I was thinking about it crankily, when the beautiful woman in ancient costume walked downstairs with a flush on her face, gave me a deep salute, and said delicately: "The master has seen the master of the fairyland. ”

didn't run away, it's definitely a newcomer brought by Liu Laoliu, but what about this old god stick? What is this called, why is it in my toilet? Where did the buns go?

I don't care about asking so much, I just think that where have I heard the name "Shishi", and I forgot how to call the ancient female surname in a hurry, mm? Belle?

I don't know which one of the scriptures was stopped, and what I said casually was: "Little lady's surname?" ”

…… Then I immediately thought of a person: Gao Yanei with a silver smile on his face, and then I thought of a person from the same dynasty, and I couldn't help but say, "Master Li?"

Li mm covered his mouth and smiled: "Exactly." ”

Ah, I'm going to die, this smile is flattering to the bones, it is worthy of being born as a young lady, didn't Guo Degang say it, the girls are all skilled women (no wonder he was not allowed to go to the Spring Festival Gala), and I don't know if Li mm talked about ice and fire, mouth explosion, and sm in that era......

Seeing me looking at her, Li mm showed an idiot-like smile, coughed awkwardly, and said softly: "Thanks to the guidance of Liu Xianren (Liu Laoliu), to the respectful place, Shicai has already visited the fairy queen here, and he is taken care of, and he doesn't want to be abrupt when he first arrives (speaking of this blush), forgive the sin." ”

Damn, drag the text with me, I was familiar with "Golden Bottle Plum" at the age of 13, and I first met Muto Lan at the age of 15, and I was 17 years old...... Uh, let's get down to business.

I smiled (colored) and said, "Don't be polite to me, I'm not a god, you can just call me Brother Qiang in the future, what about Liu Lao Liu and your sister-in-law?" ”

Master Li's face was full of confusion, and I had to change my words: "What about Immortal Liu and the Immortal Queen?" ”

"Immortal Liu went hunting, and the fairy queen went to court."

The so-called fairy queen is estimated to have gone to work with buns, but what kind of hunt did Liu Lao Liu fight? Fortunately, she added: "Liu Xianren left in a hurry, saying that there was a monster called 'PetroChina' that was trapped. ”

Oh, I see, Liu Lao Liu was trapped in buying stocks, it should be!

It seems that Liu Lao Liu led Master Li to find me, but he ran into Baozi and was just about to go to work, neither of them was free, Baozi was directly regarded as my friend, it happened that Li mm was in a hurry, Baozi stuffed people into the toilet and ran away by himself, and the lock was probably also locked by Baozi - those who know me, Baozi also.

I found out that I was crossing Erlang's legs on the sofa, Li mm was standing respectfully on the ground, and I was almost about to blurt out: "Come, sing a song for the master......" I estimated that Song Huizong was not so good back then.

I patted the sofa: "Sit down, girl, come to me and don't be polite to anyone, this is to make you happy, in my realm except killing people and setting fires, you can do whatever you want." ”

Master Li said excitedly: "So I don't have to brag about it in the future?" ”

I waterfall Khan said, "...... Of course, you can blow if you want to, and if you don't want to blow, you can not blow, and it has been scientifically proven that it is not hygienic to use there......"

Fortunately, Master Li didn't understand what I was saying, she said, "You know that the Xiao tube is wrapped in garlic film, and I can't stand the smell the most." ”

Hey, thoughts, thoughts, comrades!

At this time, Jing Er stupidly pulled his slippers and walked down from the stairs, rubbing his eyes and stretching out his hand to me: "Give me the money, I'll buy the battery." Master Li politely saluted him, and Jing Ke asked stupidly, "New here?" I hurriedly introduced them, and when Master Li learned that the person in front of him was Jing Ke, who was assassinating Qin, his eyes lit up, and he took a deep look: "I didn't expect to be able to see Jing Zhuangshi here, it's really a blessing in three lives, in the hearts of concubines, strong men are the first heroes in ancient and modern times." ”

Just listen to the voice of the fat man upstairs: "Tell (what) the words, crooked (yes) heroes are the society (say) hungry and should be pinched?" Win the fat man ran downstairs in three steps and two steps, glaring at Master Li dissatisfied, Master Li looked at me suspiciously, I had to introduce her: "Qin Shi Huang, in the future, you will be called Brother Win." ”

Master Li was embarrassed for a few seconds, and then said with a smile: "To say that Brother Jing is a hero is to praise him for not being afraid of strong Qin, promising a thousand dollars, ignoring personal life and death, and taking risks alone." His Majesty is also a hero, dominating China and swallowing mountains and rivers. "What a thief!

Qin Shi Huang was happy now, and said: "You woman blames the club's words, which country you used to be, haven't you seen you when you are hungry?" I hurriedly said, "She is only 1,000 years after you died, and her man is with you." Jing Ersil was not interested in their conversation at all, and stretched out his hand: "Give me money." ”

I think I'm starting to mess up, first of all, I didn't expect Liu Laoliu to stuff people with me, just plug it, he also changed his surname and don't cross the century, if this continues, it's hard for me to predict that the next person to come to me will be Zhao Kuangyin or Nurhachi, or Fan Lihua? Wang Baochai?

I gave Jing Ke two yuan to send him away, and said to Qin Shi Huang: "You lead your sister upstairs to play—don't bully her." ”

I said that Baozi is actually a very kind person, although she doesn't know why Master Li is walking around the street in a set of ancient clothes, but she has prepared a set of her own clothes for her.

When Li mm went downstairs again, he pedaled sandals on his feet, revealing his rounded toes, slender jeans set off the maddening lines, and the upper body was a very playful Hello-Ketty half-sleeved T-shirt, and then ...... Jacket bra! The familiar bra with lace trim is hooped around Master Li's body, like the banshee on the promotional poster in the online game, and it is even more godlike to raise a fork or something.

My head fell directly on the coffee table and bounced a few times, and I couldn't understand why the ancients had a habit of wearing underwear outside, Li Shishi's IQ was at least 150 or more, she turned around and looked at herself after seeing my reaction, and asked, "Is there something wrong?" ”

I had no choice but to clasp my hands in front of my chest and stammer, "This...... It's worn inside. ”

Master Li took off the bra, studied it suspiciously, and muttered, "No wonder it's so tight (it seems that she is one size bigger than the bun)." Only then did he realize that I was still there, and with an "ah" sound, he hurried upstairs with a red face.

I'm actually quite depressed to be left alone, first of all, I realized that Liu Lao Liu and I are in a relationship that wants to be quiet and the wind does not stop (it is very appropriate to use it here), I never know if he will appear in the next second, who will be followed behind him.

Secondly, it's hard for me to explain to Baozi this time, I haven't thought of how to introduce Li mm to her, don't look at her being good to Master Li, that's because she has always been like this to outsiders, and I even suspect that if someone wants to kill her whole family, as long as that person is not me, she can greet her with a smile. I have to admit that I sometimes have some dirty thoughts about pretty women, but I promise that they are just thoughts, and the deterrent power of buns is like a virus firewall countless times larger than Kaspersky's, which can stifle my thoughts in the cradle. She told me in a very natural and calm tone that if I dared to be sorry for her, I would immediately become the first person in the modern era who was qualified to practice the "Sunflower Treasure Book", and we have reason to believe that she has such ability and confidence.

The last question is very realistic, that is, how should the five of us sleep at night? Of course, I have one of the best distributions: I am with Li mm, the bun is single, and Jing Ersil is with the fat man.

But often good is synonymous with unrealistic, I agree.

The most realistic distribution method is: Baozi and Master Li sleep in the bedroom. It doesn't seem to matter how I sleep with the two fools and fat people left......

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