Wu Ming returned to the villa, he didn't see Yan Ruyu when he entered the door, and when he heard the sound of Jin Ming coming from the kitchen, he walked in......

Yan Ruyu was frying eggs with a cute pig's head apron, with a pot lid in her left hand and a spatula in her right hand, looking like she was facing a great enemy. ”

Listening to the words like a wife complaining about her husband's late return, Wu Ming felt a pang in his heart, no matter how gorgeous a house is, it is always a house, and there is a house with oil smoke and people in it, even if she is a fierce dominatrix.

Wu Ming showed a gentle smile and said, "If you don't put oil, you will be mushy as many eggs as you fry." ”

"You think I don't know? But there's no oil at home, and you bastard won't buy it! Yan Ruyu turned her head and glared at Wu Ming, then her pupils dilated, and she exclaimed, "Where is your hair?" ”

Wu Ming touched his slippery head and said with a smile: "In order to rush back to your old man's house to say goodbye, we are like arrows, and our hair is blown off by the wind." ”

"Tell me honestly, otherwise you will be punished and ......" Yan Ruyu made a small face, forced a smile, and waved a spatula and shouted.

"The company implements prison management, and I am a new employee hairstyle!" Wu Ming pretended to have a helpless expression, and said it the same as the real thing.

In other words, Wu Ming didn't bring a helmet when he drove back, his long flowing hair was flicked, and the wig flew directly into the stinky ditch on the side of the road......

"Ah......h ”

Wu Ming glanced at the trash can on the side and found that there were a lot of black things in it, so he couldn't help but smile and said, "Why are you frying so many eggs?" ”

Yan Ruyu rolled her eyes and said, "Who told you bastard not to abide by the agreement, I only ate two boxes of biscuits today, and I am about to starve to death." ”

"Won't you go out to eat?"

Yan Ruyu showed a hint of embarrassment, lowered her head, and whispered, "I'...... I have no money. ”

"To thank you for helping me with my exam today, I treat you to dinner."

Yan Ruyu raised her head and said arrogantly: "Hmph! Count you as acquaintances......" and then immediately the lion spoke: "I'm going to Caesar's Palace to eat royal filet mignon." ”

"How much does a guest cost?"

"It's only 3888, you nouveau riche should be able to afford it, right?"

Wu Ming stretched out his index finger and shook it, quipping: "I can't afford to invite it, if you want to go, just wait to help others clean the toilet to pay for the meal!" ”

Yan Ruyu unbuttoned her apron, wrinkled her little nose, and said, "Stingy!" ”

It's not stingy, it's really no money, and this meal was actually invited by Zhuge Dachang, you can't let the family have another blood, Wu Ming touched his nose and said, "I'm going to go out when I go back to take a shower and change clothes, hurry up!" ”

Waiting for a beautiful woman to go out requires a lot of patience, and after an hour......

Wu Ming watched the TV boredly, and after watching Bump Man flatten all the eighteenth generations of the little monster ancestors, Yan Ruyucai, who was dressed up, walked downstairs in a hurry......

The long wavy hair is coiled into a bun, and a few strands of hair fall playfully, which is the most popular messy bun in the wind this year.

The demon girl is going out to bring disaster to the country and the people again! Wu Ming sighed.

Yan Ruyu also secretly looked at Wu Ming, the black slim handmade suit, the stand-up collar black shirt was unbuttoned a few times, revealing strong chest muscles, and after cutting his bald head, he looked a little more domineering, just like the ruthless killer No. 47 in the movie.

Men can also be so sexy, Yan Ruyu admires it.

Wu Ming walked up to Yan Ruyu's side, the corners of his mouth hooked slightly, and said, "Don't you think we are dressed very well......

Saying that, the two of them hooked their legs at the same time as if they had a heart, forming a very eye-catching movie poster: Mr. and Mrs. Smith! Then the two laughed together......

Wu Ming showed affectionate eyes and said, "The dress is very beautiful. ”

"What else?"

"The buttocks are beautiful."

"Do you want to touch it?" Yan Ruyu showed a hint of a sinister smile, slapped her handbag, took out an electric shock baton, and continued: "Touch the electric shock baton!" ”

A faint arc of lightning flashed through the "Thunderbolt ......", and it looked very dangerous.

"Can you stand such a strong electricity?" Wu Ming showed a lewd smile, and slipped away directly after speaking......

Yan Ruyu took a while to understand the deep meaning of Wu Ming's words, her pretty face suddenly turned the color of pig liver, chased after her with an electric shock stick, and yelled: "You stop Miss Ben, I will electrocute you pervert with dirty thoughts!" ”

Yan Ruyu caught up with Wu Ming and kicked him hard to vent his anger......

"Ah......h

Then, he lifted his trousers and immediately saw a bruise on his calf, Yan Ruyu didn't expect that just a "gently" kick could actually kick people out of a bruise.

"I'm sorry! People didn't mean it......" Yan Ruyu bit her cherry lip and apologized in a whisper, but a smile flashed in her eyes, and there was a little smugness, ho, Miss Ben really did her best.

Wu Ming smiled secretly, how could this little fool not have to think about it, how could he have bruises so quickly after only a few minutes of kicking, the bruises on his calves were due to his teacher, of course, he would not say anything.

"Give me your car keys."

Feeling a little indebted to Wu Ming, Yan Ruyu's momentum weakened a lot, pouted her ruddy little mouth, and said, "She is ......"

"Let me open for one night, your princess won't get pregnant, don't worry!" Wu Ming interrupted her angrily.

"I'm driving, it's always okay for you to give you a ride, right?" Yan Ruyu plans to save the country.

"Hmph...... Wearing ten-centimeter high heels, I don't feel comfortable handing over my life to you, so bring it quickly. ”

Yan Ruyu secretly grimaced, and then handed over the Porsche key to Wu Ming......

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After making an appointment with Zhuge Dachang on the phone, Wu Ming relied on the sports car's advanced satellite navigation system to lead the way, but he would not get lost, but he drove slowly, mainly because he was not very familiar with the performance of the car, and there was a demon girl sitting next to him who was easy to distract men......

"Mr. Wu Ming, please concentrate on driving, my legs can't navigate!" Yan Ruyu sneered, and then pulled her skirt to cover her beautiful legs exposed in the air.

"Ahem...... I just want to gear up and accelerate! ”

"Humph!"

Wu Ming showed a wicked smile, instantly hung up seven gears, stepped on the accelerator to the end, and almost increased by a hundred in three seconds, Yan Ruyu's skirt corner like a modified cheongsam immediately flew up, she screamed, and hurriedly pressed the skirt with both hands.

When the goal was achieved, Wu Ming immediately slowed down, glanced at Yan Ruyu, and teased: "Tsk, black pants, beautiful!" ”

"You low-level bastard, I'm going to strangle you." Yan Ruyu was annoyed and angry, and really stretched out her hands......

Wu Ming hurriedly brushed her hand away, and said in sweat: "Miss, don't you want to die?" I'm driving, do you want to make a pair of finished mandarin ducks with me? ”

"Who told you to be evil!"

"I didn't see it, okay! Do you think I have kryptonite eyes? ”

"What about you...... Then how do you know ......" Yan Ruyu rarely showed a hint of her little daughter's coquettishness.

"Guess! Look at you, black dress, black gem necklace, black handbag, just guess with inertial thinking. ”

"You're bored!" Yan Ruyu wrinkled her little nose.

Wu Ming's face showed a faint smile, and said: "Compared to the elegant and beautiful phoenix, it is still the chirping sparrow that is cuter!" ”

"If I'm a sparrow, you're a vulture!" Yan Ruyu immediately sneered.

"Bald ...... Vulture! The corners of Wu Ming's mouth twitched twice.

Twenty minutes later, the two drove to a seafood restaurant near the port of Zhonghai City, and Zhuge Dachang had been waiting for a long time......

"Who is this beauty?" Zhuge Dachang's eyes lit up, completely ignoring Wu Ming.

"This is my girlfriend." Wu Ming loudly declared territorial ownership.

Yan Ruyu showed an elegant smile, and by the way, she gave Wu Ming an iron elbow, gritted her teeth and said, "I have nothing to do with this bastard." ”

Moving hands and feet, it seems that the relationship is very close, Zhuge Dachang sighed, another delicate flower was buried in cow dung, and he noticed that Wu Ming's hair was gone, "Sangui, where is your hair?" ”

"The departure of hair is not the pursuit of the wind, it is my unkeeping!"

“…………”

After a few polite words, after a few people sat down, Zhuge Dachang patted his chest and said with a heroic smile: "The seafood here is very fresh, whatever you want to eat, order whatever you want!" ”

"Boss, if you want a lobster, about a catty."

"I want to eat abalone soup and blood swallow shark fin soup."

The boss brought the menu, and the things ordered by two people are not here, but fortunately there is none! Zhuge Dachang wiped the cold sweat overflowing from his forehead and secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Before the dishes came up, Zhuge Dachang unscrewed a bottle of Erguotou, poured a small cup for Wu Ming, and said with a smile: "Come on, Sangui, let's have a drink first to appetize." ”

Wu Ming hesitated for a moment, then finally picked up the wine glass and said with a smile: "Brother pig, do it!" ”

"Good! Courageous, haha......"

The two drank it all.

Soon, Wu Ming's face began to heat and red, like the sunset on the horizon, the food didn't come up, he had already fallen on this magical land, and he didn't know who was going to do it!

Zhuge Dachang and Yan Ruyu looked at each other, wouldn't they? It's too exaggerated to get drunk before you get drunk after a drink or two, right?

"Uh, what should I do?" Zhuge Dachang asked in a low voice.

"Leave him alone, we'll eat it ourselves! It's a shame for a big man to drink so much. Yan Ruyu had a heartless expression.

After eating, Yan Ruyu said goodbye, Wu Ming still didn't wake up, Zhuge Dachang asked the boss to pack some dishes, carried Wu Ming and threw them into the car, and then sent the Porsche away with a hint of envy......

When Yan Ruyu drove a Porsche back to Longkou New District and entered the mid-level villa area, she was stopped by the traffic police......

After a salute, the traffic police uncle walked to Wu Ming's side, glanced at it, and then looked at Yan Ruyu and said, "Miss, please show your driver's license, and test the alcohol content." ”

There was no problem, and the traffic police uncle returned the documents to Yan Ruyu.

"Vomiting ......" Wu Ming suddenly became difficult, and the uncle of the traffic policeman who was caught off guard was spit out.

Iniquity is forgivable, but self-inflicted iniquity cannot be lived!

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, he didn't mean to, he was drunk." Yan Ruyu hurriedly apologized, thought about it and continued: "He didn't drive, you won't catch him drunk driving, right?" ”

"I can't catch him for drunk driving, but I can sue him for assaulting the police......" The traffic police uncle smiled angrily, then waved his hand generously, and continued: "Let's go, let's go, drive carefully, take good care of your man." ”

"He's not ......" Yan Ruyu didn't finish speaking, and the traffic police uncle had already turned around and left.

This bastard just said I was his girlfriend too, was he serious? Did he like me? What if he's going to chase me? Would I reject him?

The night breeze was blowing, Yan Ruyu's pretty face gradually became hot, and her heart was a little chaotic at this moment, like a calm lake thrown into stones, with a slight ripple......