At six o'clock in the morning, it was not yet dawn.

Wu Ming woke up, to be exact, he didn't close his eyes all night, two beds in one room, four people slept, three people snored, although it didn't reach the point of snoring like thunder, but it was enough to choke, he really wanted to stuff the stinky socks into other people's mouths to vent his anger.

A big bed, divided into the Chu River and Han realm, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang each have one side, and there are three chapters of the law before going to bed, who dares to cross the threat to the chrysanthemum, and the brotherhood is not said.

There was a strange rumbling in his stomach, Wu Ming covered his stomach and showed a wry smile, it seems that he ate too many chili peppers last night, and his constipation turned into diarrhea, and he still couldn't fall asleep after tossing and turning, so he could only get up helplessly.

Passing by the room shared by the two actresses, and seeing that the door was halfway open, Wu Ming subconsciously glanced in, wow! What a picture of begonia spring sleep, Miao Rui in red suspender pajamas is like a blooming begonia, delicate.

On such a cold day, she still wears suspender pajamas, and she doesn't cover the quilt, her cold resistance is really good, even if she lets her go down to the river to fish for turtles in three or nine days, it's no problem, a pair of beautiful legs are overlapped, slender and white, greasy and plump, Wu Ming can't take his eyes off it.

Miao Rui is the female number one in this movie, a well-known second-tier actress, maybe the maid plays too much, and she always lacks some atmosphere.

The short skirt corner was quietly pulled down by a jade hand by half an inch, Wu Ming didn't notice it at all, should I see it or watch it, the sleeping beauty was so angry that she suddenly pulled up the quilt to cover her delicate body, this was to remind him that he had proofed, and if he didn't leave, he would let the dog go!

Wu Ming smiled dumbly, then turned to leave, just a few steps away, he heard the sound of slamming the door behind him, he couldn't help but touch his nose, he seemed to have provoked the two actresses in the crew?

The pace of life here is not as fast as in the big city, the sky is already bright, but the whole town seems to be still in a dream, it is still quiet and peaceful, the air in the morning is very good, Wu Ming hurriedly came to the thatched house, and found that the door was closed, and there were people inside.

Coming to occupy the pit early in the morning, it was really morally degenerate, Wu Ming walked out of the hotel after condemning it in his heart, his stomach couldn't stand it, he didn't want to follow in the footsteps of Niu Dao, and become a joke after everyone's tea and dinner.

As long as no one sees it, you can urinate anywhere, seeing a melon and vegetable field in the distance, Wu Ming quickened his pace, and after entering the somewhat muddy vegetable garden, he saw a woman, a woman who was defecating.

Bi Leizhen is just a star, not a fairy, she also grew up eating whole grains, she also has to eat, drink and Lazar, she also has to take off her pants when she poops, and her ass is also very white!

The two of them froze, and after Wu Ming came back to his senses, he pretended to be relaxed and greeted while moving his steps: "What a coincidence! You're here to too? ”

If the object is a man, everyone may laugh awkwardly at most, but now the object is a woman, and it is not a hooligan who becomes a hooligan.

"Ah......" Bi Leizhen's scream was loud enough to attract thunder, and then, she grabbed the dirt and stones on the ground and threw them at Wu Ming, and scolded at the same time: "Stinky hooligan, voyeur, the old lady is fighting with you." ”

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to come here to take a peek, it's really just a coincidence. ”

"Get out! Get out of here! Bi Leizhen had fallen into madness, she couldn't listen to anything, and even the bag and mobile phone in her hand were smashed out as hidden weapons, Wu Ming smiled bitterly and hugged his head and ran away......

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This doesn't seem to be going to end well! In a hidden corner of the vegetable field, Wu Ming enjoyed the wonderful feeling of 'cold wind thorns', while thinking about how to deal with the aftermath, and get along day and night in the next ten days.

After emptying the wine bag and rice bag, Wu Ming found a more serious problem to be solved, who has no in the ancient world of life, and actually forgot to bring paper to poop?

He wanted to take out his mobile phone and ask Zhuge Dachang for help, but it was a little awkward to think about it, and there were several other options to consider, such as melon leaves? And the dirt? In the end, he chose to sacrifice a pair of panties!

Such a humiliating thing, that woman shouldn't be silent, right? Wu Ming has already thought about the countermeasures, he plans to apologize to Bi Leizhen, it is best to make big things small and small things into nothing, but what he didn't expect was that Bi Leizhen, as a star, didn't care about face at all.

When Wu Ming returned to the hotel after, all the people in the crew gathered in the hall, the atmosphere was a little solemn, seeing him come back, Zhuge Dachang hurriedly stepped forward and pulled him aside, and whispered: "Sangui!" You're not really going to do such a shitty thing, are you? ”

"What did I do?"

Zhuge Dachang secretly pointed at Bi Leizhen, who had a cold face, and whispered: "That woman said that you followed her to the toilet and wanted to forcibly insult her." ”

Wu Ming walked up to Bi Leizhen, pointed to his nose, and asked, "You said I stalked and peeped at you?" And said I wanted to insult you? As he spoke, his voice became louder and he scolded, "I insulted your sister! What evidence do you have? ”

"We'll know if there's evidence when the police come!" Bi Leizhen snorted and said, "I must make your shameless pervert look good." ”

"Give me a good look?" Wu Ming's eyebrows jumped, and he said mockingly: "Seriously, your ass is really good-looking, round and fat, what else do you want to show me?" ”

"Shame on you!" Bi Leizhen was furious, waved her hand and wanted to slap Wu Ming, Wu Ming frowned slightly, instantly clasped her wrist, and said coldly: "Don't think that I don't dare to hit a woman." ”

"You hit! You fight! If you have the ability, you can fight! Bi Leizhen shouted hysterically: "If you dare to touch my cold hair, I will make you regret it for the rest of your life!" ”

Ruan Fan became a peacemaker, "Okay! All right! Angkor, Sister Lei, you all have to say a few words! Extinguish the fire first, and don't make a big deal out of it. ”

"Phew!" Bi Leizhen spat lotus flowers in her perfect mouth, spit out a mouthful of phlegm on Wu Ming's clothes, and said disdainfully: "I just want to make things bigger, what can he do to me?" ”

"What can I do with you?" Wu Ming clenched his fists and said sharply, "I can knock out all your teeth!" ”

Seeing that the two were about to fight, the crew immediately stepped forward to persuade them, but the director and the male and female No. 1 all went to Bi Leizhen and condemned Wu Ming, while the others ignored it, and only Ruan Fanken stood on Wu Ming's side to help him speak.

Just when the two sides were at a stalemate, Bi Leizhen's two bodyguards and the translator hired by the crew brought the town police back......

Bi Leizhen is worthy of being an actor, her face changed quickly, and she just looked like she was dancing with teeth and claws, but when she saw the police, she immediately became pitiful, and she accused Wu Ming of trying to forcibly insult her.

Being in a foreign land, Wu Ming and others were considered foreign guests, and they were afraid of causing international disputes and getting into trouble, so several Thai policemen did not dare to slack off and inquired about the whole matter in detail.

Because Bi Leizhen couldn't produce convincing evidence, and she didn't have any scars on her body, it was nonsense to say that Wu Ming forcibly insulted her, and the matter was still over in the end.

As soon as the police left, Bi Leizhen immediately pointed at Wu Ming's nose, gritted her teeth and scolded: "Don't be complacent, you wait, I will definitely find a lawyer to sue you when I go back!" ”

Wu Ming touched his nose and said with a smile: "I think it's necessary for you to bring your back to testify!" ”

Zhuge Dachang said: "Let's go while it's still hot!" Let the dog eat it a little later, and you won't have a show......" As he spoke, he put his hand on Wu Ming's shoulder and continued, "Let's go, let's go have breakfast!" ”

Watching the two of them walk away, Bi Leizhen trembled with anger, her beautiful face was a little hideous, and she looked resentful.

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Lingfo Temple, a century-old ancient temple in Moyaodi Town, because of its remote location, in addition to festivals, there are very few people who usually worship the Buddha and incense, and there are only a dozen monks in the temple.

Although Wu Ming and Bi Leizhen had a very unpleasant quarrel, the crew still started work normally, and after the director negotiated the price with the Buddhist monks of Lingfo Temple, the morning shooting began.

Angry with Wu Ming, Bi Leizhen, who has nowhere to get out of her belly, is like a mad dog, catching whoever bites whom, from the stylist to the lighting brother, she was scolded by her, and the most bitter thing was Ruan Fan, who played against her.

Her domineering face angered many people, and the female makeup artist of the crew was the first to turn her face and flirt, and in the end, even the lighting brother went on strike, and director Niu Zhenwei had to suspend filming to talk to Bi Leizhen.

At noon, Bi Leizhen was very dissatisfied with the meals provided by the temple, and quarreled with the monks in the temple on the pretext, the bitter thing is the translator, this room helps the translator he scolds you for being a slut, and that box helps the translator she scolds you for being a bald donkey......

The scolding war soon escalated, Bi Leizhen slapped the young monk hard, and the young monk immediately splashed her with vegetable soup, and Bi Leizhen immediately instigated the two bodyguards to give the young monk a full punch.

Later, a few more monks joined the group, and the conflict intensified, and finally, the Buddhist monks in the monastery came forward to apologize, and then pulled away a few monks with blue noses and swollen faces, and the dining hall was already a mess at this time.

Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang just watched coldly from beginning to end, looking at the gloomy face of the Buddha monk before leaving, this matter seemed to be over.

Although he didn't wait to see Bi Leizhen, this matter had already involved Ruan Fan, after the monks left, Wu Ming immediately persuaded the crew to leave quickly, otherwise something would happen, but director Niu Zhenwei didn't take it seriously, he still wanted to start filming in the afternoon to finish today's filming.

Dare to stay in someone else's territory to make trouble, I don't know if he should be bold? Or is he stupid? The strong dragon doesn't suppress the head snake, and he doesn't understand such a simple rules of the rivers and lakes, how did he come out and mix? Wu Ming shook his head helplessly.