…… Last night's Esplanade was a great show, with two seven-and-a-half-year-old ducks miraculously putting on a Jedi counterattack...... Several old women who have lost their appearance have been pretending to be rich women for a long time to seduce ducklings who are not deeply involved in the world, waiting for opportunities to steal their kidneys, and have repeatedly succeeded...... What awaits this group of female demons will be severely punished by the law, and then they will use their old ass to sit through the prison......

This is an excerpt from an excerpt from an article that makes people spray rice, from the headline of the latest issue of Zhonghai's "Interesting Essays and Miscellaneous Conversations", since the morning, the radio and television stations of major newspapers in Zhonghai have successively reported a creepy news, that is, the news about the kidney stealing demon was arrested,

In order to stabilize the people's minds, the police subsequently confirmed the reliability of the news and announced that all the members of the frenzied criminal gang had been arrested.

Compared with national events, small citizens pay more attention to this kind of criminal news, and the matter of stealing the kidney demon immediately spread in Zhonghai, and people can be heard talking about it in the streets and alleys.

Even if it's just a trivial matter, as long as under the influence of public opinion, a bun is enough to attract a bloody case, public opinion is very terrible, the effect is like Mr. Cang taking off his little underwear and throwing it into the otaku group, it is easy to cause a river of blood and corpses all over the field, which is terrifying.

It's just that they stole a few kidneys by illegal means and sold them, so that a few little white faces who rely on their kidneys to eat are facing unemployment, but public opinion has already described a group of criminals as demons, as if they have committed heinous crimes.

In fact, this can't be blamed on the public's extreme thinking, no matter who it is, if one day you go out to socialize and drink too much, and then wake up to find that a kidney is missing, this is really terrible, even just thinking about it makes people shudder,

"This kind of person should be pulled and shot."

"yes, it's horrible, is that different from killing."

"However, those two who eat soft rice are really good."

On the bus, a group of rookie bodyguards were talking about the news they heard in the morning, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang's expressions were like stones in a pit, their mood was not very beautiful, and they caused a commotion instead of violence, and no one would be happy.

Eat soft rice, duck, it's really harsh,

They went to the police station last night, and after revealing their identities, they didn't even have to make a record to come out, of course, the benefits were not reaped, Zhuge Dachang asked about the bounty with a thick old face, and the director made it clear that there was no bonus, and after solving the case, they would be given a pennant of police-people cooperation,

What is the use of the pennant except for piercing the eyes, it is better to send a portrait of Sister Feng, at least it can be hung at the door of the house to ward off evil spirits,

Seeing that a group of rookie bodyguards were discussing the topic of ducks more and more enthusiastically, Zhuge Dachang couldn't hold his breath anymore, and yelled angrily: "Be quiet for Lao Tzu, we are bodyguards, don't be like a long-tongued woman, don't be finished, pay attention to quality." ”

The twenty rookie bodyguards were startled, immediately shut up, and secretly glanced at Zhuge Dachang, Wu Ming showed a smile on his face, the bus went out of the gate of Anerle Company, he turned his head to look out the window, and just saw Leng Bingbing driving back from outside,

Leng Bingbing is a very enterprising woman, like to do things by herself, since the birthday banquet returned, Wu Ming has not met her, she is busy with the fitness center, and so on after the swimming pool is built, Anerle company will build a health and fitness center open to the outside world around the existing facilities,

In addition, the vacant floor of the company building will be used to build a security training center, the nature of the work of the security guard and the bodyguard is almost the same, the bodyguard is the evolution of the security guard, their biggest difference is that the monthly salary of the bodyguard can buy a car, and the monthly salary of the security guard can only buy a car.

"You all listen to me......"

Wu Ming came back to his senses and saw that the high-spirited Zhuge Dachang was giving a class to a group of rookie bodyguards, he couldn't help but shake his head, in fact, the captain of this mission was him, and Zhuge Dachang was the deputy team.

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At twelve o'clock at noon, Wu Ming and his entourage got on the plane on time, although the company booked air tickets are economy class, but he has acquaintances with Zhuge Dachang, and he was upgraded to business class, they will fly to Sanya to meet with the people of Tianlan Chuanmou, and the specific matters of the task are arranged by the person in charge of the organizer.

There are fewer first-class passengers and more stewardesses, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were originally more honest, after all, they are all grass on the edge of the nest, their sanctimonious expressions only lasted for a few minutes, and after a beautiful stewardess leaned over with her back to them and pouted her round buttocks, they immediately couldn't remember what their surnames were,

Wu Ming had a problem with the seat in front of Zhuge Dachang, and he couldn't lie down, two stewardesses were dealing with it, one of the stewardesses was kneeling on the carpet, her buttocks were almost up to the sky, and the two perverts behind her were boiling with blood,

Zhuge Dachang came to Wu Ming's side, with a lewd smile on his face, and whispered, "How is this buttocks." ”

Wu Ming raised his eyebrows and said softly: "Round, warped, played." ”

Zhuge Dachang swallowed a mouthful of saliva and sighed: "If you go back to three hundred years ago, those who get this butt can win the world." ”

Wu Ming blinked and whispered, "Believe it or not, I touch her ass casually, but she can't do anything to me." ”

Zhuge Dachang exclaimed: "How is it possible. ”

"Dinner."

"Deal."

"Smack." Wu Ming leaned forward, raised his hand and slapped it on the stewardess's buttocks, and exclaimed in surprise: "You are a little bee." ”

The stewardess stood up with her buttocks and turned around, suppressing her anger and saying coldly, "What do you mean." ”

Wu Mingqi stepped forward and grabbed her shoulders, and said excitedly: "Little bee, don't you remember me, I'm your little Brother Wu Bai." ”

"What little Brother Wu Bai." The stewardess took Wu Ming's hand, and doubts appeared in her eyes,

Wu Ming showed a look of deep remembrance and asked: "Do you really remember me, we used to sing together when we were in school, because my voice was like Wu Bai, everyone called me Little Wu Bai, and everyone said that you were my half, so they all called you Little Two Hundred and Five." ”

The stewardess said indignantly: "I'm not a little two hundred and five, you recognize the wrong person." ”

"How could I have confessed my mistake?" Wu Ming touched her buttocks again as he spoke, and said loudly: "Because of your buttocks, everyone calls you Little Bee, I won't admit it." ”

"You...... You ......"

Wu Ming said affectionately: "Little bee." ”

"You...... You really recognize the wrong person......" The flight attendant turned around and ran away with a red face, "I'm really not a little bee, don't follow me." ”

After the flight attendant fled, Wu Ming sat back in his seat with a smile, Zhuge Dachang showed a look of admiration, and sighed in a low voice: "It's really difficult to find someone more shameless than you." ”

Wu Ming smiled and said, "When I arrive in Sanya, I want to eat the freshest lobster." ”

At this moment, a stewardess's swaying buttocks walked past Zhuge Dachang, he showed a cheap smile, reached out to touch people's buttocks, and shouted in surprise Little Bee, soon, several flight attendants took Zhuge Dachang away, and did not release him until he got off the plane.

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At half past three in the afternoon, at Sanya Airport, more than 20 burly men, dressed in uniform black suits, all wearing sunglasses, Wu Ming and his entourage walked through the airport hall, attracting frequent sideways glances from the surrounding passengers.

"Sangui, why is it okay for you to touch someone's buttocks, but if you touch it, you will be caught." Zhuge Dachang was still worried about the plane, "If it weren't for Lao Tzu who could speak, he would have almost been twisted to the police station by them." ”

"You can't act."

"I'm going to be worse than you." Zhuge Dachang said unconvinced: "I successfully played a good show last night. ”

Wu Ming shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "It may be that you have an ugly face." ”

Zhuge Dachang laughed and scolded: "Damn, you kid wants to mop the floor with his face, right?" ”

While the two of them were talking, a woman with glasses walked up to them and asked politely, "Excuse me, excuse me, are you bodyguards from Zhonghai?" ”

Looking at the name card in the woman's hand, Wu Ming nodded and said with a smile: "I am Wu Ming, hello." ”

"Hello, I'm Vice President Su's secretary, I've been waiting for you for a long time......" The woman made an inviting gesture and said, "The car is ready, you come with me." ”

Out of the airport, Wu Ming and his entourage got on the bus, and there was a female tour guide on the bus, she gave Wu Ming and others a detailed introduction to several scenic spots in Sanya along the way, in addition, she also introduced the local cultural customs and some tourist shopping information.

The end of the world is a famous tourist attraction in Sanya, the legend has a pair of infatuated men and women from two feuding families, they swore that whether it is to the end of the world, or the cape will always be together, in the pursuit and persecution of the family, they both jumped into the sea, and finally turned into two boulders, descendants in order to commemorate their loyal love story, on the stone carved 'the end of the world',

More than an hour later, the bus came to the seaside resort near the end of the world, Wu Ming and his entourage just got off the bus, a handsome young man led a few old men to greet him, and the female secretary who picked up the airport pointed casually and introduced Wu Ming: "This is our vice president Su, the person in charge of this event." ”

Wu Ming strode up, put the leading young man aside, grabbed the hand of an old man next to him, and said enthusiastically: "Vice President Su, hello, hello." ”

The handsome young man rolled his eyes, and the old man showed an embarrassed expression, pointed at the young man and said, "This is our Vice President Su." ”

Wu Mingleng paused, glanced at the young man, scratched his head, and said with a dry smile: "I'm sorry Vice President Su, I didn't expect you to be so young." ”

The handsome young man stretched out his hand generously and said with a smile: "I will take this as a compliment, hello, I am Su Qian." ”

Wu Ming stretched out his hand and shook it with him, and said, "Hello, I'm Wu Ming, I will lead the team on this mission, and you can tell me if you have something." ”

Su Qian said softly: "I can't talk about orders, let's go, if there is something to go back to the hotel to eat and talk." ”

After walking a few steps, Wu Ming squeezed Su Qian's shoulder and asked in a low voice: "You became the vice president of a large company at such a young age, wouldn't you be sending red envelopes through the back door?" ”

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"Just kidding, kidding, haha......"

Everyone talked and laughed with each other, and slowly walked into the luxurious hotel building.