In the office of the commander of the reserve force battalion, Wu Ming and the ten people of the Longyan squad stood like wooden stakes, waiting to listen to the instructions, but the majestic Xu Guohao sat on the chair without saying a word, and the antique stood quietly behind him, looking uncertain.

The atmosphere is dreary and oppressive, a harbinger of the coming storm, is this the calm before the storm? Wu Ming had a feeling of panic, cold sweat soaked his pants, a chill was chilling in his crotch, and the fragile balls were undergoing a severe test.

With such a stinky face, it's probably not a good thing! Could it be that last night's incident has gone out of the way?

It's really impossible to steal chickens and rice, Wu Ming is helpless at the same time, and at the same time, he has a trace of grievance, just like he was named an adulterer before he was in a hurry to commit adultery.

After a long time, Xu Guohao looked at Wu Ming with a narrow face, and said, "Can you tell me, did you do any good things last night?" ”

Wu Ming coughed lightly twice, and said with a clear eye: "Seeing that the Spring Festival is coming, but we still have many unclothed female compatriots, who still work day and night every day, their diligence is worth learning from, yesterday, we went to pay New Year's greetings to some women at the bottom of the society." ”

The antique showed a smile and teased: "Does the weasel give the chicken a New Year's greeting?" Have you sent them condolences money? ”

Wu Ming scratched the back of his head and sneered: "They insist on self-reliance and refuse to take our money for no reason!" ”

Xu Guohao asked with a smile: "I heard that you have done other good things, the comrades of the city bureau called me last night and said that someone in our army helped them eliminate pornography, is there such a thing?" ”

We're going to get involved in pornography, okay? There is an essential difference between sweeping pornography and sweeping pornography, sweeping pornography represents justice, pornography represents evil, one wears a uniform and walks the front door openly, and the other often sneaks through the window with a bare buttocks, the relationship is like that between the uncle and the grandson, the grandson can never raise his head in front of the uncle.

I don't understand the darkness of the day and the night, and the uncle doesn't understand the sorrow of my grandson!

Since he didn't make the matter clear, it means that there is still a turning point, Wu Ming immediately turned into a moral model pioneer, and said impassionedly: "There is such a thing!" I don't know how many aspiring young people have been ruined by those Fengyue places that hide filth and dirt, as Huaxia children, how can we stand idly by? ”

Xu Guohao said with a smile: "Go on!" ”

"Why did we become soldiers? It is for the sake of protecting the family and the country, for the sake of the shining red star, we are willing to be a screw......" Wu Ming became more and more energetic, and his expression became more and more high-spirited, "It is the responsibility of our soldiers to uphold justice and punish adultery and eliminate evil, and the content of our training yesterday is to go deep into the tiger's den and crack down on crimes!" ”

"If Xiao Gu leads the team out, I ......will believe it" Xu Guohao swept Wu Ming's eyes and said disdainfully: "But these words come out of your boy's mouth, and I don't believe a word." ”

Wu Ming lowered his eyebrows and whispered, "I was wrong!" ”

Xu Guohao said angrily: "Do you know what's wrong?" ”

Wu Ming nodded, and said in a deep voice: "Our mistake is that we shouldn't wear military uniforms to go deep into the tiger's den, and as a result, we scared them all away, and we didn't have a chance to show our strength." ”

Fortunately, Xu Guohao did not have heart disease, and after his face changed several colors like a chameleon, he sighed and said with a disappointed face: "You are not ordinary people, each of you is the best warrior of our Yanlong, can't you let me worry a little?" ”

Xu Guohao's tone was not like a chief's words, his words were more like a father, facing his stubborn son, disappointed more than angry, and all ten members of the dragon's eye team bowed their heads.

"In fact, my wish is to be an ordinary person...... Wu Ming said leisurely: "I work two or three hours a day, I have time to look at the wool film, occasionally climb the wall to peek at Wang Er's wife next door taking a bath, I flip the table and scold my mother when I lose playing mahjong, and I ask friends to drink flower wine from time to time. ”

What do you call an ordinary person? Is your frantic life still uneventful? Xu Guohao and antiques are full of black lines, this kid really has a bad stomach, this kind of person will be bad for the people, for the bandits, for the businessmen will be traitorous, and for the officials.

The only desirable thing is to be honest enough, this is the real villain of the frank egg, much stronger than those sanctimonious hypocrites, bad is bad, absolutely undisguised.

"The state has its own laws, the army has military regulations, and if you make a mistake, you will be punished!" Xu Guohao's eyes swept to the ten members of the dragon eye team, and said coldly: "I will punish you ......"

Wu Ming stood up and interrupted loudly: "As their instructor, the fault is all on me, if you want to kill or chop, come at me, it doesn't matter if you cut off your head, as long as the doctrine is true, kill Hu Hansan and the descendants." ”

"Instructor! The people who let the Qing soldiers enter the customs back then must be your ancestors. Luo Yong stood up, with an expression on his face that a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, and said: "Chief, don't punish Instructor Wu, be careful that he collaborates with the enemy and treason." ”

Di Cheng took a step forward and echoed: "Yes! It's better to punish us, the instructor is really unreliable! ”

"Punish us! If there is one more traitor like the instructor, the country will have no peace! ”

"A bad guy like an instructor, that's one less if you die, so let's keep him as a ready-made negative teaching material!"

Wu Ming scolded with a smile: "Damn! You stinky boys, if Lao Tzu sees the Buddha one day, you will definitely be the first to dig Lao Tzu's grave. ”

The ten old fritters of the longan squad stood up one by one, although they were all bad words, they were obviously protecting Wu Ming, which surprised Xu Guohao.

In the end, even the antiques stood up, he looked at Xu Guohao, and said with a wry smile: "Chief, as their squad leader, I am also duty-bound." ”

"You're all rushing to be punished, aren't they? Then I will punish you to run 20 kilometers with weights and then stand in a military position for two hours. Xu Guohao snorted, but a smile appeared in his eyes.

The antique leader led the dragon eye team and ran out in unison, Xu Guohao stopped Wu Ming and scolded: "You kid dare to do this kind of bastard next time, I will kill you." ”

Wu Ming smiled and said, "Don't worry, there will be no next time, and even if there is, you will never be caught again." After speaking, he swooped away.

Xu Guohao showed an angry and funny expression, is this kid really a rat poop? Whether this chess piece is right or wrong can only be seen and seen.

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A tailor who doesn't want to be a general is not a good cook, and those who can understand this sentence can figure out why people who like to study biology learn to paint, Shen Yiyi's thinking is elusive, she signed up for a winter vacation interest class, and took two hours of class every day to learn Western painting.

The interest class is not far away, just two streets away from the Sun Community, when Wu Ming returned home, Shen Yiyi, who was carrying a drawing board, happened to come back from the interest class, and then Wu Ming became her model, although she wanted to paint the human body, but Wu Ming refused to live or die.

On average, he loses a piece of paper after ten minutes of drawing, and when Shen Ruoxi came back from work, the floor of the living room was already a place of waste paper, and when he saw Wu Ming posing in a weird shape with a bitter expression, Shen Ruoxi gloated.

Seeing Shen Ruoxi's swaying and colorful fart, Shen Yiyi found the legendary inspiration, and soon, Shen Ruoxi became a partner with Wu Ming, hugging each other in a posture that is more doggy and female, and modeled a half-tone painter.

Shen Ruoxi sat on Wu Ming's lap sideways, blushing and leaning on Wu Ming's arms, in the name of painting, and then rightfully hugged the beautiful young woman, Wu Ming once again praised Shen Yiyi for being sensible, and this hug was two hours.

When Shen Yiyi announced that it was done, Shen Ruoxi jumped up from Wu Ming's arms with a shy face, and when they saw Shen Yiyi's masterpiece, they were stunned.

Looking at the two unrecognizable humanoid objects, the corners of Wu Ming's mouth twitched for a long time before he couldn't help asking, "Little girl, are you sure this painting is me and your mother?" ”

Shen Ruoxi praised with a clear conscience: "Eh! The drawing is not bad! ”

"Are your eyes? The root of her painting is the indigenous ...... of Mars" Wu Ming glanced at Shen Ruoxi with disdain, then looked at Shen Yiyi, and said indignantly: "Is it a physical education teacher who teaches painting in your interest class?" ”

"If you don't know how to appreciate, don't talk nonsense......" Shen Yi snorted proudly: "My painting is an abstract painting, do you understand?" ”

Wu Ming rolled his eyes and said, "Abstract? I think it's a convulsion, right? ”

It seems that Shen Yiyi's little face has dimmed, Shen Ruoxi secretly pinched Wu Ming, Wu Ming stared at the drawing board for a long time, and then reluctantly said: "Your mother's buttocks are not badly drawn, don't draw her face next time, so as not to scare me." ”

Shen Ruoxi said angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about? ”

Shen Yiyi smiled and said, "I'll name this painting Male Huan and Female Music, uncle!" What do you think? ”

How does the name sound sarcastic? Wu Ming and Shen Ruoxi involuntarily glanced at each other, Shen Ruoxi immediately twisted his head to the side, his face was all red, Wu Ming showed an embarrassed expression, and said with a dry smile: "I think it is more appropriate to call a man a talented woman and a woman!" ”

"You're still a man?" Shen Yiyi complained, then smiled and asked, "Then I will test you, I hope that people will last a long time, what is the next sentence?" ”

Wu Ming hesitated for a moment, and replied weakly: "Don't drink today?" ”

"Uncle! I just want to suspect that your Chinese is taught by the physical education teacher......" Shen Yiyi put away the drawing board with a smile and said, "I decided, my first painting is called Men's Joy and Female Music, and I will find someone to make a picture frame tomorrow and hang it." ”

The painting is so clumsy that you dare to show it to others? That painting class is not allowed to close directly?

Watching Shen Yiyi walk back to the room, Wu Ming and Shen Ruoxi hurriedly caught up, their thoughts at this time were very consistent, they were fearless of anything, that is, the name of the painting must be changed, and the ugliness of the family should not be publicized!