoot loudly.
This kind of homemade earthen gun has no accuracy to speak of, and aiming at people's heads can knock off people's balls.
Of course, the advantage of a shotgun is that it can beat people into a sieve with a single shot.
The forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, there are still a lot of birds and beasts in the mountains, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang are ghostly and wandering in the trees with guns......
"Bang, bang......" Two gunshots rang out, and a flat-haired beast that looked like a native chicken was successfully shot by the two!
"Yo Xi!" Wu Ming gave a thumbs up.
"Suo Daddy is pinching!" Zhuge Dachang echoed loudly, and immediately pursed his lips after speaking, and scolded: "Speaking your sister's Japanese, I can't help but say a word to you." ”
Wu Ming laughed dryly, stepped forward to pick up the prey, and took a closer look, this unrecognizable bird looked like a domestic chicken? Even if it flies up the branches, it is still a native chicken, not a pheasant, let alone a fighting chicken among pheasants.
"Brother Pig...... It seems to be a chicken, I remember it was called an African chicken. ”
Zhuge Dachang snatched the chicken in Wu Ming's hand and threw it into the bushes on the side, and sighed: "We have been here for so long, but we haven't hunted anything, what do you say?" ”
Wu Ming glanced at the bushes, and was as good as a stream: "Yes! It seems that today is not suitable for hunting. ”
Walking and walking, the two came to a stream, washed their faces, and then heard the movement of someone playing in the water downstream, could someone take a bath?
Who is so bold in broad daylight? Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang's eyes flashed with the man's familiar gaze, the two sneaked down the river, and a clear stream came into view, and sure enough, someone took a bath, it was a woman with long hair and a shawl, her waist and hips soaked in the water, and she could only see her white back!
It's really morally degenerate, incorruptible and shameful!
You must see who it is, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang sneakily went around, but they still saw their backs, because she turned around, the two of them persevered and went back to the original place, and finally saw the true face of the people in the water.
What a flat chest!
Then the two of them looked at her face, she was him, this is a man, or an unusually familiar face, the Feng family's child Tianming.
Two angry men jumped out, startling Feng Tianming, who was taking a bath, he looked at Wu Ming for a moment, and then said in a throat: "It turned out that it was you, who came with Uncle Leng, right?" Are you going to soak in the water too? ”
"Soak your sister!" Wu Ming fired first: "What kind of bath did you take when a big man ran to the stream?" Aren't you intent on causing trouble? ”
"That's it! Aren't you misleading the masses? ”
After yelling two sentences, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, who were full of resentment, turned around angrily and left, Feng Tianming was scolded and confused, which royal law did he commit by soaking in water by the stream?
Back upstream, the two men decisively urinated in the water!
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At noon, the birthday banquet began, the guests were full, the guests were full, and nearly thirty tables of banquets were placed, Wu Ming's table was full of juniors, and there was only one person he knew at the same table, Feng Tianming.
Moxi Valley is quite prestigious in the martial arts world, and it belongs to the existence of a great fighter, and most of the guests who come from afar to celebrate his birthday are people from the martial arts world.
After all, he is a young man, he introduced himself, and after drinking a few glasses of wine, he immediately became acquainted, everyone drank, only Wu Ming drank Wahaha juice, which made everyone very dissatisfied.
I'll drink it if you guess the box! Moreover, I'm going to challenge you to a table by myself!
Wu Ming's words caused public anger, of course it was not real anger, a man can lose wine, but he can't lose momentum, Feng Tianming was the first to jump out......
Zhuge Dachang smiled and said in his heart: Look how you die!
Wu Ming is not able to guess what others are doing, but he can see it, and the speed of his shot is impeccable, even faster than others.
Lost miserably, didn't dare to shout, a table of young people quickly drank staggered, did this kid open an invincible plug-in? Guess any punch to win, but you can't find a flaw.
It's really evil, but there are still a lot of people who don't believe in evil, more and more young people gather at Wu Ming's table, in order to pursue efficiency, Wu Ming stipulates that a big cup of white should be guessed once, and if you don't accept it, you will come.
Come and pour one and pour one, come and pour a pair of two, just like cutting wheat, Wu Ming killed a group of young people without leaving a piece of armor, and he was terrified.
For a while, no one dared to come to Wu Ming to guess the boxing, Zhuge Dachang smiled and said: "Sangui! To be low-key, low-key is king. ”
Wu Ming said with a smile: "My name is Chu Overlord Wujiang Fishing, and those who wish to take the bait!" ”
Zhuge Dachang didn't read too much, he always felt that Wu Ming's words didn't seem to be right, and he didn't know what was wrong, he shook his head, showed a strange smile, and said in a low voice: "Do you dare to guess with me with your eyes closed?" ”
Wu Ming's face immediately changed when he heard this, he didn't reach the realm of listening to the wind and distinguishing his position, and he guessed that he would definitely lose with his eyes closed.
Some of the elders who tested the alcohol couldn't help it, and began to join forces to teach Wu Ming a lesson, so there was a peculiar scene at the birthday banquet, and a large group of wine immortals and wine saints lined up to find Wu Ming to draw their fists, which was a spectacle.