Hands-on, finally hands-on!

Find a child to call me dad in front of the buns, it seems that my opponent is not only rich but also very tasteful, at least I have seen Mark. Twain's book.

It's a pity that he miscalculated, this kid looks at least ten years old, ten years ago, I was 17 years old? I remember if I was 18 or 19...... Well, let's get down to business.

Baozi looked down at the child's age, probably relieved, and asked me with a smile, "When did you have such a big son?" She crouched down and teased the child as she took out change, which she presumably had taken for food.

I crossed my hands under the child's armpits and picked them up and put them two steps away from me, and took a good look at him, only to see that the child's melon seed face, white skin and red skin, a pair of big eyes are very cute, but I can't be "cute" at all, such a small child will be yin, and when he grows up, he will be repaid?

I asked him sternly, "By whom did you instigate you?" ”

Baozi gave me a slap: "Why are you so fierce to the child?" She put her hand on the top of the child's head and touched it, and suddenly said, "Hey, this child is not dressed like a little begging for food." Baozi smiled and asked, "Little guy, where are your parents?" ”

While we were looking at the child, he was also observing us, his big black eyes flashing with curiosity and wisdom, and when he heard Baozi say the word "Dad", he hugged my leg again: "That grandfather said that you will be my father from now on." ”

I had to put him away again, and asked helplessly, "Who told you that I will be your father in the future?" ”

The little guy turned around and pointed, and I followed his hand to see that a lewd old man in the opposite corner was squatting at me and smiling evilly: Liu Laoliu!

I jumped violently, and my hand subconsciously touched the bag, but I was reluctant to really smash him with this bag, and today I accompanied the bun out to see the wedding dress, which was full of money.

I asked the bun to wait for me in the same place, and pulled the child to kill Liu Lao Liu angrily, Liu Lao Liu saw that I was really angry, and hurriedly stood up, vigilantly guarding against me, I took the child to his lap, and scolded: "You old bastard is finally willing to die?" ”

Liu Lao Liu touched the child's head and said with a smile: "I didn't jump into the well with your daughter-in-law, why do you hate me so much?" ”

I originally wanted to kick the old girl with my feet, but the kid stopped in front of him, and I said, "Whose child, you give it back to others first, aren't you just starting a new project to abduct people?" ”

Liu Lao Liu looked down at the child and said, "This kid's name is Cao Chong, Cao Ying's youngest son, your new customer, I'm afraid that other children will bully him in the future, so I call him Dad." ”

"Cao Chong, why is it so familiar?"

Liu Laoliu said disdainfully: "You didn't graduate from elementary school, did you not learn 'Cao Chong Rang Pear'?" ”

Cao Chong frowned and said, "That's Kong Rong—"

Liu Laoliu and I were dumbfounded, glanced at each other, and invariably took out cigarettes to give each other, and said with a dry smile: "Smoke and smoke, hehe......"

I smoked a cigarette and said, "You know about the Eight Heavenly Kings recently, what do you say?" ”

Liu Laoliu said with a solemn face: "I also just knew that the 'above' was very unhappy because of this matter, and I have been busy wiping my ass and cleaning up the aftermath recently." ”

I wondered, "Why don't you know anything about it?" ”

Liu Laoliu said profoundly: "Even if the divine realm is not omnipotent as you think, we must also develop according to certain laws, Lao Li calls this a way, you call this a law, if we can really know that five hundred years before and after is not early, even if something happens to the book of birth and death, then there is still you?" This involves a philosophical question......"

"Don't talk nonsense, get down to business, how did the Eight Heavenly Kings come up with it, do you know that my readers are very dissatisfied with this, they don't subscribe if they are not satisfied, and they don't have the motivation to write ...... if they don't subscribe to Zhang Xiaohua" (uh, this paragraph belongs to the stream of consciousness, Xiaoqiang didn't say it).

Liu Lao Liu said with his feet: "What I can tell you now is that the Eight Heavenly Kings are indeed the Eight Heavenly Kings who have done the right thing with Liang Shan, but those people are not those people. ”

The more I listened, the more confused I became: "What do you mean?" ”

"The eight heavenly kings are Wang Yin and Deng Yuanjue, but their current names are Wang Shuangcheng and Bao Jin, Wang Shuangcheng was born in 1973 and is a truck driver, Bao Jin is 32 years old this year, and he is a worker in Shenguang Machinery Factory."

I began to understand a little bit and said, "Is there really such a thing as reincarnation? ”

"It's not a surprise to be reincarnated, it's amazing that Wang Shuangcheng and Baojin, who haven't even read "Water Margin", suddenly jumped out to go against the heroes, and their kung fu is not weak - in a word, it doesn't matter who they were in their last life, they all live their own lives, but as soon as the incident happened a few days ago, it means that they abandoned their current identities and changed back to Wang Yin and Deng Yuanjue."

I said, "How do you get it, can the memories of a person's previous life really be kept after reincarnation?" ”

Liu Laoliu shook his head solemnly and said: "Absolutely impossible, after drinking Meng Po soup, the memory of the previous life is at least ninety out of ten." ”

"Isn't there still a remnant of 0.1?"

"That's normal." Liu Lao Liu suddenly asked me: "Do you sometimes dream that some places and scenes seem familiar, and when you wake up, you suddenly feel lost?" ”

I slapped my face: "Yes, yes, there was a time when I dreamed of a lot of bare-ass girls taking a bath in front of me, and when I woke up, I was stunned except for a pillar of optimus." ”

Liu Lao Liu thought for a while and said, "Well, in your last life, you were either Dong Yong or a women's bathhouse." ”

Cao Chong suddenly raised his little brain and asked, "Why is there a pillar of optimus?" "It seems that this kid is indeed smarter than his peers, he doesn't ask what is, he asks why......

Liu Laoliu and I said in unison: "You'll know when you grow up!" ”

I asked Liu Lao Liu: "According to what you said, is it possible for people to recall what they did in their previous life from their dreams?" ”

Liu Laoliu said: "I told you that it is impossible, although some people are special, they will definitely not reach this level." ”

I asked, "Who is special?" ”

"Celebrities, strongmen, people who are remembered, they generally have a strong nostalgia for their lives after death, we call this emotion strongman, the stronger the strongman's mind, the greater the impact on reincarnation, coupled with the subtle fluctuations that people have in their nostalgia after these people die, strongmen are somewhat different from ordinary people after reincarnation, but I have never seen an example of completely remembering who they used to be."

I hurriedly stopped his words and said with some excitement, "No! I can feel that I must have been Zhao Yun in my last life! ”

"You're hallucinating."

“…… Possibly, you go on. ”

Liu Laoliu glared at me and continued: "The biggest influence of the strong man nian on reincarnation is that this person will consciously or unintentionally maintain some temper or habits in his previous life when he grows up. ”

I asked, "Will it affect my appearance?" ”

Liu Lao Liu nodded: "Yes, and there is a great chance, we will even deliberately transform the strongman idea into the inheritance of physiognomy, because among the things that can be inherited, only physiognomy has the least impact on the general environment, and history does not need two kings, but after hundreds of thousands of years, it doesn't matter if a person looks exactly like the king of the ring." ”

I couldn't help but sneak a glance at the bun, and I didn't know how strong her strong thoughts were before she was reincarnated, I really couldn't imagine what she looked like in her previous life......

I returned to the topic: "You have said so much impossibility, how can you explain the fact that two workers have become the Eight Heavenly Kings?" ”

Liu Lao Liu said hatefully: "It's someone who is playing ghosts!" ”

I was surprised: "Who, such a bull, can actually fight against your Heavenly Court?" ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "This person was also an immortal before, because he violated the rules of heaven and was demoted to the lower realm, that is, he was reincarnated, but none of us thought that this guy had a good personal relationship with Meng Po because he had served in the underworld before, and he often begged for a few bowls of Meng Po soup to drink when he was fine, so he had immunity to this soup, and after he went down to the human world, he never forgot who he was from the moment he was born, and he was always preparing to counterattack and count it as a scourge to the heavenly court." ”

I pouted and said, "I hate the version of Marshal Tianpeng, but since he has been demoted, he still has the ability to counterattack, and he can't be soft on traitors organizationally." ”

Liu Lao Liu sighed: "It's not that simple, the immortals are not as glamorous as you think, we have a lot of taboos in the nether realm to use mana, if the immortals can do whatever they want, do you think this world will be so peaceful?" ”

I also sighed: "It turns out that it's not good to be an immortal, even people can't be bullied." ”

"Because he is familiar with the ingredients of Meng Po soup, he has already developed an antidote, and once this medicine is consumed, people will completely recover their memories of their previous lives, so Wang Shuangcheng became Wang Yin, and Baojin became Deng Yuanjue."

"But what's the use of him doing that?"

"I don't know how he knew about the incident in the Book of Life and Death, so he specially developed a large number of this medicine, the purpose is to mess up your place with the surname, so as to achieve the effect of turning the world upside down, so that we will all be punished by God."

I couldn't hold back my snort and laughed, I always heard that I was cursed by God, and now I see the real thing.

I asked him, "Have you thought of a countermeasure?" ”

Liu Lao Liucheng smiled in his chest: "Of course there is!" ”

"What's the solution?"

"It's up to you to deal with him!"

I listened with a smile on my face, but now the expression instantly froze on my face......

"Damn, you let Lao Tzu come out to deal with a retired immortal?"

Liu Lao Liu smiled: "Aren't you also a reserve immortal?" ”

I yelled, "Fart! Can a reserve recruit egg beat a veteran? ”

"Don't be afraid, he has no mana."

The reason why I was relaxed just now was because I thought that since Liu Lao Liu and the others knew the problem, they would naturally come forward to settle it, but I didn't expect them to come forward, and I had to go to settle it. This reminds me of Tang Seng's lyrics: I'll come with the black cauldron, and I'll send you to death-

Liu Lao Liu said with a straight face: "You are responsible for dragging him for a few days, and it will be easy to deal with it when we find out this person." ”

I grabbed him and said sharply: "What about my second month's salary, tell you, don't want other people, you give me a whole pair of glasses or something, as for the function, of course, you can know what someone did in the last life at a glance, I can't open my eyes and do it with people, right?" ”

Liu Lao Liu immediately smiled and said: "Yes, I also thought of this problem, and I also applied to the above, and I estimate that it will be approved soon." ”

I reluctantly let go of him and waved my hand: "You get out of here, I will be upset when I see you, and I will leave too." ”

This time it was Liu Laoliu's turn to drag me, and he pointed down and said, "Take your little customer, he will be your son in the future." ”

I really almost forgot about this, and when I looked down, Xiao Cao Chong was blinking at me with big eyes, and I couldn't help but sigh: "Such a child, you can't do anything in a year, can't you make an exception and send him back to his father?" ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "This Xiao Cao's situation is still a bit special, his life span is indeed wrong, but as for how many years he was wrong, it is not clear, his page of life and death has been pasted, and now our people are going to the terminal microcomputer of the underworld to check, and it will take about three months to go back and forth." ”

I said, "It's only three months, so you can send him back so that he can live well, and then find out after three months." ”

Liu Lao Liu took two steps back abruptly and said, "That...... One day in the sky, one year underground, you must know that Cao Ying is actually the most optimistic about this little son, if we send him back, Chinese history will have to be rewritten. ”

…… I know why Liu Lao Liu took those two steps back, he was afraid that I would beat him, even if I couldn't beat him, I had a strong urge to spit on him!

Three months, that's still a hair, this at least shows that Cao Chong still has more than 90 years to live, plus he is 10 years old this year, and add the data after it is found out......

In the end, I had no choice but to lead my son, the hidden version of the Great Wei Emperor, the quasi-100-year-old birthday star Cao Chong's little classmate, to the child's buns.

(To be continued)