Chapter 37: The Age of the Laughing Garden 9.875

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The reason why Zhuge Liang is so nervous is because the reborn do not mean that unity can unite together. Those who are familiar with Chinese history know that aside from the painful experience of the Wuhu Rebellion, there are also two histories of division and chaos that have resulted in countless killings. One is the Three Kingdoms, which have just formed a nominal alliance, and the other is the even more chaotic Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms.

The beginning of the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms was marked by Zhu Wen's usurpation of the Tang Dynasty.

As an important propeller for the rise of the Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin expressed strong dissatisfaction with the loss of the country by his descendants, and then hated Zhu Wen who usurped the Tang Dynasty.

"The grievances of the previous life are one of the biggest obstacles to internal unity." Zhuge Liang silently recited this note on the plan, and the worried look on his face became more and more serious.

Zhang Fei, who originally wanted to see the excitement, saw Zhuge Liang's expression, and immediately dispelled his original thoughts.

"Brother Junshi, if you have any worries, say it, and our brothers will definitely help you solve it."

Zhuge Liang likes Zhang Fei's cheerfulness the most, because he said with a smile: "The thing I'm most worried about is that Li Shimin and Zhu Wen will fight, and then the order of the school will be ruined." ”

"Come to think of it, there is a good chance that these two groups will fight." Guan Yu said, "The traces of the destruction of the country are not shared. What's more, tonight, Principal Sun is not in school, and there is no threat of five thunderbolts, how can those guys who have killed countless people in their previous lives be honestly restrained. In the face of hatred, I am afraid that the school rules have long been worthless. ”

"Yun Chang is right." Zhuge Liang clapped his hands and praised, this Guan Yu's analytical ability is obviously much better than in his previous life.

"So what are we going to do?" Zhang Fei asked, "If there is any public order incident in the school, several principals will definitely take the military teacher, the president of the student union." When the time comes, a reprimand may be the lightest punishment. What is the best of now? ”

Liu Bei said: "Kong Ming has become the lord of the Three Kingdoms just now, so it is better to take this opportunity to test whether these people are truly supportive." If so, there are at least someone available in Kong Ming's hands, and if they just want to find a big tree to enjoy the shade, and are not willing to contribute sincerely, then we just want to avoid them from doing some forcible things outside in the name of Kong Ming in the future. As for manpower, our celebrities in Shu Han must have fully supported Kong Ming. ”

Zhuge Liang glanced at Liu Bei with great admiration. In his previous life, he found that Liu Bei was a person with a strong sense of the overall situation. Although wisdom is not one-class, as long as the relationship between the two is smooth, it will soon be able to analyze the top of the way.

"That's it."

"Since the military advisor also agrees with the eldest brother's idea, then I will go and inform Cao Cao and Sun Quan." Guan Yu said.

Zhang Fei laughed and walked up to Guan Yu, patted him on the shoulder, and then pointed to the computer. Guan Yu glanced at him inexplicably, but unexpectedly, Zhang Fei rolled his eyes at him.

"Second brother." Zhang Fei explained to him, "This is modern society, we have a new way." ”

After that, Zhang Fei opened the Saturn cat chat software and sent an invitation to Cao Cao and Sun Quan for a three-way video call, and soon, they agreed.

Zhang Fei pointed to the images of the two on the monitor and smiled triumphantly at Guan Yu. Guan Yu's face seemed to be smeared with a layer of tomato sauce.

"Brother Kong Ming. What's the matter with finding my little brother? Cao Cao asked.

"I want to use your strength to maintain the peace of this campus."

Cao Cao immediately saw that they were trying to test their sincerity. Liu Bei's little tricks, how could he hide the thoughtful Cao Cao. It's just that he didn't expect the temptation to come so quickly. Fortunately, it is just to maintain law and order, and there are many generals under him, and besides, the people who maintain law and order can be regarded as playing the role of grassroots managers and have a certain amount of power in their hands. This is a good start for Cao Cao, who has just arrived in the real world. …

Sun Quan's thoughts were roughly the same as his. are all people who have struggled with each other all their lives, who can they hide from that little little abacus?

As a result, Zhuge Liang heard two loud "obey orders".

Just when Cao Cao, Liu Bei, and Sun Quan gathered their soldiers and horses and prepared to rush to the two Jin, Sui and Tang communities, the two Song and Yuanming communities also began to commotion.

The cause of this agitation can be traced back to dozens of minutes ago.

Zhu Wen didn't know why the celebrities of the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms were divided into two Song, Yuan, and Ming communities. This treatment humiliates them. Because there is not a single word in the two Song and Yuan Ming dynasties that represents them. When others enter here, they will ask: "Why is there a dormitory building of five dynasties and ten kingdoms in the two Song and Yuanming communities?" ”

Zhu Wen was unwilling to endure this humiliation. He is thinking about how to unite all the celebrities of the five dynasties and ten countries to fight together. First of all, the first big problem he faced was who would lead the alliance if it was formed.

Although he was the nominal founder of the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms period, it is clear that not all the celebrities of the regime would obey him. Li Keyong will definitely object, and Liu Rengong is not an honest guy.

Just when he was meditating, he unexpectedly found that his subordinates actually played with their laptops, but fortunately he also took it out and prepared to relieve the distress in his heart.

After landing on the Chaos Forum, he unexpectedly found that Li Shimin was showing off his might inside, which made his already unhappy heart even more angry. What happened to you in creating the Tang Dynasty? Have you not been destroyed by me?

Thinking so in my heart, the sentences typed out in my hand inevitably smelled of gunpowder.

Li Shimin had just won the honorary crown of the first poster of the Chaos Forum, and was about to show off to Cheng Biting Jin, but he didn't expect a guy named Zhu Wen to sneer there. He wanted to repay the other with the other way, but he killed a guy named Feng Dao halfway to help Zhu Wen scold him, and the two sang and harmonized, so angry that Li Shimin had the urge to smash the computer.

But he still endures it, and there are still a large number of generals waiting to praise his might. He doesn't always have a good chance of showing his angry side. With a roll of his eyes, he came up with a way to relieve his anger and show his might.

"Historical celebrities of the Tang Dynasty!" Li Shimin stood up and said loudly to the group of people gathered in his dormitory, "How strong our Datang was back then, it was destroyed by that Zhu Wen. I'm not reconciled! How about we go and beat him up today? ”

What is a fight? These generals of the Tang Dynasty don't know how many people they killed in their previous lives, so what are they afraid of in a small brawl now?

As a result, the mighty Tang army quickly assembled and went to the two Song and Yuanming communities.

But when they act, they ignore the presence of some people.

Zhu Wen, who was sitting in front of the computer, saw that Li Shimin did not reply for a long time, and felt that he had won the debate. In fact, his personal ability is far inferior to Li Shimin, and it is only with the help of the famous officialdom tumbler of the five dynasties, Feng Dao, the pioneer of official Confucian classics, that he has achieved an advantage on the scene.

Suddenly, Zhu Wen felt that Feng Dao should be someone worth wooing. So he decided to let him assist him in completing the grand cause of the Five Generations Alliance. Just as I was about to visit, the prompt of the Saturn cat chat app sounded. Zhu Wen was overjoyed, maybe Feng Dao thought of going with him, and was about to join him to display his talents.

But he was wrong, and the person who sent him the video session was a fat-headed, big-eared martial artist.

"Are you Juwen?" The martial artist opened his mouth and asked, and there was no politeness in his tone.

Zhu Wen recognized that it was not Feng Dao, and he was already very disappointed in his heart, and when he heard that this guy didn't respect himself at all, he didn't fight when he got angry, and scolded: "Pig head, don't report your name and surname quickly." ”…

When the pig's head heard him say this, he was not angry, but laughed twice. This made Zhu Wen have a lot of interest in this pig's head.

"Your time of death is near." The pig's head said, "You better hurry up and take your Feng Dao brother and run away." ”

"A pig's head is a pig's head," Zhu Wen thought in his heart, "Who is Feng Dao is my brother, I don't know him well." ”

The pig's head ignored what he was thinking, and continued: "Li Shimin has already led the historical celebrities of the entire Tang Dynasty to beat you. ”

Zhu Wen was shocked. The Tang Dynasty has been a national glory for 300 years, and there have been many historical celebrities, and they are even more fierce. If they do, the entire five generations of celebrities will not be an opponent when united.

"Thank you for the advice." Zhu Wen thanked him.

The pig's head nodded to his own pig's head and turned off the video call with a teachable expression.

Zhu Wen was ready to leave quickly according to the pig's opinion. He was not going to take Feng Dao away, to be precise, he thought that there was not enough time, so he could only take away his henchmen.

"Ge Congzhou! Ge Congzhou! With Zhu Wen's two calls, Ge Congzhou quickly ran over from the dormitory opposite. I only heard Zhu Wen say: "Quickly retreat with our people." ”

"Your Majesty, where to retreat."

"What kind of bullshit is now, Your Majesty, take our people and find a place where no one is around."

Ge Congzhou didn't ask any more questions, and immediately ran out to handle the matter.

His subordinates may not have had enough of the computer, and some even have to bring their own large suitcases. was so angry that Ge Congzhou kicked seven or eight times in a row before taking people down the dormitory building.

This delay does not matter, the Tang Army, which is moving like lightning, has already been killed.

"Everyone, run, Li Erlang is here!"

I don't know who shouted, and Zhu Wen's generals fled in all directions. Li Shimin's angry roar came from behind him: "Catch Zhu Wen and Feng Dao!" Hit me hard! ”

Feng Dao, who was still upstairs in the dormitory, also heard this roar, and he was so frightened that his heart would not contract and relax. Fortunately, Li Yu next to him gave him an idea: "Go to the dormitory building of the Northern Song Dynasty to hide." ”

When Feng Dao heard this, he immediately retreated and ran towards the dormitory building of the Northern Song Dynasty.

Downstairs, General Tang was chasing Zhu Wen Feng Dao in all directions. It's hateful that those fifth-generation generals are running faster than rabbits, but in fact, the rapid march just now has exhausted everyone's physical energy that has just recovered, and now there is not much strength.

Li Er chased after a group of panting generals for fifty or sixty meters, but still did not catch up, and watched them flee to the mountains to the east. He had no choice but to order everyone to rest in place for a while, and then go to Soushan later. Anyway, the school wall in the east is unattainable, so I don't believe that Zhu Wen can still put on wings and fly.

Just as Cheng Biting Jin was about to rest, an annoying knocking sound suddenly came from not far away. Li Er was very angry, and the consequences were extremely serious. He himself led people over, and saw a busy carpenter going about his business as if no one was around. Li Er, who was ignored, was furious, and directly ordered someone to beat the carpenter, smashing all the wooden tables, chairs and benches that had just been made, and watching the carpenter with a blue nose and swollen face hide his face with laughter.

Li Er didn't know that at this moment, he had stabbed a lot of Lou Zi.

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