The sky is getting dark, and on a simple stage, the troupe that Mo Xiyan specially invited back to the city is performing, and changing his face is faster than turning a book, which is an indispensable characteristic performance of Sichuan Opera.

Change, change, change!

Insiders watch the doorway, laymen watch the excitement, and the children who feel surprised applaud excitedly, and the old people, although they know the secret of changing their faces, still show an enthusiastic expression, and only the young people feel bored.

What's so nice about this, if a woman puts on smoky makeup and spits on her face, she can conjure up eighteen faces.

After playing until the mobile phone ran out of battery, Wu Ming, who was sitting in the audience, raised his head and pouted: "What a boring performance!" ”

Zhuge Dachang yawned and said, "Yes! Can't you find a beautiful woman to perform and change her underwear? That's definitely a lot better than changing your face! ”

Leng Zhenyue coughed lightly, his eyes widened, and said, "This is a regular song and dance troupe, only singing and dancing acrobatics and cross talk magic, not those messy performances. ”

Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang just wanted to get up, the stage lights dimmed, the energetic music sounded, and more than a dozen girls in vests and hot pants came to the stage, their thighs were dazzlingly white, it didn't matter if they danced well or not, the key was that their thighs were good-looking......

There are snow-white thighs to see, and the two men are finally energetic.

The old-fashioned and old-fashioned old people were more disgusted with these coolly dressed girls, and they were all polite and sanctimonious, among which Leng Zhenyue reacted the most intensely, constantly chattering about immorality or something, but he stared at the girl on the stage and couldn't take his eyes off it.

As soon as the hot hip-hop dance performance was over, Wu Ming stood up......

"Where are you going?"

"The girls dance so hard, I'll go backstage to comfort them."

Zhuge Dachang also hurriedly stood up and said, "I'll go with you!" Well! We're also half masters, so we should show it. ”

For the two beloved disciples and godson, Leng Zhenyue was completely speechless, if the women in this world died, how could they live?

The actors of the troupe put on makeup and changed clothes in two makeshift tents, all of them were guarded, refusing to enter non-staff, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang used clever words, and tried their best, but they still failed to enter the tent where the actresses made up and changed clothes, and the plan to fish in troubled waters was tragically Waterloo.

The two returned to the stage in a gloomy manner, just in time for tonight's finale, the female solo, the flesh-and-bullet beauty who sang was a little singer, who was invited back by the Mo family at a great price, and was a little famous in Huaxia.

"This woman I saw on TV, isn't this the xxx?" Wu Ming looked excited, but he couldn't remember people's names.

"Yes, that's the xxx, the real person is more beautiful than on TV." Zhuge Dachang also didn't know people's names.

Back to back, sit on the floor......

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The only romantic thing I can think of is to go to prison with you until you are too old to go anywhere, and you are still thinking about running away with me......

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This is a widely sung and popular old song 'The Most Romantic Thing', but the scene was full of voices, and the vague lyrics entered Wu Ming's ears and completely changed the taste......

Disaster!

is worthy of being a professional singer, singing ......

No one paid attention, anyway, the boobs grew very well, and the flesh bullet beauty was very good at inciting the atmosphere, she ignited the enthusiasm of the man, and the cheers of the men on the scene were higher and higher......

Brothers with daughters-in-law dare to shout 'I love you', of course, go back to the washboard tonight is kneeling, I heard that kneeling remote control is now popular? A slap in the face?

Predictably, it's going to be a sleepless night!

A group of excited animals were fascinated by the flesh bullet beauties, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang seemed much calmer at this time, after seeing too much Yan Ruyu and Leng Bingbing's two demon-level beauties, now they have more or less resistance to the beauties.

If Yan Ruyu and Leng Bingbing can score nine points, then this flesh bomb beauty can score seven points at most.

It's a pity that Yan Xiaozhu's breasts are a little smaller, and the elm pimple figure is hot enough, but the legs are not long enough, and the beauties are really not perfect, if the two of them can be rubbed together, it will be perfect, Wu Ming sighed secretly in his heart......

After singing three songs, the meat bullet beauty stepped down in warm applause, Zhuge Dachang grabbed Wu Ming's arm and shook it, and said with disdain: "What's the matter?" The chicks are all gone. ”

"Stepping down?" Wu Ming came back to his senses and set his eyes on the stage, and sure enough, the meat bullet beauty was gone, and he said hurriedly: "That chick just sang like a prison song, as if it was just released, she must be very lonely and empty, let's comfort her quickly!" ”

"So what are we waiting for?"

The two stood up, and in Leng Zhenyue's white eyes, they rushed backstage again, and finally ran into their idol, they must ask her for a signed panties, and by the way, they will fit together......

In other words, they don't know the name of the idol yet!

The beautiful pop star ignored the crowd asking for autographs, and she walked briskly to a nanny car escorted by two big men in suits......

"Beauty, wait!" Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang caught up with the beauty, and the two of them opened their hands to block her way, and they both showed obscene smiles.

"Excuse me...... Huh......" A big man who was guarding the beauty looked at Wu Ming, showed a surprised expression, and said, "Wu Shao, why are you here?" ”

"You know me?" This time it was Wu Ming's turn to be surprised.

"There's no one in the company who doesn't know you." The other big man laughed.

Listening to the tone, it should be the company's bodyguard, Wu Ming immediately changed to a serious face, and said coolly: "Our employer wants to ask this young lady for an autograph, I don't know if it's okay?" ”

Successfully got the autograph photo, but Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang looked very depressed, how could it be so coincidental, fortunately they didn't make a move, otherwise let these two guys go back and make a small report, so that Chu Min knew that they tried to make a female customer, and if they didn't die, they would lose their skin.

Back in the nanny car, the beauty pretended to ask casually: "Who was that Wu Shao just now?" ”

"Oh...... He is also a bodyguard for our company. A big man replied with a smile.

"Bodyguards?" The beauty snorted disdainfully, and said in her heart: Wu Shao Wu Shao, I thought it was a big shot, but it turned out to be just a small bodyguard.

Looking at the disdainful expression of the beauty, there was a trace of indignation in the eyes of the other big man, and he said in a muffled voice: "You may not know, he is the top S-level bodyguard in our company, and the cost of hiring him to solve a case is more than your commercial performance." ”

A flash of shame flashed in the beauty's eyes, and she stopped talking.

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There are quite a lot of rooms in the old mansion of the Mo family, but there are hundreds of guests staying overnight, and a few people have to squeeze into a room to sleep, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang are no longer interested in watching the performance, and returned to the room arranged for them by Mo Xiyan, but they saw a person who did not like them, Feng Tianming.

I don't know why, this kid is not as motherly as when he first saw him, of course, it is still not pleasant, and the big man has to go to the stream to bathe with long hair, which is really a great crime, and he should be punished by the palace.

The room is quite elegant, but there are only two small beds, Feng Tianming is lying on a bed playing on the computer, and when he saw Wu Ming and the two entering the house, he said lightly: "Are you back?" ”

"Why are you here?" Zhuge Dachang said coldly.

Feng Tianming picked up a strand of long hair and stuffed it into his ear, and asked rhetorically, "Why can't I be here?" With that, he closed his laptop and continued: "There are too many guests, it's not easy to arrange, Uncle Yan asked me to come and squeeze with you." ”

"Squeeze your sister! You think it's milk? Will there be a squeeze? Wu Ming was furious: "How can three people sleep in two beds?" ”

"I don't mind sleeping with two people, but ......," Feng Tianming said as he undressed and said, "I like to sleep naked." ”

Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang glanced at each other, feeling cold all over their bodies, sleeping with a man who didn't wear pants, and they had to be aware of the fact that the evening chrysanthemum was not guaranteed!

"Little J...... I'll tell you a secret......" Wu Ming walked to the side of the bed, protected his mouth and whispered to Feng Tianming's ear: "Brother Pig, he is very restless when he sleeps, he likes to touch around, be careful that he helps you masturbate." ”

Of course it's cool to masturbate yourself! But what if you let another man do it for you? That's really not too pleasant!

Feng Tianming's face changed greatly when he heard this, he stared at Zhuge Dachang in horror, hurriedly put on his clothes, and said in a resolute tone: "Then the two of you sleep in one bed, and I want to sleep one by myself." ”

Your sister's! This can't be scared away!

Wu Ming said indignantly: "Lao Tzu doesn't like to sleep with men either, so only two of the three of us can sleep in the bed, and one person has to sleep on the floor!" ”

Zhuge Dachang snorted and said, "Anyway, I won't sleep on the floor." ”

"Me too!"

"Oh well! To be fair, let's make a punch! ”

The two men stood on the united front, stretched out their middle fingers together, and said in unison: "Get out of ......"

Wu Ming touched his nose and said, "It seems that you don't agree with this plan?" Alright then, let's have a democratic election and agree to let Tianming sleep on the floor with a raised hand! With that, he took the lead in raising his hand......

Zhuge Dachang smiled and raised his hand!

Wu Ming laughed and said, "Very good! Two to one, little J, you sleep on the floor! ”

Feng Tianming roared angrily: "You two are in a gang, this is not fair!" ”

"And what do you say you want to do?"

"Then let's compare like men, let's compare ......" Zhuge Dachang straightened up, smiled lewdly, and continued: "Compare the size, the smallest sleeping floor!" ”

"Your sister's!"

"Disgusting!"

Zhuge Dachang proposed again: "Then we are older than whom, the youngest sleeps on the floor." ”

"This one! Respect for the elderly is our traditional virtue in China! ”

"Don't forget, child-loving is also our traditional Chinese virtue!" Feng Tianming, who is only in his early twenties this year, immediately made a fuss about his age.

The three of them were at a stalemate, and they couldn't reach an agreement after proposing many plans, and finally Wu Ming proposed a plan, which was finally agreed by everyone and broke their wrists!

In terms of physical condition, Zhuge Dachang has an absolute advantage, Feng Tianming suffers a little, and Wu Ming is a compromise, but everyone is a martial arts practitioner, and all of them are strength-based, so it's really hard to say who is more powerful.

Zhuge Dachang vs Feng Tianming, the length and thickness of the arms of the two are very different, and they don't look coordinated when they cross together.

As soon as Wu Ming shouted, the two of them were only tentative at first, and when they saw that they couldn't take each other, they gradually used all their strength, but they were still comparable, and finally even used the strength to touch their milk......

Five minutes later, Zhuge Dachang finally broke off Feng Tianming, and the two of them breathed and collapsed on the ground.

Zhuge Dachang looked at Feng Tianming, showed a hint of appreciation, and said, "Boy, the strength is good!" ”

Feng Tianming hummed unconvincedly: "You and Uncle Leng are practicing southern boxing, our Feng family is good at the northern leg, you must have taken advantage of the wrist break, if you break the thigh, I will definitely not lose!" ”

Thigh-breaking? This is similar to breaking the thighs with a beautiful woman, breaking the thighs with a man? Just thinking about it makes people feel that chrysanthemums are a little overshadowed.

Looking at Feng Tianming, Wu Ming smiled faintly: "Brother Pig didn't take advantage of you, he is left-handed, if he just used his left hand, you wouldn't be able to hold on for even ten seconds." ”

Zhuge Dachang looked at Wu Ming and said in surprise: "How do you know that I am left-handed?" I rarely use my left hand. ”

Wu Ming touched his nose and said with a smile: "I remember the last time in Old Man Leng's office, you used your left hand to crush the teacup, that kind of thickened blue and white porcelain teacup, it is difficult to crush without all your strength, right?" ”

"You've got sharp eyes!"

After resting for a while, Feng Tianming stood up, turned his arm, and said to Wu Ming: "I'll break with you." ”

Wu Ming smiled and said, "Are you sure?" I'm going to make you lose ugly! ”

Zhuge Dachang nodded and sighed: "Boy, I advise you not to humiliate yourself. ”

"Hmph, what's the use of just talking, it's better than how to know!"

Young people don't know that the sky is high and the earth is thick if they don't suffer a loss, Wu Ming and Feng Tianming's arms are about the same length, and it looks much fairer, but as soon as Zhuge Dachang shouted, Wu Ming directly broke Feng Tianming with a devastating momentum!

Spike!

At the end, Wu Ming also added: "Actually, I'm also left-handed......" and then jumped on the bed with a smile and shouted: "Okay, sleep, sleep!" ”

Who are these two men? Feng Tianming, who was sleeping on the floor, couldn't calm down for a long time, tossing and turning......