"Hey...... Hello, is it a certificate? Sanya made the nth call at the public phone booth.

"That's right, the company's certificate business involves visas, diplomas, seniority, household registration, troops, license plates, car files, real estate certificates, engraving seals, etc...... Warmly welcome your arrival, I believe that our high-quality service will be able to help your career reach new heights...... "Can you get an ID card?" ”

"Of course, no matter what kind of certificate you want, the company produces rigorous, pays attention to quality, and does its best to make you feel comfortable and use it with confidence........."

“………”

The male voice on the phone talked at length, Sang Ya frowned, held the receiver and asked Shuai Lang next to him to listen, Shuai Lang shook his head, and obviously signaled: Liar.

Sanya picked up the phone and interrupted the other party's nonsense to get straight to the point: "Sensei nonsense, is there a ready-made ID card?" ”

"Of course, there is, but you need to order from us first, and make a deposit of 50 yuan by bank transfer, and then provide a bareheaded photo, which will be made in 1-2 working days......... Is it convenient to tell me your mobile phone number, I will tell you the account number SMS. ”

"Phew, it's really your mother's five cents, fifty and fifty liars don't tire you to death......"

Sanya scolded at the earpiece, clicked the phone, looked back at Shuai Lang, very disdainful, this method is a bit blind donkey walking at night, the phone has been called several people, almost lost the sense of direction, all this surname, anyway, it is fooling to pay the deposit first, how can people in this road not know, in fact, most of the street advertisements are bait fishing for your deposit, as soon as the deposit is collected, your phone will be directly blacklisted and can no longer be pulled out. Do you really want to do everything they boast about, and go to the trouble of scribbling advertisements on the streets?

Looking at Shuai Lang, Sang Ya pointed out very professionally: "Your method is not the right way, 99% of them are liars, and they are all liars from Fujian and Guangdong in the south, and they can't speak Mandarin clearly, and one mouth is fake...... This scam is really shabby, and it simply destroys the reputation of the liar. ”

This is right, and he still suspects that the method of deception is too clumsy, Shuai Lang smiled and shook his head in disagreement, explaining: "...... You are wrong, it is precisely because most of them are fake, so it is easy for those who really apply for fake certificates to hide their tracks, and it is precisely because most of them are fake and easy to identify, these real certificates are safer, and no one takes them seriously........."

As he spoke, he signaled a number to Sanya, this is the phone number that the two of them copied back all the way, this is not difficult, walk around the street, shop doors, shop windows, and even on the road on the soles of your feet, on the benches on the street, while reading the number while urging: "Another one, since it exists, it is reasonable, if there is really no one who can make a false certificate, then there is no environment for scammers to survive......"

"Hmph...... The last one, I'm going to beat you again. Sanya pulled out the number, a little impatient.

"You're also a liar, you're so unprofessional, how can you be impatient? …… Oh yo......" Shuai Lang scolded, but Sanya who pulled out the phone raised his leg with a kick, Sister Hao Fang was not an outsider to him, Shuai Lang smiled and hid a step, and was about to make a joke, but Sang Ya hugged the earpiece and said softly: "Do you have an ID card?" ”

"Are you staying in a hotel or on a plane?"

This is professional, and the handsome man who came up gave a thumbs up and nodded: Really.

"It's okay to make do with the hotel, I want it now, two, a man and a woman, the photos are about the same, can you send them?"

"Changhao City is no problem...... But if you don't pick a photo, I'll give you the real one. ”

"Money is not a problem, I can't live if I lose my documents, you have to send it over in ten minutes, and give you two hundred."

Address ......

"Eighty-seven Road, the phone booth opposite the industrial and trade commercial building, I am wearing a white background flower skirt and carrying a beige women's bag, I can't see you for ten minutes, I will find a way to ...... by myself"

"Don't worry, it won't take ten minutes......"

The phone, took the initiative to hang up, Sang Ya was stunned, looked at Shuai Lang, Shuai Lang smiled and said: "That's right, this is the kind of person I am looking for, now it is very simple to distinguish a liar, as long as it is blown out of the sky, as long as it is a deposit first, it will be fake, and it is a serious business of eight hundred, that is the credibility of iron, and it is absolutely unambiguous to say that it is ...... to take it out."

It seems to be very much like the real thing, not it seems, it is definitely true, Sanya asked suspiciously, "Do they have the real thing in their hands?" ”

"Of course, how many ID cards are lost every year? What is normally lost, what is stolen by thieves, where do you think it has gone? A real certificate on the black market can be sold for thirty or fifty yuan, and it has been taken back by these people, and it can be bought wholesale at zero, which is also the way to survive, after all, there is this kind of demand...... Hey, Sister Sang, you're a little more ladylike when you see someone, don't scare people away? Shuai Lang said with a smile.

"Come on, stay away...... Still think I'm not a lady? I don't think you look like a gentleman, do you? Go to ......"

Sang Ya waved her hand and sent Shuai Lang away, Shuai Lang smiled and walked away a few steps, the two eyebrows flickered, and the waiting for the certificate officially began.

Shuai Lang had just changed his clothes, or the linen shirt, and was returned by Sanya, and then looked at Sanya, leaning on the phone booth as if Qing Shui Hibiscus had changed her outfit, of course, thanks to those hard drives, she walked to the women's clothing store, Sanya picked out a dress with black flowers on a white background, and changed into a pair of transparent high-heeled sandals, which were not expensive, and cost more than a hundred in total; However, as she said, because she is young, her clothes are beautiful because of her beauty, and this cheap dress looks slim on Sanya's body, and her grade has improved a lot.

Looking at the eye-catching beauty, he leisurely lit a cigarette, leaned against the low wall of the flower grid on the side of the street, Shuai Lang took a deep breath, it was noon at this time, the light of the sun was a little dazzling, every time he saw Sister Sang's bare arms and long legs, he always felt that the white flowers would give the eyes an instant impact, and the current generated by the impact would go directly to a sensitive part of the heart, the most intuitive feeling was that the two people in a certain art film would be formed in the mind, and there were many lens patterns, but the shooting location should be in bed...... By the way, this is called sperm on the brain.

It's not that you have to be on the brain, but the subjective mind can't restrain the force of objective temptation, Shuai Lang visually measured Sanya's height, more than 1.7 meters, wearing high heels is obviously taller than himself, and the tall man has the feeling of standing out from the crowd no matter where he stands; At this time, the dress with black flowers on a white background is so cool, the breeze is blowing, faintly revealing the convex of the figure, inadvertently moving slightly, the delicate ankles like carvings, and the beautiful feet dyed with nails are just like the art masterpieces standing on the side of the road...... Woohoo ......Shh A few soft whistles interrupted Shuai Lang's hysterical thoughts, his eyes moved, and he saw Sanya pointing the direction with his eyes, in front, right front, across the road, from the alley next to the commercial building, turned out of an electric car, stopped for I don't know how long, separated by a distance of dozens of meters, it should be looking in this direction, and it should also be seeing Sanya next to the phone booth.

came, Shuai Lang didn't move, raised his hand to smoke a cigarette, but I didn't know when the cigarette had burned out, only the butt of the cigarette was between his fingers, and he threw it into the trash can, just in time to see the electric car The man locked the car at the entrance of the commercial mall, crossed the road, and walked towards here.

Good vision, there are a lot of people in and out of the commercial building, there are cold drink stalls, snack stalls, car repair stalls near the left, there should be hundreds of people in a rough number, and the target can be found in this large crowd, it seems that Sister Sang's professional quality is not low, and the people are closer, it is in the direction of Sanya, Shuai Lang smiled secretly, and the documents are here...... It was a young man with a mustache, thirty years old, his hands in his pockets and walked to the side of the road, he didn't talk a few meters away, he was looking at Sanya, Sanya just glanced at it, pretended to look away, looked left and right and felt that there was no danger, the mustache leaned forward two or three steps away and teased: "Hey beauty, do you want an ID card?" ”

"And who are?" Sanya asked, like the eagerness of losing her papers.

"When I look at you, you lost your ID card, right? I'm a license...... What about money? The mustache got straight to the point and stood in front of Sanya.

"Proof? Isn't it just two hundred dollars...... You see me like a debtor. Sanya carried her bag, as if she was afraid of being robbed.

"It's two hundred, two four hundred......," the mustache reminded.

"I know...... Hey, big brother, you can get a certificate without anyone meeting? Can you use that card? Sanya pulled the zipper, as if she was going to pay for it, very slowly.

"Hehe, it's almost like that...... Who sees you so clearly. I'll pick you a ......" The mustache took out the wallet, looked at Sanya a few times, and rubbed a number of second-generation anti-counterfeiting ID cards in the wallet, and handed it to Sanya after a while, saying: "These two, the face shape is similar, you can get on the plane...... It's all true, and we'll have to spend a lot of money to collect it......"

"Well, that's good......" Sang Ya looked at it, glanced at the direction of Shuai Lang, and when he saw that his ID card was in his bag, the man who handled the certificate suddenly asked: "Sisters, you are not a Changhao person, right?" ”

"No......" Sanya said.

"Come to Changhao to find money...... It's not going to be that, is it? The man's eyes were thief Thete looked at Sanya, the center of his eyes from the neck down to the chest and abdomen, and then back to the face, his eyes rolling. Yes, Sang Ya snorted, scolded in her heart, and regarded the old lady as a young lady, and after thinking about it, she smiled and asked, "Then what do you say I do, big brother?" ”

"Hehe, that, you know...... If you don't want to play with your buddy, I'll give you a confession...... Would it be better to introduce you to a place to find money? The mustachioed man smiled tentatively.

"I'm fine, but...... Someone may not want to ......" Sanya laughed, finally fully zipped up, not ready to pay at all, and pointed behind the mustachioed man. The man turned his head in shock, and was stunned for a moment.

Behind, there was a man standing abruptly, it was Shuai Lang, standing straight with a little contempt, playing with a small book that looked like a police badge in his hand, the man's eyes bulged and he couldn't distinguish the real from the fake, and saw the man who suddenly appeared with his other hand stretched out from his trouser pocket, with shiny handcuffs on his fingers, and a smug smile flashed in his eyebrows.

"Brother, there are a lot of false certificates on my body, take them all out and take a look......" Shuai Lang slammed the handcuffs in his hand, and said without being salty or indifferent.

The police!?

The man didn't have time to think about it, he screamed, turned around and ran, Shuai Lang pretended to stand up, and Sanya also helped shout to catch him, the false witness guy was frightened, panicked and crossed the bar, flew through the street, picked up the alley and jumped straight in, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

When there was a loud bang, it was Shuai Lang who threw the handcuffs and ID book straight into the trash, looked at Sanya with a smile, and looked up at Sonya: "Let's go, the ID card is here, people don't want money and leave, what are you waiting for?" ”

"This son of a bitch...... Treat me like a young lady. Sang Ya scolded and scolded, stepped forward to hold Shuai Lang, the two of them turned around the intersection of Baqi Road unhurriedly, Sang Ya touched the ID card in her hand, and asked Shuai Lang with a smile: "Hey, why did you throw away the eating guy?" ”

Of course, I don't understand why Shuai Lang threw the handcuffs, Shuai Lang smiled and said: "You can't do bad things often, it's almost enough...... What do you think? That's a good hand, right? ”

"Cut, it's far away, I waited so long to get two ID cards...... You see, what is this? Sangya took out a black, bulging wallet from the bag again, and was startled when she saw this thing, and snatched it out of her hand to see a stack of ID cards in the wallet, and then remembered why Sangya was so close to the person who did the fake certificate, why did she put the bag on her chest, and dared to block the sight of the goods to make it easier to start, and then thought about Sister Sang's method of transferring the bag in Zhongzhou, which was nothing to say, and said suddenly: "You are amazing...... It's so fast, I didn't even notice. ”

"This kid just looked at me, and he didn't know when I touched his wallet...... Ha ha...... What do you think? How many do I see? Sangya grabbed the general again, and saw that there were still hundreds of yuan in addition to a stack of ID cards, haha, but Shuai Lang was a little worried, and pulled Sanya: "Let's go, hurry up, don't come to this piece, I said sister, you did something to scare someone to death, just get two people's certificates, why did you steal people's wallets?" ”

"This bastard didn't have a good heart, he deserved to steal him......"

"Come on, it seems like we're okay...... Hurry up, other people's families will react and turn around to find trouble......"

"That's so fast, it's scared away......"

"In case, don't be afraid of 10,000 in case, you really don't think of yourself as an outsider, most of these people are local snakes......"

Shuai Lang pulled Sangya, stopped a taxi, got into the car, and left in a puff of smoke....................................................................................... An hour later, Yimin Road Sheep Scorpion Hot Pot Restaurant, did not take advantage of the private room Shuai Lang and Sanya picked a seat on the second floor, as soon as the people's pockets were full, their hearts were steady, Sangya ordered a few meat dishes, Shuai Lang asked for a few bottles of beer, and when they came up, it was the local Dongyue beer, and Sangya waved his hand to let the waiter change it...... In exchange for something, for Blue Ribbon, you can't treat the little brother badly.

Shuai Lang smirked, since Sister Sang sat in the east, the guest was as he pleased, and after a while, the hot pot soup was boiling, and the hot pot medicinal smell and the smell of meat came out, Sang Ya took the dish and persuaded Shuai Lang to eat, at this time, the two people who came out of the frightened and dazed were already in their hearts, and they ate a lot of food, and there were piles of sheep backbones in front of them after a while, but a little more bold, thanks to the taxi driver's introduction, while eating, while eating the sheep keel soup, the slightly spicy taste is handsome and tasteful, but Sang Ya is more bold than Shuai Lang, he exhaled a hot breath, and then said to Shuai Lang very enjoyably: "Enjoyable!" ”

A sentence said Shuai Lang hurriedly looked sideways, as if he was afraid that someone would pay attention, this Sonya didn't know what it was like before, but I haven't seen her Ya since I knew her, don't say a word that is more enjoyable than xxoo, that face can't be hung up, but when she turned her head, Sonya was unhappy, and the chopsticks poked at Shuai Lang and asked unhappily: "Hey, what's wrong, what's wrong?" Don't you think your sister is a lady again? ”

"You don't care about anything, you still care about my opinion......" Shuai Lang sipped the soup, said inexplicably, smiled and changed the topic: "I'm here to see if you don't lose the main door, so you can have a defense." ”

"Cut~~~~" Sanya gave a disdainful look, obviously insincere. However, for the person on the other side who is now a mustard and has become a confidant, if he is really penniless, he will probably have a way to throw either of them in a strange city, but they have come together for such a morning, pretending to be a police uncle and fishing for false witnesses, and the heartbeat is completely exciting, it seems that Sangya enjoys such a way of playing, and invites Shuai Lang to say: "Shuai Lang, do you want to hear my idea?" ”

"What thoughts?" Shuai Lang was stunned.

"Didn't you listen to what the taxi driver said just now, there are a few star-rated hotels in Changge......" Sangya lowered her voice.

Shuai Lang was startled, glared and asked, "You...... What do you want to do? ”

"Get some money!? Let's open a room to live in, find two golden turtles, I'll knock on the door, how about you carry your bag? Sonya said with a smile, with her appearance and temperament and her handsome hands and feet, it must be a match made in heaven.

It seems that he wants to play the enhanced version of the immortal jump, Shuai Lang frowned when he heard it, a little crying and laughing, and as soon as he came out, Sonya whispered: "Why are you like this?" Am I not thinking about you? It's not good to have a lot of money, aren't you unemployed? ”

"Don't don't, it's almost enough, hey, I said Sister Sang, what kind of professional background do you have, you cheat and steal, and you are going to rob it again in the blink of an eye?" Shuai Lang asked in a whisper.

"Aren't all compound talents popular now, will the light be the same? I've done it all. Sanya pouted, said disappreciatively, and glanced at Shuai Lang, as if Shuai Lang was shallow.

Sigh...... Shuai Lang sighed lightly, a little can't feel the taste in his heart, if it is impulsive in Zhongzhou, if it is a last resort in the detention place in the countryside, if he has just arrived in Changhao is forced to be helpless, then at this time he is a little weak-hearted, although he is accompanied by such a beauty, but it is also a big thunder, you are going to be down, you look pitiful, but you have to turn over, even deceive and steal and rob, maybe how big Lou Zi will be.

That's right, people are wise by eating a trench, and Shuai Lang is not a small loss in this, and people who suffer more losses will learn to be obedient and know the importance of some things.

"Hi, hi...... What's in a daze? ”

Sanya knocked on the table, as if asking Shuai Lang, Shuai Lang smiled and refused: "Let's rest first, you are not tired from riding after a busy night, I am tired from riding, I have rested for a few hours...... Find a place to sleep. ”

"Huh!? It's not ......" Sang Ya disdained, chewing something in her mouth and saying, seeing that Shuai Lang avoided his gaze again, put down the sheep's backbone, and directly stretched out his greasy little hand to straighten Shuai Lang's chin, held it, and said very seriously: "Hey, I ask you something, don't lie." ”

"Isn't it your profession to lie? …… What to ask? Want to check my account? Shuai Lang slapped Sanya's hand aside, found paper and wiped the oil, Sanya saved his hand, smiled and wiped a napkin and asked Shuai Lang: "I ask you, who are you?" ”

"It's been said a hundred times, it's really an unemployed youth."

"I don't believe it."

"Don't believe me, too."

"Then I can't understand that unemployed young people are like you, and they will be handcuffed?"

"Oh, that's a family handicap."

"Huh...... What about pretending to be a cop? Also a family heirloom? ”

"Those who go to school on TV, don't the police get their surnames when they come out?"

"If you don't come, you must have something wrong with your coming."

"I said, Sister Sang, you have a problem all over your body, why do you suspect that I have a problem now? What's the problem? ”

The two of them face to face, muttering quietly, they both seem to prefer this way of talking about catching secrets, Shuai Lang is a little suspicious at this time, the informal Sonya in front of him may be the true nature of this female deception, and Sonya is a little confused, suddenly Lingling flashed a pair of beautiful eyes, looked at Shuai Lang for a long time, and then said suspiciously: "Say that you are a good person, you can fight and cheat and pretend to be a policeman; Say you're a bad person, and you're standing up to save others; Say you're cowardly, a few people can't scare you; Say you're bold, sister, don't you just touch a wallet? Scares you like this...... Who the hell are you? ”

"Hehe, it's not good, it's not bad, you can't be a good person if you have a thief's heart, but a thief is not bold, and you can't be a bad person, so it's not good or bad." Shuai Lang said with a smile, looked at Sanya, gave her an innocent look, and persuaded: "Now that you have money for food and housing, it's time to stop in moderation, I said Sister Sang, aren't you really going to do a few big votes, right?" Don't you say that you wash your hands on the road? ”

"No...... I'll try you and see who you are...... Hehe...... Sample. I'm going to wash my hands and don't dry it, are you going to feed me? Sanya's index finger lightly pulled Shuai Lang's face that was looking directly, pulled it aside, eliminated the embarrassment between the eyes, and buried her head in the dishes, eating while holding a large glass of beer and Shuai Lang.

So after the tribulation disappeared, the obvious gap slowly appeared between the two, because of the difference in position, or because of the difficulty of speculation? Or maybe it's because the two of them are not on the same path at all, it was just a chance encounter, anyway, Shuai Lang felt that after an instant, Sangya became less cheerful and not so bold, sipped the soup slowly, and persuaded the dish elegantly and gently...... Yes, the taste of ladies has come up, which makes Shuai Lang feel even more uncomfortable.

After eating, I paid the bill, the fake witness had seven or eight hundred yuan in his wallet, all of which were cheap Sanya, he stopped a taxi out of the hotel, asked the driver, took him to a decent hotel, swaggered to the bar and opened the room, a little tired Shuai Lang threw himself on the bed with a loud noise, hugged the pillow, and wanted to sleep beautifully, but Sang Ya raised her legs and kicked Shuai Lang, who was half lying on the bed, urged: "Go take a bath and ......sleep again."

"Oh, it's really ......" Shuai Lang got up again, and was stunned when he saw Sanya, but when he opened the door and entered the room, he couldn't leave his body and didn't touch the bed, as if he was about to leave, and asked Sanya in a daze: "Aren't you going to sleep together?" ”

Sonya frowned slightly, handsome Lang Deng saved a single room for two, it seemed that this was a little wrong, smiled and explained: "Don't get me wrong, I didn't think about it...... I mean, aren't you tired? ”

"I didn't even dare to think about it, it seems that you really don't have much courage." Sanya teased, stroked Shuailang's face like a caress, smiled and turned around and said, "I'll go out for a while, you can sleep first......"

The sound fell and people left, Shuai Lang didn't have time to ask more, the person had already closed the door, and the faint feeling of loss rose in his heart for no reason, so that Shuai Lang entered the bathroom a little abruptly, took a hot bath, and soon opened the quilt and fell asleep.........

(To be continued)