"Damn! Nima, don't play like this! Lolita, do you dare to be a little more obscene? Do you dare!! ”

With the KO subtitles appearing on the 50-inch TV screen, our protagonist Zhou Yi burst into a foul mouth in the Y|Y voice "Dungeon Lewd Alliance" room into the microphone!

The reason is that the priesthood character he controls, the Apocalypse 'Heaven-Crime-Punishment', was obscenely timeover by a demon scholar on the other side from beginning to end with a kite flying a colorless field control skill, although Zhou Yi's heaven-crime-punishment kept using 4 kinds of blood-adding skills, but in the end there was only 2/5 of life left, and the opponent's demon path still had more than 2/3 of the blood, in fact, Zhou Yi's heaven-crime-punishment didn't touch the magic path a few times in this 3-minute battle, and the opponent's loss of blood was completely due to the paladin's counterattack skill. The light of magic punishment was blasted away, as long as the heavenly punishment was close, the cute little demon road would ride a broom and run away desperately, and even did not hesitate to empty the level 35 'rotating broom', just to stay away from the heavenly punishment controlled by Zhou Yi, it is conceivable that the little demon road in the eyes of Zhou Daguan is definitely not so cute, right?

"Haha,The PK embroidery of this Christmas animation and game exhibition will be carried out by me and Ah Luo."

"Damn, this plate doesn't count, the profession restrained me, Nima, you are still so obscene, there is a kind of let me change the summon or necromancer to do another game" Zhou Yi was almost crazy.

"Haha, willing to gamble and lose, before the start of the fight, I said that one person has 3 professions, and one of each other's professions is randomly selected to determine the winner or loser, before my demon scholar was summoned by you and the necromancer is not counted, my white hand is also obscene by your priesthood, this time I finally let the goddess of luck explode your chrysanthemum, let me draw your priesthood, you draw my magic way. Dear~ Remember to recharge my account with 388 yuan, hehe~ My male qigong trumpet can buy a Christmas gift package, pro~ Oh, eat supper to celebrate~ Bye! ”

"Dear, kiss your sister, you were exploded, your father was exploded, your grandfather was exploded, and your whole family was exploded by the ladyboy called Lady Luck!

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Zhou Yi's favorite thing to do now is to let Xiaohong wrap around when he plays the dungeon in the summer, the summer in Jiangcheng is notoriously hot, because his mother is afraid of snakes, so Zhou Yi moved out early and lived alone, and it just so happened that there was a two-bedroom house at home and the house was empty. It's also very close to the store, and there is plenty of room for breeding animals that are not suitable for the store or not ready for sale. However, in summer, you can't turn on the air conditioner, because most reptiles are tropical animals, like high temperatures and are afraid of cold, and the unnatural cooling method of air conditioning is very harmful to some animals.

But fortunately, Zhou Yi has his little carrot. Snakes are naturally cold-blooded animals that cannot produce heat by themselves, especially after eating, they need to absorb heat through the environment to help digest food, so Xiaohong is a pure natural green environmental air conditioner in summer.

As the work in the store became easier, Zhou Yi had more free time to regain his old love. In fact, Zhou Yi has always had an otaku heart in his chest, games, novels, island country animation, and even island country small movies are Zhou Yi's great love.

In particular, there is a side-scrolling dungeon and battle game called Dungeon, which is his favorite. Dungeons is based on an early arcade game called Dungeons & Dragons, which has since been put on the screen and adapted into large-scale 3D online games many times, but Zhou Yi, who likes fighting games, loves this one represented by Penguin Company. Because of its unique PK mode, it has the thrill of hitting and combos when playing fighting games.

In fact, this game was operated in China by Penguin a few years ago, but that time was the early stage of the game's operation, with constant bugs, low server quality, and even a very unscientific incident that happened after various high-tech rampant, Zhou Yi once gave up and continued to play dungeons.

I still remember that year, Zhou Yi went to the PK field to prepare a few games to relieve the fatigue of real people caused by the fatigue of brushing games.

At the time, it was a summoner class. Ah ~ Why play Summoner? Because this profession is too in line with Zhou Daguan's aesthetics and obscenity, well, Zhou Yi admits that he is a serious young and young Loli control, and he makes up some things with no lower limit all day long. Don't ask me why, just say that this Nima was born Johnson & Johnson. Fortunately, the current Zhou Daguan is just a flat-headed ordinary person, and he has no chance or courage to really kill the flowers of the motherland.

"Hey, actually, I'm still a very pure little boy~"

(When Zhou Daguan was so y|y, the author couldn't help but want to travel through countless dimensions and shout at Zhou Yi with bel canto singing, "Xihan in the distance is calling you, pure young lewdness, dare to replace the desktop?) ※ This paragraph please refer to the opening song of the EVA Chinese TV version ※ Nima, male adulteress, your computer desktop at least change their current photo? Don't you dare to use the earliest photos of the Xihan sisters? ）

In addition to this vulgar aesthetic, the summoner's fighting method is also very in line with the obscene heart of Zhou Daguan, the opening first goblin, after the end there is still a little time to come another Xiaoice elf, and then it is more than 20 seconds of obscene running and card slots, if you have the opportunity, continue to summon other elves, there is no chance to run with one heart, as long as you spend about 20 seconds of difficult time is the summoner's spring. First the bird Fleet took off, and then there was Sandel, who would use a straight sword to make people fall to the ground, and the lewd stream's favorite cannibal flower jacket, with their 3 protected Lori summoners can play to their heart's content, dear Sister Louise, the 4 upper elves plus the elegant elf king are all under the command of 'follow me', and the queen Fan Xiaololi after picking up the whip can finally chase and kill her opponent, run away and give you a star bullet, and if it's close, please take a pill~ Want to fight back closely? Ask me about my cannibal jacket first!

Zhou Yi's more than 50-level summoner's PK level will soon reach 2 levels and you can hand in a task.,After entering the PK field, I casually clicked on a quick battle.,Zhou Yi's summoner immediately entered a 2-person room.,The owner is a 42-level little crazy battle with no fashion.。

"Cut~ It's still a tattered white giant sword, at your speed, I guess you can't even cut my shadow! But how did this equipment rush to the 3rd rank? Ran Dao is a respected master trumpet to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger? ”

Before Zhou Daguan could 'prepare for battle' when he thought so, something unthinkable happened. I saw that the little mad battle slowly walked to Zhou Yi's summoner's side, turned on the leap, and then jumped, and launched a silver fall on the summoner at the highest point!

"Leap? Silver fall? How can you activate skills before you start fighting? , this Nima is not scientific! ”

Without waiting for Zhou Yi to figure out what was going on, he saw that the moment Xiao Madzhan landed, he actually launched the Maddy Battle level 45 nirvana - Big Jump!

"Nima, I dare to swear, this is the biggest jump I have ever seen"

The screen in front of Zhou Yi was full of dark red blood and was relentlessly surging wild, and its area and height were at least 3 times larger than the berserker's normal big jump skills.

"If this Nima has to use the 'Party, Central Committee, and Central Committee' with wings in reality, can it be fully absorbed?"

When Zhou Yi was so bored and complaining, the blood volume of the Lori summoner also soared...... ko!

900 PK points were given away inexplicably, and after the end of the points settlement screen, Zhou Yi's summoner role was decisively kicked out of the room by the other party.

"Nima, how dare you kick me a few seconds later and let me remember your name? Why is this high-tech too advanced? PK field can directly kill and score points without preparation? ”

Because of this incident and his father's illness later, Zhou Yi left this beloved game for a few years.

Until the beginning of the 11th century, things in the store were relatively idle.,In addition to the friends who used to play dungeons together, the current dungeon is more scientific than back then.,Except for the occasional version upgrade.,There's almost no bug.,The quality of the server has also improved a lot.,And the game won't enter a weak state when the picture is accidentally interrupted (think back then,This should be the eternal pain for all dungeon players),As for the high-tech gods, they've all become floating clouds.。

After more than 4 hours of update, Zhou Yi once again met the cute little Lori summoner who had been absent for several years. It's not bad, the old players return to send tears, and there are powerful puppets and limited-time titles, which are quite practical.

Because each character only has 176 points of fatigue every day, and now it is relatively idle, so Zhou Yi has cultivated 3 new characters as the main number, of course, he must insist on implementing his obscene flow style, so the other 3 characters are a necromancer who can summon and can fight in close combat and shoot from a distance, a paladin who can add blood and open eggshells, and an exorcist who can play table tennis with a dog.

may be born with a love for fighting games, Zhou Yi gradually became famous in Jiangbei District 5 after recharging all 4 characters with various holiday gift bags (the sky set is very far away, and the master does not pursue it).

Zhou Yi met two players who were also very obscene in a personal melee in the PK field by chance, and after a white hand and roaming 2 to 1 or losing to Zhou Yi's paladin, the three slowly became friends.

Because of their personal preferences, these two people were later called Lolita and Ah Yang by Zhou Yi. Similarly, because of personal preferences, Zhou Yi was also affectionately called the young control by Lolita. As for the other one, why is it called Ah Masturbation? Because he likes gun-related things, he only plays the role of a gunman, and the mantra is "Don't again?" So he was slowly called Zhou Daguan, affectionately called Ah Yan, "He should be a military fan at the ash level, right?" Whenever Ah Yang talked about various firearms-related topics, Zhou Daguan would think like this.

Now let's go back to the beginning of the previous paragraph.,Ah Yang was invited by a friend to do a dungeon PK show on the big screen at the venue of the Magic Capital Christmas Anime and Game Festival in a few days.,Ah Yang will definitely go.,And Zhou Yi and Lori Control are also going to help alone.。

Ah is a native of the magic capital.,And Lori control the network name is Xia Jueye.,It's a native of Kyoto.,According to his own boasting, the family is an official n belt.,But he's not the boss.,Plus I don't have any big ambitions.,So I'm at ease to be a free king.,Enjoy the life you like.,According to him, the family is not bad for his two little money.。 However, in Zhou Yi's opinion, he is a ghost, and even the money in the game is a treasure, don't want to get even a dollar from him!

Ah masturbation is more refreshing.,Every time I hit the pink artifact equipment that Zhou Yi can use in the game, I will send it directly to the corresponding character of Zhou Yi by email.,But the feeling of Ah masturbating to Zhou Yi is generally more mysterious.,I never say what I do.,Never mention anything in your family.,So in Zhou Yi's definition, he's a true friend with a slight tsundere attribute.。

Through the infinitely obscene PK just now, it seems that the quota for going to the magic capital this time can only be controlled by Lori. Hey~ Such a large-scale anime game event, a beautiful cos soft girl~ It is said that there is also a show and interactive program of the same level of students, as long as you can answer some strategic questions about the cos character, you can get the girls' love hugs, love kisses~

When Zhou Yi said to Xiaohong on his body, he comforted himself: "Forget it, it's not convenient for me to go anyway, right, Xiaohong, you will definitely miss me if I go." "When it was greeted by Zhou Yi, it was Xiaohong, with an obvious meaning that stands for 'cut!' of eyes. Now that Xiaohong is becoming more and more spiritual, Zhou Yi even thinks that she can understand the meaning of her words.

"If Xiaohong also has a vocal organ, he will definitely be able to see me cry 'Wang' after raising one finger; 'Wang' after seeing me raise two fingers, 'Wang' bark twice......" When Zhou Yi looked at Xiaohong thinking like this, he suddenly shouted: "Ah~~ Xiaohong, you are really a dog, your teeth are very long now?" The bite hurts, okay? ”

Touching the thigh that was gently bitten by Xiaohong, Zhou Yi suddenly remembered something and said, "That's not right!" I was obviously just thinking about it in my heart before, what the hell is this natural way or telepathy? Don't tell me, in my life, Nima is really Xu Xian, who is not good at medicine, Xiaohong, you are really a white lady with incomplete albino mutation? ”

"Once in a thousand years,

Wait a minute.

Wait for a thousand years,

I have no regrets......"

"Damn, I swear that I will change this ringtone in the future, and I will cut the person who calls at this time!"

Although Zhou Daguan often swears, it seems that he rarely fulfills it, such as this time.

"Brother Zhou, are you still tired today, is it okay to go on a date on the snow with others?"

"I'm afraid that the meat is not cold~ My Apocalypse's number is still full of fatigue today, knowing that you got off work late today, isn't it just waiting for our cute little girl to deliberately not brush it."

Zhou Yi, who answered the phone, immediately changed to a voice that was very gentle to him.

"Hmph~ It's not your family. Line 36, see you at the intersection of Snow Mountain Road ~ online chat ~ Hmmm"

Some natural little Mei'er is a little goblin ...... who makes him fascinated in the eyes of Zhou Daguan;