Chapter 18: Fighting Dance? Fighting!
As night fell, the number of customers in the bar gradually increased, the soothing jazz music changed to a vigorous slow rock, the resident singer howled unknown songs hoarsely, and the misty-eyed men and women shook their heads and twisted their waists, venting their happiness or sorrow in the bright lights.
There were more than a dozen empty Wangzi milk jugs on the table, the two beauties drank a belly of milk, and they were a little milky when they spoke, Zhuge Dachang was sad alone, he knew that Wu Ming would win or lose, but he forgot that milk was not drunk, women were not drunk, and men had no chance.
I guessed the beginning, but I didn't guess the ending.
"Don't play, don't play, let's play cards and drink!" After guessing that all kinds of punches were defeated, Yan Ruyu waved the napel and said that he had surrendered.
"Good at playing cards, good at playing cards!" Zhuge Dachang's face was full of red light.
"Let's fight the landlord, I'll be with Xiao Yan." Feng Wushuang proposed.
"Uh...... I won't! ”
No? We're not going to play yet! A few pairs of ill-intentioned eyes fell on Wu Ming, the opportunity must not be missed, take advantage of your illness and kill you!
In order to take care of the disadvantaged, you can not drink if you lose, but you have to accept cruel punishment, Feng Wushuang finished announcing the rules and briefly talked about the gameplay.
Seventeen cards were issued at a time, there were many bombs, a few old fritters showed an evil smile, and the pink white face carefully picked up the cards.
Four twos, four aces, four kings...... Zhuge Dachang received Feng Wushuang's code, took a glass of wine, and said, "I don't call the landlord, drink a cup by yourself." ”
Double kings and two fried, the world of farmers...... The two beauties smiled skillfully: "We don't want it either, punish ourselves." ”
"Can I abstain?" Wu Ming raised his hand and asked.
"Of course you can, punish you for drinking or shouting the bold words you just prescribed." Yan Ruyu smiled like a little fox.
"Then I'll call the landlord!" Wu Ming sighed, turned over the hole cards, and then picked them up and started to ......
Zhuge Dachang threatened: "I'll blow you up when I play my cards!" ”
Feng Wushuang threatened: "Blow you up!" ”
Yan Ruyu pouted and urged: "Bastard! Hurry up and play your cards. ”
Wu Ming only played a card once, and did not have a chance to play a second time, however, it was he who won, a hand of jaw-dropping cards: four threes with four pairs,......
Finish the day.
"Damn! It's the first time I've seen such a big plane, is this a fucking international flight? Zhuge Dachang revealed his original form and burst out of the Dongshan cavity.
"It's cheating! Damn, who dealt this card? Feng Wushuang yelled.
"I was wrong......" Yan Ruyu stuck out her tongue.
What bad luck! Admits gambling and loses, Zhuge Dachang drinks two cups, two beauties each have a cup, the cards are shuffled and washed, and Feng Wushuang personally deals the cards......
Abstain from drinking, abstain from drinking, Wu Ming continues to be a landlord, all kinds of planes, all kinds of bombs, blowing up the butts of the two of them!
"Are you fucking jerkers? How are there so many planes? Feng Wushuang, whose face was flushed, opened his teeth and danced his claws.
"You all issued this card, please don't slander the honest landlord."
Vodka to brandy, five bottles empty, Zhuge Dachang felt a surge in his abdomen, Feng Wushuang's wine was surprisingly good, it can be called a woman in wine, in the long run, the first person to lie here must be himself, and the planned drunken ** can only be wishful thinking.
Men are shameless, beautiful women are up to you, and they are out of the way......
"I won't drink anymore, I'll accept the punishment......" Saying that, Zhuge Dachang stood up and yelled: "I'm a pervert!! ”
The aftermath lingered, and the noisy voices were stagnant, followed by the sound of laughter and whistles......
The two beauties covered their mouths and snickered, Wu Ming coughed lightly twice, and said, "You don't have to scream so loudly, we already knew." ”
"I know your sister!" Zhuge Dachang was annoyed and angry, and then said shamelessly: "Let's continue to play!" ”
"The miles are so beautiful, they are really sharp!" Feng Wushuang took a good hand, couldn't help but spit out a sentence of Hong Kong, directly turned over the local master, looked at Zhuge Dachang and snorted: "You big man is dead black, I won't cooperate with you anymore." ”
"I'm ...... to ten"
"I'm a ...... of eggs"
"I have a pair of sharp ......," Feng Wushuang stood up.
Zhuge Dachang looked at the cards in his hand, and then looked at the towering breasts of the beauty, and said: "Big!" ”
"No prospects......" Wu Ming disdainful, glanced at Feng Wushuang's chest, and roared: "Big! ”
"You two pigs!" Yan Ruyu scolded in shame.
The hero was sad to pass the beauty pass, and losing was inevitable, and after complaining to each other, the two big men stood up together and shouted in unison: "We are perverts!! ”
"Shame on you!" The two beauties smiled.
At this moment, a yellow-haired boy passed by, and when he saw Yan Ruyu and Feng Wushuang, he was shocked, whistled, and said lightly: "Two sisters, sit at my table?" ”
"The old lady doesn't like the No. 7 battery!" Feng Wushuang directly attacked the vital point.
Huang Mao froze for a moment, a trace of embarrassment appeared on his face, and he hummed: "Do you dare to dance with me?" Lose undressed. ”
"Compare to compare! I'm afraid of you! ”
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Huang Mao jumped on the center of the stage, said a few words to the band, in the familiar dance music, he danced a mechanical dance, and then slid to the edge of the stage, raised his middle finger at Wu Ming and others, and shouted arrogantly: "If you have the ability, come up!" ”
"Go up, go up......" The crowd around him heckled.
"What is the monkey doing?" Wu Ming asked coldly.
"Jerking!" Zhuge Dachang snorted coldly.
"He's provoking us, if we don't dare to dance with him, we're going to take off our clothes!" Yan Ruyu glared at Feng Wushuang and continued, "Which of us will go up and dance with him?" ”
"Fighting martial arts? Act recklessly! Zhuge Dachang immediately stood up.
"Let's clean him up together!" Wu Ming also stood up.
The two walked onto the stage amid the applause of everyone......
In a burst of fast-paced music, Huang Mao jumped up and down to do a set of difficult movements, and as soon as the music stopped, the audience applauded, and he proudly showed his middle finger......
The fast-paced music sounded again, Zhuge Dachang walked up to Huang Mao with a golden knife, grabbed his hair and threw the person to the ground, Wu Ming walked up and kicked it directly!!
The music stopped abruptly, and the eyes were all over the place!
"If you want to dig into our corner, you still dare to fight with us, don't you know that we are practicing martial arts?" Wu Ming scolded and kicked it, but every kick was pointed......
"Damn! Dare to touch our brothers. ”
"Up, burst their chrysanthemum ......"
In the midst of shouting and scolding, more than a dozen young men and women in strange costumes rushed onto the stage, each carrying wine bottles, ice buckets, etc., and saw that the group fight was about to break out......
"Stop!" With a loud shout, a middle-aged man led more than a dozen security guards to arrive, and after separating the two sides, he said in a deep voice: "This is Feng Sanye's field, if you want to fight, please go out of the bar!" ”
More than a dozen new humans also seemed to know how powerful Feng Sanye was, so they didn't move for half a minute, and the yellow hair with a blue nose and swollen face yelled at Wu Ming and the others: "You two grandsons, do you dare to go out with us." ”
Yan Ruyu jumped out excitedly, waved her little fist, and shouted in a bluff: "Go out, go out, Miss Ben will kick you to death alone." ”
Feng Wushuang elegantly pushed his glasses and sneered: "When was the fight, when was the old lady afraid." ”
These are two women who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic enough, Wu Ming showed a wry smile, pulled the extremely active Yan Ruyu back, and sighed: "Fight, we men can come." ”
"Less nonsense, get out!" Zhuge Dachang said coolly.
The group walked out of the bar, Wu Ming and the others were still talking and laughing, and the Huangmao gang were all fierce, looking ready to fight.
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When he came out of the door of the bar, Zhuge Dachang suddenly made a move and detained a green-haired young man......
Seeing this, the Huangmao gang grabbed the wine bottle and was about to rush up......
"Wait!" Zhuge Dachang shouted, and his powerful momentum shocked a group of young people, and then he looked at Wu Ming and said with a smile: "I will shoot on the front, and you will shoot on the back!" ”
"Good!" The corners of Wu Ming's mouth hooked slightly.
"What are you guys playing?" Yan Ruyu asked curiously.
"Have you ever watched football? We're deciding who kicks off! ”
"Then I'll throw ......" After speaking, Zhuge Dachang shouted loudly and threw the green hair in his hand into the air, which was ten meters high......
Is this the legendary power of the Nine Bulls? It's terrifying, he can smash people out of two tubes of nosebleeds with a tampon, right? The yellow-haired gang was so frightened that they were terrified.
It was only a split second to throw a person into the air until he fell, Wu Ming moved, he knocked Zhuge Dachang back a few steps with his shoulder, stretched out his hand to support the green hair, and pressed the unscathed green hair to the ground......
"Sorry, it's positive! Over to you! Wu Ming clapped his hands and said with a smile.
Whether it is speed or strength, this man is better than himself, Zhuge Dachang rubbed his aching shoulders, smiled slightly, and said, "You are a monster!" ”
"Each other, each other!"
These two men, who can stop them with a punch? Yan Ruyu and Feng Wushuang were so surprised that they couldn't close their mouths.
Zhuge Dachang's eyes just swept to the Huangmao gang, and more than a dozen new humans immediately knelt down, crying and shouting to their mother: "Big brother, we were wrong, let us go?" ”
Wu Ming smiled and said, "Do you believe it? He can beat you up so much that you don't even recognize your mother......"
"We believe in ......"
"I don't believe you do!"
Woo, aren't you going to play us to death? A group of new humans wept bitterly.
"Look at your young people, all dressed up strangely, what do you ......look like" Zhuge Dachang had an old-fashioned expression, and said: "Now the men are standing on the left and the women are standing on the right, I want to teach you how to be a man." ”
Swish...... A group of grandsons are as well-behaved as their grandsons, and the left and right of men are clearly distinguished, in other words, what is the lonely one in the middle?
"I, where am I standing?"
"Love...... Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang had a chill, and the two walked in front of a few girls with red and willow green, tsk, they don't look very old, as the saying goes, Lori has three good: easy to push down, easy to push down, easy to push down!
Zhuge Dachang said bitterly: "Young men are not stable enough, they always like to cause trouble, are you willing to follow them?" ”
A few little girls nodded tremblingly!
Wu Ming scolded: "What good do they have? As he spoke, he changed his amiable face and said softly: "Good ha, tonight my uncle will take you to the grove to see the fireflies." ”
Yan Ruyu immediately raised her foot and kicked him, and scolded with a smile: "You big pervert!" ”
"You two, stop playing......" Feng Wushuang sighed, obviously a master among masters, but why is this face so cheap?
"We're not done tonight, how about we find another place to have a drink?" Zhuge Dachang's eyes glowed with a faint green light.
"yes, I haven't had enough yet!" Wu Ming immediately accosted.
"You milk-drinker are not qualified to speak...... Yan Ruyu snorted coldly, then showed a smile, and continued: "Why don't we buy wine and go back to me to drink?" ”
"Fearless, we won't be at work tomorrow anyway!" Feng Wushuang pushed his glasses.
Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang smiled, the night is still long, the dream can continue, and the four of them walked to the parking lot with a smile......
Yan Ruyu kicked Huang Mao before leaving, and said with a loud smile: "It's really comfortable!" ”