Changhao City, with a population of more than 100,000, is still different from Zhongzhou, the obvious difference is in the air and scenery, although the buildings in the shade of green trees and gardens are a little less modern, but they are more humanistic, compared with the majestic Zhongzhou City, it is more like a place to rest with a unique style.

Shuai Lang and Sangya entered the city directly from the national highway, and when they arrived at the roadside of Changshe, not far from the passenger station, the hungry two ate at the breakfast stall on the side of the road. It's not that you have to choose here, but the broken car that came to you only paid fifteen yuan for the tattered one, which is only enough to spend in this kind of place.

There are not many tricks in the stall, Hu spicy soup instant noodles, the staple food is fried dough sticks and xiaolongbao, counting the silver in the pocket, I asked for a boiled instant noodles and Hu spicy soup, the two steamed buns are basically improvised, the meal came up, the two looked at each other, smiled, and felt the same, you hold the spoon and I hold the chopsticks, the meteor catches the moon and eats it, the fatigue of running around all night makes the two of them have a great appetite, when they eat, they are like a family, you hand me a plate of chili peppers, I give you a bun, the meal is more than half, and then I take a long breath, I don't think I've ever felt like a roadside food stall can be so fragrant, yes, it's fragrant, and now I think about what steak and salad I had last night, and it's far from that.

"Shuailang, have you been here?" Sanya took the time to ask.

"Well, I've been here, this is the bathroom capital, there are many ceramic products, I've been here in junior high school for many years." Shuai Lang drank the soup with a bowl and answered.

"The greenery is good...... Well, the rice tastes good too. Sang Ya put the bun in her mouth and said vaguely, Shuai Lang looked at Sang Ya who was eating comfortably at this time, and her depressed appearance was naturally the same as last night in the Western restaurant, and smiled: "That's because you are hungry." ”

"As if you're not hungry...... I didn't have any grace at all, I rushed to eat, and I ate more than me. Sanya replied with a smile.

"Please, I've been riding all night, so I should eat more." Shuai Lang said.

"Is it okay in the middle of the night, I was still locked up in the first half of the night......"

The two of them quarreled, Shuai Lang was not very accommodating, Sang Ya was not very polite, big and small things always had to fight for the length of the matter, eat, stretch your waist, that is called a comfortable, Shuai Lang took fifteen to pay the bill, and found two pieces of five, but just got it in his hand, it was gone in the blink of an eye, but when he looked up, Sanya snatched it, and hurriedly followed Sanya's footsteps and whispered: "Hey, hey, it's just two pieces of five, and you still rely on these two pieces of five to mix, what are you doing?" ”

"What do you say you should do in the morning?" Sanya's footsteps didn't stop, a few steps away to the cold drink stall that had just come out of the market, bought two bottles of cheap mineral water for two yuan, and threw the remaining five cents to Shuai Lang, pulled Shuai Lang to turn the corner, and put the water in Shuai Lang's hand: "Take it, wash your face." ”

"Ah, such a luxury!? Mineral water to wash your face ......"

Shuai Lang said, feeling that this matter didn't know where to be colain, smiled, poured water for Sanya, Sanya washed his face with his hands, and rinsed his mouth with water, a little refreshed, seeing that Shuai Lang didn't know what to think, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he came up and pulled Shuai Lang's clothes and said, "Take off your clothes." ”

"Why are you undressing?" Shuai Lang suddenly became confused, looking at Sister Sang in a bare-shouldered red dress, and felt that this was very wrong. Look at the place again, it is an alley in the middle of Changshe Road, although there are not many people, but there are also a lot, it seems that the place is not right?

"How do I walk in this......" Sonya signaled, the dare to love top skirt opened a big opening, and it was under the armpit, if you don't walk with your arms between your arms, the spring light will leak a lot, no wonder Sang Ya has been sandwiching the jacket under her arm, dare to love is to cover up shame, but it doesn't seem to need to hide in front of Shuai Lang, looking at the place where the spring light leaked, Shuai Lang smiled, but Sanya threw the clothes on Shuai Lang and urged: "Take it off, you wear this." ”

"Patronize yourself beautiful......" Shuai Lang took the clothes, scratching his hair, but he still took off the linen shirt and threw it to Sanya according to his words, but he put on a jacket, which was ugly, gray, and big, and was about to scratch it, but he was stunned when he saw Sanya change clothes...... The upper body of the shirt is buttoned and stretched, even if it looks a little wider, the waist of Sanya is also quite upright, and the bulging chest is very stylish, the skirt that originally looked very short was put down, and the waist was tied, and it suddenly became a long skirt over the knee, just like the one I saw in the Zhongzhou Hotel, but a very ordinary shirt can immediately set off people to change their appearance.

No, it's changed, the face is washed, a few strands of hair cover the face that is a little scarred, the collar is whole, the skirt is pulled, the slender and straight Sanya is not inferior to the model who walked on the catwalk, and in the blink of an eye, he turned around and asked Shuailang: "Is it good-looking?" ”

"Hmm...... Not bad. Shuai Lang responded mechanically, the vertical striped shirt looked more upright and tall, and this kind of male dress made the eyebrows a little more heroic, the new makeup peaked, the amplitude of the convex and backward curls seemed to be more obvious, almost to the level of uniform temptation, smiled and looked at Sanya's smug expression, Shuai Lang said bad things: "Don't be happy, I mean my clothes are good, thousands." ”

"Before a woman is thirty years old, her clothes are beautiful because of people; After the age of thirty, people are beautiful because of their clothes, and now my sister is beautiful, so everything she wears is beautiful...... Huh, right? Sanya straightened her clothes, took a sip of cold water, and asked with a smile.

"Yes!" Shuai Lang handed over the mineral water bottle, and added with a smile: "People are so beautiful, they don't need to wear clothes, that's not even more beautiful." ”

Strike...... Sanya squirted, wanting to reprimand Shuai Lang, but unexpectedly saw Shuai Lang wearing a big jacket like a half-coat, and couldn't help giggling, sister is beautiful, brother is big, it is estimated that this dress is a strong jacket, Shuai Lang is like a small sack, flickering for a ride, until Sanya laughed and teased Shuai Lang several times, Shuai Lang was wearing his clothes with a stupid face, like a little man who was a little displeased, Sanya knew that he was satisfied, while holding his arm, leaning on the side of Shuai Lang, it was easy to give Shuai Lang's injured little heart some comfort...... Long street, pedestrians, strange cities, because of each other and no longer strangers, along the Changshe Road like a leisurely stroll walking, beside the beautiful women who have been in the dream of the silver several times, the change of the night is like a spring dream has not woken up, at this time the warm sun has just risen, it seems to be quiet and beautiful The small city seems to be unfolding her most beautiful side to these two uninvited guests, stepping on the stepped stones full of patterns, Shuai Lang glanced at the long hair and shoulders several times, and the smiling Sangya, there is always an unrealistic feeling.

"Hey, you see how people peek." Sanya crossed her arm and gestured, and found out.

"You're so sharp-eyed? I peeked at it and you found it all. Shuai Lang smiled, his face was neither red nor black.

"It's up to you to look at it, as if I don't let you look like it." Sangya took a step forward and blocked in front of Shuai Lang, facing him very boldly, but he grimaced and faced Shuai Lang, and he made a hair pulling action, the orchid finger that finished brushing his hair changed, his finger picked Shuai Lang, and he lifted Shuai Lang's chin lightly, pursed his lips, and his lips turned into a curved, smiling arc, staring at Shuai Lang with watery eyes, Shuai Lang was so amused that his liver trembled up and down, and he pulled Sanya's hand over and said unhappily: "Hey, what are you doing here?" Even if there is a possibility of annihilation, we can't tease you like this......... I should have done that. ”

"If you don't dare to answer, I'll do it for you, haha......" Sanya laughed, which made Shuai Lang blush a little again, and held Shuai Lang's arm again, Sanya smiled and asked, "Hey, what are you going to do next?" I can't hold it anymore, so I have to find a place to rest first, I haven't slept all night. ”

"In this way, it is often five cents...... Find a place to take a long distance, and I'll find a buddy to send money over...... But you'll have to wait a few hours. Shuai Lang lit up the dirty five-cent bill in his hand, and said his thoughts, the last straw.

"In that case, we'll have to separate." Sanya said suddenly.

"Why?" Shuai Lang didn't understand.

"It's inconvenient, don't get me wrong...... Your mobile phone and things are all in Liang Genbang's hands, it is likely that he will find your surroundings through his mobile phone, if you know alone, it is okay to say, but if you want your friends to know, I am afraid that it is impossible for you to keep your mouth shut...... So, I don't want to see anyone but you......" Sanya said, reluctantly finding a reason, leaning her head sideways against Shuai Lang and said reluctantly: "I don't want to bring you trouble, or I'll go alone?" ”

"What about you?" Shuai Lang was nervous.

"Living on the streets, anyway, sometimes you don't give me a good face, don't you think I'm cumbersome?" Sonya asked deliberately, glancing at Shuai Lang.

Shuai Lang's eyebrows moved, and he hurriedly said, "Where is it?" I threw you away on the road because you were too cumbersome, and then threw it here as for the pack? ”

"If you don't throw me, I'll have to leave? With me you can't use your real identity, otherwise it's a bunch of trouble; Besides, can your friend solve the identity problem? It is a problem to have an ID card and not live in a hotel. Sanya asked softly.

"That's a problem......" Shuai Lang stood still, stunned and thought about it, there is really such a worry, this group of fox friends and dog friends around him, in addition to leaking their mouths, is a rotten mouth, if they are confused and pull a long way to send money, Sensei expects this matter to keep it secret, and he can't bring money and bring a fake certificate again, right?

"Or, think of a way, let's solve it ourselves...... Just so let's play together for a day in Changhao? Don't tell anyone. Sangya proposed, looked at Shuai Lang, and added softly in her ear: "Just the two of us ......."

Of course Shuai Lang was happy, and nodded without thinking, but he nodded, and was embarrassed again, and Liang Liang Liang showed the five cents in his right hand: "Sister Sang, it's just five cents, what are we playing?" Can only buy a popsicle to nibble on? ”

"Huh...... Rely on your survival wisdom!? Sanya excitedly said, laughing and teasing Shuai Lang, thinking about the bicycle for money, pointing to the side of the road and saying: "I'll think of a way for you, you carry two manhole covers, or pull out two iron flower grids, sell them to the rags, and immediately have the money for food and accommodation." ”

"Huh!? What do you do in broad daylight? Besides, stealing manhole covers is too indiscriminate, who traps people in the pit, doesn't it create evil? Shuai Lang was stunned, this matter is too harmful, and it is broad daylight, so naturally it will not work.

"Or ...... I'll give you something to do? ”

Sanya's words turned sharp, and the pride was even worse, as if he was waiting for this peak to turn around, as if he was waiting for Shuai Lang to have nothing to do with himself, but Shuai Lang saw some secret hidden in Sanya's playful eyes and quickly refused: "Don't, don't make a move, what Liang Caibang catches us and runs, if the police arrest you, you have no place to run......"

"So what do you say? If you can't solve it, I can only solve it myself. Sangya said, it seemed to be intentionally or unintentionally provoking Shuai Lang, and deducting all the problems that seemed to be difficult to solve on Shuai Lang's head, seeing that Shuai Lang was a little embarrassed, Sanya smiled and asked: "Otherwise, sister will solve it for you, just sister's appearance, go to this small place to fish a few Kaizi ......"

"Forget it, I'll get it, you're too unsafe......"

Shuai Lang thought about it, and finally aroused his competitive heart, under this condition, he couldn't eat soft rice to keep Sister Sang alive, and said that he pulled Sanya, who was a little puzzled, and left, turned back, and fell back in the direction of entering the city.............................................................................. For people who have been in the city for a long time, being penniless is certainly not a problem, as the saying goes, each sells its own pretty, each has its own way, Shuai Lang may not know Sanya's thoughts, but Sanya can't understand Shuai Lang's thoughts, such as pulling the shoe buckle and opening the cuffs, touching a bicycle to run, and then changing the bicycle for breakfast, the way to survive is not ingenious, and now how Shuai Lang wants to "get" money, "get" the ID card, seems to be very interested.

The first stop was the Changxing Road morning market that had not yet dispersed, Sangya stood on the edge of the morning market and watched Shuai Lang patrol several stalls, and finally stared at a stall owner who bought inferior supplies, looking like a bargain, but Sanya's strange Shuai Lang only had five cents on him, and his net worth could not afford to spend in this kind of place, but the result was that she was very surprised, she didn't buy anything, but changed the jacket on her body to a short shirt for small business, light blue.

Obviously suffered a loss, when Shuai Lang came out of the morning market triumphantly, Sang Ya looked at the shirt he had just put on and said that he had suffered a loss, the jacket was a domestic brand, and this shirt was poor, the texture was very bad, there were threads in a few places, the stitches were quite large, and it was the color of the goods processed by the small factory at a glance, but Shuai Lang mysteriously pulled Sang Ya to turn half a street, drilled into the mouth of the alley, muttered in a low voice, and the kung fu of speaking also brightened the one thing in the trouser pocket, which was handcuffs, and the handcuffs were taken off.

Hearing Shuai Lang's thoughts, Sonya's face changed in fright, and she whispered nervously: "Huh? You're going to pretend to be a cop? ”

"It's not just me, you have to pretend to be ...... You listen to me, don't be nervous, you just think you're a police officer......" Shuai Lang said, and then lit up a small book that was replaced, sprinkled with a silver police badge, just like the driver's license book and work permit sold on the stall, it was so fake that it was very fake, and looked at Sanya's silver teeth and bit it, eager to kick Shuai Lang a few times, but Shuai Lang didn't think this trick was clumsy at all, looked at the messy small advertisements on the wall, and tried to tear down the advertising paper for marriage and finding people that was pasted up, the more Sang Ya looked at it, the more confused she became, and asked: "What are you going to do?" Are you going to go to the police station to cheat? ”

"Are you kidding? That's called throwing yourself into a trap...... Get there. Shuai Lang pointed to the depths of the alley, there was a sign at the mouth of the alley, calling the hotel, Sang Ya was stunned Shuai Lang had already torn up a piece of paper, a photo of a rich woman on a small advertisement for marriage, black and white, took it in his hand and looked at it for a moment, and greeted Sang Ya who was stunned: "Go...... Take this, come in the door and you like this... Such... Lie down, cheat down, cheat if you can't cheat, run away, it's not good to be caught......"

Sang Ya was silent, she originally thought that she was handsome and timid like a mouse, but at this time it seems that she is clumsy, this is simply as bold as a tiger, and she wants to pretend to be a police officer to go into the hotel to check the room in broad daylight!?

Fortunately, Sanya's professional quality is very good, she keeps her face and follows Shuailang, and she can't help but be curious to find out, how to do it.

Swaggering, looking straight at the top of the eyes and with a serious expression, like a criminal gang member who came to collect debts, he went straight to the door of the hotel one after another, and then showed the fake certificate very vigorously...... Note that it is just a light in the hand: "...... of the criminal police team of the city bureau"

As soon as his identity was revealed, the reason came, followed by the very unclear picture and slapped it on the counter: "Boss, look, has this person seen it?" ”

Yes, the middle-aged boss who is forty years old, listened to the name and chuckled, looked at the posture and was startled, that dared to ask for documents to take a closer look, nervously looked at the guy in front of him who looked like a plainclothes policeman, his face was not evil, but it was very cold, his eyes were bright, he didn't dare not care, he looked at the printed photos carefully, and before he said anything, the woman who came in who looked like a plainclothes policewoman "clicked", the handcuffs fell to the ground, the shackles were swaying, and the shackles rang out, and he bent down to pick up the kung fu, and saw Shuai Lang turning around and reprimanding:" Be careful not to scare the guests...... This is an unannounced visit. Right...... Boss, don't worry, don't check other problems in your shop, but if you want to see the woman in the photo, you must report it to us in time......"

"Oh, good...... But I haven't seen this person? "The innkeeper wiped his nose with a big rosacea, and he was very cooperative with the public security organs.

Of course I haven't seen it, only if I have seen it, I only heard Shuai Lang flickering in the photo torn off the wall: "Boss, I solemnly emphasize again, don't hide anything, this is a female liar with a lot of cases, our police have been chasing her for a long time...... Come to think of it, have you ever had a suspicious single woman living here lately? ”

"No!? There are more than 30 of our small shops, and half of them are old customers of ceramics...... No, I haven't seen ......," the boss said with certainty, even if he wasn't sure, he had to use this tone, and Sanya was dressed as a plainclothes woman with a cold eye, a serious expression, and a silent voice, as if she was observing the environment of the store very carefully.

The two scammers joined forces, and a few small actions were just right, the boss really didn't dare to doubt that such a stylish and professional plainclothes policeman was really looking for trouble.

"So, you leave the photo, do you have a pen? I'll leave you a phone number........." Shuai Lang said, hastily drew a virtual phone number on the photo, and solemnly handed it to the innkeeper, saying as he handed it over: "By the way, I will take it away from you for monitoring, and I will send it back to you after copying it......"

"Take the computer?" The boss was surprised and looked at the computer under the counter.

"No, just bring a hard disk to store the video, or you don't have a computer, you can send it to the team...... The two of us can carry it, and several need to be investigated. Shuai Lang said quietly, giving an impeccable rule.

"Then let's bring a hard drive, I'll go away......" The boss compared and chose a compromise way.

So the boss was very convinced to invite Shuai Lang into the counter, so Shuai Lang opened the back compartment of the computer very grandiosely, and pulled down the box-type hard drive, this technique is so skillful, so that the boss does not believe that the police are coming, not to mention that the woman who looks like a plainclothes policewoman told him again that he must pay attention to public security precautions, and strictly prevent hooligans, rogue warblers and rogue criminals, and if something happens, it will affect the operation of the hotel...... Speaking of the first word, a few words made the fat boss suddenly feel that the police have a vision, who often come to our small hotel, in fact, everyone knows it.

was sent out of the hotel by the fat boss really as a policeman, the performance was over in a few minutes, out of the alley, the two of them ran at the same speed, straight out of the hundreds of meters, Sonya covered her stomach and laughed breathlessly, pointing at Shuai Lang to say something, but when he saw Shuai Lang, he couldn't help but want to think that he was pretending to be a policeman, and he laughed wildly, the two of them laughed in the dark for a long time, Sang Ya grabbed Shuai Lang and finally suddenly realized and said: "You also persuade me not to deceive people, I think you can deceive better than me...... Ah, pretending to be a police officer and deceiving people, I suspect that you are a professional liar. ”

"Can that be the same? You cheat tens of thousands of hundreds of thousands, that's called a crime, we're a prank at most, who takes it seriously? Shuai Lang said, hehe smiled. I know a lot about this industry influenced by my father since I was a child, and I really don't have a police uniform, maybe it will be more like it if I have a police uniform.

Sonya was smiling, thinking carefully at this time before she felt that this seemingly clumsy scam was actually very ingenious, tearing a photo as a fugitive, wearing a plausible shirt and pretending to be plainclothes, entering the door to catch people first, and then cooperating with the handcuffs to dispel the other party's doubts, coupled with a few lines from Shuai Lang vividly, I am afraid that the boss who is already empty in his heart will not dare to be so true.

"How? One more time? Shuai Lang smiled, energetic.

"Hmm......" Sangya nodded, and the two liars finally had a common cause and pursuit.

So the two of them caught the secret and generally chose a small hotel in the depths of the alley to start, the same script, the same performance, and swept three hotels, and it was easier after that, as soon as the bluff said, they carried the same box-type hard disk in their hands for a while, and unceremoniously urged the innkeeper to the small owner: Ma Lidian, there are several...... What the hell is going to be about?

In fact, it was very simple, at about eleven o'clock, the two of them walked to the computer market on Renmin Road, and Sangya watched Shuai Lang carry four hard drives into the computer city...... Then, and then Shuai Lang came out proudly empty-handed after a short time, and when he arrived in front of Sanya, he mysteriously lit up his hand, and there were already a few more hundred-yuan bills, and Sanya also secretly took it in his hand and counted it, five hundred yuan, thinking about the money that came from the wrong way, he asked Shuai Lang in a low voice: "They dare to accept this thief's stolen goods?" ”

"No one knows anyone, it's so cheap, why don't you dare to accept it, how many of them are not from the merchants?" Shuai Lang said with a smile.

"It's not going to happen, is it? You're bold enough to deceive things under the guise of the police. Sanya whispered.

"Don't worry, there's no, the innkeeper wishes the police would never send him a hard drive, so he can do whatever he wants...... Besides, how big is the case value, who will check it? Shuai Lang said, not taking it seriously.

"Well, I need to buy a dress...... Then, where are we going to eat at noon? Hehe, I said Shuailang, it seems that I have to keep up with your delicious and spicy drinks. Sanya smiled, relieved, and involuntarily reached out and caressed Shuailang's face as a reward.

"I'll get you an ID before you eat." Shuai Lang said, the two walked side by side, the money was in hand, and they had the bottom of their hearts.

"What? Do you have a way to this? Sanya asked, surprised.

"I'll make a call...... It's delivered to us in ten minutes, and it's a free service, can you believe it? Shuai Lang smiled and glanced at Sanya.

Sonya was stunned, if you want to talk about bag transfer, exchange currency, or a scam organized by a few people, it is an expert, but she is really unsure of Shuai Lang's strange method, thought about it, and said loudly: "Impossible, right?" It will take some time to give false testimony...... Besides, if you don't pay for it, who will give it to you? ”

"You don't understand, do you? Do you want to learn, and you won't be afraid to go all over the country in the future......" Shuai Lang tempted.

"Well, of course I want to learn, you're really interesting." Sannya Road.

"I can't teach you in vain, what pay you?"

"Please ...... you eat?"

"I cheated the money back, what do you want to please?"

"Hey, make no mistake, I'm covering, there's always half of me, right?"

"Collective property cannot be counted as ......"

"And what do you want?"

"I want to ...... I want to ......"

Sang Ya was asking teasingly, Shuai Lang raised his head, and said I think, I think, I didn't say it, Sang Ya smiled, turned her face sideways and kissed Shuai Lang's face quickly, and asked quietly: "Is this so?" ”

"Hmm... Almost. The feeling wasn't strong enough, though. Shuai Lang said happily.

Unexpectedly, I underestimated the intensity of Sister Haofang, and when I heard this, I grabbed Shuai Lang, and I was slighter with a handsome chin, and kissed him when no one was on the street, and said with a smile: "I knew that you were so handsome and so dragged, and my sister was committed to you that night...... Come, let my sister kiss again. ”

Talking and holding Shuai Lang's face, possessed and indistinguishable, he pouted and came to an aggressive wet kiss, but this started with a bit of banter, and it was the street again, Shuai Lang's face couldn't be hung upside down this time, and he struggled to break away: "Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, the first time I saw someone thicker than me, it was still a woman's ......"

Struggled out, looking around like a thief, this street is so handsome and handsome has never tried before, fortunately, no one in the city cares about anyone, but a passerby took a look at it in surprise, which made Shuai Lang's heart flutter, and he was more empty than going to deceive people's hard drives.

"Huh...... Dare to pretend to be a policeman and dare not kiss a woman, and he is not bold" Sang Ya smiled narrowly, his arm was still wrapped around Shuai Lang's neck, and Shuai Lang put down Sang Ya's arm that seemed to be in love very much, and said softly: "Low-key...... Keep a low profile and don't stand out...... I'm forced to do something bad this time, get another ID card, let's stop, okay? ”

"Well, agreed......" Sanya nodded.

The two of them walked to the small square in the center of the city crookedly, and Shuai Lang taught Sanya in his ear, this bad idea came up again......

(To be continued)