Chapter 293: Teasing
Nanhai City, Liu Mansion.
Liu Qingshan, Liu Shiyi, Liu Mu, Lin Fan and Zhuo Wenfeng sat around the dining table in the courtyard.
There are several fragrant dishes on the table, not very expensive, but each one is full of color and flavor.
The family sat happily around the table, preparing to enjoy a big meal that had just come out of the pot, and everyone was happy.
Not far away, there was a different scene.
Overhead, the artillery fire roared, Li Tianyi and the remaining twenty-nine masters in the distance were lined up, and the soldiers standing mightily stood there like javelins, which was very spectacular.
"Dad, the sound of this firecracker is a little quiet, can you make them bigger?"
Liu Shiyi blinked her big black eyes and said very mischievously.
But her eyes looked at Li Tianyi in the distance playfully, and the meaning of provocation was obvious.
"You girl, your father didn't get this cannonball just if he wanted to, if he wants to get it bigger, let your little brother of the Li family put it a little more, their family is rich and powerful, and there is a way!" Liu Qingshan is quite cooperative with Liu Shiyi.
"You, you!"
Li Tianyi was so angry that he smashed an ivory-white table in front of him with a palm, he pointed to a few people in the courtyard, and said through prehistoric teeth: "You wait, I will always accompany you to consume!" ”
"Give me a bang, and they will be restless!" He continued to order.
Liu Shiyi giggled when she heard it, and said proudly: "Li family, thank you, you are really obedient." ”
Li Tianyi was angry and shouted loudly: "Boom, give me a boom." Who told you to stop? ”
"Report!" The commander who commanded. Ran over quickly.
"Say." Li Tianyi's face turned pale.
"Take the instructions of the chief. Order us to rush back to the garrison immediately, otherwise we will be dealt with with military discipline! ”
"What? Didn't you say hello to your chief? What's going on? Li Tianyi was confused, and then said: "Answer your chief's call, I'll talk to him." ”
The chief was very embarrassed and said: "The chief said that he would not answer your call, so as not to be suspected by his superiors, please allow us to return to the station now, otherwise we will not be able to afford it!" ”
"Alas, the firecrackers are gone. I can't eat this meal! ”
Just when Li Tianyi was anxious, Liu Shiyi's voice came again.
He raised his eyes, but saw that Liu Shiyi really put down the chopsticks in his hand very angrily, his lips pursed, and he really regarded their artillery fire as firecrackers, as if he was eating for them.
"Listen to me!"
At this time, the chief's voice also sounded.
I saw that the chief gave the order with a heavy expression. Pull away all the weapons and equipment you brought.
And the soldiers who followed also got into the military vehicles in an orderly manner. In the rumbling whistle, they left the Liu family's one-third of an acre and rushed back to their station.
"Rubbish, a bunch of rubbish!"
Li Tianyi was furious and looked at the departing soldiers with hatred.
The military has people from their Li family, and they are the cronies cultivated by their Li family.
Unexpectedly, when using them, they retreated one by one, and it didn't work at all.
"Answer Uncle Wang's call!"
Soon, he answered Uncle Wang's phone.
It's just that it's okay not to answer, as soon as he answers the phone, his whole heart cools.
Uncle Wang's humble voice as before came from there, and said: "The military has changed, the Li family can no longer use public weapons privately, maybe the national leaders have already made efforts to move the Li family!" ”
"What are you talking about, this is just a small problem on the military side, the Li family is just right now, how can it suddenly not work, I advise you to say less such frustrating words in the future!"
Li Tianyi hung up the phone angrily, his face was very ugly.
Over there, Liu Shiyi was trembling, looking at the angry Li Tianyi narrowly, and said in a weird manner: "The people who fired the cannon are gone, it seems that this meal is inedible, it's really boring, the cannon has been put for two days, and now it suddenly doesn't let go, how can you make people who are used to the sound of cannons live?" ”
"You guys just be complacent, I don't believe you can keep going!"
As soon as Li Tianyi gave an order, the remaining twenty-nine masters surrounded the entire Liu family, and in addition, he mobilized other masters who were guarding in the distance to surround the Liu Mansion together.
He was preparing to fight a protracted war, forcing the people of the Liu Mansion to come out and fight them, and finally annihilate them one by one, so as to achieve their ultimate goal of striking and destroying the people of the Liu Mansion.
In fact, it has been two days since Lin Fan set up a large array and protected the entire Liu Mansion.
In the past two days, this Li Tianyi can be said to have never slept or sleep, and has been leading all the masters to stay outside the Liu Mansion, sending people to deliver food when he is hungry, eating in batches, drinking the mineral water that has been prepared when he is thirsty, and fighting a protracted war of attrition with the entire Liu Mansion.
"Then you go on, let's eat!"
Liu Qingshan and the others began to eat again.
What's even more infuriating is that the crowd of people who have always eaten without making a sound, when they start eating, everyone sighs, as if the people who are guarding outside don't know that they are eating.
What made these masters even more speechless was that Lin Fan also set up a small formation, deliberately amplified the aroma of the food, and then spread it over the entire Liu Mansion, making each of them move their tongues when they smelled this fragrance, wanting to take a bite and satisfy their hunger.
"Here, little plum, there's a bone here!"
Liu Shiyi was holding a bone that had eaten almost the same, but there were still some fine meat foams on the bones, and the rich aroma of meat wafted out, which made people can't help but want to grab it, and Li Tianyi couldn't help but look at it.
However, when he looked at it, the anger rose from the soles of his feet to the door of his head.
I saw that Liu Shiyi recruited a small black earth dog, which is the divine dog called the Chinese pastoral dog, not the cute and petite dog breed with noble blood.
The little earth dog looked at a piece of bone that Liu Shiyi was holding, saliva flowed downward, and his long tongue had already stretched out. Glancing longingly at the bones in her hands. Panting.
"Call one for my aunt and grandmother. We'll give you a generous meal! Liu Shiyi smiled.
"Wangwang"
Unexpectedly, this little earth dog really barked twice.
This voice was well-behaved and likable, and Liu Shiyi smiled at that time.
The bone was thrown lightly, but before it fell, it was bitten into the mouth by the little earth dog that suddenly jumped up.
"Alas, this little plum is still obedient. Unlike some dogs in human skin, they can't be fed well, they have smelled the fragrance of our family's vegetables for two days, and their eyes are still green there! ”
As soon as Liu Shiyi said this, everyone laughed, and they all understood who they were talking about just now.
Li Tianyi in the distance is extremely smart, how can he not know that Liu Shiyi is pointing at the board?
Even though he was angry, there was nothing he could do, after all, the big array that Lin Fan had laid out couldn't even explode the cannonballs. And how could they break it? Unless a formation master is invited, but this is impossible.
Master of formations for many years. It has long been extinct in the rivers and lakes, let alone a master, even a master who knows the way of the formation at all, there is no one, the so-called tiger monkey in the mountains is the overlord, Lin Fan is in this state of arrogance over the entire rivers and lakes at this time, but there is no opponent.
Li Tianyi was so angry that he had nowhere to vent, and he only hoped that this big array would break as soon as possible.
In the past two days, although they have been besieging the Liu Mansion, so that the Liu Mansion family does not dare to enter and exit, according to others, it may be that they have the upper hand, but only they know what the real situation is.
Like this kind of thing just now, which constantly teases the master's sense of taste and disappoints Li Tianyi, this Liu Mansion up and down, from Liu Qingshan, the head of the family, to the invited Filipino maid, is full of irony, which makes them physically and mentally devastated.
That is, only people with strong beliefs like Li Tianyi can endure it, and those whose beliefs are not strong enough have long since collapsed. Among the twenty-nine masters who followed, one of them couldn't stand the all-pervasive destruction of Liu Mansion, and spurted blood wildly, almost hanging here.
If it weren't for the timely treatment of everyone and the delivery of good food, this master would probably be folded here, so it can be seen how terrible this trapped Liu Mansion is.
"Unless an iron will and a devilish faith can sustain these people to stay here in peace." Li Tianyi was quite helpless.
It's not that he used all kinds of means, and even promised to give some people some greater freedom after destroying the Liu family, as well as more money and beautiful women's enjoyment, these people are estimated to be difficult to stay here.
"Brother, this is the crab of Yangcheng Lake, I invited the best chef, you look at this color, and then smell this taste, it should feel good, right? I just saw that you drooled over this dish? ”
Zhuo Wenfeng picked up a plate of crabs, walked not far away, and stood in front of a master outside the formation, luring the master, while Lin Fan was constantly blowing the crab fragrance with his true qi on the side, so as to ensure that the delicacy of the crab could float into the nostrils of this master.
"Goo-dong"
The sound of swallowing saliva came.
Zhuo Wenfeng and Lin Fan glanced at each other and snapped their fingers.
"If you really like it, I'll give you a taste, and by the way, you can taste the chef's craftsmanship to satisfy your taste!" Zhuo Wenfeng stretched out of the big array, revealing a corner.
Suddenly, the fat of the crab and the thick crab fragrance wafted into the nostrils of this master.
His taste buds were so big that he couldn't stand the temptation of delicious food any longer, his stomach was gurgling, he didn't think about anything, and as soon as he stretched out his big hand, he was about to take away the plate of crabs.
"Such a delicious crab, I haven't eaten it yet, old man, how can I cheap him!"
An old voice floated in, and when he saw the crab in his hand, he was intercepted halfway by a big dirty hand.
By the time they reflected, there was only a mass of scum left in the crab, and the speed was so fast that they were astonished.
"Old man?!"
"Old man?!"
Lin Fan and Zhuo Wenfeng's voices rang out at the same time.
They looked at Liu Laosan, who didn't care about the slightest image, and looked stunned.
The one who suddenly appeared to intercept the crab was Liu Laosan, who suddenly appeared, at the moment with oily hands, digging his nostrils, and the other one was picking his teeth, and his mouth was still stirring the crab that had just entered.
"What a!"
The two of them felt a pain in their hearts.
Such a delicious thing was swallowed into the stomach by Liu Laosan.
It is the fattest crab in Yangcheng Lake, big and fat, with tender meat, and a mouthful of oil is full of oil when you eat it.
However, it was such a delicious dish that entered Liu Laosan's stomach in such an uncivilized way.
"Where did the dead old man come from, dare to rob my crab!"
That master could have eaten crabs, but Liu Laosan took the lead, and he was angry and angry.
He didn't think about how Liu Laosan got here, nor did he think that Liu Laosan might be extraordinary, so he grabbed Liu Laosan with a black tiger punch.
His momentum was strong and heavy, and he was full of anger, and he made a tiger sound before he attacked, and his momentum was very amazing, at first glance, he was a master who had been immersed in martial arts for many years, otherwise how could there be such an extraordinary posture.
Zhuo Wenfeng and Lin Fan, who were just watching, didn't worry about Liu Laosan at all, and sighed: "There are so many guys who don't know whether they are dead or alive like flies!" ”
Seeing that Liu Laosan was still completely unconscious, he was picking his teeth crookedly, and when he picked it, he even picked up his feet, I was afraid that his hands were not long enough to reach the meat foam caught between his teeth.
"Alas, it's finally out, it's too deep!"
Liu Laosan screamed and let out a sigh of relief.
At this time, the attacking punch also arrived at Liu Laosan's side, but he saw that Liu Laosan's body did not move, only slightly to one side, and then shook a piece of meat foam that was removed, and shook it casually, and the hand passed through the attacking fist and pinched the master's mouth.
The master screamed in pain, but as soon as his mouth opened, the remaining meat foam in Liu Laosan's hand reached his throat with a loud bang, and then pinched his chin and swallowed it into his stomach.
"Look at your small body, even my old man can't deal with it, and you will be subjected!" Old man Liu explained to the master with great concern.
It's just that this master, his face was flushed, he had already bent down, and he vomited there one after another, and the sound of vomiting was really flattering.
"You two stinky boys have an opinion?"
Seeing Lin Fan and Zhuo Wenfeng's expressions, Liu Laosan stepped forward with his teeth pinched.
Lin Fan and Zhuo Wenfeng, one disliked Liu Laosan's sloppiness more than the other, especially the smell on their bodies.
It was already extremely sour, but now it has the smell of crab and a smell of rotten food, which is even more unbearable.
If it weren't for Liu Laosan as their master, he would have run away a long time ago, where would he still endure Liu Laosan playing tricks there.
"You dead old man, see if I don't kill you!"
Lin Fan and Zhuo Wenfeng hadn't said anything yet, and that master had killed him again.
The two hurriedly fled as if freed, but before they could escape far, there was a whistling sound behind them.
saw that Liu Laosan wiped the master on the spot with a light palm, and then a pair of oily big hands grabbed them with lightning speed. (To be continued......)