Mei'er is a real DNF female player, and in real life she is still a super super beauty who is a little natural, and this is definitely a panda level in the world of dungeon games. Zhou Yi and her acquaintance are also a wonderful experience.

One day he brushed a trumpet in the Sky Curtain Monster, which is a new professional female gunsmith, Zhou Yi will not deliberately play other professions, but with a new profession, he will also practice to level 48 awakening, the purpose of which is to understand the characteristics of other professions, so that he can deal with them in PK in the future.

At this time, Zhou Yi was preparing to go to a copy called Tianwei 1 to do a task, because the gun and cannon profession single-brush king-level Tianwei 1 is not very powerful, and it takes a lot of magic to clean up the minimap, so I want to find a melee professional team, and I happened to see a female judo with a character named Mei'er next to him shouting to beg to form a team to cross the king of Tianwei 1.

"Looks like she was shouting the same thing when she first came to the sky to brush the periphery an hour ago, right? This man Nima is really funny. Forget it, judo with a big gun should be pretty fast. ”

After complaining, Zhou Yi sent a team invitation to the female judo called Mei'er, and the other party quickly came in, and before Zhou Yi was ready to enter the copy and enter the map, he typed in the team frequently: "Thank you so much, sister, you are such a good person!" Is it the king of Tianwei 1?

"Nani?"

Zhou Yi, who replied with two words casually, thought depressedly: "Mud girl, why was she turned into a shemale unconsciously?" Sister, you're big! ”

"Sister, I'm going to go to the king of Tianwei 1 to do a mission!"

Depend on! Continue to demonize me! Can't fight back in the silent Zhou Yi with Internet jargon and wrote: "Your mother's surname? It is basically to greet the other party's mother and say that the other party is very two.

"My mother's surname is Wang."

Is this Nima really stupid or fake? Zhou Yi, who didn't believe in evil, typed on the team channel again: "Your mother's surname is Wang? Won't it be from Suzhou, right? ”

"My mother's hometown is really in Suzhou, sister, do you know her?"

After seeing this sentence typed by this Mei'er again, Zhou Yi felt that he was completely speechless, and he could really struggle and finally typed "Immortal?" Monster? "Four words.

“？？？”

Forget it~ I can't communicate, I guess it's a primary school student again! There are so many elementary school students playing online games these days!

I heard that in particular, there is a battle called Masia, which has the most elementary school students. It's not like the team PK in the dungeon.,In the dungeon, even if a teammate has an SB elementary school student in the 4v4 team battle.,It's still a natural live target.,Even if he's set on fire.,As long as you can drag your teammates to the colorless skill cd and turn back to surround back, it's easy to win.。

And as long as there is a primary school student in the 5v5 battle, the more you masturbate to the back, the more Nima can't cry~ It's sadistic!

Don't think about it too much, let's go into the dungeon.

After reading the second and entering the map, he began to pull the monster and prepare to clear the monster with the musket skill of the area attack, Zhou Yi suddenly burst out in a foul mouth: "Damn!" Don't take such a playful person, right, even a shemale is a good one with human rights? ”

Finally, Zhou Yi, who was about to start a small fire, only felt that a group of galloping grass and mud horses suddenly galloped past in the picture.

Damn, does Nima dare to throw the octopus farther with her throwing skills? Does Nima dare to use a savage charge to knock out the tree monsters?

When Zhou Yi was ruthlessly ravaged by the tragedy in the game screen, the player named Mei'er seemed to be offering treasure and hit in the chat: "Sister, look, I'm amazing, I beat them all away, and my sister can shoot with a machine gun!" ”

Shoot you in the face! Helpless, Zhou Yi can hit "God~ help me" in the chat! ”

The player Mei'er quickly replied: "Sister, what did you do? ”

"I haven't done a bad thing lately, but I did a sadistic thing today! 5555......" Zhou Yi replied angrily.

"Ah~ Don't be sad, sister, you are a good person, I live on Jingnan Road, next time I come to Hanjiang Road, I will invite you to eat octopus balls, and you will be happy!"

"Poof~~~~~~~~"

Master Ning, I can finally understand you, your old acting skills are not exaggerated at all, they are too realistic!

At this time, the picture in Zhou Yi's mind was only the scene of Tang Bohu's master squirping blood in the sky played by Zhou Xingxing!

“？？？”

"It's okay, I choked on water."

"My sister should drink more water, my mother said that if you drink less and drink more water, your skin will be as good as hers, so others also say that my skin is very good."

Wa lean, others say that it is difficult to paint the skin and bones, this Nima is good, and even my skin will not be let go after the abuse! What the hell is this trying to demonize me completely?

Finally, in a sadistic and abusive journey, I came to the small red room of the octopus boss in the game, at this time, Zhou Yi's female big gun character only had a little blood skin left, and she ate a little blue butterfly in the middle, so the magic value was enough. However, thinking of the way to kill the octopus boss in the card position, Zhou Yi didn't care too much about taking medicine and adding blood.

"Just clean the mob, don't open the octopus's railing, I'll burn it directly"

"What?"

"Qing Xiaobing, I'll burn the octopus!"

"Oh, okay."

The boss of Sky Veil 1 can be killed directly through the wall with a ranged class, such as the qigong master's charged qigong cannon, the musket and laser of the big gun, the mage's star projectile, the exorcist's spinning axe, etc., as long as you don't break the railing between the upper and lower walls of the octopus boss in the innermost part of this map. In the case of a small amount of health, this method takes a long time, but it is very labor-saving.

Ignoring the dim mobs that were hit by Mei'er, Zhou Yi controlled the character to go directly to the map and burn the octopus boss through the wall with laser and musket skills......

Savage Rush!

"Nima~ Was I typing with ET just now? Is Nima's intention to be angry with me? ”

I saw that Mei'er, who had cleared the small soldiers in the picture, didn't know if it was the real two, and directly hit the railing in front of the boss with a savage charge.

Damn, this filth is still out.

Of course, the boss who didn't block it wouldn't be polite to Zhou Daguan, who burned most of its life, and directly floated in place and turned x degrees (I didn't count how many degrees anyway, if you have readers who know, you can leave me a message.) After using his flying skills, he collided with Zhou Yi's female big gun character.

Fortunately, Zhou Yi reacted quickly and moved up to dodge, and before the shift, he also left a grenade under his feet, and when the grenade exploded, it just interrupted the flywheel skill of the octopus boss!

"It's really dangerous, as long as my bloody skin was touched just now, I must hang it!"

However, when Zhou Yi was silently rejoicing, the octopus boss didn't think about letting him go at all, and quickly squirmed upward, and after seeing the octopus boss's actions, Zhou Yi threw a grenade at his feet and used the back jump in a row, ready to open the distance first and use Gatling to rush away.

Savage Rush!

Nima is a savage ram again, a god-like savage ramble!

The female judo who was knocked to the ground just now got up and ran directly over from the other side of the octopus boss, and after reaching the octopus boss, she actually connected a throwing skill!

Zhou Yi dared to swear that this was the first time he had seen Mei'er know how to connect skills after using the savage charge.

Mei'er, this guy used 6 out of 10 moves to use the savage collision when he brushed the map before, but he didn't connect other skills once, Zhou Daguan once wondered if she was full of savage collisions, absolutely non-mainstream violence plus points!

This time, after Mei'er used the throwing skill, she didn't know how to react after catching the monster before, and when the time to grab it was up, she let go naturally, and she actually smashed it under the feet of Zhou Yi's big gun, and the landing point was exactly the stiff point where he jumped to the ground after the big gun role.

"Nima's octopus boss has a deep hatred for me, huh?"

The moment he landed, he was smashed out of the black poisonous mist passive skill, and the screen instantly turned black because of Zhou Yi's big gun horn being blinded, in the blindness and poisoning, the octopus boss gently stretched out 8 small hands to the female big gun and hugged her into his arms, and in less than 2 seconds, Zhou Yi's female big gun character|The image turned black because it was hung up!

And our Mei'er god was not fighting the boss at this time, but typed: "Ah! Sister, I'm sorry, I don't know how to do it, I'll kill it to avenge you! ”

"Damn, you just pretend, keep pretending, kill me with such a bull's micro-just to swallow the invitation dropped by the boss, right? Garlic, you ruthless! No one wants to team up with you. ”

Thinking of this, Zhou Daguan saw that Mei'er still had most of her blood and continued to complain and thought: "Forget it, let the water go!" The blue of her judo is also sufficient, and it is good to kill the king alone, especially the king who does not need to be bombarded and grabbed, hey~ This dish of brushing is really special kidney pain! ”

After releasing the water, Zhou Yi saw that the characters on the screen had returned to the city.

Nani ??? Weak? Mei'er too?

The task of killing the king in Tianwei 1 has not been completed?

Depend on!

I used the last 1 point of fatigue to come in and fish for the outer block to do the task! ”

Seeing that Mei'er was still in the team, I clicked on the team's chat channel, and saw Mei'er keep typing again: "Sister, don't ignore me."

I really can't beat it.

I didn't mean to kill you.

It's amazing.

I didn't fight several times today.

5555……

Can you say something? ”

Seeing this week's backlog of anger, he immediately typed and replied: "Damn, the dead shemale who pretended to be your sister, paralyzed, if you want to harm Lao Tzu, just say it, sister, your sister, your whole family is a sister, or are you all sisters who go out to sell |b!" ”

Seeing Zhou Yi say this, Mei'er's typing speed slowed down significantly.

"Sister, don't scold people, I ......"

"Damn, you said you live on Nanjing Road, right? Do you dare to send a call? Look how Lao Tzu sprays you into a sprinkler! ”

After this passage was called, the other party did not respond, until more than 1 minute later, Meier called 139xxxxxxxx and went offline directly.

"Yo, you really dare, if it's really this number master who swears that you want to become a monk!"

Zhou Yi, who was still at the beginning, thought so, and at the same time dialed the number left by Mei'er.

"You can do whatever you want,

I'm willing to go whatever you say,

The satisfying melody of memory,

can be true,

I'll believe what you say,

Because I trust you completely,

Delicate like,

The thickness of your palms,

I feel that there is hope for any difficulty......"

Hearing this ringtone, Zhou Daguan, who was originally angry, suddenly found that his heart was blocked, as if he had made a mistake and was caught but refused to accept the child.

"No, Mei'er is really a female player......" When Zhou Daguan thought about it and hadn't begun to fulfill his oath to scold the other party to death, there was a voice on the mobile phone that seemed to be Liang Jingru singing softly in her ear and said:

"Woo ~ people ~ people ~ woo ~ really not ~ not intentionally,

Big ~ big octopus is really amazing, woo ~ woo ~ people fight ~ can't beat it!

Sister, don't you ~ don't be angry, okay ~ woo~?

People call ~ ask classmates to take their sister to fight ~ with a senior number, okay? ”

Sure enough, it's really a female player! Hearing that the girl on the other end of the phone who had never met said this with a touching cry, Zhou Yi couldn't think of how to comfort him for a while, so he could only change the topic and ask: "Do you also follow your mother's surname Wang?" ”

"Huh?"

"You're really a cute little girl who is naturally stupid, just now made people angry, and now people can't help but want to love you well!"

When Zhou Yi said with emotion, Mei'er seemed to realize something, and immediately asked, "Huh! No, that sister? ”

"I'm the female gunsmith called 'Unscientific Sister Cannon'."

"Ah!! You liar! Big liar! Why did a man take the name of a sister? People still think you're a girl, too! ”

After hearing Mei'er's question, Zhou Daguan replied with a smile: "He~he, my little cutie, you are really stupid and naïve, who stipulates that boys can't play female roles, and the name I gave is also very suitable for this profession, just you little fool almost sent me to Thailand!" ”

"What are you doing in Thailand?"

"Uh...... This ....... go to take pictures, go to be afraid of small fish, go to the temple to plant healthy trees, and finally go to the Taiyi crew to see Fan Binbin! ”

"Wow, big brother, you still know celebrities, my mother likes Fan Binbin's golden lock the most, can you help me get a few signed photos of her?"

"Uh...... I'll talk about that then, I haven't decided on a day yet. "Zhou Daguan is only now finding it difficult to communicate with this girl named Mei'er......

"Oh, then remember to bring souvenirs with me when you go."

"My cutie, what do you want?"

"I want ~ to ~ I want a big bag of dried durian and 300 grams of gold pillow!"

"Well~ no problem, then how are you going to thank me when I bring it back?"

"Then I'll give you what you want, but I can't afford it if it's too expensive."

Forehead... Zhou Yi remembers that there are a lot of Taobao, 300 grams + shipping + tasting packaging together seems to be less than 100 yuan, right? If this little girl is Little Red Riding Hood, the special wolf grandmother will become the most unchallenging profession, okay?

I wanted to eat some oral tofu, Zhou Daguan continued: "Then I want, hehe, I want to love~Hey~~ Forget it, I didn't expect it, let's talk about it when I bring back the dried durian."

Hey~ This girl's healing attribute is too powerful, and she knelt down to a pure monster like me......

"That's it! Hmph~ Bad guys! You bullied Miss Ben and cried just now, how are you going to compensate me for this? ”

Uh....recall, hurry up and make up for it, Zhou Yi seems to remember what she seems to have said just now...... Bingo~ Got it!

Zhou Yi, who thought of the result, said in a sincere tone: "Well, it is necessary, I am guilty of making our lovely little princess Mei'er sad, so I decided to take the little princess Mei'er to Hanjiang Road to eat octopus balls to show her apologies with a sincere attitude, is it okay?" ”

What the? Question: Zhou Daguan is not afraid of seeing the light and dying and seeing the dinosaur of the century?

At this time, Zhou Yi can only answer you: This is really not afraid, there is an intuition in the dark, this charming little girl must not be bad, from the conversation with her, although it is a little natural, but from the conversation with her, she can hear that her natural beauty has been pampered and cultivated by the people around her since she was a child, and the sense of confidence cultivated by the people around her is absolutely fake! Dinosaur girls will never have this kind of temperament when they speak! ——Excerpt from "Zhou's Secret Book of Female Connoisseurs"

"That~ doesn't need to be so grand, right? But even if you are sincere, this palace is approved! ”

"Wechen is ready to welcome you."

"Wait, big villain, I'm my parents' little baby, not yours."

"Hehe, Derpy, I'm just reacting now." Thinking like this, at the same time, Zhou Yi began to skillfully ask about the true information about Mei'er girl......

met for the first time, Mei'er was really worthy of Zhou Daguan's intuition and trust in her. Wrong! It should be Zhou Daguan's intuition, I'm sorry for Mei'er's little girl! This Nima's is far beyond Zhou Yi's imagination!

"Born beautiful, full of aura! I can only find these 2 words to describe, I admit, in front of her I lack a thesaurus, not nothing, just not enough, the words do not reach the meaning. This is what Zhou Yi thought when he first saw Mei Childhood......

Pink fur-edged canvas cap and a soft cotton light purple back-to-back casual sports suit. The black and bright ponytail, the natural face without powder, and the sweet smile that seems to melt the legendary joy ~~ horse~~pull~~~Ya~~~snow~~~mountain~~~water~~~. Everything about Mei'er made Zhou Daguan excited......

"I'll admit, I was killed in seconds. I'm going to die! See the light and die~ Please flash my titanium dog eyes~ You dominate, I pamper, there is no better way! ”

Seeing such a charming little girl, I felt that Zhou Yi felt that her physiognomy immediately had an urge to change to a koala, don't ask me why.

"Dear, eucalyptus, I saw a Mei'er brand eucalyptus~ I really want to hug it!" This is the true thoughts of Zhou Daguan, who is about to transform into a koala.

Through the later slow relationship, I learned that her surname is Hu, and her real name is Hu Meier. Mei'er is 19 years old this year, she is partial to high school, and she was not admitted to university if she was not good at science, and after 3 years of secondary school, she was introduced by her relatives and went to the Red Planet counter of Wangfu Department Store on Hanjiang Road to work as a cosmetics clerk.

Because she is naturally beautiful, her skin is white and red, she goes to the counter in the cosmetics area, she doesn't need to talk about it, it's all a live advertisement, plus her natural character has no scheming about people and things, and any activities and gifts in the counter are also given to customers without deduction, so the turnover is naturally ranked first, and she replaced the store manager who was promoted and left within 2 months of work.

Even Zhou Daguan thought that if he was an agent of Red Planet, he would definitely be able to estimate that he would give her some advertising money or something, and it was best to dive or something...... Damn, if that guy really dares, I swear that Zhou Daguan will absolutely abolish his fifth limb.

has been together for more than half a year, and the two have voice chatted online almost every day and took her to play games together. And they often meet, like a couple, shopping, eating, playing video games, and watching movies, but Zhou Yi really doesn't know how to describe the relationship between the two.

Mei'er has never been in love, she is just as good to her friends as boys and girls, although she can also find that she has a special dependence on Zhou Yi that is different from others, but Zhou Yi and Mei'er still have a feeling of playing with children.

Whenever this happens, Zhou Yi can only comfort himself: Hey, forget it~ At least I still enjoy the feeling of being with Mei'er at the moment! My whole soul is warm when I am with her. Anyway, Mei'er girl is still young now......

Hehe, but at least Zhou Daguan can finally be a koala...... The eucalyptus tree is up! Mei'er girl has become a real koala!

I'll go and make do with it, eucalyptus trees are also quite environmentally friendly!

What the? Dare to say that I, Zhou Daguan, want the old cow to eat tender grass? As long as I am a big official in Zhou, the girls who are young are all floating clouds~~~~;