Chapter 38 The Age of the Laughing Garden 9.9375
PS: Starting tomorrow, each "three" will add a thousand words, divided into two shifts. It's the third time I've dropped my collection. Ask for a collection!
Lactic acid will continue to accumulate in the human body with the consumption of human physical energy, until the nervous system reports to the brain that it is unbearable and urges the brain to stop giving exercise instructions.
Therefore, after Li Shimin kicked the carpenter away, he didn't want to take another step, so he sat down and rested.
At this time, the restlessness of the two Song and Yuanming communities had escalated to a level where it was difficult not to be noticed. The Liaoguo dormitory building, the Jinguo dormitory building, and the Yuan Dynasty dormitory building in the community are already crowded. They either showed their heads to see the excitement and instigated incidentally, or they inquired about the news of the main family in their previous lives. Anyway, the noise was loud.
However, there are four other residence halls in the community that have not been affected by this agitation, at least not yet. One of them was a joint dormitory building inhabited by foreigners of the same period, such as Taira Tadanobu and Anuradha of the same period. However, there are not many people on this building, so even if they want to make noise, it will be difficult to make any waves. The other three buildings are not so insignificant.
On the tallest floor of the Ming Dynasty, a young man with a blue nose and a swollen face was crying to the people around him about what happened to him. Those who heard him cry were filled with righteous indignation and bruises. The whole room was like a volcano about to erupt, filled with world-destroying fury.
The remaining two buildings are the Southern Song Dynasty Dormitory Building and the Northern Song Dynasty Dormitory Building, which are next to each other. Due to Shen Yu's preference for Song Chao's history, the contradiction between man and land in these two buildings is very acute. Fortunately, there are all scholars living in it, and even Di Qing is now standing outside Zhao Zhen's dormitory door with a book in a polite manner.
"Help me! Help me! ”
Zhao Zhen's dormitory was on the first floor, so Di Qing became the first person Feng Dao saw after breaking into the dormitory building of the Northern Song Dynasty. Frightened inexplicably, he was rushing to the wolf, and without thinking about it, he asked the handsome man in front of him for help.
In the dormitory behind Di Qing, Zhao Zhen and Zhao Zhen, who couldn't sleep because of the loud noise outside, also heard the cries for help outside at this time.
"I'll go out and have a look." Zhao Ji said to Zhao Zhen.
"Be careful." Zhao Zhen instructed.
Zhao Ji nodded and rushed out. I saw a very elegant person recounting his painful experience. Listening to what he meant, it seems that he offended Li Er when he was surfing the Internet. Oh, he actually offended Li Shimin. Zhao Ji has seen with his own eyes how fierce his idol Li Shimin is today. If you can't beat others, you can actually use the technique of pinching the front teeth up and down, which is really the behavior of a beast.
However, Zhao Ji did not have more time to lament Li Shimin's behavior. Because Di Qing had already cast an inquiring glance at him. It seems that the man has finished explaining his suffering, and now it is up to him to decide whether or not to protect him.
If you protect him, it will be tantamount to offending Li Er, who is like a wolf. If you don't protect him, it seems that there is something wrong in your heart, after all, he came to the door for help.
While hesitating, Zhao Pu rushed over with a group of historical celebrities of the Northern Song Dynasty. They must have heard the cries here.
"Aren't you Feng Dao Feng Kedao?" Zhao Pu recognized the person immediately, "I've seen your portrait." ”
Zhao Ji didn't expect this person to be Feng Dao, the pioneer of the official Confucian classics. His engraving activities had a huge impact on the book printing industry in the Song Dynasty. To a certain extent, the prosperity of Song Dynasty literature is the result of following the line he formulated.
Zhao Zhen, who heard Zhao Pu's exclamation, also walked out of the dormitory. He heard Zhao Pu's surprised shout and learned that a senior had come to his territory.
"Invite him in." Zhao Zhen stood at the door and beckoned to Di Qing and Zhao Pu. …
Since Zhao Pu and other literati came, according to the tradition of the Great Song Dynasty, Zhao Pu was responsible for the reception work, and Di Qing's security work.
But today, Di Qing has an extra companion. Zhao Ji stood beside him and said, "I'm afraid of offending Li Er, you go to the Southern Song Dynasty dormitory building to find Yue Fei." ”
Di Qing was shocked, he was used to obeying orders, but he forgot that there was still this stubble. After hearing Zhao Ji's arrangement, he immediately spread his legs and ran towards the dormitory building next to him.
At this time, the mighty Three Kingdoms Alliance Army was marching into the Sui and Tang communities of the two Jin Dynasty under the leadership of Zhuge Liang.
Wang Xizhi stood at the gate and greeted Zhuge Liang's arrival with a very respectful etiquette. Zhuge Liang glanced at the antique etiquette and said in his heart: "Not everyone can change so quickly like Cao Mengde. ”
Wang Xizhi didn't know what Zhuge Liang was thinking. He stepped forward and smiled, "Hello fellow." ”
Before Zhuge Liang returned the courtesy, Zhang Fei laughed, pointed at Wang Xizhi and said: "You and my military brother are actually good friends, why don't I know?" He turned his head to Zhuge Liang again and said, "Brother Junshi, you are really hidden." ”
Zhuge Liang's face turned green when he said it, and Wang Xizhi's face turned even pale. Everyone else around them giggled. When Liu Bei saw this scene, he felt that it was time for him to go out and resolve the embarrassment for them.
"Yide, Hugh is going to talk nonsense."
"Where is my nonsense, it's obvious that he calls the old military advisor good."
Liu Bei hated to weave a straw shoe and stuff it into Zhang Fei's mouth. "Yide, what Mr. Wang said is that fellow villagers are good, not old friends."
"What an old man is good, the fellow is good. Big brother, you said tongue twisters. ”
Liu Bei's mind seemed to have thousands of paramecium rushing by, and the language center was even more paralyzed by Zhang Fei's words. For a while, the scene became even more awkward.
"Presumably this is General Zhang Yide." Another scholar behind Wang Xizhi asked.
"It's Zhang Yide, a Yanren."
Cao Cao heard Zhang Fei introduce himself with this sentence again, hurriedly covered his ears, and looked nervously at his subordinates to see if anyone was scared to death.
However, Wang Xizhi was not afraid of Zhang Fei's loud voice, he picked his ears, and then said to Zhang Fei with a smile: "Sure enough, it's the eunuch Zhang Yide." ”
Zhang Fei wondered, could it be that this guy's ears are not good, why should he repeat his words again. Since you didn't hear clearly, it's better to increase the volume a bit.
"Yes, I am Yanren Zhang Yide."
At this moment, Cao Cao was even more panicked, and looked at his subordinates three or four times in a row, and found that there was no bile spitting, and the stone in his heart fell to the ground.
After Zhang Fei finished saying that, his brain was like an electric shock to discover the mechanism in these words, and he was furious, pointing at the scholar and shouting: "You dare to scold me for being a eunuch!" I'm mad at me! ”
Wang Xizhi saw that Zhang Fei was about to jump up and beat someone, so he hurriedly drank the person behind him. "Tao Qian, Hugh is rude."
When Zhuge Liang heard this, he couldn't help but glance at the scholar. Unexpectedly, this person turned out to be Tao Yuanming.
He hurriedly stopped Zhang Fei, who was furious and wanted to beat people.
"Yide, you were the first to joke. Why are you angry again? Zhuge Liang patted Zhang Fei's shoulder with one hand, and stroked Zhang Fei's back with the other hand like stroking the mane of a stubborn donkey, "Mr. Wang and I are both from Langya, what is the big deal when we meet and say that the fellow is good, but you pretend not to understand, and insist that the two of us have a habit of breaking sleeves." ”
The wild donkey Zhang Fei's "hair" was smoothed out, and when he heard Zhuge Liang's words saying that he was witty and humorous, most of his anger disappeared.
Actually, he really didn't understand the phrase "good fellow", but Zhuge Liang said that he deliberately didn't understand, that is, he deliberately didn't understand.
"Our military advisor is right, I'm just a witty person, hehe." Zhang Fei thought so in his heart. …
Skipping this stubble and laughing, Zhuge Liang and Wang Xizhi exchanged pleasantries, and asked those celebrities in the Tang Dynasty what they had done recently. Before the organized language could be sent out of the language center, a loud noise was heard from the south.
Originally, there was some noise in that direction, but it was covered by Zhang Fei's loud voice, and everyone didn't pay much attention to it. Now the noise is louder, especially after the donkey is quiet, and it is difficult not to notice it.
"That direction is ......" Zhuge Liang recalled slightly, and remembered that it was the two Song and Yuan Ming communities, and the dormitory buildings of the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms were in that community. After thinking through this joint, Zhuge Liang shouted "not good". Leaving Wang Xizhi, he ran to the two Song Yuanming communities.
"Huan Wen! Xie An! Wang Xizhi looked at the mighty Three Kingdoms Alliance, and hurriedly greeted his generals, "Follow up quickly, follow the chairman, you can't be wrong." ”
The two of them took the only seven or eight generals and followed away.
The reason why the sound suddenly became louder was not because Zhu Wen and the others came back to find Li Er, but because a certain person who was beaten by Li Er and had a blue nose and swollen face led his helpers to take revenge.
Li Rusong, Mao Wenlong, Tang He, Yu Qian, Qi Jiguang, Xu Da, Lan Yu, Chang Yuchun. These names are still unfamiliar to Li Shimin, who already has new memories.
Come to think of it, how capable a group of guys who haven't been in the textbooks can be. However, after the two sides engaged in the battle, Li Shimin remembered that it seemed that among his gang, there were only a handful of people who appeared in textbooks.
What forced Li Er to recognize this reality was Cheng Biting Jin, who ran over like a panda and asked him to transfer.
"The so-called textbooks are really shallow for people."
Li Er sighed and slowly retreated with his subordinates.
The famous generals of the Ming Dynasty had no intention of pursuing them, and it was over by blasting Li Ermen out of their own territory. Their carpenter emperor, Zhu Youxiao, was now holding the table, chair and bench that had been smashed by Li Er, crying bitterly. They had to go back to comfort and comfort them, and to fulfill their former duties as courtiers.
"Your Majesty! Your Majesty! The Don army was defeated! The Don army was defeated! On the side of the dormitory building in the Northern Song Dynasty, the famous minister Han Qi quickly ran into Zhao Zhen's dormitory to report.
"Okay, I didn't expect this group of menacing guys to lose the battle." Feng Dao, who was chatting with several literati in Zhao Zhen's dormitory, was extremely happy when he heard the news, "I'm going out to see how embarrassed these founders of the Tang Dynasty are now." ”
After that, he broke through Zhao Ji, who tried to stop him, and ran to the gate of the dormitory building to show off his martial arts and roared: "Bullshit Sheng Tang, it's just a local chicken and a dog!" ”
But he forgot that the emaciated camel was bigger than the horse, and the Tang Dynasty was a native chicken and tile dog, so what was the Great Song Dynasty that protected him now?