Then I counted the rest of the money under everyone's reminders, and whenever I forgot to count, I always got an exact answer as soon as I looked up, and we cooperated quite well.

Of course, they didn't know what was going on, they just thought it was exciting and fun to count money together with a large group of people in a restaurant.

But when I counted to 300,000, I really couldn't count, and I just finished counting 5 pieces, and the most in the sack in addition to the gross ticket is the steel crash, if I am a number, I have to count to the opening of the 08 Olympic Games.

When I stopped, the people around us, and at the table next to me, looked at me with eager eyes, urging me to continue, and they probably wanted to know how much money was in the sack.

I took out rows of gross tickets from the sack, looked at them for a long time, and finally reluctantly said to the person next to me, "Can you help you count the lines?" ”

The first to come to help me was a middle-aged man in a crisp suit, who picked up a stack of dirty gross tickets and said, "Aren't you afraid that we will take the money and run away?" ”

I said, "Run, you can't fill your pockets for more than 20 yuan, how much does it cost to dry clean this suit once?" ”

The middle-aged man smiled and put a thick pile of tickets in front of me: "Count, this is 3 pieces and 4 ......"

Driven by him, the people next to him have helped, I simply found a piece of paper just to keep accounts, the people who occupied the seat looked interesting, and were willing to help, a few waiters found a few large baskets from the back kitchen, which were full of steel collapsed, and poured money into each table and divided the money......

Do you feel ashamed of me if I do this? Lose!

But who is the score, I want to pick up the garbage with the person who asks for food, and it must be me who is embarrassed, but now Jin Shaoyan is sitting opposite, and it must be the person who loses him, which is like a porcelain doll diving with a mud doll - although the porcelain doll is not comfortable, it is still within the bearable range.

After more than an hour of counting, the number that came back was: 500,000! The whole hall burst into applause......

It's amazing, it's not a dime, I don't mean to say that there will be people who are corrupt, and the people who can eat in this place may not be surprised if you give him a stack of big tickets, I just feel the fruits of our collective labor. Sun Sixin didn't count the money himself, he just calculated it according to the flow account.

I put all the money into the sack, and then I picked up the two contracts in front of Jin Shaoyan, he was already depressed, I knew that we would never deal with each other again after this incident, I piled the sack under his nose and said to him: "We will not meet again in the future." He glanced up at me, and that aggrieved and helpless look reminded me of Kim 2 again, and I added in a voice so small that only I could hear, "Brother—"

I walked away, full of pride, and I even had the heart to stay in the car to see how Jin Shaoyan carried the bag of money.

When I got home, I was happy for a while, and the bun gave me a blank look: "What is a person smiling at?" ”

I approached her and said mysteriously, "Show you something good!" ”

"What?"

"Medicine!"

Baozi's face flushed slightly, looked around, and asked in a low voice, "Do men eat or women eat?" ”

I knew she misunderstood me and said, "Not an aphrodisiac!" ”

"What's that?"

"Whoever eats knows -- " As I said that, I touched my chest, but only touched the T-shirt I was wearing, and I suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, the medicine was originally in the pocket of my coat, and the coat, because of the excessive fart I just forgot in the restaurant!

I jumped up like a monkey on fire and rushed downstairs like crazy, and Baozi shouted from behind, "Have you taken ecstasy?" ”

I drove the car like a bull in heat, and the lock hanging from the back door kept banging on the tin sheet and making disturbing sounds. Later, half of my car almost drove into the restaurant, and the doorman who was about to scold saw that it was me and hurriedly kept silent, so I grabbed him and asked, "Where is your foreman?" Without waiting for him to answer, I had already seen the foreman who helped me dry my clothes, Jin Shaoyan had already left, and the atmosphere of elegance and serenity had returned to the restaurant, I rushed to the foreman regardless of it, clamped his wrist and asked loudly: "Where are my clothes?" ”

When the foreman saw that it was me, he smiled politely, and his peaceful expression somewhat reassured me, and sure enough, the foreman said, "Your clothes have been dried, and I didn't have time to return them to you just now because you left more suddenly." ”

I let out a long sigh of relief: "Give it to me." ”

"We're here to help." He quickly lifted the coat out, and I grabbed it in my hand and ran it into my inner pocket—though most readers would have expected it, but I must say, yes, no, the pill was gone. I pinched the other pockets again, and there was only a small pile of bills that were still slightly damp.

I yelled, "Have you ever touched my clothes?" ”

The foreman was finally not happy, and although he had a smile on his face, he said in a very unfriendly tone: "What do you say? This is a star service standard, and if you don't believe me, you can also watch the surveillance video. ”

I know what he said is true, the foreman of such a high-class place would not move even if he knew that there was a nuclear weapon button hidden in the guest's clothes, and judging from the money in his pocket, it could be ruled out that the clothes had been touched by an idler.

The foreman couldn't help but ask, "Did you lose anything?" ”

"Oh, nothing, just ask, don't worry about it." I handed him the money, and the foreman was stunned and said, "We don't take tips." ”

"It's not a tip, I smashed the big vase at your door when I entered the door just now." ……

I came home dejected, thinking about this: where the hell did the medicine go?

The most general explanation is that it fell off as I ran into the restaurant, and the pill wasn't much bigger than a capsule, and it had a smooth exterior that slipped out easily.

Later, Li Tianyan's words made me think that there was a second explanation, and this explanation seemed a little scary: he said that this medicine dissolves when it sees water, and I remember that when I ran from the parking place to the restaurant, my coat was already soaked......

I sat there with the dress in my hand, I didn't even know when the bun was picked up, and when I reacted, she had already thrown it into the washing machine along with a large pile of dirty clothes, you know, now the whole family's clothes are washed with buns, and the washing machine has just turned around twice and there are piles of black foam.

When the bun was about to change the water, I finally got an agitation, and I pushed her to the bedroom: "I'll do the rest, you watch TV and ......"

Baozi put his back on my palm, and turned back and asked, "What have you done to be sorry for me again?" ”

Our washing machine was placed in the kitchen, I hid in it, and looked out for a long time, and saw that the group of 5 people was busy with their own work, so I stepped back, threw the dirty clothes inside in the basin, and then looked at the rippling dirty water in a daze, Li Tianyan also told me that once this medicine is dissolved in the water, the surname of the medicine is very fast, almost immediate, so if the medicine is in that dress, it is not actually lost, but the surname has changed.

Originally, if the bun hadn't been thrown into the washing machine, I could have soaked a basin of orange water and then put the dress in it and kneaded a few handfuls, and then poured the kneaded water into a beer bottle and drank it several times, but now it doesn't work, you can't call Fang Zhenjiang here and point to the dirty water of a washing machine and say: You drink all this and think that you are Wu Song, right?

Now the only way is for me to try the medicine of this water first, according to Li Tianyan, the effect of the medicine is strong and fast, so can it be used at the top of the apex if you drink a little less? Even if I think of what happened before I was 3 years old, as long as it proves that this thing still works, I will let Fang Zhenjiang drink it at all costs.

I found a bowl and flushed it on the pipe, but when I was faced with the black water of the washing machine, I realized that it was completely redundant, even if there was water in the bowl, it was also a washing crystal, and I was going to drink laundry detergent now......

I scooped a bowl of black water, and before I could drink it, I retched, this thing was so disgusting, not only did it look like it came out of the stinky ditch of a fertilizer factory, but it also exuded a hot and irritating smell, although the laundry detergent bag said that it would not hurt your hands, but people didn't say that it didn't hurt your stomach......

I just pinched my nose to drink—

"What are you doing?" A voice asked closely.

I was startled to see Jing Ke leaning against the wall, looking at me with his killer gaze that didn't know whether it was empty or determined, and the other eye scanning the living room.

I flatteringly raised the bowl at him and said, "Kezi, will you have a bowl?" It's delicious. "I said in my heart that I would let the second fool have a few bowls first, although it is a bit unkind to do this, but it is also for his good, maybe he was a Guan Zhong or something in his last life.

Jing Ke looked at me steadily, and suddenly said, "When I was a child, I knew a fool who drank dirty water to death. With that, he gave me a disdainful look and walked away.

Me: "......"

In the end, I had no choice but to hold the bowl and drink it, and I vomited after just two sips! I guess if I really force Fang Zhenjiang to drink this, he will probably knock my whole family down and write on the wall: Murderer, Fang Zhenjiang. And then go straight to Afghanistan, Iraq or something. In the end, I had to give up on this plan.

But don't tell me, the water does have a medicinal name, and I had a lot of dreams that night, but in the dreams I was looking for the toilet without exception - I had drunk it and my stomach was broken.

(To be continued)