Tomorrow is the Chinese New Year's Eve, the old year is about to pass, the new year is coming, the airport is bustling at noon, and in the corner of the waiting hall, Wu Ming and others are surrounding Ding Zhenyuan and giving thousands of instructions......

"Call us as soon as you get off the plane, you know?"

"Don't eat what others give, don't pay attention to strangers, especially strange men, remember?"

"Get out of the airport and take a taxi home, remember to find a female driver."

Everyone, you say a word to me, Ding Zhenyuan didn't respond in a hurry at all, she could only keep nodding her head, smiling innocently, with her IQ, I don't know how much she can remember? This is what everyone is most worried about.

A girl who is so simple that she is almost an idiot, she reacts slowly, has a low IQ, and will not be wary of others at all, as long as people take out two roast chickens, she can be deceived to the east and west.

Wu Ming regarded Ding Zhenyuan as a woman at first, and gradually became a sister, and now she is almost a daughter, she is so simple that people can't bear to deceive, this time the foodie wants to go home alone for the New Year, Wu Ming is really relieved, and his mood is like worrying about his daughter who is going away for the first time.

The boarding announcement sounded, Wu Ming patted Ding Zhenyuan on the shoulder, and said with a tiger face: "I'll tell you one more sentence, you must remember that if a man touches your chest and ass, you will punch him hard, you know?" ”

Ding Zhenyuan nodded cautiously and said seriously: "Got it." ”

"Also, if someone comes home to propose marriage, at least a hundred buffalo ......"

"Okay, okay, you don't have to go on endlessly...... Bai Xiayuan interrupted the nagging Wu Ming with a smile and said, "It's time for Derpy to get on the plane." ”

Everyone followed Ding Zhenyuan to the entrance of the boarding passage, and watched her step into the boarding passage, at this moment, a frizzy young man ran into the boarding passage in a hurry, and accidentally rubbed Ding Zhenyuan's buttocks.

The young man was very polite, and hurriedly stopped and turned around to apologize, Ding Zhenyuan was stunned for two seconds, raised his hand is a punch, and two lines of nosebleeds flew into the sky, and the young man knelt on the spot, and fell to the ground very deeply......

The little girl really listens to herself, Wu Ming wants to cry without tears, but then again, this young man is too crispy, right?

Ding Zhenyuan timidly hid her little hands behind her, blinking her big eyes at a loss, the doctor's eyes were full of cold sweat, and he swallowed a mouthful of saliva vigorously, Derpy's brain is not bright, but the force value is really high, and it may not take a breath to fight three or five hooligans, right?

"Beat someone, beat someone...... the young man who threw himself on the street got up, patted the floor with both hands, and cried out to the sky: "Everyone come and judge the theory......

A fart is going to be earth-shattering, I am most afraid of meeting this kind of person, trouble, seeing that the airport security is coming, Wu Ming and others hurriedly ran to Ding Zhenyuan, and stopped the person who took out his mobile phone and was about to take a video.

There were at least hundreds of onlookers, most of them were young people, many of them were holding mobile phones and wanted to take pictures, there were too many boring people, and they were powerless to stop it, Wu Ming and others could only sigh helplessly.

Sick society has created a sick psychology for many people, seeing someone have an accident or be killed, the first thing that comes to mind is not to help or save people, but to take out their mobile phones to take pictures and videos first, and some people would rather buy dozens of yuan of lunch boxes to feed the animals, rather than take out a wool to the old man begging on the overpass, even if the old man begging is a liar, but people are also people, people are not as good as a cat and a dog?

"Ah......h

Wu Ming turned his head and said blankly, "What's wrong?" ”

The young man who sat on the ground pretending to be pitiful and sympathetic said indignantly: "You stepped on my hand." ”

"I'm sorry, I didn't see it."

Wu Ming raised his feet slowly, a touch of treachery flashed in his eyes, Bai Xiayuan secretly covered his mouth and smiled, seeing that his family had been wronged, he immediately retaliated, he was really a man who protected his shortcomings and flaws must be retributed, and everyone stepped forward to surround Ding Zhenyuan.

After understanding the situation, in order to prevent the parties from delaying the plane, the police tried to mediate on the spot, but the beaten young man did not relent, and kept saying that he had a concussion and wanted to go to the hospital for an examination.

In a fit of rage, the mediating police took all the people involved back to the airport police station.

There are always people in this world who like to turn simple things into complicated things, and when they meet this kind of calculating people, small things will become big things, and they have been making trouble for most of the day, when all the things are resolved, when Wu Ming and others walked out of the airport police station, the sky was already dark.

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Because he couldn't rest assured, after discussing for a night, Wu Ming Tuo Feng Wushuang bought a plane ticket, and early in the morning, the three women escorted Ding Zhenyuan home together.

Today is Chinese New Year's Eve, a day of reunion dinner, there are only six men left in the family, in order to try the feeling of the Spring Festival, Sky Eagle has not returned to China, but there is one less cook who can cook Chinese food, what about the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner?

In order to let a few foreigners feel the atmosphere of the Spring Festival, the atmosphere of reunion, and the atmosphere of home, Wu Ming decided to take five problem babies to Leng's house for dinner, Yan Ruyu returned to the capital, and Bai Xiayuan was not at home, it was the best time to hook up with Leng Bingbing.

Wu Ming's entire Spring Festival itinerary has been thought out, Chinese New Year's Eve Leng Bingbing's family rice, the first day of junior high school to Zhuge Dachang's house to rub rice, the second junior high school to fly to the capital Yan Ruyu's house to rub rice, the third junior high school to Shen Ruoxi's house to eat, the fourth junior high school to Tang Yuyan's house to rub rice, the fifth junior high school to antique family rice, after a lap to fly back to Zhonghai, Bai Xiayuan and their sixth year of junior high school just returned.

In the afternoon, Wu Ming carried a large bag and a small bag, and brought five well-dressed foreigners to visit, and the second elder of the Leng family, who had already regarded him as a son-in-law, was very happy, and to Wu Ming's surprise, the Leng family had a reunion dinner, and all the relatives within four generations of the entire family came.

After eating a meaty Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, the drinking party began.

Skyhawk and gopher are undoubtedly the most popular people at the cocktail party, wherever the two go, the seven aunts and eight aunts of the Leng family chased after them, Wu Ming used a timeless urine escape, and finally got rid of the elders of the Leng family.

Under the street lamp, the Sky Eagle wearing a medieval aristocratic military uniform stood out, crackling and emitting electricity, which made the eyes of the big girls and little daughters-in-law around them blur, and a beautiful girl Lianbu Shanshan walked towards him......

The beautiful girl had just walked up to the Aquila, accidentally tripped her left foot and fell to the angelic man with a scream, she guessed the beginning of the story, but she did not guess the end, the Aquila quickly retreated, and the old god watched the beautiful woman fall into the mud.

It's ruthless! This kind of thing is only done by Aquila, right? Wu Ming secretly wiped his sweat, and soon, he found the doctor in the crowd, and then the two of them mysteriously came to the hidden corner of the villa.

"What are you pulling me here for?"

"I have something to ask you to ......" Wu Ming pointed to the coldness of talking to the elders in the crowd, squeezed his eyebrows and said, "You can find a way to help me get her drunk." ”

The doctor smiled wickedly and said, "You want to do something bad?" ”

"Don't care, help me get her drunk anyway."

"It's easy."

"Easy?" Wu Ming snorted and said, "This woman has two bottles of high wine, except for you, whoever asks her to fight for wine has to kneel." ”

"So powerful?"

"Alright, we'll go over now."

If you want to find someone to drink, you always have to be a little sincere, Wu Ming took a glass of beer and did it first, without any accident, he knelt down again, and then, the doctor helped him back to the cold room, closed the door and turned off the light.

I don't know how long he was in a coma, when Wu Ming woke up, the villa was still full of people, the lights were bright, because the room was closed with curtains, the room was very dark, he sat up from the big bed, and in the dark, a slender figure walked into the room.

"Honey, I'm coming......"

The slender figure threw Wu Ming on the bed, and the two kissed together in an instant, Wu Ming secretly screamed in his heart, 'Wow', although he had long known that drunk Leng Bingbing would split his personality, but he didn't expect it to be so crazy, so hot as fire.

The clothes on the two of them decreased one by one, until they were all stripped naked, and when the war was about to break out, Wu Ming realized that something was wrong, when did the cold chest shrink? The ass was much bigger, and the woman under him seemed to notice that something was wrong.

"Who are you?" The two spoke in unison.

Wu Ming pressed the bedside lamp, and after the two saw each other clearly, they all screamed in unison, and the woman quickly pulled up the quilt to cover her body, Wu Ming was embarrassed to grab the quilt with her, so she could only cover it with her hands temporarily.

"Hey, you're in the wrong place, aren't you?"

Wu Ming looked at the beautiful woman through his fingers, and asked cautiously, "Do you recognize me now?" ”

"Unrecognizable."

Wu Ming smiled proudly: "That's right." ”

The glamorous woman sneered and said, "But I recognize your gold watch, I am Bingbing's cousin, should I call you cousin-in-law?" ”

"Damn! I didn't know it early...... Wu Ming put down his hand in shame, picked up a pillow and hugged it in his arms, and after covering the important parts, he said angrily: "Why did you enter the Bingbing room?" ”

The glamorous woman pouted and complained, "I let a stinky boy play tricks, he said to wait for me in this room, and then I came over." ”

Wu Ming's eyes narrowed slightly, and he said coldly: "Is it that little white face with long black hair?" ”

"Huh, how do you know?"

"You don't have to worry about it, it's a misunderstanding, and we'll act as if nothing happened."

"Acting like nothing happened?" The glamorous woman smiled coquettishly and said, "Never do business that we know is loss-making, this is the rule of our Leng family, brother-in-law, do you want to return the lollipop after you have done it again?" ”

Wu Ming said with a defensive face: "Then what do you want?" ”

"I want to eat your ......"

"Don't ......"

The glamorous woman pounced on Wu Ming again, and the two of them made a fuss on the bed, just when Tianlei was about to seduce the earth, the door of the room opened, and the two who were hugging each other hurriedly separated, and staggered into the room coldly.

"You...... Who are you? ”

Sure enough, he was so drunk that he couldn't even recognize anyone, Wu Ming said casually: "We were just passing by to make soy sauce." ”

"Soy sauce?" Tilting his head coldly, he said cutely: "You...... What are you doing in my room? ”

The New Year's cannon sounded, and Wu Ming subconsciously replied: "We originally wanted to fire the cannon." ”

"Fire?" Clapped his hands coldly and smirked: "I'm going to shoot the cannon together, let's shoot it together, okay?" ”

Double cannons? The corners of Wu Ming's mouth opened, should you be so happy in the first shot of the new year?