Old man Zhang thought that the guy came back to look for him, so he was scared into a cold sweat, and turned around to see how there was a young man, the dragon and the maid. 【】。 shuhaige。 Looking left and right, there were pedestrians coming and going, and there were no other people at all. Old man Zhang shook his head, thinking that he was hallucinating.

Just as Old Man Zhang turned around to leave, the voice sounded again. "Old man, don't be in a hurry to leave, this person has a share, you should also share half of me."

Old man Zhang turned his head and looked at the voice, and the person who spoke was a young man with a flat head and short hair, a wide nose and a wide mouth, a thin body, not tall or short, about 20 years old, this young man is an ordinary person with a good appearance, not handsome or ugly, there are too many such people, and it is really a big deal in the crowd.

Old man Zhang's eyes tightened, and he glared at the young man: "Just you little doll, do you know what it means to deceive?" At a young age, he slandered the old man and me, "The conspiracy of the other world to take over the world and read it all." What is your heart? ”

"Aren't you lying? Am I mistaken? Wasn't that guy in a suit fooled by you? The boy asked three times in a row.

"Hehe, that's what I Zhang Banxian calculated for that little brother, old man, I'm a fairy." The old man put down the small bench and stood with his hands in his hands to look at the young man, his tone stiff, not admitting that he was lying. "You doll reported your name, and let the half-immortal know that it was the fairy who went down to earth."

The young man laughed for a long time, "Aren't you a half-immortal?" So what do you count my name? Calculate that I will treat you as a real immortal. He also looked at Old Man Zhang defiantly.

Old man Zhang was immediately dumbfounded, and after about a cup of tea, the old man pulled his neck and shouted to the young man: "Little, old man, I am a half-immortal, not an immortal." How would I know what your name is. ”

The young man put away his hippie smile and said solemnly: "Remember, master, I am KPMG in Yushu Linfeng." ”

"Bi Ma Wen? And there is a name for it, is it a human name? "The old man doesn't seem to have good ears, so he just listens to KPMG as Bi Ma Wen.

Sure enough, the young man was furious when he heard Old Man Zhang's words, and he hated that others called him Bi Ma Wen. Blowing his beard and glaring at him, "Old man, you're looking for something." Although I am a man who respects the old and loves the young, I generally do not abide by this principle for those obnoxious old men. I'm telling you again, my name is KPMG. ”

"Oh! Yes, yes. Dismounted? Why did the old man provoke you today, and he wanted to give me a dismount. ”

"Forget it, I won't bother with you, old man, I didn't bother you if you lied to people, this can be regarded as a face for you. Now I don't have any money on me, and I just saw that you cheated people out of 200 yuan, don't you need to divide half of this. If I tell that guy, you won't have any of the 200 dollars. You have to think about it. The boy said half-threateningly.

"Lie,: Endless Sword Outfit Full Reading!?" Gu Tou's eyes tightened, and he was stunned: "Are you saying it again, am I lying?" ”

The old man's tone was a little stiffer, and the young man looked around, leaned on Old Man Zhang's ear and said to him, "Isn't it? ”

This young man is not afraid of this old man, he comes out to eat mixed rice, and those who have the ability are preferred, and now that the old man's deception has been seen through by him, of course he wants to come and get a piece of the pie.

"Then tell me how I lied to him. If you're right, I'll give you all the money you've just earned. "Old man Zhang, he is very curious about this young man now, how such a half-old guy sees through his deception, you must know that there are not ten but eight fortune tellers who come to him a day, and no one has come back to find him trouble.

KPMG straightened his clothes, cleared his throat and said to Old Man Zhang: "This person came over, you first used a technique of capturing the old man, and let the guy say his purpose for coming, and then he has used the method of saying half a sentence and leaving half a sentence to set out his situation." Knowing that he was ******** prison, his job was fired. After that, you gave him a trick to get him home. How about the old man, do you accept it or not. ”

Old man Zhang was shocked after hearing this, and he saw through all the old man's tricks. But this old man is a hard-mouthed fellow, and he will never admit it, so he can't figure it out and thinks of a way to save his face.

Old man Zhang said to KPMG with a smile: "It's rare that we have a chance to meet, why don't you sit down for a while, since you don't believe the old man's words, then let the old man calculate it for you, and then see if I, Zhang Banxian, have any water." With that, the old man sat down on a stone bench by the side of the road.

"Why, old man, you still want to compete with me, I'm a real fairy, don't you know if Bi Ma Wen is a monkey or a monkey who has made a fuss. And I am the reincarnation of this monkey. KPMG said arrogantly.

The old head didn't mind, smiled and made an invitation, sat down on the bench first, and smiled, how to describe it? That's the old jiān giant cunning. He looked at KPMG, who was a little suspicious, and said, "Don't be nervous! Monkey, you're the Monkey King, and I'm just an earth fairy, and I'm so old, I don't seem to be a threat to you, right? ”

"Okay, I'm a stubborn head, I can't listen to what I say, if you don't convince me to give me the money today, I'll lose the reputation of Brother Monkey, my warlord career." KPMG agreed.

"Xiao Bi, who knows that the hexagram is fake, but if you can tell how I approved it correctly, how about today's hexagram money belongs to you? Do you have the ability to take it? Lao Zhangtou also said arrogantly that no one had quarreled with him for a long time, and he just wanted to have fun when he came out to fool people.

"I'll calculate your family background first, Xiaobi, your family has a lot of money...... That's obviously impossible. Old man Zhang still uses the old routine of saying half a sentence and leaving half a sentence.

"Aren't you talking nonsense? Forget it, it's not difficult for me, master, to make it easy for you, even if you count the situation in my family, how many brothers I have, and how about my parents. "KPMG has a generous look.

"Okay, that's it. Just count your brother's family. "Old man Zhang and KPMG made a decision.

"Your father died before your mother, and Taoyuan has three righteous and only one plum branch. Okay, I'm done. ”

"That's it, it's over in a word." KPMG said in surprise.

"Yes, you can't say much, and you can't leak it." Old man Zhang put on a profound appearance.

KPMG looked at the old man in front of him carefully, and found that the old guy who looked at the fairy wind bones from a distance was a little skinny up close, and the silk clothes were fluttering like hanging on a shelf, but fortunately, the expression on his face was harmless enough for humans and animals. But KPMG is the ancestor of this person, and it may be that Old Man Zhang is lucky, and he has not been targeted by KPMG, a dead monkey, for a year.

"Well, then, it's time to witness the miracle! I'm here to expose your deception. You see, the father dies before the mother, which literally means that the father is still alive and the mother is dead, right? Conversely, it can be understood that the father died before the mother, right? It doesn't matter who dies first and who dies later, it makes sense, right? ”

As soon as KPMG said, a sentence was emphasized, and suddenly became two meanings, the old man Zhang's smiling face froze for a moment, there are very few people who can hear this sentence, and it is strange to be heard by this child, and I can't help but look at him twice, and sure enough, the hero is a young man.

Just when Old Man Zhang was stunned, KPMG said slowly: "I think about it again, it's not only that, his parents are not there, no matter who dies first, it makes sense, you are right; If one of your parents dies, no matter who dies first, you are right; Even if they are all still there, it makes sense, anyway, whoever dies first in the future will not be able to escape the meaning of this sentence...... You didn't even figure out that fat fat is gone, just say that, you're always right, right? KPMG has also raised this right and wrong by a note.

When the old man heard that he had met an expert today, but now the more he looks at KPMG, the more pleasing he feels. Now Old Man Zhang just wants KPMG to talk about this next sentence: Taoyuan has three righteousness, and the meaning of Mei Yimei is unique.

Old man Zhang smiled and said to KPMG: "Well said, old man, I have found a soulmate today, and continue to talk about what it means to be a Taoyuan three knots and a plum alone." ”

"The meaning of this Taoyuan three knots, unique plum and one plum, let me explain. If he is an only child, hey, I can say that you have a family in your life, but you will leave you alone in the palace Gaolong, just in response to the only plum branch, it is right; If he says that he is two brothers, I can be like this, you are destined to be brothers, find some reason to restrain each other, get rid of one, and leave two, Taoyuan three knots, remove one plum branch, three minus one, isn't it just two? That's right; If there are brothers, it will be directly Taoyuan's three knots, and it can't be wrong; If there are four, yes, three knots and one branch, three plus one, four, you are right...... Three men and one woman are the old meat can't hold back and say it by himself, you didn't count it at all, I suspect that there will be two more brothers, you can still come out with this, right? This hexagram can't be wrong at all, you really look down on me for such a small pediatric thing. KPMG looked very proud.

"Well, sure enough, it's out of the blue that is better than the blue. The 200 yuan is yours, do you have to come to the house with me for a week. Let's talk about what it means to be a widower. "Old man Zhang really likes KPMG now, and he really likes KPMG, and he really wishes that KPMG is his grandson."

"Forget it! I don't have time now, old man, okay, I'll take the money. After saying that, Ma Weifei ran away without a trace.