Now, I'm leading a 10-year-old kid across from my fiancée, who calls me Daddy, and the woman across from me thought he was a little bit of a kid...... This situation is probably not for every man.

I swear I'd rather have a few hundred people put guns to my head and threaten me loudly: "To say, or not to say?" "Then I can at least choose whether to say or not to say it, depending on the situation, I am not a poet or a prince, am I alive or dead...... Well, I'm still able to make a decisive decision about whether to die or not.

The problem now is that I have to say it, and I have to think about how to say it, and this has become an essay question, and I prefer a multiple-choice question to an essay question.

I took Cao Chong's little hand and came to Baozi, she looked left and right, and asked me, "What about the child's parents?" ”

"Call Mom." I used Cao Chong's little Zhengtai offensively and defensively.

"Mom-" Cao Chong screamed milkily.

"Ouch." Baozi was obviously cute, she hurriedly squatted down and wrapped Xiao Cao Chong in her arm, it is said that women have a heavenly surname called mother's surname, once stimulated, the consequences are endless, they can easily kick the liberation car that pulls hundreds of tons of coal.

Baozi asked me, "What's the matter?" ”

“…… His parents are from my hometown, and they have been devastated by the disaster...... I recognized this child as a godfather before he was born...... No, no, he recognized my godfather, and now he can only take refuge in me. ”

To be honest, I don't want to say that if there is a way to kill me, Jing Ke and Qin Shi Huang came to me in embarrassment, Li Shishi too, Xiang Yu and Liu Bang suffered from floods at home, and their identities are also my relatives, in retrospect, my lying skills are simply rubbish.

Baozi said suspiciously: "Where is your hometown, you are about to become a support from all directions." ”

I whispered, "My dad lived a life of exile back then......"

Baozi asked again: "What happened to this child's family?" ”

I thought about this, and I heard Liu Lao Liu say that the year Cao Chong's death happened to be the Battle of Chibi, and I immediately said: "Fire, his father had a big family in the north, but as soon as the fire was extinguished, he escaped with a few guys, and now he is ready to make a comeback." ”

Baozi asked Cao Chong regretfully, "What's your name?" ”

Cao Chong blinked and looked at me with big eyes, full of inquiry, it seems that he understands the current situation very well, and knows that he can't talk nonsense so that I am passive, this little guy is too smart.

I remembered that Cao Chong seemed to have weighed an elephant, and said casually: "His name is Cao Xiaoxiang." ”

Baozi patted Cao Chong's face affectionately: "Why is your name so funny, let's go, I'll buy you an ice cream to eat." ”

Although Cao Chong didn't know what ice cream was, he still said politely, "Thank you, Mom." ”

Baozi blushed and said to me a little unnaturally, "It's the first time someone calls me mom." ”

When I saw that this matter was about to be covered up, I got carried away and said, "Don't worry, the child's father will send living expenses every month." ”

Baozi whispered to me, "How much?" ”

This can't be blamed on Baozi's greed, she is not a saint, and she doesn't know much about our current financial situation, so it would be very difficult to support a child with our current salary alone.

I casually said, "800." ”

Baozi immediately said: "How can such a young child use so much, you let him send less, it's not easy for him to just suffer a disaster." ”

I waved my hand and said, "It's okay, the emaciated Cao Ying is stronger than Xiao, this money is nothing to him, it's a big deal to save for the baby elephant to go to college." "Speaking of which, I also muttered, to be a godfather to Cao Ying's son, so what will we say when we two brothers see each other in the future? He sent horses and gold to Guan Yudu, and also sent a group of beauties dancing with demons, how should his son's living expenses be calculated with me?

Baozi bought a tube of ice cream for Cao Chong, and our family of three continued to go shopping, if it was usual, Baozi would definitely buy one for himself, but now that she is a mother, she can no longer be like a little girl, she even angrily reprimanded two dealers who came up to sell pirated discs.

Cao Chong pulled the bun with one hand, and licked the ice cream with the other hand, while looking at this strange world, I don't know how much he can understand, and I don't know how Liu Lao Liu told him, Cao Chong is different from Qin Shi Huang, they will get out in a year, so they can do whatever they like now, I don't bother to pay attention to them, but Cao Chong is still young, and there is a guaranteed life of 90 years, I can't let him live in a daze, he still has to continue his life after Xiaoqiang burps, He wants to grow up to fall in love, to find a job, to struggle, but I don't think it's difficult for this little prodigy, 8 years old can come up with a child who can use the scale to weigh the elephant, the intelligence should be around 180, to be honest, I was in the 3rd grade to learn the text, but in the third year of junior high school, I really understood how he did it back then, and this child participated in the Olympiad basically nothing else.

I looked down and asked him, "I'll send you to school in a few days, would you like to?" At the end, he added, "It's listening to a lecture with a whole bunch of kids your age." ”

Cao Chong looked at the Ferris wheel rising in the children's playground in the distance with ice cream in his mouth and said, "What are you talking about?" ”

I said: "Everything, except for the useful is useless, you have to learn the ninety-nine multiplication table first, so that you will not be deceived by people when playing soy sauce, 'can play soy sauce' is a child's mature performance." ”

"I will, one as one, two as four." Cao Chong looked at the Ferris wheel while carrying it.

Baozi smiled: "Why don't we take him to the amusement park to play, and look at the wedding dress another day." ”

I said, "That's not going to work, you can't spoil the child." I bowed my head and said to Cao Chong, "When you go to school, you get the first place in the exam, and then your father will take you there to play." I straightened up and explained to Baozi, "That's how my dad taught me. ”

"Then you had to be the first?"

I grimaced and said, "Don't ask! ”

Baozi laughed and said: "I remember, someone told me that I haven't been to an amusement park since I was a child, and there is a reason." ”

The little guy probably heard that we were going to change our plans for him, and said, "You guys are about business, leave me alone." ”

Baozi and I looked at each other, and we felt pressure at the same time: it was a pity that such a sensible child fell into our hands.

Later, I suggested speeding up the wedding dress, and then leading Xiaocao to the amusement park.

You know that there is such a thing as a wedding dress, and you can only look at the general meaning, because you can't try everything, you can only decide what style you want and then try or change it.

The style of the wedding dress street is really lackluster, more than a dozen shops, there are a few sets of them, the price is the same, it is simply a big chain, I looked around and found the store that Master Li said, this is a famous store, both sells ready-to-wear and accepts private orders, several sets of wedding dresses in the store are really different, but that is not rented.

After we came in, I pulled Cao Chong to sit down and rest, men, no matter how old they are, can never compare with women in shopping.

The bun lingered among the wedding dresses, and it could be seen that she was just referring to the reference style, and the outermost set was priced at 20,006, which she would never have thought about.

When she walked to the middle of the wedding dresses, she suddenly shouted in an excited and even trembling voice: "Qiangzi, look at this set!" ”

I walked over and couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, at first glance, it was ordinary, the mouth, the waist, the skirt, all seemed to be no different from ordinary wedding dresses, but the designer made subtle changes in these three places to make it look more integrated, except for some lace patterns on the side and back of the skirt, it was really simple, it was this simplicity that made it look like a light pouring down from the sky.

I looked at the number and the price, it was exactly the one that Master Li said, and it seems that the sentence is really right, real art knows no time and group.

Without hesitation, I picked it up and said to the bun, "Try it." ”

Baozi first glanced at the shopping guide awkwardly, then patted me and said softly: "You're fine, how can we have the money to buy this thing, it's a big deal to go somewhere else to choose a similar style." ”

I stubbornly said, "Go and try and you won't die." As he spoke, he half-pulled and half-dragged her into the fitting room, and another shopping guide went in to help.

When the buns came out again, I couldn't help but hold my breath, I never thought that the buns were so beautiful, her face was shy, and her body was noble.

Yes, the mouth and the waist are definitely the designer's "ulterior motives", which set off the perfect body of my bun to the best - if this designer is not a pervert, I will pull your head for you! Its simple and straightforward skirt indifferently tells people that its owner is a nobleman and not an explosive household, and Baozi is now a noble princess! Not only me, but everyone in the store was stunned.

The shopping guide next to us said half-truthfully: "If I open this store, I will give it to you!" ”

Cao Chong also shook his calves and said, "Mom is so beautiful." ”

Baozi slipped back into the fitting room with a shy sigh.

I quickly took out three dollars from my bag and put it on the counter: "Bill, I want a wedding dress." ”

The shopping guide was probably the first time to see me so happy, and she was busy opening the ticket, and I told her: "I have a small request, and when the young lady comes out, you will tell her that your shopkeeper is a friend of Wang Yuannan, and this wedding dress was given to us by him." ”

The shopping guide was stunned for a moment, and immediately said, "Okay, no problem." ”

After the buns came out, the shopping guide lady motioned to another clerk to pack the wedding dress, during which she teased Xiao Cao Chong and said, "Mr. and Miss are they making up the wedding?" She heard Cao Chong call Baozi's mother just now.

Baozi's face was red, and he didn't know what to say, the shopping guide lady suddenly flashed to Baozi like a ghost, grabbed her arm and said excitedly: "May I ask how you still maintain such a good figure after giving birth?" "The business has been done, and there is no need for her to please us anymore, which shows that her question is really from the bottom of her heart......

When Baozi learned that this wedding dress was "given" to her, she was so happy that she threw herself into my arms and beat me to the ground, and we couldn't take the wedding dress away for the time being, because it had been outside for a while, and the store would take it out for special cleaning treatment, and then send it directly to the home.

Out of the store, Baozi said to Cao Chong a little embarrassed: "You should call me sister in the future." ”

I said, "Damn, isn't that a mess?" "I can't tolerate people who have called me dad to call me Brother Qiang again.

Cao Chong opened his innocent eyes and asked me, "Dad, why do you say that you like to carry the word 'rely on' before every sentence, what do you mean?" ”

I had no choice but to say, "Just like your exclamation, don't you learn." ”

Cao Chong nodded confusedly.

Then we went to the amusement park as planned, played with bumper boats, drill mice, Ferris wheel, and entered the world of horror, Baozi and Cao Chong's screaming laughter continued, I found that the little guy was constantly observing the world even when he was playing, and by the time we got out of the park, he had learned a lot. Baozi asked him, "Is it fun?" ”

Cao Chong said: "Damn, it's so fun!" ”

Baozi was so angry that he kicked me on the ass and shouted, "It's all you, you dare to say those nonsense words in front of the child in the future, and the old lady will slap you to death!" ”

……

After we got home, Master Li exclaimed as soon as he saw Cao Chong: "Ah, whose child is this, so cute." "Saying that, I took him in my arms and kissed and gnawed, which made me jealous to death.

When Baozi went downstairs to buy vegetables, I quickly gathered the group of five and told them that the child's real name was Cao Chong, but only Master Li knew about it, and she asked me, "The little child who called the elephant?" ”

Cao Chong said with a little dissatisfaction: "Sister, I don't just know how to call an elephant. ”

We all laughed, I told Cao Chong that these uncles and aunts all came here from other places like him, and if there are any questions in the future, just ask these people, and told Xiang Yu to walk and watch his feet in the future, don't trample my son and his little nephew to death.

Cao Chong obviously had been saving up questions all the way to come back and ask, and he suddenly saw the second fool listening to the radio, so he asked nearby: "Uncle, why does the little box you are holding make a sound?" ”

The second fool smiled confidently, and said without thinking about it: "Because there is a little ...... here" I covered his mouth and dragged him into the back room, while solemnly saying to Cao Chong: "Don't be with this uncle in the future, don't believe what he says, do you hear?" ”

(To be continued)