Chapter 294: Suffering
"Phew"
There was a loud bang.
The two pinched their waists proudly and looked at Liu Laosan with a depressed face.
When he grabbed Lin Fan just now, he touched the large array laid by Lin Fan and was shocked and flew out.
If it weren't for his advanced skills, he might have been injured all of a sudden, but Liu Laosan was just confused and didn't suffer any injuries.
"I can't see it, do you still have two strokes of the way of the kid formation/" Liu Laosan tilted his head and looked at the big formation in front of him.
"Of course, don't look at who I am, the sky is full of martial arts, the skill is superb, it's just a small formation, it's all a piece of cake!" Lin Fan looked at Liu Laosan outside the formation proudly.
Liu Laosan can't break the formation, so he can't help Lin Fan and Zhuo Wenfeng, what do the two of them want to do, they immediately made a grimace at Liu Laosan, all kinds of disgusting Liu Laosan, all kinds of angry Liu Laosan.
"Brother Feng, what are you doing?"
was making a grimace, Lin Fan was pushed, and he asked puzzledly.
Zhuo Wenfeng didn't speak, but just pointed at Liu Laosan.
Lin Fan looked over and saw Liu Laosan standing outside, one palm shining.
The light was so intense, like the sun in the sky, it exuded extremely high temperature, and a strong and incomparable force poured into the palm of his hand, and he was terrified only when he felt it.
Liu Laosan's bearded face showed a very difficult smile, and then, the shiny palm slowly probed into the large array under Lin Fanbu, and an incredible scene appeared.
The big array did not reflect anything, nor did it reject Liu Laosan, but it was one of Liu Laosan's palms. It seemed to penetrate the great array without any barrier. Slowly stretched out.
And the big array that Lin Fan laid out. But as if it had been chiseled through, a flickering, man-sized gap appeared, completely devoid of any defense.
"Whoosh"
Zhuo Wenfeng fled.
There was another swish, and Lin Fan hurriedly fled.
But the two only escaped a certain distance, and they were caught back by Liu Laosan like an eagle catching a chicken, and one of them was caught under the ribs. His oily mountain. But it was on Lin Fan and Zhuo Wenfeng's heads, rubbing them back and forth, and soon, the heads of the two of them exuded a strong crab smell.
"Help?"
Two men shouted.
They struggled, but in vain.
It just alarmed everyone in the Liu Mansion.
They thought that Lin Fan and Zhuo Wenfeng had been caught by Li Tianyi, and hurriedly ran out.
saw that the two of them were not caught by others, but disappeared mysteriously, and Liu Laosan suddenly appeared again.
"Grandpa, why are you back?"
Liu Shiyi looked at Liu Laosan in confusion.
Liu Qingshan and his wife also greeted him. A servant was also busy greeting Liu Laosan who came back.
Pity the two people who were caught by Liu Laosan, but no one cared. was rubbed wantonly by Liu Laosan as a toy, and after a while, the clothes of the two people were covered with black handprints, exuding the same smell of rotten food as Liu Laosan, and they wanted to spit it out when they smelled it.
"The kid out there?"
Liu Laosan glanced at the angry Li Tianyi.
When he came back, Liu Qingshan and the others must be happy, after all, Liu Laosan's skills are quite high.
As soon as Liu Laosan comes back, there will be no danger in the entire Liu Mansion, and the danger alarm can be lifted.
"Their Li family has done so many evil things to our Liu family, just torture and torture him, and then clean him up after a while!"
Liu Laosan didn't plan to clean up Li Tianyi now, but enjoyed it very comfortably.
He just ate the crab and was not satisfied, so he ordered the kitchen to make a few big dishes, and he ate them proudly and satisfied.
Only two apprentices were pitied, Lin Fan and Zhuo Wenfeng.
The two of them were completely used as stools by Liu Laosan, and sat on their bodies.
The vegetable water and oil water flowed to their bodies, and it was treated as a waste, and Liu Laosan ate it with oil, neither using paper towels nor silk cloth, and then wiped it on them.
When Liu Laosan finally ate well, there was no good place on the two of them, there were handprints everywhere, stains everywhere, and even some small broken bones on their heads, mixed with hair.
"Poor, I thought I was wise all my life, so I fell into the hands of the old man!"
"Alas, the same people who have fallen from the end of the world are worthy of being taught by a master, and even suffering is the same."
Lin Fan and Zhuo Wenfeng, that is called a person who wants to cry without tears.
This old man is too bullying, knowing that they have not been used to smelling his body since they were children, and every time they meet, he will torture them, making them stink all over their bodies and their noses unbearable.
"I said a long time ago that the apprentices taught by my Liu Laosan have to be as free and easy as me, and they have to be as unruly as me. Liu Laosan stilted Erlang's leg and said: "Look, how good it is now, don't pretend, and it's not so exquisite, how good!" ”
"Just because you don't have to pay attention to hygiene, doesn't it?"
"That is, not being particular doesn't mean you have to get oily, right?"
Lin Fan and Zhuo Wenfeng retorted weakly, their voices were very small, and it was estimated that they could hear them.
However, it was such a small voice that reached Liu Laosan's ears. He lowered his head, looked at the two apprentices whose faces were green, and said, "What did you just mutter?" Again, I didn't hear that! ”
"I accidentally let out a fart and didn't say anything!" Lin Fan refused to admit it.
Zhuo Wenfeng hurriedly complied and said, "Didn't the old man teach us to be free and easy, we farted just now to show that we are already very free and easy!" ”
"Phew"
Zhuo Wenfeng suffered a violent tremor on his head.
"Who taught you to fart in public to be free?"
Liu Laosan had a straight face, looking like he hated iron but not steel, and said:
"Lao Tzu teaches you to be free and easy, just to tell you a spirit, let you learn the spirit, and don't let you have some surfaces, is farting free and easy? Fart is a manifestation of polluting the public environment and no public morality, you kid still dare to confuse me, see if I don't beat you to death! ”
Liu Laosan was about to beat Zhuo Wenfeng again, and at this moment, a muffled sound came, and a strong smell filled the entire hall. Liu Shiyi, who was watching the excitement, couldn't help laughing, and Liu Qingshan and his wife were also full of smiles. Liu Laosan's face turned red and said:
"It's just that the food is too fragrant, I just ate too much at once, it's not the same thing as those two boys farting, I can't help it, really can't help it?"
Zhuo Wenfeng had a big head, and said with a face full of grievances: "The old man's skill is so high that he can't help it, how can I bear it, why can't I be beaten if I can't help it, and you..."
He didn't continue, because he had already felt a thick chill, and Liu Laosan looked at him with bad intentions. (To be continued......)