Chapter 135: Training
When the sun goes down and then climbs up and down again, it takes a day for the earth to revolve around in one week, and the most ruthless thing in the world is time, which makes beautiful women become goosebumps, and it makes handsome guys become old mouths with poisonous tongues.
The river may still flow backwards, but time will never turn back.
It will be the Spring Festival in a few days, everywhere is filled with the atmosphere of the upcoming festival, walking on the street can already feel the festive atmosphere in advance, this is the most important festival in China in a year, however, Wu Ming has no concept of the Spring Festival.
For a ticket home, many people queued up all night in the bitter cold, just to go home and spend a reunion with their families, Wu Ming sighed faintly, for a person who has lost his memory, the road is at his feet, but where is home?
Don't know if you have any relatives? Did you make the belly of the first love girl bigger? Who was given to the first time? Is it for the kind of woman who needs to pay? Is it the first taste of the forbidden fruit in the grove? Did you use an old man's cart? I don't remember all of this!
Wu Ming was a little upset, and the longan team who was watching "The Legend of Golden Lotus" was also absent-minded, although it was a little pleasure to watch Ximen Beast seduce Jin Lian Chunmei, but after all, it was just Wangmei to quench their thirst, since Wu Ming postponed the training indefinitely, making them hopeless, their training in the past few days has not been able to lift their energy.
When a soldier is to give birth to a dragon and a tiger, in order to clean up the robbers, when a thief also needs the spirit of dragon and horse, in order to have the strength to dig people's ancestral graves, what kind of climate can the malaise become? Wu Ming knew that little Jiujiu in their hearts, shook his head and walked out of the shooting range, it was almost the New Year, looking at them strange and pitiful, just add some food to them!
There are actually not many people in the huge reserve force camp, there is only a battalion of Yanlong Special Forces hidden here, which is divided into three companies, one is an electronic information company, one is a communication company, and one is a guard company, these special forces can go out as long as they get the consent of the company commander, but the Longyan squad is different, if they want to go out, they must get the commander to nod and the squad leader to agree.
Like the dragon's teeth, the dragon's eye squad is also directly under the orders of the commander, they are a relatively detached existence in the army, as a squad leader's antique, the status is even no less than a division commander, according to Wu Mingde's reliable information, his father is still a military boss at the same level as Xu Guohao.
The prince who is in the red! is a sure thing, I don't know if he has any extra daughters in his family? Wu Ming showed a lewd smile and walked straight to the small courtyard of Commander Xu Guohao's office.
After getting Xu Guohao's approval, Wu Ming went to the camp office building to find antiques, and easily got the pass, Wu Ming didn't dare to invite him to go out to practice together, if he patted the horse's ass, it was okay to say, in case he slapped the horse's legs, he would only be kicked.
When Wu Ming brought the 'good news' back to the shooting range, the entire shooting range suddenly boiled, and half an hour later, a white Dongfeng warrior and two camouflage Dongfeng warriors slowly drove out of the gate of the reserve force.
The first time he led the troops out of the camp, Wu Ming, who did not know much about the enemy's situation, immediately called Zhuge Dachang, an old sparrow who had been mixed in the capital, and soon, he got the information he wanted.
Although Wu Ming really wanted to take the Longan team to fight foreign devils, the military expenditure was limited, and the price of imported goods was too high, so he could only choose to support domestic products.
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Rayong, who was born in the transportation company, drove the car very well, and he didn't even drive the car into the ditch without looking at the road, he looked at Wu Ming, who was sitting in the passenger seat with his eyes closed, with an expression of wanting to say something.
Wu Ming opened his eyes and asked lightly, "What do you want to say?" ”
Rayong asked Ai Ai, "Instructor, what are we going to Tianfu Food City in Haiding?" ”
"Eat!"
Rayong hurriedly said: "Why do you want to eat?" Aren't we going to find the girl? ”
Wu Ming stretched out his hand and patted Luo Yong's shoulder, and praised: "Go to look for flowers and ask willows in broad daylight, the young man has a future!" ”
Luo Yong said shyly: "You have won the prize." ”
"Do you think I'm really complimenting you? Idiot! In broad daylight, people haven't started business yet! Wu Ming rolled his eyes and said, "Let's go eat first, how can we have the strength to fight if we don't eat enough?" ”
Rayong patted the horse: "You deserve to be a connoisseur!" ”
Di Cheng, who was sitting in the back row, immediately slipped his beard: "The instructor is really far-sighted. ”
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An hour later, three military vehicles came to Tianfu Food City in Haiding District, and Wu Ming had been eating at this restaurant for a few days when Shen Ruoxi had ceasefire, and he thought it tasted good.
I didn't come for a few days, and as soon as I got off the car, Wu Ming found that the shop next to Tianfu Food City had been renovated, and it was also a restaurant, called the 'Fat Sheep' restaurant, and there were two welcome girls wearing maid costumes at the door.
Fat sheep? If you go in, you may become someone's fat sheep, but the quality of the welcome lady is very high, and she still wears black silk on a cold day, Wu Ming decided to vote for the restaurant, eleven to zero, and their group walked to the fat sheep restaurant.
The two maid girls shouted sweetly: "A few military masters! Welcome! ”
Wu Ming corrected solemnly: "We are not military masters, we are officers!" ”
"That'...... A few officials inside please! ”
"Official?" Wu Ming nodded with satisfaction and said, "This title is very in place, and it is very much in line with me." ”
Entered the box, added a chair, Wu Ming and others just made up enough for a table, when the menu was delivered, all the people at the table were a little dumbfounded, the name of the dish was strange, milk cover chicken? Buddha jumping into the river? Ass flowering? Eighteen palms of beasts?
What is this?
There are dozens and hundreds of yuan for a dish, which is not very expensive, in addition to the special dishes, they also have special wine, called 'one liter of tears', and Wu Ming can't hold back his curiosity, Wu Ming ordered all the thirty special dishes and wine in their store.
The dish is up, Wu Ming's sweat is down, milk cover chicken? A roast chicken brushed with cream, Buddha jumping into the river? A bowl of soup with a few hard-boiled eggs floating in it, and the butt blooming? How many flowers are inserted behind the butt of a roast duck, and the beast has eighteen palms? Eighteen duck paws on one plate.
Although they have long guessed that these bizarre dish names may be just a gimmick to attract people, but it really makes people feel a little cheating, when the tears of a liter of special wine come up, they know that there is a pit and a pit deep, and they bought a pound of bulk liquor for eighty-eight yuan, which can definitely make people cry a liter of tears.
The food and wine are not very good, but their restaurant provides maid girls to accompany the wine service, there are two attentive girls on the side pouring wine and waiting, Wu Ming and the others still eat very happily, a meal cost nearly two thousand yuan, everyone thinks it is worth the money.
As long as the girl is beautiful, everything else is floating clouds!
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Shen Yiyi is a school opened by a foreigner, but it is a Chinese holiday, she is already on winter vacation, Wu Ming doesn't have to pick her up from school, they have a meal until six o'clock in the afternoon, and when they go out, it is almost dark.
According to the information provided by Zhuge Dachang, Wu Ming and others went to a massage and beauty salon with the name 'Starlight', I heard that it is still a chain store, and it has a good reputation in the circle of drifting friends, and the service is very good.
There are two starlight massage and beauty salons near Haiding District, Wu Ming and his entourage drove to the nearest one, their eyes immediately burst out of green light after getting out of the car, and they could see a snow-white thigh in the store, because the weather was too cold, the girls were wrapped very thickly, and the thighs were already the limit.
Under the leadership of Wu Ming, a group of men in military uniforms walked into the store, and then there was a burst of chickens and dogs jumping mixed with crying fathers and shouting mothers, and in the blink of an eye, the entire hall ran empty, as if it had been washed, clean and slippery.
What's going on? Wu Ming and his entourage stood in the hall and said, are we poisonous snakes and beasts? Then, they walked around the store and found that all the people had run away, not even the mother mouse, so they had to leave in a huff.
When I came to the second Starlight Massage Parlor, I still encountered the same situation, as soon as Wu Ming and his party entered the door, the girls immediately covered their faces and ran away, leaving behind a lot of high heels.
After sweeping five Starlight massage parlors in a row, Wu Ming finally came to his senses, he stood in the hall and shouted, "What are you running? We're here to consume. ”
Rayong asked stupidly, "Why did they run away when they saw us?" ”
Wu Ming's face darkened, and he said indignantly: "We are wearing military uniforms, they may think that we are here to sweep away pornography." ”
After knowing what the problem was, Wu Ming and his party changed their clothes, but when they came to the sixth Starlight Massage Parlor, they found that it was closed, and the seventh was also closed......
Standing at the door of the tenth closed Starlight Massage Parlor, Wu Ming sighed, it seems that there is no drama today, they just wanted to leave, and found that a massage parlor called 'Huahua' next to it was still open, and there were two beautiful girls inside.
Wu Ming snapped his fingers, smiled, and said, "Huahua? Just listen to the name and know that it has connotations. ”
Rayong let out a string of low-level laughter, and said with a fluttering eyebrow: "For example, fancy underwear? ”
The group walked into the massage parlor, Wu Ming looked at the two girls, and smiled obscenely: "Sister! Let's get a massage! ”
"Do you all want a massage?"
"Yes, yes!"
"We may not have enough technicians, you can only come three people at a time."
Rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper-scissors, Wu Ming, Luo Yong and Huang Keming won, and they followed a girl into the room in a string of envious, jealous and hateful eyes.
"I want Lori!"
"I want a royal sister!"
As soon as they entered the room, the two Xiaobai couldn't wait to express their preferences, Wu Ming glanced at them with disdain, and the old bird said, "Find me a good one." ”
"Wait a minute, our master will be here soon." The girl smiled and walked out of the room.
The technician came soon, it was Lori his uncle, the royal sister and his father, and a few blind masseurs came, all of them were old men, Wu Ming almost burst into tears on the spot, it was actually a regular massage, I went!
After Wu Ming and his entourage returned to the army in a gloomy manner, the ancient capital began to be noisy, and the police chiefs of several subdivisions talked on the phone, tonight, there are destined to be many people who have insomnia, and Ding Huairen is one of them.