Chapter 45: The Birthday Banquet (Part II)

In the west wing hall of the old mansion of the Mo family, the floor of the room is covered with soft cushions, and there are a row of weapon shelves and a few human-shaped wooden stakes, it can be seen that this is a place to practice martial arts, looking around the room, you can see that there is a wooden plaque hanging on one of the walls, on which more than a dozen door rules are written, in addition, there are also a lot of martial arts slogans on the wall.

Self-cultivation, martial arts and virtue.

The purpose of practicing martial arts itself is not to kill, but to eliminate violence, peace and goodness, and to uphold justice, to put it more loftyly, for the rejuvenation of the nation, and for the rise of China.

As the saying goes: no matter how high the kung fu is, it can't beat the watermelon knife.

Even if you practice to walk in the snow without a trace, a gold bra, and an iron crotch, you still can't dodge bullets and can't block sulfuric acid, so now no one is willing to practice martial arts, and there are fewer and fewer people who practice martial arts!

Don't talk about it far away, let's just say that the Mo family, who is knowledgeable, is a martial arts master in Moxi Valley, but none of his children and grandchildren are martial arts practitioners, and several descendants of the same clan have only learned some fur, and there is a term tailor-made for them: three-legged cat!

Ten shape boxing refers to the tiger, crane, dragon, snake, monkey, eagle, bear, lion, horse, leopard, belongs to the Hongquan branch, Leng Zhenyue is the big disciple of Moxi Valley, good at dragon shape and crane shape, the dragon is soft, pay attention to the four or two dial a thousand catties, the crane is skillful, pay attention to the surprise win.

There are many martial arts master-level figures who come to congratulate Moxi Valley on his birthday, mainly divided into two major factions, the southern fist and the northern leg, when a group of martial arts experts get together, martial arts becomes the subject of their discussion and research.

Is the hand more powerful? Or are your feet stronger? The damage effect of 'Immortal Peach Picking' and 'Flirting Feet' is the same, but which is more powerful? This requires a good discussion, discussion, research, research.

After eating a hearty breakfast, dozens of people from various sects gathered in the martial arts training hall, sat on the ground, and prepared to hold the annual martial arts conference, because the location was in Shennong Mountain, after the title, the beautiful name said: Shennong Mountain on the sword.

The landlord Moxi Valley 'posted': What is the purpose of our martial arts practice?

Leng Zhenyue on the first floor sighed with emotion: Of course, it is for physical fitness!

Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang rolled their eyes like-mindedly and strengthened their bodies? Pull it down! No matter how you look at the purpose of this cold old man's martial arts, it seems to be to fight fiercely and show off his might.

The building is getting higher and higher, and the answer is becoming more and more unreliable......

Zhuge Dachang on the 37th floor: Save the people from fire and water!

Wu Ming on the 38th floor: Save the earth!

Wow! Whose child is this? It is ...... to have such a lofty ideological consciousness It's so hypocritical and shameless.

In fact, their words are still reserved, Zhuge Dachang's 'Wanmin' refers to thousands of beautiful women, and Wu Ming only wants to save all the beauties on the earth.

If you let others know the deeper meaning of their words, you don't know how to feel? Is it vomiting three liters of blood? Or four liters?

After a pretended discussion for a while, the nature of the person who practiced martial arts was revealed.

The elders are hindered by their status and status, and they are not good at using their hands and feet, and it is the juniors who do it, and each family sends representatives.

Looking at a group of young people enthusiastically signing up, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were unmoved, they were still participating in the 'Shennong Mountain Sword' for the first time, I don't know what the so-called color head is, in case there are only three melons and two dates, it is really thankless.

Something that is not proportional to the reward is given, who to love!

Seeing that the two beloved disciples did not react, Leng Zhenyue couldn't sit still, pulled out of the middle of the group of old men and came to them, and said hurriedly: "Why don't you participate?" ”

"Why are we participating?"

"Then it's up to you......" Leng Zhenyue turned around with his hand and added lightly: "The lottery head is made up by us old men, although it is not much, but the first place should have a bonus of 500,000 yuan!" ”

Half a million? It is more than the prize money of the regular competition, and it is almost the same as the prize money of the underground black boxing competition, it should be enough to buy Yan Xiaozhu a diamond necklace that she likes, Wu Ming nodded, okay! The bonus was accepted.

It costs a dollar to carry a box of underwear at the dock, and it takes 500,000 boxes to earn 500,000 oceans, and a box of 96 boxes of underwear, a box of two, how many pairs of underwear do you have to carry?

Zhuge Dachang stretched out ten fingers, and the result was 'a lot, a lot', this bonus must be won, and then invite Feng Wushuang to drink 83-year-old red wine, and he will not be afraid of running out of money to settle the bill.

These days, it's hard for a man who wants to raise a princess! It's all tears......

The two of them hurriedly got up and asked the 'main committee' to sign up, Leng Zhenyue secretly showed a smug smile, these two greedy boys, sure enough, only real money can impress them.

Don't look at it as just a private martial arts competition, there are a lot of rules, the competition can only be stopped at the point, you can't deliberately hurt people, you can't attack with elbows and knees, you can't attack vital parts......

There are more than 30 young people who have signed up for the competition, and there are several 'young people' who are in their forties, no matter how you look at it, they don't look like juniors, 500,000 is not a small number, who is not impressed? So much money can be used to stone people to death, if it is replaced with a steel hammer!

In other words, if anyone goes to the bank to deposit money with 500,000 steel hammers, he can immediately close the bank and serve you alone, which is really a face-saving thing, of course, after saving the money, you will also enter the bank's blacklist.

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The competition adopts a knockout system, and after the fight, it directly enters the top 16, the top eight, and the top four, because the number of people exceeds the standard, there will be byes, so luck is also a very important part.

Do a good job in the battle ranking, one vote of contestants began to draw lots, Wu Ming drew No. 32, Zhuge Dachang drew No. 1, and they directly encountered the person they were most unwilling to face in the first round......

It's the other party!

Depend on! Why is he so unlucky, Leng Zhenyue wants to cry without tears, and there will be one less right-hand man with high hopes, so he wants to hang the junior brother in charge of the ranking on the beam of the house, and pull out a striped pattern with postmodernist beauty.

In the first competition, No. 1 Zhuge Dachang vs. No. 32 Wu Ming, the difficult brothers and brothers met directly, and one of them will be eliminated.

"I really want to have a real fight with you...... Zhuge Dachang sighed and said with a wry smile: "It's not now." ”

The first place is 500,000, the second place is 300,000, if the two can win the first or second place, it is indeed a great joy for all, Wu Ming touched his nose, what now?

"Hit? Why not do it? ”

"Don't waste time."

The two stood in the center of the room, but they didn't move, and the onlookers made disgruntled voices......

Wu Ming said helplessly: "I don't want to punch him." ”

Zhuge Dachang shrugged his shoulders and said, "Then I'll abstain!" ”

"Wait......" Wu Ming turned his head to a group of old men who acted as referees, and chuckled, "Can we fight in a group if we want to?" I beat thirty-six of them at the same time with Brother Pig, weed them out together, and finally I fought him again."

As soon as these words came out, the scene was in an uproar!

What an arrogant tone, thinking that others are muddy? Almost all of the young people scoffed, but they had no say, and it was up to a few old men to decide what to decide.

Feng Qiwu smiled and said, "They may really have this strength." ”

Not wanting to extinguish his own prestige, Leng Zhenyue spoke out to support his disciple, "Hmph! It's not possible, but definitely has the strength! ”

"This year is really interesting, the rules are set by people, and they are also changed by people......" Moxigu, who had been closing his eyes and recuperating, opened his eyes and said with a smile: "This year, let them do what they want!" ”

"Since Mo Laodu said so...... an old man smiled, looked at a group of young people, and continued: "If you are not convinced, go and try it first!" Let's see if you eliminate them, or if you are eliminated by others. ”

Wu Ming walked up to Zhuge Dachang and said with a smile: "One person fights eighteen, no problem, right?" ”

Zhuge Dachang glanced at Feng Tianming, coughed lightly, and said, "As long as it's not eighteen, it's the same as him." ”

Wu Ming showed an evil smile, leaned his back against Zhuge Dachang, and said, "It's okay to hand over my back to you, right?" ”

"Of course!"

"I won't let people explode your chrysanthemum!"

A smile flashed in Zhuge Dachang's eyes, and he said, "If I have a sister, I really can't help but want to introduce it to you." ”

", just like you, can your sister see anyone?"

"Damn! I don't know how to lift! ”

Those who have been through the window together are not as good as those who have carried guns together, and those who have carried guns together are not as good as those who have carried guns together......

If you want to find a brother who can deliver the back, you must pay enough trust and have the courage to hand over the first time to him, if you don't even have this point, then you may not be able to find a brother who can live and die together in your life.

Bravely handing over your back to a man may get a sincere brotherhood, and of course, it is also possible to gain a friendship.

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Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang stood back to back for a while, a group of young people, you look at me, I look at you, but no one is on, the main thing is that it is not glorious to win the group fight, and if you lose, you will lose the dead.

Wu Ming released a 'group mockery' skill, "No one came up!" It seems that he is afraid of us. ”

Zhuge Dachang showed an under-pumping expression, sighed, and said mockingly: "Is there too many of us?" Or shall we go down alone? ”

"Damn! I really thought I was afraid of you! Brothers, go on, teach them a lesson. ”

Finally, someone couldn't help jumping out, with the leading brother, soon there was a second, a third, the current rules allow more than thirty people to go together, but unfortunately the space is limited, and there are only eight people who finally stand in front of Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang.

Eight people gathered in a circle, staring at Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, no one dared to make a rash move, and dared to say that one person beat eighteen martial arts masters, there are only two kinds of people, one is often used to clamp the head with the door, and the other is the one who uses the door to clamp the head of others, and has absolute strength.

Wu Ming hooked his fingers and said with a smile: "Glaring at people won't get pregnant?" There will be no internal injuries! ”

A black strong brother rushed towards Wu Ming with a loud roar, and attacked Wu Ming's chest with a standard 'Black Tiger Heart'......

Without any fancy moves, Wu Ming yawned and kicked him out with a kick! This trick is the trick he has used the most recently, and he practiced it with Yan Ruyu's pretty buttocks: kick your ass!

Martial arts in the world, only fast is not broken, whether it is Xiao Li's mother's flying knife, or the silver-like pewter spear head of the Ximen official, just one word, fast!

The old man sitting on the ground stood up several times at once, showing a shocked face, a quick kick!

Feng Tianming stared at Wu Ming, clenched his fists, and finally saw this man make a move, it was as fast as lightning, looking at his expression, this kick didn't use his best at all, what a terrible man this is!

Leng Zhenyue was so excited that his face was flushed, he was looked down at and ridiculed for ten years, and the disciples he brought every year were always beaten back by people, and this year he finally turned over, he waved his hand excitedly and shouted: "Good job, kick them away for Lao Tzu, kick them all away!" ”

Wu Ming touched his nose, looked at a few cramped and restless young people, and said with a smile: "Don't make a move yet?" We won't leave you a chance. ”

This stimulus, except for one who has just gotten up, seven people attack Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang with different moves, and they will also cooperate with each other and cover each other.

Before the attacker approached Wu Ming, he had already been kicked away, and Zhuge Dachang didn't take other people's attacks seriously at all, they were all hard-hitting, like a wild bull, whoever wanted to punch him would knock him away.

The gorgeous moves were all floating clouds in the face of absolute strength, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang completely exploded them with overwhelming strength, and a wailing person fell on the ground, and it only took a minute......

Demons!

The old men watching the battle were dumbfounded, and the eight proud disciples couldn't even stop a punch or a kick.