The sun is setting, a welcome banquet is being held in a sea-view villa in the hotel, there are nearly 100 men and women combined, there are no guests and distinguished guests, except for Wu Ming and a group of bodyguards, only the staff of the organizer and 20 beauties,

What is beauty, for the definition of beauty, everyone's understanding is different, but for the definition of beauty, the public's understanding is basically the same, that is, the face of the shy flower, the appearance of the closed moon, the ice muscle jade bone willow waist, the chest is convex and the buttocks are white and the thighs are white,

Whether it's Miss Bikini, or what Miss Huaxia, Miss World, Miss Solar System, in short, they are all a kind of beauty pageant, since it is a beauty pageant, then the appearance should be very important, so what's going on with these ribs in front of you,

These one-in-a-hundred beauties are completely out of line with Wu Ming's appetite, making him feel disappointed, almost all of them are above 175 cm tall, and they are very tall, but they all have no breasts, no buttocks, and they are as thin as bamboo poles, just like refugees from Ethiopia,

Do the judges' eyes make the mushy, it is strange that these flat-chested girls look good in underwear, the underwear model in Wu Ming's imagination is the kind of stunner with big breasts and round hips, and undulating when walking with kitten steps, not the bean sprouts in front of him that are blown by the wind and hugging the electric pole,

Even if the figure is poor, Yan Xiaozhu's figure is not bad, but she still has a face that supports the façade of the country and the city, and these girls in front of her, who have been carefully selected by the judges, look like they are produced by a manufacturer.

Xiao fresh is to describe an external temperament, usually use temperament to describe women, then she will not be too beautiful, if these girls take off their makeup, walking on the street almost no men look back at the second look, the only thing they look good is snow-white long legs,

In these years, regardless of whether it is a male model, a female model, a car model, an underwear model, a pants model, a model worker, etc., etc., there seems to be an unwritten criterion, that is, to choose tall, Wu Ming doesn't understand this very well, why is this,

Tall figure, may be a relatively wider choice of clothing, hanger figure refers to tall people, however, not all hangers hang clothes look good, tall dominatrix wearing a beautiful wedding dress, will only be doubly scary,

Does underwear models have anything to do with height, why do you have to choose tall people, can a cup reflect the beauty of underwear, it is really a group of brain-dead judges, after Wu Ming, who was very happy, walked to the verandah of the villa with a glass of juice, and happened to see Su Qian who was tasting wine alone,

He also saw Wu Ming, the two nodded to each other, Wu Ming walked to his side, and asked faintly, "Is your company a little tight on funds?" ”

Su Qian glanced sideways at Wu Ming and said with a light smile: "No, why do you ask that." ”

Wu Ming raised his eyebrows and said, "Then why can't you even afford to invite a better judge." ”

"Judges." Su Qian subconsciously replied: "We have a very professional review team, so we don't need to be invited." ”

Wu Ming turned around and pouted at the villa, and asked in surprise: "Could it be that the girls in it are all picked by others." ”

"What do you say?"

Wu Mingyu said with a hint of sarcasm: "If it wasn't for someone else to pick the rest, it means that your judges are all dizzy, these girls are more ordinary than the other, whether they are in shape or appearance, if they fall down on the street, they may not have a man to help them." ”

Su Qian shook his head and explained with a smile: "You may not know enough about our evaluation criteria, we select a girl, appearance is not the most important thing, we pay more attention to their temperament and special talents." ”

"But versatile girls are often not pretty."

"Huh...... We don't need empty vases. ”

Wu Ming said angrily: "Isn't it good to put a vase on the table, at least it makes people feel pleasing to the eye, it's better than putting a finely carved urinal, it makes people lose their appetite when they see it." ”

Su Qian showed a look of disapproval, and said loudly: "Some things can't just look at the surface, we should pay more attention to its connotation." ”

Wu Ming snorted: "I don't know what the connotation is not, I only know that the short beauties with round and jade pearls look better in underwear than these tall ribs." ”

Su Qian said noncommittally and softly: "We should use an artistic eye to look at the beauty that emanates from the inside out, instead of looking at the flashy surface beauty with a shallow gaze." ”

"I think beauty is to make people feel good for the first time, few people have the patience to dig out what inner beauty, since it is a beauty pageant, the first condition is a beautiful appearance......" Wu Ming head is the beginning of a tirade, "What temperament and talent do you pay attention to is simply putting the cart before the horse, if it is ancient times, who dares to choose a girl with this posture to enter the palace, and the head will fall to the ground immediately." ”

Su Qian sighed and said, "They weren't so bad. ”

Wu Ming drank the drink in one gulp, and after burping, he said seriously: "They are really not bad, but they are too ordinary, if they are not labeled as beauty pageants, then it is nothing, once they are labeled as beauty pageants, their appearance will definitely cause a voice of doubt, how can you make these girls who have just come out of the campus embarrassed." ”

After being silent for a while, Su Qian smiled bitterly: "If you look at them with a man's eyes, I can understand your words." ”

"Then why not choose some beautiful women with big breasts and round hips."

Su Qian showed a touch of gloom, and said weakly: "There is no question, the theme of our Miss Bikini this time is 'Towards maturity', the contestants are all selected students from major universities, but there are too few people who sign up, but after the audition and the preliminary round, there are only twenty people left, and they are already the best conditions." ”

Wu Ming said hesitantly: "How will you compete in the future, what are the best temperament, best talent, best photogenic and other messy awards after the top three, almost everyone can get an award, so it's better to give them one award now, and break up directly." ”

Su Qian rolled his eyes and said, "We are currently planning to shoot some location promotional videos first, and then step up the second round of auditions. ”

"By the way, don't go to the Academy of Engineering to pick people in the next audition."

"I know now."

The two looked at each other and smiled, turned around and walked back to the villa, as soon as they entered the door, Zhuge Dachang greeted him and shouted: "Where have you been, it's really boring here, let's go and have some fun." ”

Fun, Wu Ming smiled, squeezed Su Qian's shoulder, and whispered: "Do you want to come with us to open your eyes and see what a bikini beauty is." After speaking, he showed a tacit look,

Su Qian's face flushed slightly, and he said forgively: "This ...... This one...... Ahem, if it's convenient, I'd like to go and observe and learn some experience. ”

As long as you are willing to tear off the mask of hypocrisy, the men's faces are almost the same, and the three like-minded men walked out of the villa side by side,

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After a little queen, the brother sent Wu Ming and the three of them to the door of a large massage and beauty salon, the so-called Chunjiang plumbing duck prophet, with a man's intuition, Wu Ming saw at a glance that the water in this massage parlor was very deep, but there was a little problem, the entire building of the beauty salon was built with a construction frame,

Although it is hanging a sign of normal business, this massage parlor is obviously in a state of decoration, Zhuge Dachang patted Wu Ming's shoulder and said with a dry smile: "This one seems to be being renovated, let's change it." ”

Wu Ming pointed to the sign outside the door of the massage parlor and whispered, "But it's still open for business." ”

The corners of Zhuge Dachang's mouth twitched twice, and he said with a wry smile: "Even if it is open normally, we can walk in normally, what if we can't come out normally." ”

"yes, yes." Su Qian nodded like a chicken pecking rice, "Safety first, let's change places." ”

"But my brother said this is the best one in the neighborhood."

Just as they hesitated and were about to turn around and leave, a beautiful woman walked out of the store, she stretched her waist, and her huge boobs instantly stuck the eyes of the three men.

Seeing the stupid Wu Ming and the three of them, she showed a coquettish smile, beckoned, and shouted, "A few bosses, come in and push some oil." ”

The head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the oil cannot be pushed, the three men showed a trace of righteous indignation, and walked into the massage parlor with their heads held high.

When I entered the door, I saw a lot of scantily clad women sitting on the sofa in the front hall, among which there were many beautiful women with good posture and hot figures.

Just when the three of them were trying beauty, the middle-aged man sitting on the stage received a phone call, he immediately pulled down the electric switch, the room was suddenly dark, and instantly lit up again, after repeating it twice, a group of girls all jumped up in shock, and rushed to the back door in a panic,

Wu Ming and the three of them froze slightly, and immediately guessed what was going on, and hurriedly ran to the back door, scolding in their hearts, it's really declining,

But the girl who rushed to the back door quickly ran back, a natural girl crashed into Wu Ming's arms, Wu Ming took advantage of the situation to hug her waist, and then saw a police officer walking in at the back door, and when she looked back, there were also police officers at the front door, sandwiched between the two loaves, and there was nowhere to escape,

The leading policeman shouted: "Don't move, your fire safety here is not up to standard, the above has ordered you to suspend business for rectification, I heard that someone reported that you are still in business, we are here to check the potential safety hazards." ”

The three dog men and a group of dog women breathed a sigh of relief when they heard this, and the luck they had raised was quickly shattered, and the leading policeman snorted coldly and continued: "But in addition to the safety hazards here, other problems are more serious. ”

The leading policeman made a phone call, and in less than ten minutes, the shrill siren sounded from far and near, Su Qian kept sweating coldly, Wu Minglou was delicate and natural, and whispered: "Sister, is it the first time you have been arrested?" ”

Naturally, he showed a coquettish expression, and nodded stupidly: "Hmm." ”

Wu Ming grinned and said: "Brother has experience in this kind of thing, as long as you tell me what your name is, I will take care of you." ”

"I ...... Ding Zhenyuan. ”

Wu Ming's hands slid onto her hips, and his eyes were confused: "It seems that you are not deceiving, your cheeks are really round." ”

"Don't whisper."

Soon, the bus that picked up the guests came to the door of the massage parlor, Wu Ming and a large group of girls got into the police car, the three of them lamented in their hearts, sure enough, they walked in normally, but they couldn't come out normally.