I'm in Zhonghai, and I've been killed.

In the early morning of Saturday, Wu Ming sat in the bathroom, and you made up a terrifying text message to send out, the business IQ is comparable to Einstein, and the little profiteer who is in love with the IQ is like a chicken really fell for it, and received a text message coldly, and immediately took the initiative to call.

Go and turn yourself in!

Leng Bingbing opened the first sentence, and then, she brought the eloquence of the profiteer to the extreme, and affectionately described the good life after surrendering, there is no hunger in the prison, no cold, no high and low, rich and low, and can also make the 'moral, intellectual, physical, aesthetic and labor' all-round development, and has cultivated batches of outstanding talents with both virtue and art......

Since the prison is so good, why don't you go? Wu Ming refuted Leng Bingbing in one sentence, and after briefly explaining that the murder had nothing to do with him, he turned the finger at Leng Bingbing, and bluntly said that the murder was related to her, and if she wanted to know the details, she would talk about it when she met.

Good luck to Sichuan restaurant, located in the old street of Punan District, the store is decorated with red tongtong inside and outside, especially festive, Wu Ming likes red things, such as red bras, red small nenai, especially red banknotes or something.

The restaurant is not big, it is very close to the small shop opened by Siyan and others, there are not many customers at noon, Wu Ming just sat down, Leng Bingbing came as promised, black suit with white thin coat, she is like an ice crystal snow lotus, cold and glamorous.

"Here, here......" Wu Ming got up and shouted, and after Leng Bing walked to the table, he politely pulled up his chair and beckoned: "Sit down, sit down." ”

After sitting down coldly, he put his bag aside, and said expressionlessly, "Why are you back?" Also, what do you mean by murder? ”

"You've lost weight."

Leng Bingbing's face became a little unnatural, and he asked, "You haven't answered my question yet." ”

"......" Wu Ming pulled the puppy tied to his chair in front of Leng Bingbing, and said leisurely: "This is a murder related to you, our little princess made your cheap dog belly bigger." ”

"What the hell is this?"

"Isn't this a homicide? It's all going to kill the dog, how do you say you want to be responsible? ”

"What do you want?"

"Reparations, of course."

"How to pay?"

Wu Ming blinked and quipped, "I want you to pay for it." ”

Leng Bingbing snorted, picked up the bag and wanted to leave without saying a word, Wu Ming stretched out his hand to block her way, and then knelt down without warning, Leng Bingbing was stunned, and the idle people around him were also stunned, which is this singing?

"Wife, I was wrong...... Wu Ming hugged Leng Bing's legs and begged: "I was really wrong, I won't dare to split my legs in the future, forgive me, okay?" ”

"What are you doing?" There was panic on Leng Bingbing's face, and he said at a loss: "You...... Hurry up. ”

"Together, ...... together"

The audience who didn't know the truth around them began to coax, the corners of Wu Ming's mouth hooked slightly, women are thin-skinned and soft-hearted, if men kneel down in public to admit their mistakes, they will most likely compromise under pressure, as long as she still likes this man.

"Scoundrel!" Leng Bingbing's eyes were full of shyness, and he really compromised, "Why don't you hurry up?" ”

"Have you forgiven me?" Wu Ming immediately got up, patted his knee, and shouted, "Boss, it's time to serve." ”

Wu Ming quietly showed a little smugness, one blow was successful, in fact, the murder was just an excuse for making an appointment, and he did a lot of foreshadowing for today's kneeling, such as one Lang text message every day before, one more word a day.

I miss you, I still miss you, I still miss you, I miss you every day, I can't stop thinking about you, I don't want you one day, I can't help but think about you, no one can stop me from thinking about you, I miss you every minute, every minute and every second, I miss you one more word......

Exactly the same text message, Yan Ruyu also receives one every day.

If a woman still likes you in her heart, a Lang text message a day can become a good prescription for prolonging life, and on the contrary, it can become a life-urging poison, Wu Ming has a very thorough understanding of women's minds, and knows that the woman on the head of the angry person has no reason at all, he did not choose to stalk, but chose to let him calm down for a period of time first, wait for the anger to almost disappear, and finally endure the humiliation and burden, and kill with one blow.

The first dish came up, the red chopped pepper chicken, the little black dog wagged his little tail and came to Wu Ming's feet, stretched out his paws to climb Wu Ming's trouser legs, whimpered pitifully, and the black dog's eyes were full of pleading......

Leng Bingbing kicked Wu Ming and reminded: "Hey! Your puppy seems to be hungry, hurry up and give it something to eat. ”

"It just ate half a pack of dog biscuits when it came."

"It must be hungry, look at its pitiful appearance."

"Okay!" Wu Ming sighed, raised his hand and shouted, "Boss, come and give half a boiled chicken to our puppy." ”

Looking down at the little black dog with a bun face waiting to be eaten at his feet, Wu Ming couldn't help but have a headache, the little guy is so fat for no reason, it is too good at selling cute and pretending to be pitiful to win sympathy, especially women, as long as they see it showing a pitiful appearance, they will overflow with love, let it take what it wants, and even the coldness that has always been indifferent can't resist it.

The dishes were quickly served, and the boiled chicken of the little black dog also came, and the two of them began to eat, because they didn't know what to say, they didn't speak, and the atmosphere fell into an inexplicable embarrassment.

Wu Ming laughed twice and said, "Eat...... Eat this chopped pepper chicken, this chicken is delicious. ”

"This is called chopped pepper chicken?" Snorted coldly and muttered in a low voice: "I think it should be called chopped pepper, right?" Where is the shadow of the chicken? ”

Wu Ming smiled and said, "This dish is like a man going to the red light district." ”

"What do you mean?"

"Looking for chickens."

"Dogs can't change their, and they can't spit out ivory!" He scolded coldly, and his voice began to cool down again, "Why did you go back to Zhonghai?" Won't you get into trouble again? ”

"I'm on the news, haven't you watched the news?"

Leng Bingbing wondered: "What news?" ”

What do the little profiteers do every day? Didn't she ever care about entertainment news? Wu Ming sighed and asked from another angle: "Do you think there have been any changes in Tengda Company recently?" ”

Leng Bingbing immediately became energetic, and said in an orderly manner: "Tengda's company's stock has been rising in recent days, and our Leng company has reached a cooperation intention with them, intending to merge and acquire a non-staple food company in Beijing together......"

The little profiteer is usually like a lump of elm, a little stupid and stubborn, but when it comes to business, he will be sharp and talkative, Wu Ming touched his nose and interrupted: "Tengda's stock climb is caused by me, in order to reward me for my outstanding contributions, they gave me a paid long vacation." ”

"Really?"

"Lie to you, I didn't have a little twitter about giving birth to a daughter."

Leng Bingbing didn't think much about it, and after sneering twice, he continued: "If your daughter doesn't have a little twitter in the future......"

Wu Ming smiled and said, "How is it?" ”

"You're so boring."

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Don't let go of the old face, knelt down and begged for cold forgiveness, Wu Ming of course wanted to take advantage of the victory to pursue, after eating, the two came to the amusement park together, in order to accommodate the little short legs, they have been walking very slowly since entering the amusement park.

"Shall we go through the labyrinth?"

"No, no."

"Going to play video games?"

"No, no."

Wu Ming said helplessly: "Then what do you want to play?" We're all in, so let's have some fun and then go back, shall we? ”

Leng Bingbing hesitated, pointed at his hand, and said, "Let's play that, right?" ”

Wu Ming looked in the direction of her finger, his face instantly turned a little green, and he snorted, "Roller coaster? That seems a little too exciting. ”

"Are you scared?"

"Aren't you afraid?"

The two approached the roller coaster while talking, this is a very exciting game, people with heart disease can never play, the roller coaster in front of them is higher than other places, the track design is more terrifying, you don't need to try to know, such a terrifying line, once it runs at high speed, can force the woman strapless bra to throw out.

Wu Ming just glanced up, and he felt sweating all over his body, the roller coaster in front of him was too terrifying, sitting on it was equivalent to playing a game with a rope, he dared to swear that ten people sat on it, and at least three peed their pants when they came down.

Coldly pushed Wu Ming and shouted, "Why are you stunned? Go buy a ticket! ”

Wu Ming wiped his sweat and said weakly: "I have a fear of heights." ”

"How did I not know you had a fear of heights?"

"I've just found out."

“…………”

Wu Ming dragged Leng Bing and said with a smile: "Let's stop playing this, it's too dangerous." ”

"That's what I'm going to do."

"Play by yourself."

Leng Bing gave Wu Ming a strong contempt and sneered, "Coward." ”

There are always many people in the world who do not believe in evil, they like to challenge their hearts, challenge their bladder, there are many people in line to buy tickets, Wu Ming waited in line for a few minutes to help Leng Bingbing buy a ticket, and then watched her get on the roller coaster, after the staff made sure that it was foolproof, the roller coaster started......

Scream? In fact, it should be said that the screams are more appropriate, all kinds of screams of crying fathers and mothers on the car come and go, Wu Ming is watching a group of miserable people being thrown around by the rail car, he likes to spend money to find abuse, who can blame?

The roller coaster stopped, and the passengers in the car were all dressed in drapes, stunned like fools, and then vomited all kinds of things, and got out of the car after a long time, and then returned to Wu Ming tightly wrapped in a coat, with a strange flush on his face.

"It's not fun here, I'm going home."

"Something seems wrong with you?"

"I'm fine." With a cold flick of her hair, she walked quickly in the direction of the parking lot, and there was an obvious water stain on the hip of her coat.

Wu Ming couldn't help but burst out laughing, quickly caught up with the coldness of the trot all the way, and gloated: "Woman, you seem to be leaking?" ”

"Bastard!"

"Really scared to pee?"

"You bastard, bastard......" Coldly and angrily jumped to Wu Ming's side and kicked and beaten, showing the deepest side of his heart, screaming like a child, threatening: "If you dare to tell today's story, I will kill you." ”

Wu Ming laughed and said, "Woman, it's the first time I think you're so cute, haha......"

"It's all you, it's all you......"

"Hey! Can you be reasonable? What does it matter to me that you can't hold your bladder? ”

Everyone will encounter a time in their life, but no one wants to be seen by close people, Leng Bingbing is ashamed and indignant, the two fight all the way, and the little black dog barks excitedly around them.