As soon as I heard this name, I became angry, I screwed out the burning car again, and shouted viciously: "I said since you asked him to toss me with Tiandou Lao, what are you doing?" Don't you have the money, buy satellites and missiles with the United States and bomb them directly into the sky, or buy an Alto for each of the Chinese, take a bath and go to the toilet open, speed up the destruction of the atmosphere and let the girls in the sky fall. ”

He Tiandou said with a smile: "It's also a way." ”

Xiang Yu carefully held the "temptation grass" and looked at me curiously.

He Tiandou said: "You stole a 'temptation grass' from my house, right, it should be ripe, right?" ”

“…… How do you know? ”

"I didn't know that I brought the grass down from heaven! You and Xiang Yu are going to find Yu Ji now, right? ”

I looked around vigilantly, and He Tiandou seemed to know what I was doing, and said, "Don't look at it, I'm guessing." Xiaoqiang, it was nothing to give you a piece of grass, but you also know that this thing is not easy to get, I am also a radish and a pit, can you give it back to me? ”

Listening to him speak seriously, I couldn't help but rejoice: "Okay, do you send someone to get it or will I send it to you?" Xiang Yu also sneered slightly.

He Tiandou pretended to sigh and said, "Forget it, I know you won't agree, but I was going to use that medicine to save people, and you took it...... Tsk, it's not easy to do. ”

I scolded, "You don't fool me, can this medicine cure the disease?" Could it be that Chang Yu (the famous big jj in the historical records) has not been strong in this life? ”

He Tiandou said with a smile: "It's about the same as this surname, a generation of heroes, and now it's better to live than to die - just look at it, this is the address......"

I hurriedly shouted, "Wait, why don't you go?" ”

"I don't have much medicine left, you kid don't know what to do, if it weren't for me turning a blind eye, your Huarong bones and scum would have been refined, if I guessed correctly, Xiang Yu wanted to give the grass in his hand to Yu Ji to eat, but aren't you afraid that the unprocessed temptation grass will have side effects?"

Xiang Yu and I were stunned when he said this, He Tiandou left an address and a name while the iron was hot and hung up the phone quickly.

I looked at Xiang Yu and asked, "What should I do?" ”

Xiang Yu stared at the temptation grass in his hand and said, "You might as well go and see what is going on with this person first-but I won't take out this grass anyway." ”

I nodded, and drove to that address with a fire.

It is a street close to the junction of urban and rural areas, the road is very wide, but it is sparsely populated, and further afield you can see a huge garbage dump, whether the driver of the car is going or returning, usually here to fill up water and buy drinks or something.

On the side of the road, there is a big cold drink stall in the open air, there are more than a dozen tables, the poor and remote area, the business is actually good, many young farmers who have sold vegetables from the city are used to carrying a bottle of beer here and drinking it before leaving, on the edge of the cold drink stall, the descendants of the three or three are wandering idlely, it seems that they are all small gangsters, a slightly hunchbacked half-old man is walking back and forth with his head down, and when he sees someone dropping a Coke bottle or tin can, he immediately goes up and stomps on it. Carefully tucked into the oily woven bag on his back.

The place He Tiandou said was here, Xiang Yu frowned and said after getting out of the car: "What kind of place is this, it's a mess." ”

A guy who came up to greet us immediately whispered to us: "If you don't want to cause trouble, be quiet, beat you!" He said the ruffian Nunu who was sitting on the side of the road.

Xiang Yu snorted and stopped talking, of course these little gangsters are not a problem, but he still has a treasure in his hand now, and he has to guard against it if he touches it, so the overlord doesn't want to make trouble today.

I smiled at the young man and thanked him, and asked him, "Why are there so many 'people' here?" ”

The young man glanced at me, probably aware that I had also been "mixed", and knew what I was asking, so he pointed far away and said: "It's not because there is a new song and dance hall with 'goods' in front of me, and all the masters who make a living at night rest here, the two of them just take care of themselves, they generally don't disturb ordinary guests, our boss is familiar with them." ”

I asked Xiang Yu for sorbet and beer, and I looked at the little gangsters one by one, the ruffians in this place are also very characteristic of combining urban and rural areas, each with rings on their noses, dyed like parrots, but they are still wearing red autumn clothes with insect eyes, iron chains hanging from their pants, and rubber shoes on their feet.

Xiang Yu smiled: "Could it be that there are any peerless heroes hidden among these people?" "I glanced at him, he suffered a loss in his life and his eyes were above the top, no one looked down on him, wasn't he defeated by this kind of person?

Taking advantage of the guy's time to deliver beer, I said to him, "I'll ask you about someone." ”

"Tell me, I know all the people here."

I took out the note I had written in the car and looked at it again, and said, "You guys have a name in this area...... Do you know Wang Laji? ”

The guy touched his chin and looked at the sky: "Wang Laji...... The name is so cool? ”

I said, "Is there such a man?" ”

The guy thought hard: "Wang Laji...... Wang Laji...... Hi! You're talking about the king trash, isn't it? As he spoke, he pointed to the hunchbacked old man who was just walking around picking up garbage with his head down, and said with a smile, "Are you all bullied here?" ”

I wondered, "What do you mean?" ”

The guy smiled and didn't answer, and poked his chin at the back of the king's garbage: "Look at it." ”

Xiang Yu and I didn't know why, so I had to look at Wang Garbage, and now I understand that He Tiandou was not talking to me about Wang Laji and Wang Garbage, as the name suggests, this should just be his nickname.

Wang garbage is about 50 years old, not tall, plus hunchback, can only go to the chest of ordinary people, the clothes he wears are big and small, and he can smell a rancid smell from afar, and then look at his face, not to mention the greasy mask, his eyes have become a pile, but even so, he still has a humble smile on his face, and he keeps nodding slightly when he walks forward, as if he is polite to someone.

Wang garbage walked diligently, and after a while, he took the bottles that had just left a few guests to drink and throw away, and the smile on his face deepened, when a red-haired ruffian shouted: "Wang garbage, how is today's harvest?" Come here! ”

Wang Garbage was stunned for a moment, but immediately returned to his smiling face, hunched over and walking towards the red hair step by step, while unloading the woven bag on his shoulder and hanging it in front of the gangsters.

The guy at the cold drink stall pulled me and said excitedly: "Look, the show is coming." ”

The red hair kicked the woven bag, and the various bottles and cans inside suddenly scattered to the ground, and the red hair exaggerated and shouted: "Scared, Wang garbage, you want to make a fortune!" ”

Wang Trash bowed again and again: "It's a joke, it's a joke......"

The red-haired face was gloomy: "Say that your mother has a leg, the old rule - a cola bottle is a grandfather's head, and a mineral water bottle is three squatting with his head in his hands, count it yourself!" ”

Xiang Yu and I were puzzled, so we had to continue to watch, only to see Wang Trash still smiling and putting out all the bottles in the garbage bag, 8 Coke bottles and 12 mineral water bottles. Then Wang Trash knelt in front of the red hair for no reason and shouted: "Grandpa! "Stand up, take a Coke bottle, kneel down again, shout grandpa, take another bottle......

Xiang Yu's face was gloomy, and he said: "I hate these miscellaneous things, what are you bullying him for." ”

I reminded him in a whisper, "Do you know why He Tiandou asked us to come here?" It's just to let us see what the heroes of the world look like now. ”

Xiang Yu put the temptation grass between his hands and asked in a low voice, "Didn't you ask who this person surnamed He was in his previous life?" ”

I said, "Forget about it, at least you have to be a well-known character." Xiang Yu saw that my eyes were floating on the temptation grass intentionally or unintentionally, and said categorically: "Don't think about it, I want to give this grass to Ah Yu!" ”

I said, "I didn't say anything......

At this time, Wang garbage had already kowtowed 8 times and called 8 grandfathers, he wiped a handful of sweat and picked up all the Coke bottles, squatted on the ground with his head in his hands, and touched the ground again, then stood up and said loudly: "One! Then he did it again, "Two! ”…… 12 mineral water bottles, that is, 36 squatting with their heads in their hands, and when the king finished the garbage, he was already out of breath, he carefully packed up his garbage, and finally smiled at the red-haired gang, when he was relieved and was about to leave, the yellow hair next to the red-haired stepped on the bag and kneaded out the contents again, hehe smiled evilly and said, "I want to go?" ”

Wang Garbage seemed to be accustomed to the ravages of others, nodded and said, "What else do you command?" ”

Huang Mao kicked a few bottles and said, "How is this green tea counted?" How do you count black tea? Learn to be a king! ”

Without saying a word, Wang Trash immediately crawled around in the ground, shouting: "I am Wang Ba, I am Wang Ba." ”

Huang Mao scolded with a smile: "Damn, how can Wang Ba speak?" ”

Wang garbage saw that some people were dissatisfied with his performance, so he had to come up with twelve points of spirit, it seems that this Wang Ba is not the first time to learn, this seriousness, immediately learned Wang Ba's methodical and slow appearance, Huang Mao picked up a small stone and threw it on Wang Garbage's head, Wang Garbage immediately shrank his head as Wang Ba was frightened, Huang Mao They laughed presumptuously, Wang Trash carefully smiled, and stood up tentatively.

At this time, a green-haired gangster across the road led a group of people to rush over, kicking the things that Wang garbage had finally packed up again, and the guy next to us said: "See, this is several groups of people, competing to bully Wang garbage every day, who can bully the tricks who have face." ”

Xiang Yu slapped the table heavily and didn't say a word, but I knew that Brother Yu was really angry.

After the sack of the king garbage was kicked away for the nth time, he showed a better psychological quality than a sniper, I saw that he was not in a hurry or impatient, when he saw the cola bottle, no matter who was in front, he climbed down is a head, and then called grandpa, and then consciously took back the bottle, and when he saw the mineral water bottle, he squatted with his head in his arms, and when he saw something else, he naturally did not need to say - learn from the king eight climbs, the red hair and the yellow hair looked at the green hair triumphantly, which means: see how sensible the king garbage is trained by us, it is up to you to see below.

Wang garbage himself didn't know that he patted the horse's fart on the horse's leg, and diligently did all kinds of strange things, the green hair's face became more and more gloomy, and suddenly kicked Wang garbage on the ass with all his strength, and the unprepared Wang garbage was kicked and screamed, and jumped out like an arrow off the string, and jumped back for a long time 200 meters away, and then slowly stepped back, and there was a smile on his face again. A gangster pretended to look at his watch and said, "Well, yes, I broke Liu Xiang's record." Causing a burst of laughter, the green hair somewhat regained some face, smiled and beckoned to Wang Trash: "Come here!" I'll reward you for a good job—"

Wang garbage hurriedly ran over, the green hair grabbed him by the collar and pointed to a fashionable girl across the road, and said viciously: "Go and ask what color of underwear that woman is wearing, and ask for a reward when you come back." ”

Wang Garbage's smile froze for a moment, but nodded again: "Yes, yes." As he spoke, he was about to run to the opposite side, and several ruffians smiled wickedly at the same time and asked, "How can you verify it?" The green hair said presumptuously: "Wang garbage, if you can't ask, we can only go and see it ourselves." ”

Wang garbage quickly ran to the girl and said something, the girl was stunned for a moment, and slapped him casually, the green hair looked at it and laughed, after all, they were just gangsters, and they couldn't do anything too out of line, so they let the girl go.

Xiang Yu was already trembling slightly with anger at this time, and pointed at Wang Trash and said: "This kind of person is what kind of hero he was in his previous life, is it necessary to care about him when he has fallen to such a point?" ”

I laughed and said, "Brother Yu, that's not what I said, Zhang Bing didn't know who she was, and she was a little woman before. ”

Xiang Yu sighed heavily: "Hero twilight, hero twilight!" ”

Seeing that the ruffians were laughing happily, Wang Trash knew that he had made a meritorious contribution this time, and he also paced back proudly, and the green hair said loudly: "Come here, reward you one." This kid unscrupulously opened his pants and peed into a bottle, and then handed the bottle to Wang Garbage, who came over, and Wang Garbage was very conscious, and he was going to drink it when he lifted it. The green fur stopped him, smiled evilly, and said, "It's not for you to drink, it's for him to drink." Saying that, he pointed to a strong driver who had just gotten off the big truck, this kid was addicted to killing people with a knife, and it seemed that he wanted to let this strong man beat the king of garbage again, and they were good-looking and lively.

The man is more than 1.9 meters tall, his face is full of meat, he doesn't look like a good stubble, the green hair is of course not afraid of him because of the crowd, the unlucky one is only the king's garbage, to provoke this man, it is very convenient to beat him half-body.

Wang garbage also knew the stakes, and he couldn't laugh anymore with the half bottle of urine, and the green hair glared: "Go quickly!" Wang Trash suddenly knelt straight in front of the green hair, and begged: "You spare me, you can play with me as much as you want, but don't let me hurt anyone!" The green-haired ones were stunned for a moment, and laughed together: "Damn, the consciousness is quite high, it turns out that you are not afraid of death." The green hair stepped on Wang Trash's face one by one, and scolded angrily, "Are you going, are you going......

Xiang Yu finally wiped his face at this time, threw the temptation grass that he had been holding in his hand in front of me, and said resolutely as if he had made a lot of determination: "Take it, hurry up!" I was saved from changing my mind. ”

I grabbed it in my hand and shouted, "Wang trash, come here!" ”

Green, red, and yellow stared at me together, but after looking at the posture of me and Xiang Yu, no one was the first to stand up, maintaining the courtesy that the little gangster should have when he saw the old gangster.

Wang Garbage looked at his face, and quickly judged the situation, he ran to me with a smoke, and smiled humbly as usual: "Grandpa, what do you command?" ”

Xiang Yu and I couldn't help but look at Wang Trash carefully, it's a pity that we didn't see that this old blind stream had any temperament that hid needles, he had been completely pinched into a ball.

I threw the piece of temptation grass in front of him, and said only the word "eat", and I was afraid that after a while I would change my mind.

Wang Garbage picked up the grass and sniffed it intoxicated, but still smiled and asked vigilantly, "You won't have an accident if you eat this, right?" ”

Xiang Yu said impatiently: "Then what else do you want, do you think it's interesting for you to live like this?" ”

Wang Garbage finally glanced at Xiang Yu after hearing this, and I found that the corners of his mouth grinned bitterly, I dare to swear, it was definitely not an epiphany before awakening - he was afraid that Xiang Yu would stand up and beat him.

Wang garbage gritted his teeth and closed his eyes, threw the temptation grass into his mouth and chewed it a few times before swallowing it into his stomach, Xiang Yu and I stared at him fixedly, waiting for him to slowly exude the breath of Wang Ba, but after waiting for a long time, there was no movement, and the red, yellow and green Sanmao shouted again: "Wang garbage, it's over, give Lao Tzu a death!" ”

Wang garbage ran over again, and at this time the driver of the big car had already left, and the green hair was very happy, and the green hair spread his legs and said, "Forget it, you will be cheaper today, and I will let you go if I drill a crotch again." ”

Wang Garbage suddenly slowed down......

I was so nervous that I forgot to breathe, I seemed to have seen a hero gradually recovering, I seemed to have smelled the coming bloody rain-

Then, with a plop, he knelt down in front of the green hair, and he bowed down and drilled between the green hair's legs......

Xiang Yu and I looked at each other, almost couldn't believe our eyes, and I was stunned for a while, before I remembered something, and said to Xiang Yu: "Damn, eat Lao Tzu's baby and then go to drill people's crotch, this hero of the world, is it-"

Xiang Yu and I said in unison: "Han Xin? ”

(To be continued)