Xiang Yu and I were stunned as we watched Wang garbage crawl towards the green hair, Xiang Yu pressed his hand on the table and said, "Doesn't eating temptation grass alone work?" ”

I was excited: "You said that the surname He wouldn't trick us, in order to get rid of the medicine in our hands, just spend a pitiful-looking scavenger picking up rags?" ”

Xiang Yu was also stunned, and then said: "Even so, this person should appear in the form of a mule and a horse in his last life, right?" ”

Between speaking, Wang Garbage's head has poked into the legs of the green hair, and when he was about to crawl over, Wang Garbage suddenly reached out and grabbed the crotch of the green hair, and the green hair was looking at the sky with his waist crossed, and was grabbed and screamed without defense, Wang Garbage slowly got up, and said in a deep voice: "Call grandpa!" ”

The green hair was furious, and the most surprising thing for him should be that he was not grabbed by someone's crotch but grabbed his crotch This person is actually Wang trash, his face is seriously out of shape because of this, and he hissed: "You let me go!" The yellow-haired and red-haired people were stunned for a moment, and they all laughed, and the green-haired people wanted to go up to help, but they didn't dare to take action easily when it was related to the descendants of the little green, and they scolded on the side: "Look for death, you!" ”

I asked Xiang Yu: "Which hero in history is good at grabbing people's crotch?" Xiang Yu couldn't cry or laugh, and shook his head again and again.

Wang Trash had his back to us, so he couldn't see the expression on his face clearly, so he only heard him say to Green Fur very softly: "Grandpa will let you go, hurry up." ”

The green hair opened his mouth and just wanted to scold, probably because Wang Garbage added some force to his hand, and a dirty word blurted out turned into a painful inhalation, and the yellow hair and red hair They still looked at it with a smile, they knew that this matter was starting to be interesting today.

Wang Garbage had obviously lost his patience at this time, and suddenly said coldly: "Forget it, you don't have to scream, you could still be my grandson, but now I can only be a granddaughter......

The first moment he reacted to the meaning of this sentence, the green hair shouted hysterically: "Grandpa, grandpa! ”

Wang Trash smiled: "That's good." Saying that, he really let go of the green hair, and slapped the green hair twice affectionately on the green hair face with the hand that was just holding his crotch.

Now I'm also confused, originally I thought that Wang Garbage would hold the green hair hostage until he was safe, and then he would say that he was not looking for death when he released people now?

The little green of Chad's liberation forgot to take revenge, and just stared blankly at the king garbage - people are like that, if you are bitten by a dog, the first thought is to pick up a stick and kill it; But if a well-behaved and cute little white rabbit pounces on you and bites off two catties of meat, you have to think, whether I have met a rabbit spirit or am I dreaming, so it is inevitable to be stunned for a while.

Wang Garbage didn't look at Green Hair again, turned his face to Yellow Hair and Red Hair and said: "My grandson called me Grandpa, if you don't call him, you probably won't be able to mix in this area in the future, in order to prevent my grandson from saying that I don't know how to hurt people - you two should also call me." He said this as a matter of course, as if the teacher was reasoning with elementary school students, a little coaxing and intimidating.

The laughter of the red and yellow hairs froze, they laughed because the green hair was not their group, they were gloating, but they never expected that the disaster would befall them so soon.

Red Fur stretched out a finger and pointed at Wang Trash, probably a short circuit in his thinking, usually the mantra is dirty, and now he can't even think of a word of swearing, Wang Trash is as fast as lightning and inserts his right index finger into the corner of Red Mao's mouth, and then hooks it down, Red Mao involuntarily bends sideways, and his hands subconsciously protect his mouth.

"Don't move!" Wang garbage faded down with all his might, and threatened: "Do you want me to tear your mouth behind your ears?" That way you won't have to roll the pie later. ”

Xiang Yu wondered: "Why don't you have to roll pies in the future?" ”

I explained to him, "Gin behind your ears, just enough for a pie to fit in." ”

Xiang Yu: "......"

Wang Garbage hooked the red hair with one finger like that, and said loudly: "Call grandpa!" ”

The red hair tilted his body in pain, and the blood droplets at the corners of his mouth fell down drippingly, but he couldn't resist at all, if he opened Wang Trash with a straight fist, then the corners of his mouth would have to crack, although it may not be as exaggerated as Wang Trash said, but if you really want to open the side door, at least you can eat and smoke. The people with him don't dare to act rashly, and the green and yellow hairs are not convenient to manage, and now they want to rush up definitely to take advantage of the danger of others, and in the end it is the red hair that is offended.

Wang Garbage's surname became extremely noisy at some point, he raised the red hair up, and shouted: "Is it so difficult to call a grandfather?" ”

Red-haired snot and tears fell together, and said in a muffled voice: "Dumb-"

Wang Garbage put his ears up intently, and asked with his eyes, "What did you say?" ”

The red hair inhaled the cold air and adjusted the shape of his mouth for a long time before he shouted again: "Grandpa......"

Wang Garbage stretched out his fingers so that Hongmao fell to the ground, wiped the saliva on Hongmao's body, and scolded with a smile: "I can't say anything clearly, it's shameful to have a grandson like you." ”

The red hair crawled on the ground, and the eyes of the king were full of fear.

At this time, Wang garbage wiped his hands, as if he had just eaten a meal of mutton shabu in the cold winter, he lifted his shirt and stretched the sweat on his forehead, and said to Huang Mao with a smile: "It's your turn, call it." ”

The red hair and the green hair were already free, and the two gangs of people wanted to rush up together, and the king garbage was by no means an opponent, but people were a very strange animal, these two people suffered a great shame at the hands of the king garbage, and now the yellow hair was left safe and sound, but these two people were not in a hurry, and stood silently behind and watched.

Huang Mao also analyzed the current situation, he took a step back, and smiled reluctantly: "...... Lao Wang, my brother used to make a joke with you, don't worry about it. ”

Wang Garbage didn't pay attention to his stubble at all, and put his hand on his ear: "Hurry up, I'll wait." ”

Huang Mao patted Wang on the shoulder and pretended to be open-minded: "Haha, Lao Wang loves to joke." ”

Wang Trash said stubbornly: "Call grandpa!" ”

Huang Mao finally couldn't hold it anymore, he pulled out a dagger more than a foot long from his back waist, and said angrily: "Don't be embarrassed!" ”

Wang Garbage looked at it and said with a smile: "Yo, you still have a knife, do you know how to play?" As soon as he reached out and grabbed Huang Mao's arm, Huang Mao couldn't help shaking, the knife almost fell to the ground, Wang Garbage reached out his other hand and pinched Huang Mao's fingers on the handle of the knife, and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, I'll teach you how to kill." ”

Wang Garbage put Huang Mao's hand holding the knife on his neck, then tilted his head, patted the bruised tendons and said, "See, there is one of the thickest blood vessels here, cut with a knife, and the gods are difficult to save." ”

Huang Mao's knife was sharpened extremely sharply, and the snow-white knife light reflected Wang Garbage's neck was also bright, and Huang Mao almost threw away the knife several times, but Wang Garbage helped him get it again.

Wang Garbage glanced at the yellow hair that was already a little trembling, and said in surprise: "Why, look down on cutting veins?" Then I'll teach you one more trick. Wang Trash put Huang Mao's hand on his left chest and said, "Do you know what this place is, yes, it's the heart, stab it here and die!" Wang Trash took Huang Mao's empty hand and covered it on his chest and pulled it, "Touch the ribs, do you know how to stab the first knife - don't make too much effort, it's not easy to pull out if you stick to the ribs, you have to rub it and tie it in." ”

Wang Trash said while holding Huang Mao's hand to show him, Huang Mao has become a puppet at the moment, stupidly at his mercy, Wang Trash finished teaching Huang Mao, took a step back, and said: "It's all taught to you, come on, don't you want to kill me?" ”

Huang Mao held the knife and stood still. Wang garbage hunched over and looked up at Huang Mao, but the momentum was simply like a bird's-eye view of the world.

Wang Garbage urged: "Hurry up, are you going to kill or not?" I still have friends waiting for me. ”

Xiang Yu watched it for a long time and said to me: "This person's kung fu is not very high, but he is ruthless, I really can't think of who is this surname in history." ”

I said disdainfully: "Of course you can't think that you only have a few years of history before?" ”

Xiang Yu said: "Oh, then do you know who this person is?" ”

“…… I don't know either, the history I know best is last year. ”

On the field, Wang Trash urged him several times, but Huang Mao didn't do anything, and Wang Trash said in a tone of hatred: "Then I'll help you?" He suddenly hugged Huang Mao's hand holding the knife, and we all thought he was going to grab the knife, but no one expected him to stab him hard in the heart......

In the end, Huang Mao was so frightened that his hand was crooked, and the knife pierced deep into Wang Garbage's shoulder, and the bright red blood slowly soaked Wang Garbage's clothes, and Huang Mao was paralyzed into a pile, and then covered his face and screamed like a little girl, Wang Garbage shouted: "Call grandpa!" ”

Huang Mao hurriedly shouted with a crying voice: "Grandpa, grandpa, grandpa!" ”

All the ruffians were stunned, not to mention going up and doing it, and they didn't even have the strength to run, Wang Garbage smiled with satisfaction, pointed to their noses one by one and said: "If you want to get back face, I will accompany you at any time, but remember, if you come, you will kill me, as long as you give me a breath, the lives of you and your whole family are not your own!" ”

After Wang Garbage said this, he didn't look at them again, walked to the table between me and Xiang Yu with a smile and sat down, and waved at the boss: "Give me a bottle of beer." The boss trotted over with a beer and respectfully placed it in front of Wang Trash, who pointed at us: "I settled the accounts of these two brothers, how much is it?" ”

The boss nodded and said, "Look at what you said, I've known me for so long......

Wang trash slapped the table: "Disgusting or not, Lao Tzu drank your bottle of beer for nothing?" How much? ”

The boss cringed and said, "A total of 9 ......"

Wang garbage untied the red belt, took out a large handful of stinky wool tickets from his pants, counted 10 yuan and threw it on the ground: "No need to look for it!" The boss picked up the money and ran away.

Wang Garbage bit the cap of the bottle with his teeth and took a big sip, burped happily, and looked at us with a smile: "What are the two of you?" ”

I pointed to the knife on his shoulder: "Can you take that one down and speak again, I'm dizzy." ”

Wang Garbage pulled out the knife and threw it on the table, and said hesitantly: "I laughed." His wound was bleeding profusely, and Wang Garbage tore his clothes and wrapped them twice, not paying attention.

What I'm most curious about now is the identity of this old pervert in front of me, so I asked, "What do you call it?" ”

Wang Garbage probably knew what I was asking, and replied very directly: "Liu Xia planter." ”

I scratched my head and said, "Yanagishita? This surname is familiar, Yanagishita Hui ......"

Liu Xia said: "That's my brother." ”

I was surprised and said, "Megumi Yanagishita, who is not messing up, is your brother?" "I didn't expect the famous gentleman to have such a younger brother.

Liu Xia said disdainfully: "What are you doing with him, a hypocrite." ”

I cautiously asked, "Have you seen that woman?" ”

Liu Xia was stunned: "Which woman?" ”

"It's the one sitting in your brother's arms, is it because she's too ugly......"

Liu Xiajiao interrupted me a little angrily: "Why do you tell me about him first when you see me?" I have a name and a surname! Speaking of this, the king said proudly, "I am a wicked man!" ”

I smiled and said, "I see." ”

Xiang Yu kept looking at Wang Trash coldly, he always seemed to look down on him, and then suddenly said, "Do you have a nickname called Thief?" ”

Liu Xia patted his thigh: "There are people who understand!" Which one are you? ”

"Something is a ...... Forget it, I told you that you don't know. ”

Liu Xia's mind was quick, and he smiled: "It seems that you are still behind me?" ”

I introduced: "This is Xiang Yu, Brother Yu. ”

Liu Xia said: "Yes, Liu Xia Zhen really didn't know Xiang Yu, but Wang Garbage has no culture and has heard of the overlord of Western Chu." ”

Xiang Yu smiled faintly, pointed to Liu Xia's feet and said to me: "This person is the famous thief back then, who led thousands of people to run rampant among the princes, and scolded Kong Qiu who went to debate with him. ”

I almost stood up in shock: "Kongqiu? Is it Sage Kong? ”

Liu Xia said: "It's that old guy, I didn't pull down my face to toss him because I saw that he was good with my brother, who knew that this old thing was endless, and it was time to eat lunch, so I shouted, 'Bring that plate of steamed human liver', this old guy ran away with his tail between his legs," Speaking of this, Liu Xia laughed recklessly, "Kong Lao Ersheng was disgusted with Lao Tzu and ran away, haha." ”

I've got black lines all over my head, and that's disgusting! Under a spirit, he suddenly blurted out: "Heaven and earth can only distinguish between the turbidity, but how did you suddenly steal Yan Yuan - thief, I remembered, when I went to school, there was such a sentence in Guan Hanqing's "Dou E's Injustice", so you are a bad person?" ”

Liu Xia was stunned for a moment and said: "Lao Tzu is not a hero or a bad person, by the way, Lao Tzu is a hero, a hero!" ”

"Interview, how do you feel about turning from a king trash to a hero?"

Liu Xia said: "By the way, I haven't asked you yet, is the weirdness in the thing you just gave me to eat?" ”

I nodded, and briefly told him a few words about the temptation grass, for this kind of person, some things have no meaning to be kept secret.

After hearing this, Liu Xia sighed with deep emotion, and finally sighed: "I can understand it, people are good and are bullied, and when you are a person, you must be a wicked person!" ”

Xiang Yu and I glanced at each other and smiled bitterly, this former thief who had been bullied for most of his life seemed to have bid farewell to the correct outlook on life and worldview.

I asked Liu Xia: "Brother thief, what are you going to do in the future, can't you follow me to do something casually first, you can't live with rags anymore, right?" ”

Liu Xia said proudly: "Wherever you fall, you can get up." He pointed to the yellow, red and green Sanmao and said, "See, that's my new force, see that nightclub, at most another month it will be mine!" This beer stand, mine! ”

I hurriedly shook his hand: "I wish you success." ”

I saw that I had nothing more to say, so I stood up and said, "Brother thief, then brother, I will leave, anyway, you can do everything leisurely, the police will not dare to scare people when they talk to you one day-"

Liu Xia shook my hand: "Brother, I won't say thank you, although we are wicked people, but we all know in our hearts that whoever treats us well will be repaid ten times and a hundred times, this is called theft and there is a way - by the way, this sentence is still our first creation!" ”

Just as we were about to leave, Liu Xia's plantar suddenly glanced at the wound on his shoulder, as if he was startled, and he gradually paused in a panic, and I hurriedly asked: "What's wrong with him, he has lost too much blood?" ”

Xiang Yu said: "It's not enough to have such a little blood. ”

Liu Xiaqi raised his head and looked around, and said with difficulty: "What's wrong with me, why am I bleeding?" "I said in my heart that it wasn't you pretending to be b just now, you see that I am Xiaoqiang pretending to be b, and I vomited blood with one punch, you are good, insert yourself and play, should!

Liu Xia sat on the ground and said blankly: "Who am I?" ”

I hurriedly stepped forward: "Brother thief, what's wrong with you, aren't you a willow planter?" ”

Liu Xiajiao stared at me for a long time, and reluctantly smiled: "Oh, it's Brother Xiaoqiang, and the overlord, you haven't left yet?" ”

"I'm leaving......"

"Oh, be careful on the road - do you want that bottle?" Yanagi asked, pointing to our empty beer bottles.

“…… Don't. ”

Willow got up from the ground trembling and carefully tucked the bottles on the table into his woven bag, smiling humbly at us.

When he turned his back to us and left, I found that his back was even more hunched, and the imposing momentum just now had long since disappeared, and it looked like a pitiful wretch.

I wondered: "What's going on with the heroes in this life, is such a person still fainting blood?" ”

Xiang Yu suddenly whispered in my ear: "It's a side effect!" ”

I immediately realized that the unprocessed temptation grass really has a fatal side effect, that is: I will lose my surname medicine intermittently, and completely forget the scene of my previous life, just like Liu Xia Plant, when he took in the little gangster, it was Liu Xia Yuan, but just now, he became the king of trash who can be humiliated by anyone, and the last medicine surname also made him recognize me and Xiang Yu, if you ask again now, he will definitely not remember us and who he was in his last life. I don't know when he will transform into that villain again......

In the car, I said to myself: "How can such a willow plantar train 'Sanmao', can he successfully occupy the nightclub?" ”

Xiang Yubai glanced at me and said, "What kind of heart do you have for him?" ”

I smiled and said, "I think Brother Thief is very good, at least it's not false, why don't you look down on him all the time?" ”

"Hmph, pinch people's crotch, pull the corners of people's mouths, and dare to call themselves heroes, I knew that it was his words, and he wouldn't take out the temptation grass."

I glanced at him with disdain, this is called a typical cheap and obedient thing, the side effects of temptation grass are not so easy to accept, take Baojin as an example, he is only a slight surname difference, and I understand that this temptation grass is an absolute split personality when I eat it! This is going to be eaten by Yu Ji, this will be sweet with you, the two of them pushed the boat and untied their clothes, and at the critical moment, Yu Ji suddenly changed her face and shouted Can you say clearly?

(To be continued)