I have a preliminary plan for how to make Ying Fat Man and Jing Ersil stay honest for a year: in the first quarter, I will teach them to take care of themselves at home, and they will not be surprised to the extent of timidity when they see anything, which is not difficult given the intelligence level and mentality of the two people. In the second quarter, I'm going to take two people to a nearby restaurant for sweets or something, so it shouldn't be difficult to get along. The third quarter was the most important quarter, and the two of them should be bored with the dull days, so I took them to the playground, took the bumper cars, played with the drill mouse, and occasionally took them to sing a k. Victory in the fourth quarter is already in sight, and I will not hesitate to tell them the truth and let them spend it in hatred of Hades.

Anyway, I can't let anyone know their identity, of course, this is redundant, but in fact, the specific identity of the first assassin and the first emperor is "black" in my case, and it will be troublesome if they are targeted by the police.

Relying on my salary of 1400, it is barely enough to survive this year, and the salary of Baozi is 800 per month, just enough for herself. Baozi is a thrifty and sloppy person, as long as he is not hungry, has no concept of money, and attaches great importance to feelings, and has been with people for a long time, he probably will not object to these two people staying.

I've always been worried that Jing Ke will assassinate Qin Shi Huang while I'm away, but it doesn't seem to be the slightest sign of that, he is now preoccupied with the villain in the semiconductor, and at dinner I saw him hide a few pieces of rice in his jacket pocket (my Adi!). It is estimated that he wants to feed the imaginary villain. I think he's cute, and I did that when I was 3 and a half years old.

Win fat man in my place after two meals to be more determined this is the fairy world, at noon a pound of steamed buns he ate at least 7 taels, in the evening added two meals, eat a few bites and say: "Flirt (Shaanxi dialect, delicious meaning)." "The original reason that made me suspect that he unified the Six Kingdoms was because the grain of Qin was not enough to feed him alone, and none of the eggplants, cucumbers, radishes, and tomatoes on the dinner table were anything he had ever seen, and I was really curious about what vegetables the people of the Warring States period ate.

In the evening, the four of us watched TV together, I sat on the sofa with my bun around my waist, and Ying Fat Man and Jing Ersili moved small benches to sit on either side of us. You can imagine a man holding his own woman after a full meal, with the first assassin of ancient and modern times on one side and the first emperor who once unified China on the other, that feeling, tsk, even for a moment I thought I had become an immortal.

But the movie that was shown on Central Radio 6 that day I think is more suitable than the Mao film for the two new members: "Hero".

Jing Ke is okay, but "King Qin" is mentioned many times in that film, and even the last subtitle has the word Qin Shihuang, but after watching the movie, he didn't know who Chen Daoming played in it, although the costumes in it temporarily aroused his interest, but in his opinion, it was obviously very different from his kingdom, and he said dissatisfiedly after watching the movie: "Tianha (next) Tianha, this silk qin (thing) is hungry and not touched oil (no) to do it, when the silk (time) is hungry and they will be hungry, Don't care about the heavens (go)! ”

This is Qin Shi Huang's film review of the movie "Hero".

Later, I figured out that Win Fat Man himself didn't know what the three words Qin Shi Huang meant, because that was the title given to him by later generations, although he called himself "Shi Huang" and probably no one pointed at his nose and called him "Qin Shi Huang" in his life.

In fact, Qin Shi Huang has the biggest misunderstanding of his current situation, he really thinks that this is an all-knowing and all-powerful immortal world, so he thinks he is nothing great, and he doesn't feel the need to hide his name, I think this is very good, as long as no one believes him, I can live in peace.

Anyway, Baozi didn't believe it, and her comment on Qin Shi Huang's words was to tell me afterwards: "The fat man can blow enough." ”

It's been a week in the blink of an eye,Jing Ke and Qin Shi Huang have maintained peaceful coexistence,The two of them can already use the shower to take a bath、Will turn on and off the TV,Jing Ke doesn't know how to use the remote control,Qin Shi Huang can only press out 1 to 9 These channels,But will use the "+" number key to add a channel,I am very grateful for the rich channels brought by the set-top box,If there are only a few TV as before,I'm afraid Qin Shi Huang should have figured out a set of knowledge of the system,Now more than 200 stations he is dazzled,True and false when it's true。 Jing Ke is inseparable from semiconductors like a fetish, and it cost him more than 20 yuan to buy batteries for him in two days, and I sometimes send him to buy a pack of cigarettes for me, and find the money to buy him candy......

Qin Shi Huang started from a very high starting point, listening to music directly with mp4, by the way, obsessed with the camera function, this time he couldn't help but be curious, must ask me what the hell, before I answered him, Jing Ersil classmate has already used his "villain" theory to explain, Qin Shi Huang half-believed, and finally pulled Jing Ersil aside to study, I estimate that he and Jing Ke stay for a year, intelligence can successfully drop to the level of 5-year-old children.

Baozi has become a night shift this week, and as I expected, she didn't raise any objections, she is a woman who likes to be lively, and it seems that she can still talk to Qin Shi Huang.

The situation is very good.

On this day, after we had lunch, I went to sit down, and the buns went back to the house to lie down for a while, and got up at 3 o'clock, saying that the toilet was out of toilet paper and asked me to buy it. I walked out as a walk, went around half the street to buy a roll of toilet paper, then slowly walked back, I entered the pawnshop and went upstairs, saw Qin Shi Huang and Jing Ke are sleeping in their respective rooms, my bedroom is empty, I shouted a few buns and no one paid attention to me, I pushed the toilet door, the inside was actually locked.

I knocked twice impatiently and said, "What a lock, it's me." There was still no movement inside, so I slammed it twice: "Old husband and wife, open the door quickly, I'll put down the paper and go downstairs to look at the store." "Still no one said anything.

I was so angry that I picked up the wall calendar on the toilet door - you may not have forgotten, this door was once poked a big hole by Jing Ke.

And then I saw one -- butt.

Hey, I know, I know, no beauty has ever appeared to show her ass first, even if she needs a hero to save her flowers by a hot hand, at most she is disheveled, and if she goes too far, her breasts will be half exposed.

But I did see a butt first, and then I saw a beautiful woman in costume sitting on the toilet to urinate, she had been very nervous by my knock on the door, and now a big hole suddenly opened in the door, and then a man stared straight at her ass, she was so frightened that she forgot to move, and still sat so stunned, but subconsciously covered her mouth.

I was also embarrassed, and then said something that I admired very much: "Do you want paper? ”

After saying this, I put the paper at the door and hurriedly ran downstairs, my fragile little liver was a strong jump. After calming down for a while, I couldn't stop thinking of that ass (!) again. ), looks white and slippery, if you can hold it in your hand, come to a * something, plus that girl's ancient costume, imagine her wheezing voice and appearance, this tune is really going to die! I don't know when she was a friend of Baozi.

Wait a minute! Why do Baozi's friends wear ancient costumes?

Rehearsal? You don't have to wear costumes at home for rehearsals!

Then an extremely unbeatable face suddenly flashed in my mind - Liu Lao Liu, it was definitely him! Could it be that this *uh...... Costume beauty is my third client?

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