"This medicine dissolves when you see water, and it will be effective immediately when you drink it, and it will be slower if you eat it dry." Li Tianyan said very bluntly.

"How long will it last?"

"For a lifetime!"

I shouted: "Damn, if you don't take such a foolish person, will you keep standing up for the rest of your life?" ”

Li Tianyan was full of black lines: "Director Xiao, don't be kidding, you should also know what this is - this is a medicine that can restore the memory of your previous life, our head already knows about Wu Song, he is willing to provide you with such a medicine so that Wu Song and Wang Shangshu can make a decision, he knows that Liang Shan has a problem with the selection of personnel, so he doesn't want to take advantage of you." ”

I then reacted, carefully picked up the pill, put it on my nose and smelled it, there was a very special fragrance, which made people salivate just by smelling it, I asked, "What happens if I eat it?" ”

"You will remember all the things of your previous life, and it depends on who you were in your previous life."

As you know, I have always claimed that I was Zhao Yun in my last life, but that's just a slogan, Liu Lao Liu said, if a person is still nostalgic for the past life when he is reincarnated, how much will affect the surname and appearance after reincarnation, those who are remembered by history will also produce a more serious "strong man thought", the surname is born not to say, first of all, I am very dissatisfied with the appearance of this life, plus my saliva face, I seriously suspect that I may also be a gangster in my last life, If it's worse, it's even a minion or a turtle or something like that, and if it's a eunuch, it's even more doomed, and it's likely to lead to mental impotence, so I really don't have the courage to take it - and besides, this medicine is not for me.

But this still can't stop me from wanting to chew it, it's so fragrant, I put it on my nose and sniffed it vigorously, Li Tianyan snorted and said: "When I first saw it, I was the same as you, our head said that this medicine has a very special material called 'temptation grass', only he can cultivate it in this world, and now you smell this fragrance is what it emits." ”

"Temptation grass?"

"Yes, our leader said that a memory also represents a temptation, hence the name."

I sniffed it for a while, and I was afraid that I couldn't help but eat it, so I carefully put it in the inner pocket of my coat and said, "This thing should be made into a perfume and smeared on the body, and it is not like a gas aphrodisiac, so we will sell it to the rich ladies and noblewomen, and we will charge them ten thousand dollars per ounce......

Li Tianyan: "......"

Only then did I realize that Kan Dashan's object was a little embarrassing, strictly speaking, we were enemies, and for the sake of porcelain, I said: "What else can I call you except Li Tianyan?" ”

Li Tianyan said helplessly: "Just call me Li Tianyan, anyway, it's just a code name, and my other identity is a clerk of the Propaganda Department of a certain organ." ”

"No wonder you speak Wen Zou Zou, when your paperwork is not good, why are you working hard with others?"

Li Tianyan was a little distracted, I saw that he was a little unsure of whether to talk to me as the Eight Heavenly Kings or deal with me as a modern clerk, the two reincarnated people I have seen, he and Bao Jin, both have a bit of a double surname, Bao Jin is a little better, after all, they are all taking the road of the bold faction, Li Tianyan is more painful, I know that a little man like him usually borrows five cents from people and has to go home and record it in the account, at first glance he has become a murderous rough man, and he has to turn two corners to do one thing, as if two people are fighting, And they have lived for more than 30 years, it is difficult to distinguish between the superior and the inferior, looking at his neat and exquisite clothes, Li Tianyan should still be a family person.

He was silent for a long time, and finally sighed: "This is fate!" ”

I said, "What are you going to do with the grudge with Liangshan, you have to kill them again?" ”

Li Tianyan rubbed the corners of his forehead and said: "I don't know myself, I just felt hatred when I first 'woke up', but after I met Zhang Shun, I found out that I haven't killed anyone for more than 30 years, and I can't do it anymore, you know that he is not my opponent, but at that time I was thinking about my daughter, what should I do if you said I was going to kill someone, we don't have a good school, and I still have to worry about her school fee." ”

I snorted, "Didn't you give you any money?" ”

Li Tianyan said: "Then I don't want to be shot." ”

I asked, "Do you regret going back?" ”

Li Tianyan said again: "Hey, this is fate." Then he raised his head and looked at me, many times he wanted to speak and stopped, I don't know what he has to say to me, it seems that it is difficult to speak, I had to take out my mobile phone and press a row of numbers on him, you know, I am now at a very high level of mind reading, and I also support picture display, as a result, I saw a huge battery on the screen of my mobile phone......

I said to him, "I'll give you back the battery next time you go to Yucai." ”

Li Tianyan stood up and let out a long sigh of relief......

As soon as Li Tianyan left, I immediately called the heroes, telling them that I already have a way to let Wu Song recover his memory, I will go over now, the heroes are happy after getting the news, but Fang Zhenjiang They have been dismissed today, Zhang Qing Dongping They swore that they would find a way to keep Fang Zhenjiang tomorrow, they were happiest to find another brother, but I was more concerned about the competition, let Wu Song go, the chance of winning is a little bigger, then he has the initiative, and he can control the situation to an acceptable level, Fortunately, the surname of this medicine volatilizes quickly, and it should not delay the competition.

At this time, Sun Sixin came back with a heavy bag of change, I looked, there was really half a bag of steel collapsed, Sun Sixin is really a very close guy, he probably guessed that I was going to take this money disgusting, and the dime and dime in exchange for it were all tattered and rotten, revealing so hard work, it made people cry when they saw it.

I saw that the time was almost up, so I pulled all the money into the bag, found a hemp rope and tied it, and went out with it, Sun Sixin followed me and said, "Brother Qiang, do you want to find two people to accompany you?" ”

"What are you doing with me?" I shook the sack on my shoulder and said, "Whoever dares to snatch a sack from me and pass it over will be seriously injured if he doesn't die, this is better than bricks." ”

When I arrived at the door of the restaurant, the rain was almost connected, and I had the heart to wait for it to go in again, but the rain had no intention of stopping, so I had to put my coat on my head, and rushed towards the door of the restaurant with a sack, but I just stepped in with half a foot, and the doorman who was hiding in the rain pushed one hand to my chest and scolded: "Collect the rags and go elsewhere!" ”

I threw the sack into his arms and said sharply, "Lao Tzu will take the money and smash you to death!" ”

The doorman was smashed, opened the mouth of the sack and looked at it, stunned, then the foreman came, he had seen me yesterday, and said carefully: "Mr. Xiao, Jin Shao is already waiting for you." As he spoke, he glared at the doorman, and then flatteringly wanted to help me carry the sack, but he had to take a break after carrying the sack two steps, like a pregnant woman in labor, this little white face was really useless.

I smiled and said, "I'll come, you won't be able to get the money for you." ”

I picked up the sack, I saw Jin Shaoyan from a distance, I walked over and put the sack on the chair next to me, making a muffled sound, attracting the surrounding diners to look sideways, I grabbed a few pieces of paper to wipe the rain and sweat on my head, and sighed: "Damn, I'm tired." ”

The foreman lowered his hand and said, "Mr. Xiao, can I help you take the clothes to the back to dry?" ”

I threw my coat to him, sat opposite Jin Shaoyan, and smiled at him.

Jin Shaoyan knew that it was planted again today when he saw my posture from afar, he had a green face, and quickly took out the document proving the termination of the contract and put it in front of my nose and said: "I brought what you wanted, you give me the money, let's clear it and go our separate ways." ”

Want to run? No way!

I pushed the contract back gently, patted the sack next to me and said, "Let's get some money first!" ”

Jin Shaoyan lowered his head like himself, and respectfully put the contract on my side with two hands: "No need to order, I can trust you!" ”

I pinched the two pieces of paper and threw them into his arms, and said, "I can't trust myself, so let's order a little, and you will say that I will give less later." ”

At this time, there are more people eating, and because of the rain outside, many people who were originally going home have changed their minds and temporarily dined here.

Jin Shaoyan looked at the large number of people around him, and solemnly pushed the contract over, almost crying and said: "I really believe in you, I will never look for a post-account, I can sign a guarantee for you now......"

I waved my hands and said, "What's that?" It's better to clear both face-to-face - 500,000, right? I took out a bundle of 10 yuan tickets from the sack and counted aloud, "Fifteen, Fifteen, Fifteen, Twenty......"

Jin Shaoyan finally collapsed helplessly in the chair, and his short mental hair was buckled on his head like a pot overnight.

At first, our actions did not attract much attention, when I put the 10th bundle of bills on the table, finally someone found us, began to look this way, silent, and gradually infected the people around us, when everyone felt that something was wrong, the whole hall suddenly quieted down, only my low voice counting: "Seventy-five, eighty, eighty-five, ninety......" out of habit, many people's mouths also moved slightly, that was with me to order.

When I got to 100, I slapped the wad on the table: "It's 1,000 dollars—"

…… Later, I also found a problem, that is, this kind of money is really tiring, although there are 100 tickets, but there is still a dime, I ordered thousands of tickets for 10 yuan, that is only tens of thousands of dollars, and my right thumb is rubbed bald, and the tiger's mouth is sour.

Damn, you should change less change, this is called self-inflicted sin and can't live!

Jin Shaoyan sat there numbly, and after a long time, he would look around, and his eyes would be rounded.

Just one glance at him, I forgot how much I counted......

As you know, I'm not sensitive to numbers, when I was a child, other children would wrench their fingers even if they didn't know how to count, and I also learned to wrench, but in the end, I couldn't even tell which ones had been wrenched and which ones hadn't, which was terrible.

I raised my head and asked the heavens stupidly, "How many have I counted?" ”

Unexpectedly, several people on the side told me in unison: "Sixty-seven thousand eight!" ”

(To be continued)