The same me, different you, repeats yesterday's story.

On Sunday morning, Wu Ming sat in the bathroom and repeated his old tricks, and sent a text message about the murder to Yan Ruyu, after the text message was sent, it seemed to have fallen into the depths of the pit, not a single bubble bubbled, worthy of being a top student at Harvard, the IQ of the little vixen is really higher than that of the little profiteer.

Wu Ming returned to the room and began to think of another plan, who knew that almost two hours after the text message was sent, Yan Ruyu, who had just woken up from sleep, called in a panic, Wu Ming sighed, okay! Overestimating the IQ of the little vixen.

What to do? What to do? Yan Ruyu kept repeating this sentence on the phone, obviously frightened to the point that the six gods had no master, and after Wu Ming repeatedly assured that the murder had nothing to do with her, she stabilized her emotions, and the two made an appointment for an interview.

Good luck came to the Sichuan restaurant, it was still the same seat, Wu Ming felt that this was a restaurant that could bring him good luck, in order to replicate yesterday's success, he also asked Yan Ruyu to come here after tasting the sweetness.

Approaching noon, the little fox spirit arrived as scheduled, with dark blonde big wave long hair, a white woolen dress, black leggings with white boots, a champalian coat and a matching satchel, Yan Ruyu will become the focus wherever she appears, full of stars and bright light.

Wu Ming waved his hand: "Yan Xiaozhu, here." ”

Yan Ruyu hurriedly ran to the table, sat down and looked left and right, and asked in a low voice, "What is the murder you are talking about?" ”

"Look!" Wu Ming led the little black dog to her gorgeously, and said with a hippie smile: "This is the murder I am talking about, the little princess's belly has made the dog mongrel bigger." ”

The corners of Yan Ruyu's eyes twitched, and after a long time, she gritted her teeth and scolded: "You are that dog mongrel, right?" ”

"Damn! You don't talk nonsense. ”

"Liar!" Yan Ruyu stood up suddenly, Wu Ming knelt on the ground when he saw this, stepped forward to hug her thigh, and begged: "Don't go, dear, I know it's wrong, I shouldn't have stepped on two boats, just forgive me?" ”

Yan Ruyu sat back in the chair and didn't say anything, Wu Ming begged for a long time, the little fox spirit seemed to be deaf, drinking water leisurely, almost picking his nostrils.

What's going on? It's obviously the same script, why is there such a big difference when the heroine is changed? The little vixen seems to be more ruthless than the little profiteer, and the mourning policy doesn't seem to work? Wu Ming was depressed, and he didn't kneel when he got up, and he didn't know what to do.

"Wow, that woman is so ruthless."

"Yes! The men knelt down in public, and refused to forgive him. ”

The two waitresses whispered, and the proprietress walked behind them, snorted coldly, and whispered: "You didn't go to work yesterday and didn't know, this play was performed yesterday, and the male protagonist was this man, but I didn't expect to change another heroine today." ”

"Wow! It turned out to be a flowery ghost, and he really deserved to kneel to death. ”

"It's, it's it, rotten man."

Wu Ming's current situation belongs to walking too much at night, there were still people to support yesterday, and today the audience is completely watching the excitement, there is no squeak, Yan Ruyu is teasing the little black dog with great interest, the current situation is in a stalemate.

Men always lack resistance in the face of temptation, women understand this, basically when a boyfriend makes a mistake for the first time, as long as the apology is sincere enough, women will always be soft-hearted, Yan Ruyu pretended to be for a while, and said coolly: "Get up!" ”

"Huh?" Wu Ming didn't react, he was stunned for a moment, and then he was overjoyed: "Are you willing to forgive me?" ”

Yan Ruyu wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You swear that you will not be allowed to step on two boats in the future." ”

"I swear that if I step on two more boats in the future, there will be five thunderstorms in the sky." Wu Ming immediately swore a poisonous oath, and sighed silently in his heart: Now is stepping on N boats, and the era of two boats is too far away......

"Men have to talk."

"Manly man, as soon as he says it, he will quit masturbation when he says it, and he will never regret it......" Wu Ming patted his chest and reassured, then waved his hand and shouted: "The boss lady is serving." ”

The dishes had already been prepared, and they were served quickly, and after a while, six dishes and one soup were arranged, and the little black dog belonging to the extras Fan Tao got half a boiled chicken again.

"Eat the vegetables, eat the vegetables."

Yan Ruyu refused the dish that Wu Ming brought over, and said faintly: "I've been reducing my carbohydrate intake recently. ”

Carbohydrates contain an extremely wide range of foods and almost all foods contain carbohydrates wu ming thought for a long time before he understood that yan ruyu was talking about losing weight in a roundabout way, he rolled his eyes, highly educated people speak differently, i don't know what they will say about, buttock external sphincter expansion exercise? Is constipation called external sphincter dilation dyskinesia?

"Eat some, shall you?" Wu Ming pouted as he spoke, and complained: "I think your breasts are very lacking in carbohydrates, and you can hardly see female features." ”

"How can you not see it?" Yan Ruyu hurriedly lowered her head to check, there was a trace of anxiety in the performance, she quietly opened the placket on her chest, and muttered to herself: "When I came, I obviously added a chest pad......"

"Hey! Don't waste your efforts......" Wu Ming took the opportunity to put a piece of chicken into her bowl, and said with a smile: "Eating more and growing more meat is the king." ”

Yan Ruyu raised her head, deliberately puffed up her chest, and pouted, "Why do you give me meat?" I don't want to eat meat. ”

"This is the store's signature dish, chopped pepper chicken, it tastes good, can you try it?"

"This is called chopped pepper chicken?" Yan Ruyu pointed to a plate full of chicken with chopsticks, and said disdainfully: "Why do I only see chickens, where are the chopped peppers?" ”

Yesterday, the little profiteer was afraid of less meat, Wu Ming complained, and today he gave enough weight, the little vixen actually disliked more meat, Wu Ming sighed and joked: "This dish is like a man entering the red light district." ”

"Solution?"

"It's all chickens."

“…………”

The little profiteer is a stuffy gourd, if the topic is not related to finance and economics, she hardly cares about people, and the little vixen is diametrically opposed, talking and chatting is like pouring beans on a bamboo slip, you can crackle and not play.

There is always an endless topic to talk about when the two chatters come together, Yan Ruyu has never mentioned the cold thing, of course Wu Ming will not be stupid enough to take the initiative to explain, in order to avoid embarrassment and coldness, they are deliberately avoiding the problem of splitting legs.

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After eating, Yan Ruyu took the initiative to invite Wu Ming to play.

Zhonghai Film and Television Park, this is where Yan Ruyu invited Wu Ming to come, their trip was mainly to visit the class, Yan Ruyu's cousin Xiaobai participated in a TV series with the theme of the thirties, and it was also her first TV series, a genuine fledgling work.

Walking in the alleys of Shiliyangchang, the street shuttles antique buses, rickshaws, people wearing long shirts and costumes everywhere, and there are exotic European-style buildings all around.

Yan Ruyu drove Wu Ming into an old mansion with a familiar car, the crew of the inner courtyard garden was filming, there were many onlookers, they saw Xiaobai at first sight when they went in, she was dressed in a foreign style and talking to a girl dressed as a maid in the garden, worried that Xiaobai would affect the filming when she saw them, and the two walked to a corner of the garden.

"What's the name of this play played by Xiaobai?"

"Stepmother."

"The name sounds a little vicious?" Wu Ming shook his head and said with a smile: "Xiaobai shouldn't be acting as a stepmother, right?" ”

Yan Ruyu covered her mouth and said with a smile: "No, she plays the daughter of her stepmother, a college student who has returned from exile." ”

"How long has Xiaobai been acting?"

"It just started up two days ago."

The two chatted for a while, the crew's filming work came to an end, the staff was setting up to shoot the next shot, Wu Ming and Yan Ruyu just walked near the camera, and Xiaobai, who was simply touching up makeup, found them.

"Cousin......"

Xiaobai jumped up excitedly, and was tripped by the light prop line on the ground after running a few steps, and there was a loud bang, what reflectors, enhancement lights and other messy props pressed on her, and she saw two calves twitching in mid-air......

The staff seemed to be accustomed to it, and slowly stepped forward to rescue Xiaobai, she was fine, but the makeup on her face was all ruined, and the two girly men pulled her back to the make-up table that was temporarily placed.

The flesh on Wu Ming's face was also twitching, and he sighed, "It's really not easy for your cousin to survive until now. ”

Yan Ruyu couldn't help but sigh: "Yes! ”

"It's a miracle that I didn't fall into a pit and drown since I was a child."

“…………”

The two walked to the dressing table, Xiaobai was closing his eyes and letting others fiddle with him, Yan Ruyu smiled, and said softly: "Xiaobai, are you okay?" ”

"It's okay, it's okay."

"Don't talk yet...... makeup artist waved his hand while putting on Xiaobai's makeup: "Sister Miao, can you come over and make up some makeup?" ”

A woman wearing a cheongsam and a big down jacket walked slowly, and when the two of them covered their faces, Wu Ming was startled, how could it be her? The woman in front of her is a beautiful young woman who has had a dewy marriage with Wu Ming, and they had a chance encounter a few days ago.

The beautiful young woman was also taken aback, and after seeing Yan Ruyu beside Wu Ming, she showed a light smile, and quietly walked to the front of the dressing table and sat down, compared to Wu Ming, who was frightened, she seemed much calmer.

Although the two of them tried their best to hide it, the sensitive Yan Ruyu still noticed it, she pulled Wu Ming aside, squinted her eyes slightly, and said suspiciously: "Do you know her?" ”

"Who?"

"Shen Miaozhu."

"Who is Shen Miaozhu?"

This name Wu Ming is indeed the first time he has heard it, of course, he now knows that this name belongs to one of his concubines, and he is very curious about one thing, how could Yan Ruyu know the name of this woman?

"She's a star, don't you know? She is the one who plays the little white queen. ”

Wu Ming suddenly realized: "It turned out to be a star, no wonder it's a little familiar, I watched an episode of a TV series some time ago, and there was a village girl who only wore a belly pocket and climbed over the high wall......"

Shen Miaozhu, who was sitting in front of the dressing table with her ears pricked up, rolled her eyes, Wu Ming explained, and after dispelling Yan Ruyu's suspicions, he quietly glanced at the woman who was sitting steadily, her eyes showed a hint of playfulness, this is a very smart woman, very good at observing words and feelings, she is really cunning and cunning......