On this day, Zhang Laohan went to work again with his small bag, love me, are you afraid. Whose car, I ride, whose wife, I am asleep. Zhang Laohan hummed a small tune and ran to his place of work.

The small bag is spread out, and the small bench is set aside. threw the red cloth painted with the gossip of the Nine Palaces to the ground, took out a copy of "Zhou Yi" from the small bag, sat on the small bench and pretended to read it.

Since he dialed Boss Shen back, his reputation was shocked for a while, and Boss Shen was really scared, so he talked to his friends about this "Zhang Banxian", and Zhang Banxian, who came and went, really became a half-immortal, and many people came to him for fortune telling. Seek marriage, seek good fortune, seek wealth, seek life and death. really wants everything, and he is convinced of what Zhang Banxian said.

"Sir, you give me a hexagram: the witch's labyrinth is read in its entirety."

"What's the matter?"

"My old man has been gone for a month, and there is no news, do you say there is any danger?"

"Ah, what is he doing?"

"Well, I'm chasing the flies!"

"Chasing flies?! What's the matter? ”

"A fly takes a grain of rice."

Isn't there a Lord who doesn't believe, and that's who comes to find fault. But this is too low-level, and there is nothing more to say now: "Your husband went to chase the fly, because the fly took a grain of rice, and I also know that the grain weighs 3 grams." Are you saying I'm right? ”

When the old woman heard this, she was divine, not only did she know that my husband was lost when she was chasing flies, but she also knew how heavy the rice grains were. Alas, it's really sad, with your IQ, you still come to expose the scam, even if I come, I guess you will stop cooking with a brain teaser.

Old man Zhang saw that the old woman was grabbing her hair and thought about it, and coughed lightly, cough cough. The old woman realized that she had lost her temper, and she actually put the half-immortal aside, which was really a sin. hurriedly threw down 300 yuan and left.

Zhang Laohan looked at the old woman who ran away, smiled in his mouth, and continued to hold his book of "Zhou Yi" and studied it. In fact, the old man doesn't know a few words, you see that he just took the book down.

Another one came, a "white-collar worker" wearing a suit and carrying a small bag.

When Old Man Zhang saw him coming, he buried his face in Zhou Yi and plunged into the ocean of knowledge. I'm really not afraid of drowning him, and he's still swimming at his age?

The man spoke: "Uncle! You see, you can count me a hexagram. ”

Old man Zhang didn't raise his head, "It's a ...... who came to ask for money" This can't be said to be dead, in case people don't come to ask for money, it's better to change it, "The sword of the third young master." It can be said that he came to seek wealth...... No, you are here to ask for marriage...... "As long as that person doesn't reply, he can keep changing, so you have to be more patient than him when you encounter this kind of deception." Let him keep guessing to see how many kinds he can pull.

However, the young man was obviously impatient, and when he saw Old Man Zhang say it, he answered: "Yes, yes." I'm here to ask for riches. Old fairy, show me a clear path. The young man said with a crying tone.

Scold! This guy took the first step to explain the matter of asking for money, alas! It's really fate, he was born to be fooled by Old Man Zhang.

What does Lao Zhang say next, this speech is level, it is actually easy to round your words, it is still the same reason, you can't say this to death.

Old man Zhang still buried his head in the book "Zhou Yi", "I watched the stars last night and found that there will be nobles asking for each other today, no, I have been looking for an answer for you in the jīng Huazhong of the old ancestor, see that I saw from the book that the little brother is just outside." ”

The guy saw that the old man Zhang buried his head in the book, and then took a closer look, this "Zhou Yi" was still upside down, and the guy was not stupid, he estimated that the old man was a liar, but he didn't say it clearly. I heard Old Man Zhang say that he was outside. He just followed the old man Zhang's promise.

Old man Zhang said again: "Since you are outside, then you are prosperous, you should have a fortune in May this year...... There are still three words that are not said: right? Old man Zhang turned the page of "Zhou Yi" in his hand and looked up at the young man's expression. He doesn't go down, he looks, he observes. If he really has a fortune, he can see it, and if he doesn't, he can see it. What do you think of that? His method is called "fixed eyes are there, and turning eyes are not".

The guy didn't know how to pick it up when he heard it, whether he had it or not. He looked at the old man's "Zhou Yi", yes, he took it down. When he made the decision, he received the money, and he couldn't find a job by himself. How can there be wealth? It's annoying that I also met such a deception, I really can't be feudal superstition, and the guy has already regretted coming to someone to tell his fortune.

Old man Zhang kept paying attention to the guy's expression, and he secretly wondered: Why has this guy been watching my "Zhou Yi"? Is there something wrong with this book? The small bookstall on the street just can't be believed, this must be a pirated book, on behalf of the moon to destroy you x download. Old man Zhang lowered his head again, and this time he saw one word: two. The "two" that is upside down is long at the top and short at the bottom, and this old man Zhang is clever at once, it is really pirated. It's really a group of black-hearted businessmen, and you who pirate are also pirated with a bit of quality. I recognize you when you look at this word, and you're all mistaken. This word is obviously short at the top and long at the bottom. The word "two".

Old man Zhang raised his head again and looked at the young man, and he understood everything at this glance, and the young man's face was clearly determined. Old man Zhang was not in a hurry, "Young man, you are dishonest." That's not good. If everybody is like this to you, then I don't have to count it, and if you believe in it, you don't believe it. Since you don't believe in the old man, then this life doesn't count. Saying that, Old Man Zhang was going to drive the guy away.

The guy is in a hurry, I was just about to expose you, why did you drive me away. What, there's a ghost in my heart? If you don't dare to calculate it for me, I will recognize you, so let you calculate it for me. "What's the matter, old man. I can't figure it out, do I? I think you're lying. Seeing that Old Man Zhang was cowering and not giving him count, this guy had already decided that Old Man Zhang was a liar, and his tone of voice became stiff, and he was no longer called an old fairy, he was directly called an old man.

"Young man, you don't believe me either, I still say that. If you believe, you will have it, and if you don't believe it, you won't. Old man Zhang also put up a fight.

"Old man, you can't be counted by me, how can I believe you, you can calculate it for me first."

"Okay, then the old man will give you a fortune, you should have a fortune in May this year. However, let the villain rush you, you haven't got it yet, right? Old man Zhang deliberately raised the latter one very highly.

The guy couldn't speak for a while, "It's really confused." ”

"What is called chaos, life is ups and downs. It's like the stock market. Talking and gesturing, the slender index finger drew a curve in front of the young man's eyes, the young man's eyes followed the index finger moving, listening to this batch of hexagrams, I don't know whether it touched the heart or counted on the heart, the throat hiccups a few times, the teeth trembled a few times, and the mouth also moved a few times. The old man finished his index finger, but he turned around and sighed: "Hey...... Little brother, you are unlucky, but when the wealth is gathered, it is scattered, and the fortune is like a stream and a river, and it comes so fiercely, tsk...... Your eyes are green, so you should be ruined, and this time it's not light, Yue Qinghua short story collection. ”

Old man Zhang spoke with a rich expression, so much effort to say that a guy who didn't believe it was already convinced, but the guy really admired it this time, no wonder he was called a half-immortal? Am I wrong to blame him? His face suddenly showed sadness, and he slapped the old man and said, "Old fairy, I shouldn't doubt you." I was trapped in the real stock market, and then I was fired by the boss for squid, and now I have 1,800 yuan on my body, how will I live in the future. After saying that, he burst into tears.

"Hey, that's it, little brother, you ordered Tiangang around forty years ago, and you rushed to your fortune, I will be exempted from this hexagram today, I want to open a little, this ruined wealth and disaster is not necessarily a bad thing......" Old man Zhang took Xu Fat's hand and comforted him very gracefully.

"Old fairy, help me! Show me the way. "The guy has completely regarded Old Man Zhang as an old fairy who rescues suffering.

"Don't worry, don't worry. The old man has already said that you are a nobleman, and the market is not good now, but you are the reincarnation of Wenqu Xing, and you need to go through thousands of hardships to get the bitterness, so you can go home and wait for a month. "When you get rich in the future, you can't forget the old man.

"Thank you, old fairy." The young man thanked him repeatedly, and before leaving, he took out the only 1,200 yuan he had on his body, saying that it was a thank you gift to the old man.

Old man Zhang took out two of them with his index finger and middle finger, and said to the guy: "It's not easy for you now, but I can't help but accept your love, it's good, good things come in pairs!" I'll just take two tables to show the meaning. ”

The young man listened to the old man's words and immediately admired the old man, "You are a real living immortal, then I will leave the old immortal first." ”

After the guy left, the old man was ready to close the stall, if the guy reacted and came back to him, then he couldn't bear it. Just as he was packing his things and getting ready to go home, a voice stopped him.

"Old liar, you really have a way of deceiving people."