On the last business trip to France, Wu Ming borrowed flowers to offer Buddha and sent Yan Ruyu a few bottles of perfume, she was happy for several days, this time on a business trip to Thailand, she shouted that Wu Ming must bring back souvenirs.

Thailand, a beautiful country, is rich in a kind of women with handles, from the outside, they are no different from women, but if you go to bed, the light is turned off, maybe who is Guanyin and who is the lotus!

I wonder if this species is considered a local specialty?

Wu Ming's employer on this mission is very generous, they are still in the first class, the flight attendants are still so beautiful and moving, although it only takes a few hours to fly from Zhonghai to Bangkok, but it is still enough time to soak in a girl.

If you go further, you can enjoy the feeling of a thousand miles in a day, how many dreams of birds and beasts!

But after getting on the plane, Wu Ming was like an old monk who settled down, completely regarded the beauty as nothing, and the realm was so high and deep that it was a mess.

What happened to the Great Kidney Fighter? Zhuge Dachang stretched out his hand and pushed Wu Ming, who was closing his eyes and pretending to be asleep, and whispered: "Sangui!" That stewardess's ass is really warped, and she must be very bullet-in! ”

Wu Ming opened his eyes, revealing an ethereal look, and said leisurely: "The red powder is all skeletons in my eyes, Ami's tofu." ”

Zhuge Dachang was shocked, and hurriedly probed Wu Ming's forehead, Wu Ming immediately slapped his hand away, the corners of his eyes twitched slightly, and he said angrily: "I'm not sick!" ”

"Isn't this sick? I see you're sick! Zhuge Dachang showed a sad expression and said, "Tell my brother!" Are you inhumane anymore? ”

"Your sister! Believe it or not, I'll blow up your ass! ”

Zhuge Dachang rolled his eyes and said, "Didn't you say that there are girls who don't bubble, and it's a big rebellion?" There are so many beautiful flight attendants, you didn't make a move, this is not like your style? ”

"How do I know if they're male or female?" Wu Ming said weakly: "Didn't you watch the news?" The demon has officially started to be used on flights to Thailand. ”

Wu Ming's words were like a vat of cold water poured down, making Zhuge Dachang cool from the heavenly spirit cover to the soles of his feet, he swallowed his saliva, and said with difficulty: "Is this true?" ”

"Nonsense! Of course it's true! ”

"What are you talking about so happily? I heard you guys say ass ass or something? Ruan Fan came to the side of Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, his eyes flashed with the familiar light of a man, and he asked in a low voice, "What kind of ass is it?" ”

What else do you need to ask? What else can a sexually normal man talk about in the ass? A little disdain flashed in Wu Ming's eyes, and he said seriously: "You heard it wrong! We are talking about B shares, the stock market is sluggish this year, and those who buy B shares will definitely lose money and sell their butts. ”

Ruan Fan muttered suspiciously: "What I heard is obviously an ass." ”

Wu Ming immediately taught earnestly in the tone of an elder: "Xiao Ruan! You're a public figure, don't open your mouth and close your ass, be elegant, say buttocks or cheeks. ”

"You can't say that......" Zhuge Dachang immediately retorted: "For example, the old butt is a kind of hurtful word, but scolding people's old buttocks and old cheeks, do you think it looks like scolding?" ”

Resemble! Very much like that! Some middle-aged and elderly friends in the first-class cabin couldn't hold their breath and coughed unusually hard to condemn!

Ruan Fan changed the topic very familiarly, "That's right, Brother Ming!" Don't call me Xiao Ruan, listen to the soft belly. ”

"What's that called? Xiaofan? ”

"Sounds like a peddler!"

"Ruan Fan?"

"I said, don't call me by my full name!"

Wu Ming squinted at him and said, "Your surname is Ruan, no matter how you pronounce it, you will be soft, but you still take a single name Fan, who gave you the name of this pit father?" ”

Ruan Fan lowered his head and said, "My father took it!" ”

Wu Ming patted him on the shoulder and praised: "Your father is really wise, he has seen your potential since he was a child, and the name Ruan Fan is actually quite suitable for you." ”

"You run me again, be careful that I complain about you."

Wu Mingyin measured: "Do you know what an S-shaped curve is? ”

"Convex and backward?"

"Actually, the front and back are also S-curve ......" Wu Ming clenched his fists and said: "Actually, I am a peace-loving person, and I know that violence cannot solve the problem." ”

"I'm going to the bathroom." After Ruan Fan finished speaking, he disappeared without a trace with a swish, and Ling Bo Weibu was nothing more than that.

Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang glanced at each other, showing a faint smile, this time the employer has a very good appetite for them, although they lack a little backbone, but it is much better than a lack of heart.

Ruan Fan was accompanied by a shrewd and capable middle-aged woman and a young man from Sven, the middle-aged woman was his agent, and the young man was his assistant, a top graduate of Harvard.

Ruan Fan, it doesn't seem to be extraordinary at all!

The corners of Wu Ming's mouth hooked, picked up a copy of "Princess Huahua", and began to study hard what underwear women are wearing this year, of course, he has always thought that it is better not to wear it no matter how you wear it.

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got off the plane and stayed in a five-star hotel, Wu Ming's cheeks had not touched the sofa, and the group hurriedly left the hotel, the whole crew arrived in Bangkok a day earlier than Ruan Fan, and the work had already started today.

The movie that Ruan Fan took over is called "213 Agent", and he plays the concubine of the second female lead, a little white-faced image raised by the big sister of the underworld, which can be regarded as his true colors.

Compared with the bullshit little dragon set he played before, he has a lot more scenes this time, and he can barely be regarded as the second male lead, and Comrade Ruan Fan, a professional in the dragon set, can finally keep the clouds open and see the moon.

This is a small investment movie, the biggest female number one in the crew usually plays the maid for the first-line actresses, and usually plays some Ruan Fan, who plays the role of lifting shoes for others, to play the male number two, which shows that it is more difficult for this drama to become popular, unless there is an actor willing to dew.

Of course, the actor refers to a woman, if Ruan Fanlu is allowed to show off all the ribs in his body, he will still be blind, unless he is willing to risk the world's condemnation and boldly show Xiao Ding, which may have the effect of a surprise soldier and become unexpectedly popular.

However, as far as the film and television scale of Huaxia is concerned, this is already at the level of a gross film, and it is absolutely banned, and the director will definitely be invited back to the bureau for coffee as soon as possible.

Bangkok's waterways are crisscrossed, and cargo transportation is very busy, and an abandoned old port pier on the Chao Phraya River is where Nguyen Van was filmed today.

Ruan Fan is not a big-name star, if he dares to put up a fight, it is looking for death, rented a car, and Zhuge Dachang sent him to the filming location as quickly as possible.

When they came to Hegang, the filming was still in full swing, and Ruan Fan didn't have many scenes today, just to play the scene where the second female lead was thrown into the river at the beginning, which was so sad that it was sad.

To the surprise of Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, this small crew of less than thirty people actually had familiar faces, it was the meat singer they sang last time when they celebrated their master's birthday, and when I asked Ruan Fan, I knew that this female singer was actually the second female singer!

It's not what it used to be, Wu Ming checked it on the computer after he went back, and now he knows everything about the idols, this actress who is famous for her covers and peach scandals is called Bi Leizhen, such a name against the sky, when the thunder strikes down, the first person to find must be her.

Ruan Fan quickly changed into a costume, a denim suit full of holes, squatting on the side of the road with this image, dinner was soon over, and when Ruan Fan was putting on makeup, Bi Leizhen was touching up her makeup.

Wu Ming greeted warmly: "Miss Bi! It's a pleasure to meet again! ”

"Hmm!" Bi Leizhen nodded proudly, then looked at Ruan Fan, who was putting on makeup, and said coldly: "Do you want to show off to me when you ask them to be bodyguards?" ”

"No, no, Sister Lei, don't get me wrong."

Bi Leizhen said disdainfully: "Aren't they just two little S-class bodyguards?" What's the big deal, my two bodyguards are teachers who teach kickboxing, and they're much better than them. ”

S-class bodyguards? The two big men beside Bi Leizhen looked sideways at Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, and their eyes slightly revealed a touch of provocation.

Too lazy to meet them in general, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang directly ignored the two big men, walked to the shooting site, and watched the male and female No. 1 play each other.

After a long love story, the hero and heroine kissed affectionately, very good, once and for all!

Wu Ming deeply despised the male number one, stupid! Such a cheap play, isn't it worthy of conscience to click ten times?

As soon as the play of the hero and heroine is over, the play of the supporting roles comes, and Ruan Fan only has one line in this scene, which is to scream miserably: Ouch!

started filming, Bi Leizhen scolded Ruan Fan from head to toe, and then slapped him a few times and kicked him down the river, the cold weather is really cruel!

What's even more cruel is that the director is very dissatisfied with their performance and shouts frequently! In this way, Ruan Fan was just picked up and kicked into the river, and he was still not satisfied, so he fished it up and kicked it down, and in the end, Ruan Fan's screams were completely from the bottom of his heart.

After repeating it four times, the director was finally satisfied, Ruan Fan, who had changed his clothes, was so cold that he walked up to Wu Ming, barely squeezed out a smile, and said in a trembling voice: "I...... Am I acting well? ”

"I don't know if you're doing well!" Wu Ming smiled faintly, then patted him on the shoulder, and continued: "However, you are very dedicated!" ”

Ruan Fan smiled: "My mother is an actress, and my biggest wish is to become a professional actor like her." ”

"Why are you doing that?" Wu Ming showed a meaningful smile and said, "With your ability, you can enter a better crew and get a better role." ”

Ruan Fan showed a tacit smile and said lightly: "I just want to rely on my own efforts to be recognized by the audience, not by anything else." ”

Wu Ming touched his nose and said, "I found that I began to appreciate you." ”

"Thank you!"

"By the way, do you have a bed scene?"

"What?"

"I just want to ask, do you want to find a stand-in, I can play your stand-in."

"Fuck off! With this kind of good thing I will cheapen you? ”

The two glanced at each other and laughed at the same time, the louder they laughed, causing the other people in the crew to look sideways, and Bi Leizhen secretly scolded an idiot!

ps: Thank you lotus root and love for the ticket, it's really flattering to the uncle, about the update, old readers should know, the uncle is notoriously slow, a radish and a pit, a day and a change, the framework of this book Uncle is not very big, it won't be stinky and long, Uncle promises, before your lovely little grandson is born, this book must be finished!