Chapter 19: A Blockbuster
"Rely on ......," the two men roared.
When I woke up in the morning, I opened my eyes and saw a big man lying beside me, as long as it was a pure man, I would feel shocked, Wu Ming immediately kicked out, Zhuge Dachang also threw a punch, fists and feet touched, no matter what they were, the two rolled out of bed at the same time, and then got up......
"Why are you in my bed?"
"How could I be in your bed?"
The two men looked at each other on the edge of the bed, and they both felt that the chrysanthemum had an inexplicable fever, shivered, and hurriedly checked it, fortunately, the clothes were still on the body, and there was no discomfort in the body, it seemed that they had not done it or been fucked!
Seeing the other party's cautious physical examination, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang shouted in unison: "Lao Tzu likes women. ”
Taking a breath, Wu Ming scratched the back of his head and asked suspiciously: "I remember that I seem to be drunk, how can I get drunk when I drink milk?" ”
"Yan Ruyu mixed wine into your milk...... Zhuge Dachang smiled, then sighed, and continued: "That Feng Wushuang is really powerful, it's really difficult to get her drunk!" ”
Wu Ming looked at the time and said hurriedly: "Fuck, it's eight twenty o'clock." ”
The two hurriedly washed their faces, Wu Ming rushed into Yan Ruyu's boudoir, picked up the car keys on the dresser and turned around and ran, coming and going like the wind......
Why didn't he kick Miss Ben's ass today? Yan Ruyu opened her eyes suspiciously, and then her face flushed with shame, what am I thinking? ,
Child, I hear your heart's desire, fulfill you!
"Bang ......" The door slammed open again, and Wu Ming rushed in in a hurry, flying up and kicking Miss Yan's buttocks......
"You bastard, if you don't kick Miss Ben for one less day, you're going to die?" Yan Ruyu rubbed her hips angrily and jumped up.
"I always feel like I've forgotten something, and sure enough, I forgot to kick your ass!" Wu Ming showed an expression of sudden realization, and ran out of the door directly after speaking......
"Don't run, you stop me!" Yan Ruyu jumped out of bed barefoot and chased out with a doll......
Feng Wushuang stretched her waist and walked from the room to the balcony, seeing Yan Ruyu and Wu Ming playing in the garden in front of the garage, several black dogs wagging their tails around them to curry favor, she showed a faint smile, in just a few days, this girl seems to have been captured, and the fox began to recover the nature of a wild cat.
Zhuge Dachang, who was reversing, looked back at the moon, and happened to see Feng Wushuang standing on the balcony, and then showed a stunned look, and directly knocked the white wooden fence in the courtyard into the air without paying attention......
This idiot! Feng Wushuang covered her mouth and chuckled, and then realized that she was wearing pajamas, and the skirt had just reached her thighs, it turned out that she had made the stupid person lose her mind, and she roared angrily: "Look at your sister!" ”
With that, she stomped her foot and walked back to the room.
Zhuge Dachang has been in a trance since he came out of the villa, and it can be seen that this is a child trapped by love, and the point is that he is driving......
"Sangui! Brother is in love! Zhuge Dachang's eyes were confused.
"I can see it......" Wu Ming wiped his cold sweat and said, "Please concentrate a little, you are driving." ”
"That pale blue will become the most beautiful color in my memory." Zhuge Dachang recalled something, revealing a foolish smile.
Wu Ming sighed: "It's good that she didn't wear black underwear, if you want your memory to be dark." ”
"Damn!" Zhuge Dachang finally sobered up, and was furious: "You bastard, dare to peek at the scenery under my Feng'er's skirt, are you tired of it?" ”
"You don't seem to have Feng Wushuang's phone, if I don't help you......" Wu Ming smiled and didn't finish his words.
"Sangui! Brother is wrong! ”
"Very good attitude...... Wu Ming praised, and then showed a touch of melancholy, and said: "I handed over the wallet to Yan Xiaozhu just now, and there are still a few thousand yuan in it, which is all my belongings, and I don't even have money for food now." ”
"Just remember, you still have my brother!" Zhuge Dachang looked righteous.
"Thank you, Brother Pig......" Wu Ming looked grateful and said, "How about we go eat lobster tonight?" ”
Zhuge Dachang had a cold sweat on his head, and hurriedly turned his head aside, pretending not to hear, before turning back after a long time, urging: "Hurry up and call you Mazi and help me ask Feng'er's phone number." ”
"Just a phone? Would you like to help you ask about the measurements or something? Wu Ming showed a lewd smile.
Zhuge Dachang said proudly: "Where to ask, according to my visual inspection, Feng'er's figure is very perfect, 34, 24, 32, D cup!" ”
"The ass is a little smaller!"
"Stupid!" Zhuge Dachang looked disdainful and said: "A woman's chest is like a rotten stock, without external factors, it will only shrink, and a woman's waist and hips are like a good stock, with a lot of room for appreciation." ”
Wu Ming's eyes showed worship, and he worshiped Zhuge Dachang as a god, and then asked: "What about the three measurements of Yan Xiaozhu?" ”
"Do you really want me to say it?"
Wu Ming sighed: "I'm mentally prepared, say it!" ”
"32, 23, 38, A cup!"
You are a princess, and the title is Changping, which is really sad! Wu Ming couldn't help but tears of sympathy for Yan Ruyu......
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The employees in the company all nodded when they saw Wu Ming, their faces were sycophant, and their stammering feelings were overflowing, and those single female employees were even more smiling like, and Wu Shao said that these years, those who haven't had a boyfriend in their twenties are either immortals or natural dangers.
A beautiful woman like a natural danger, Wu Ming didn't have the courage to challenge.
After the morning meeting, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, the two difficult brothers, were once again entrusted with the important task by the president, or to clean the toilet, the difference is that this time only the men's toilet is allowed to be cleaned, and the team leader Mark can only rest after passing the acceptance.
The men's toilet and the women's toilet are really worlds apart, the women's toilet is fragrant and pleasant, the men's toilet is stinky, and the chrysanthemum brother pulls the poop on the shore, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang almost vomited stomach acid!
Of course, this is only the first floor, and I don't know what the situation in the other buildings is, in short, the two of them directly picked their sons and slipped back to the sports car to watch Japanese dramas......
"Sangui! How do you feel after reading this? Zhuge Dachang felt that the atmosphere was a little awkward, and hurriedly said something to ease it.
"I want to go up to the twentieth floor now and catch her ass in the cold!"
"Uh...... I support you spiritually! ”
"Is popping chrysanthemum a crime?"
"Count! And the sin is one more serious! ”
"Then I'll mentally blow up her chrysanthemum."
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Wu Ming showed a lewd smile, his eyebrows jumped, and said, "By the way, Brother Pig, what's so interesting about Zhonghai?" ”
Zhuge Dachang showed a sanctimonious expression and said, "I only have Miss Feng Wushuang in my heart now, for her, I want to clean myself and love myself!" ”
"Huh! Isn't that a Suzuki bud? Wu Ming pointed casually.
"Where? Where? Zhuge Dachang hurriedly looked.
Wu Ming squinted at him, revealing disdain: "With your integrity, you still love yourself?" ”
Zhuge Dachang coughed lightly twice and sneered: "It's okay to cheat on the flesh occasionally, as long as you don't cheat mentally!" ”
Wu Ming didn't say anything, middle finger!
Putting down the car seat, the two of them fell asleep leisurely......
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When eating lunch, Wu Ming didn't encounter coldness in the restaurant, lost the fun of flirting with beauties, and lost the beauty of the meal...... It's still delicious.
The first apparatus class in the afternoon, shooting training.
There is only one shooting class a week, of course, the bodyguard cannot be equipped with a gun, but the bad guy may have a gun in his hand, and before the bandit shoots you into a sieve, you have every chance to take the gun from the gangster's hand, so don't you have a gun?
So, shooting training is a compulsory course for bodyguards.
In China, the management of firearms is very strict, and the shooting hall of Anerle Company usually does not have firearms, and only when it is to be used, it will be escorted by military vehicles from the special department, and every gun and ammunition has a detailed record, and the cartridge casings must be confirmed and recovered.
At the shooting range, Wu Ming unexpectedly saw Leng Bingbing, and immediately came up to offer his courtesy: "Mr. Leng, you also come to learn handjob?" ”
Leng Bingbing was expressionless, and treated Wu Ming as air as always.
The instructor who taught shooting was not an instructor from Anerle Company, but a middle-aged soldier, for a whole hour, from the origin and development of the gun, to the use of various firearms, and finally when it came to the Type 54 pistol used in today's shooting, everyone else listened attentively, only Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were drowsy.
It wasn't until he started practicing that Wu Ming came to a little spirit, who knew how to hold the gun, how to aim, how to disassemble and assemble the magazine, how to open the safe, and an hour passed like this.
Finally, it's time to start the live-fire practice, bring earplugs and goggles, the first round of practice, 25-meter fixed target rapid fire, five magazines per person, 40 rounds.
There are a total of twelve target positions in the shooting range, the first target is cold, and Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang are very coincidentally ranked in the second and third target positions.
Begin!
The first gunshot came from Wu Ming, who fired an unbelievable shot, and a light bulb was magically knocked off by him.
The impact was so bad that everything stopped, and the shooting range was silent......
If you don't make a hit, it's a blockbuster!
The middle-aged soldier had a solemn expression: "Please shoot the target, don't shoot the light bulb, thank you!" ”
Wu Ming sneered: "Ahem...... Got it. ”
Soon, the gunfire rang out again, and then it became more and more dense, and the shooting range was filled with a puff of gunsmoke, and Wu Ming was the first to shoot five magazines, followed by Zhuge Dachang.
The gunfire continued, and the two stepped out of their target positions and looked at each other.
"Looks like you're good marksman!" Zhuge Dachang smiled faintly.
"It's okay!" The corners of Wu Ming's mouth hooked slightly.
The middle-aged soldier looked at Wu Ming and the two, and said to himself: These two people are veterans of guns, and the others are in a hurry from shooting to changing the magazine, and these two people are all unloading the clamp with one hand and loading the clip with the other, and the technique is quick and sophisticated, but the gun is as stable as a mountain in one hand, and it is not affected by the recoil at all, but I don't know what their results are.
In the first round, twelve people finished shooting, and when the target moved back, the middle-aged soldier almost popped his eyes out......
Wu Ming shot the target with a square "Ming" character!
Zhuge Dachang shot out the word "Chang"!
It's really a demon! The voice of the people.
No wonder my uncle treats them as treasures, although it's a bit of a child's play, but this kind of marksmanship is really magical, who are they? Leng Bingbing quietly set his eyes on Wu Ming and fell into deep thought......