Moyanti, a small town hundreds of kilometers away from downtown Bangkok, has a mountain in the town, a temple in the mountain, many Buddha statues in the temple, and of course, a lot of bald donkeys.

The film filmed by Ruan Fan is a spy war police film, the story is about a pair of male and female gangsters who got a Thai four-headed golden Buddha by chance, this golden Buddha hides the secret of a Buddhist treasure, and after escaping the siege and interception of all parties, the male and female gangsters secretly came to Thailand.

Later, Agents 2 and 13, who represent justice, chase them to Thailand, where they battle the male and female gangsters to finally bring the criminals to justice, and the whole script is probably like this.

Very old-fashioned officers and soldiers catch robber dramas, nothing new, plus small investment, little stars, everything looks so petty, it's really difficult to get into elegance, this film can be popular, it's really intolerable!

There are many scenes to be filmed in the temple in this drama, but the crew has a limited budget and can't afford to support the big bodhisattvas of the temples in Bangkok, so they have to run to this small town where birds don't, intending to complete the filming in the small temple here.

Moyaodi is a small town located in the mountains, there is a small attic hotel with a wooden structure in the town, and there are few rooms, plus a few supernumerary personnel, the crew now has a total of 37 people, if you don't want to sleep on the road and become frozen bones on the side of the road, then you have to squeeze a few people into a room to sleep, which makes the actors in the crew complain.

Wu Ming is a person who is at ease with what he encounters, he didn't complain about anything, just squeeze it, he originally wanted to squeeze a room with Bi Leizhen, but he was ruthlessly rejected and indifferently despised.

Depend on! Have a tryst with a handsome guy in the morning, sleep with a rich businessman godfather at night, a third-rate little singer who is on the top with a peach-colored scandal, pretending to be your sister pure! Let's make a comrade-in-arms, lie in bed and communicate and learn kung fu, will you die? Wu Ming was very dissatisfied.

Even if there are few rooms in the small hotel, there is not even a separate bathroom, the public toilet is a crumbling small broken shed, which has a big pit with two long planks, and interested ** young people can play parallel bars.

As an ordinary young man, Wu Ming squatted tremblingly, if he fell, the would be a word, the cold wind poured in from the gaps, and the chrysanthemums were cold......

"Big brother, are you okay? I can't stand it anymore. ”

"yes, you've been in for ten minutes, come out!"

After squatting for more than ten minutes, if the legs of ordinary people were numb a long time ago, Wu Ming had no pressure at all, and said leisurely: "is about the right time and place, you must know that if you want to be fast, you can't reach it, this kind of thing can't be rushed." ”

The taste of Thai food is sour and spicy, many people in the crew are not accustomed to diarrhea, Wu Ming also has a bad stomach, unlike others, he is constipated, but the constipation elements advanced to the only pit in the hotel, making the people waiting in line to go to the toilet complain.

"Do any of you have a newspaper?"

"Are you coming out?"

"No, I can't pull it out, I want to read the newspaper!"

Your sister's! Everyone is about to pull it out, you constipation elements are still occupying the pit to make trouble, Wu Ming's words caused public anger, and a sound of cursing and crusade sounded.

At this moment, the director of the crew, Niu Zhenwei, grabbed his legs, covered his buttocks, and rushed to the door of the toilet, and then banged the door vigorously and yelled: "Who is inside?" Get out of here and let Lao Tzu in! ”

"If I don't come out, can you bite my ass?"

"Shall I call you big brother? I beg you to come out quickly! ”

"Alas...... It seems that it is not appropriate to today, for the sake of your sincerity, okay! Let's get you done first. ”

After a while, Wu Ming slowly opened the door and came out, Niu Zhenwei immediately squeezed in, and as soon as he closed the door, he heard a sparse commotion, the momentum was really devastating, majestic!

Wu Ming pinched his nose and couldn't help but say with envy: "Niu Dao, I really envy you!" It's smooth! ”

Niu Zhenwei was extremely ashamed and roared: "Envy a ball, Lao Tzu's pants didn't come to take off in a hurry!" ”

A group of people outside the door couldn't help laughing, they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, one by one they were so red that they occupied the pit and harmed the director comrade from a childhood dream, Wu Ming felt that his merit was immeasurable, and hurriedly slipped away!

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The night in the town is a bit deserted, there is basically no nightlife, after dark, the only hobby of a man is to sleep with his wife, in fact, sleeping with his wife is also a very exciting and fresh and interesting thing, of course, the premise is with someone else's wife!

Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang finished eating supper, and walked on the dim street with their teeth picked, when a Thai woman who stopped on the side of the road walked up to them, bowed with her hands together, and said politely: "Savadika!" ”

"Savadica!" Wu Ming replied with a salute, and then, he chattered and communicated with others, Wu Ming is not proficient in Thai, can only understand six or seven percent, and can not speak coherent sentences, but there is no obstacle to communicating with the locals.

After chatting a few words, Wu Ming shook his head, took out a thousand baht and handed it to the Thai woman, she took the money and bowed with her hands together, and then returned to the side of the road with a smile, Zhuge Dachang hurriedly asked, "What are you talking about?" Why are you giving her money? ”

Wu Ming shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "She didn't say anything, she just invited us to sit at her house." ”

Zhuge Dachang glanced at him suspiciously, and said, "It's just so simple to sit and sit?" ”

"As long as you pay, you can sit on her or let her sit on you."

Zhuge Dachang said anxiously: "Then what are we waiting for?" You've paid for it! ”

Wu Ming grabbed Zhuge Dachang, who was eager to try, sighed, and said, "I just paid to send her, not to go to her house!" ”

"What's so good about her family, it's her who we are on!" After Zhuge Dachang made a joke, with his understanding of Wu Ming, he knew that there must be something inside, he touched his chin and asked seriously: "Is there something wrong with her?" ”

Wu Ming nodded and said, "She may be a saint who serves the Buddha, and if she touches such a woman, something may happen." ”

"Serving the Buddha and the Holy Maiden? What is a Buddha Servant? ”

"It's the woman who serves the Buddha, to put it bluntly, she is a woman raised in the temple, and she specializes in sleeping with the great monk."

Zhuge Dachang said indignantly: "Dead bald donkey, you can really enjoy it!" ”

Wu Ming touched his head that had not grown up, and said angrily: "Don't overturn a boatload of bald heads with one pole, you scold other people's bald donkeys, and even I scold them." ”

"Hehe...... Zhuge Dachang laughed dryly twice and asked, "Then again, how do you know that she is a saint who serves the Buddha?" What did she say herself? ”

Wu Ming rolled his eyes and said, "How could she say, I guessed it just by seeing that she was wearing Buddha beads and a Buddha seal on her eyebrows." ”

"Even if she's a saint who serves the Buddha, why can't we touch her?"

"It's not that you can't touch it, it's better not to touch it, after all, she is a woman in the temple......" Wu Ming shook his head and said: "The social status of the monks here is very high, most of them are rich and powerful, and if you work against the monks here, you will die an ugly death." ”

Zhuge Dachang asked puzzledly: "Since her backer is so big, why do you want to sell it?" ”

"Maybe it's because of the replacement of the old and the new...... Wu Ming sighed and said, "Many saints who serve the Buddha will be abandoned by the temple after they are old and decrepit. ”

"How do you know that?"

Wu Mingtian replied shamelessly: "Because I am more knowledgeable!" ”

Zhuge Dachang immediately asked, "Then do you know what Bao Qingtian's name is?" ”

Wu Ming hesitated for a moment, and said weakly: "Eh...... Bun? ”

Zhuge Dachang sighed: "If Master Bao has a spirit underground, he will definitely come out and click you off!" ”

Wu Ming laughed and said: "If he came out of the ground, I didn't have to wait for him to click, I would have been scared to death by him!" ”

Walking on the streets full of exotic feelings, listening to Wu Ming talk about some local customs, Zhuge Dachang fell into deep thought, this kid seems to really know a lot, who is he? How many places has he been? How many languages does he speak?

He didn't ask anything, though, and everyone had secrets, just like himself.

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Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang returned to the hotel at just over ten o'clock, because there was no TV and computer in the room, and many people in the crew came to the hall to watch TV in order to pass the time.

As soon as they got to the TV and squatted down, Bi Leizhen came out of the corner, she twisted her ass and shook it in front of a man, gesturing with her hand to ask the hotel owner for something, Wu Ming blew a hooligan whistle and whispered: "Wow! What a big one! ”

Zhuge Dachang nodded in agreement, and whispered: "Round and fruitful, it can be called a good belly!" ”

Bi Leizhen, who was holding a cucumber in her hand, still had very smart ears, and when she heard the whispers of the two, she immediately turned around and scolded: "Lustful embryo!" ”

Wu Ming blinked and said meaningfully: "Can you afford such a big cucumber?" ”

Bi Leizhen immediately sneered: "It's your business, men who are not as big as cucumbers are crippled!" ”

Not really! A vote of men lowered his head in shame, Wu Ming secretly glanced at Zhuge Dachang, hoping that he could fight for breath, Zhuge Dachang hurriedly glanced at the ceiling, pretending not to see it.

Bi Leizhen took a knife with the innkeeper, and slowly cut the cucumber into slices in front of the counter, Wu Ming touched his nose and asked in surprise: "How to use the cucumber into slices?" ”

"Stupid!" Zhuge Dachang criticized: "How do you say the piggy bank is used? ”

"Indecent!" Bi Leizhen stomped her foot, turned her head and left.

The man laughed proudly, and many crew members who had been angry with Bi Lei Zhen gave a thumbs up to Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang!