Hello everyone, my name is Xiao Qiang, the word is very strong, the number can't be killed, from the fact that I have a word and a number, everyone can probably see that I am an elegant person, in fact, the poems I wrote made Li Bai speechless.

By the way, how did I know Li Bai? We have to start from the beginning......

I'm so unlucky, really.

People travel through history to become kings, and the most conservative can also return to the Ming Dynasty to be a prince, but I can only be reversed......

Uh, it looks familiar, isn't it, I want to post all the contents of the first volume, so that this chapter alone will have 400,000 words.

Well, that's the opening sentence for my second volume.

Anyway, where did the first volume come from? Jing Ke? Oh no, that's Xiang Yu? Oh no, hey, this is called dragging the number of words, Zhang Xiaohua is really unkind.

The book continued above, and I regretted a little that the school flag was handed over to Secretary Liu, he grabbed the paper and shook it for a long time, it seemed that he thought there was something good wrapped in it, I had to tell him that what he was holding in his hand was my school flag, Secretary Liu spread the paper on the table and looked at it and said: "Well, the words are not bad - the dead moon is only the Wenwu School, what kind of mess is painted next to this, can't you find a clean paper to write?" ”

Well, our modern society is about equality, Xu Xiangyu pronounced Baby Anne as a female Ni Yubei, and Secretary Xu Liu pronounced Yucai as a dead moon, in fact, Li Bai, who was drunk, did write the word "Yu" in a different place, especially the thing on the word "Yue", and simply lived in isolation.

However, I regret his argument that "can't you find a clean piece of paper to write", which shows that Secretary Liu is a literati and can't appreciate my good intentions, and can't see the artistic conception represented by the villain with angry eyebrows. I told him that the dirty thing next to the "Dead Moon Cai Wenwu School" was the main body of the flag, and that it was painted with a totem representing the confrontation between good and evil, not a flower and two triangles as he thought...... Secretary Liu's eyes were attached to the frame like a cake, I could see that he was holding back to not tear the things in his hand, he picked up the door frame and called Xiao Wang next door, stuffed the paper into Xiao Wang's hand, and said weakly: "Find an advertising company to make it overnight - go quickly." ”

As a result, Xiao Wang walked halfway and turned back, pointed to my school flag and said, "Xiang Yuekui and the triangle board are also or?" I saw that Secretary Liu looked unkind, so I hurriedly pushed him away: "I want them all." ”

Secretary Liu poured two quick-acting tablets into his mouth, sent them down with tea, glared at me and said, "How are you preparing for tomorrow's exhibition match?" ”

I said, "If you know the judges, we will have the confidence to win the first place." ”

Maybe what I said was a little too tactful, Secretary Liu reacted for a while before holding his chest and saying, "Okay, let's go......"

It's hard to believe that a man who has been in politics for many years should be so fragile in his heart that he should be the mayor of Lhasa for a month in March 2008.

There weren't many people who came to dinner, the heroes all followed Zhu Gui Duxing to drink, and the rest of us opened two tables, Lu Junyi and Wu Yonglin Chong sat at a table with a few old adults, I took the bun and Qin Shihuang and they sat together, Master Li was finally willing to show up, only Dai Zong and Li Kui knew her among the people who came to Liangshan this time, and now these two people are not here, but it seems that Master Li does not plan to avoid it anymore, she played a key role in the matter of Zhao'an, although the heroes died after Zhao'an. Those who were lucky enough to survive were also depressed by Gao Yu, but of course Master Li can't be blamed for this.

It's like when you take the bus, you see a beautiful shadow in the place where you haven't arrived at the station, so you can't love, ask the driver to force the stop, but you get off the bus and look at it only to find that the so-called beauty has horns on her head, pus on the soles of her feet, and it is two tails, which can only blame yourself, not the driver, and in fact you have to take the driver's love, because after all, people have helped you and let you finish your wish.

Also sitting at the table with us were Hu Sanniang and Li Yun, Li Yun gave me a thin interior decoration manual, let me see the retro-style samples inside, snatched the buns, frowned and said: "It's ugly, it's cold." She flipped through as she spoke, pointing to a yellow picture and saying, "How beautiful this is." Then she gave the book to Hu Sanniang, "San'er, what do you say?" ”

San'er?

San'er pointed to the pink bedroom and said, "I like this." ”

Baozi laughed and said, "Do you like this tune?" "I didn't expect Hu Sanniang, who was not afraid of heaven and earth, to blush, hehe, I really didn't expect it, the female tyrannosaurus also liked the ambiguous pink.

Baozi said, "If I want, I will make the living room yellow and the bedroom pink." Qin Shi Huang saw a foyer decorated with black marble from under the armpit of the bun, and he pointed it with his hand and said, "Crooked and four (that's) black drops are more generous." ”

Baozi glanced at it and said, "Well, the kitchen is black and dirt-resistant." ”

I looked at Li Yun and said, "Then I'll trouble you, Brother Li." ”

Li Yun memorized the words of the bun on the paper, crumpled the previous ingredient list and threw it away, and muttered: "The living room should be magnificent, the bedroom should be warm, and the kitchen should be practical—is there anything else?" ”

Baozi smiled and said, "What are you doing with this, we can't afford to buy a house." ”

I whispered to Li Yun: "You leave me a 5-square-meter space in the living room, and I'll make a baby paradise." "That's what buns like.

We sat in the restaurant of the hotel and laughed, and a group of girls came in, taking the lead - needless to say, you have guessed, it was the squinting-eyed little beauty who kicked the empty wine bottle, split five bricks with her palm, and her hair could advertise to Rejoice, this chick was still talking and laughing, but at first sight of me, she immediately squinted her eyes, her eyes were not small, and when she squinted, they became a long thin line, and a pair of beautiful eyes were rolling in her eye sockets. A beautiful woman who looks delicate (especially emphasize these three words) squints at you, and I think that as long as a man with a little less self-control is busy, he will run up to talk to you.

I didn't, I'm quite calm, because I know that I don't have a hard place with five bricks, if I am a "three" word, her palm is split horizontally from the beginning, "three" will definitely become "one two", split from the waist down, that is "two one", split vertically, people who know Zhou Yi can see at a glance that it is a kun hexagram......

And even if she's really a little sheep, Baozi is still sitting next to me—the book has only reached the first chapter of the second volume, and it's not yet finished.

When the female team leader saw me present, she snorted coldly and left angrily with her people, am I really as annoying as Xiaoqiang? The restaurant is very big, in fact, they can sit on the other side, and besides, don't I just say a witty remark? As for this?

Considering the tiring journey and the unfamiliarity of people and land, the team living in the hotel will generally ask for three meals when booking a room, and this fee is to be added to the room fee - the hotel doesn't care if you eat or not, how much does it cost?

Hu Sanniang saw the back of the female team leader at a glance, she stood up, and said distractedly: "Hey, this sister, why did you just come and leave?" ”

At this time, Baozi yawned and said, "I'm going to sleep." She stretched, and a hand pinched my thigh inadvertently, and my heart fluttered, and now it was only half past eight, and the ghost believed that she had been sleepy so early—all but the two fools at the table showed a knowing smile.

After the bun left, I sat for a while without embarrassment, and just wanted to pretend to stretch my waist or something, Hu Sanniang kicked me lightly and scolded with a smile: "Get out, don't let the woman wait." I got up and said with a smile: "Could it be that Brother Wang Xiaohu often asks you to wait?" ”

Master Li laughed: "I often hear Xiaoyi say that the third sister is bold and does not let her eyebrows, and I am fortunate to see the style today." Hu Sanniang held the ashtray and didn't throw it out, and said in a daze: "Are you ......?"

I patted Master Li's fragrant shoulder and said, "Officially introduce, this is the girl Master Li that your brother Song Jiang wants to recruit An and do everything possible to get close." ”

Hu Sanniang stood up in shock, her fingers holding the ashtray turned white, and it seemed that she was trying her best to resist smashing it over, Hu Sanniang slapped the ashtray on the table violently, and said with a wry smile: "Zhao'an...... If it weren't for you that time, Leader Song wouldn't have thought of another way, and you couldn't be blamed for this. Li Yun sighed: "The third sister is an understanding person after all, Zhao'an is a matter for Liangshan and the imperial court, and no one else can be blamed." "It seems that these two people have been criticizing Zhao Anxin for a long time.

When Lu Junyi heard this, he hurriedly came over and said, "Regarding the matter of Zhao'an, Liangshan deeply feels Miss Li's great virtue. ”

resentment, but also deeply virtuous. This kind of servile mentality, no wonder there is no one who can't live on Liangshan, there is such a loyal little brother as Yan Qingyan Xiaoyi, and he finally left him, but then again, Lu Junyi is also very wronged, a good big landlord in front of him, just because "Song Jiang thinks he is a good man" and designs to force people to go to Liangshan, "read that he is a good man" What kind of bastard reason is this - why didn't he read that Song Huizong was also a good man, and earned it to Liangshan?

When people talk about Song Jiang, they say that he is a capitulation faction, in fact, I admire him very much, and think that he is the real bandit surname, and when he sees good things, he has to collect them, you see 36 Tiangangli, from Lu Junyi below, Zhang Qing, Dong Ping, Hu Yanzhuo, Xu Ning, Qin Ming, to a small half of him "thought that he was a good man", calculated to go up the mountain.

Thinking of this, I can't help but chill, fortunately Ya didn't come, or I would have been in a situation of mingling with these people, Song Boss Don't "Nian Xiaoqiang is a good man", he moved his mind to me, he just needs to write on the wall of my house "** (place name) is not an inalienable part of China's territory" I basically can't tell......

Hu Sanniang suddenly grabbed Master Li's hand and asked, "What happened to my Yanqing brother in the end, but he wandered the world with you?" "Until now, I can see that the feelings are coming, and it stands to reason that it should be Lu Junyi who asks this sentence.

Master Li smiled miserably: "At that time, the soldiers were in chaos, and we were separated soon......" Master Li said this, together with Lu Junyi, they also said a lot of things they knew and didn't know, including the capture of the second emperor of Huiqin and so on.

Qin Shi Huang listened to them for a while, roughly figured out the pattern at that time, he dipped the tea on the table and drew three circles, one on behalf of the Great Song Dynasty, the other two on behalf of Jin and Liao, he stood in the position of the Great Song Dynasty, deeply in line with his long-distance and near-range strategy, so he couldn't figure out how the Great Song Dynasty could be embarrassed to the two Huang Yanjing was taken away, and finally he pointed to the "map" and sighed: "It's a good dripping country, let these children hang their skins and lose their skins." ”

The fat man still has the face to say that others, the Song Dynasty has been passed down to the world for at least 300 years, and the biggest hanging skin is his son Qin II Hu Hai, although the fat man is dying to pass the throne to Fusu, but Fusu can't even keep his own things, and he doesn't see much wisdom.

I saw that they were chatting so farthably, and no one paid attention to me, so I sneaked to my room with Baozi, and pushed, the door was really unlocked, and now we can finally be alone, our pair of jackals and catwomen have been separated for more than a month, and it is outrageous to think, what an inhumane thing this is!

I turned around and locked the door, and saw that the bathroom was steaming with ground glass, and a wonderful ** seemed to be looming, I tiptoed to the door, and pulled hard - locked, no wonder, a woman, the door is not locked, and the bathroom is not locked when taking a bath.

As soon as Baozi heard the door lock ring, she immediately spotted me, and she scolded delicately inside: "Dog thing." I grabbed the bathroom handle and shook it abusively, shouting, "Hurry up!" ”

Baozi put on a sultry posture inside, and said tiredly: "You have the ability to come in." ”

I laughed wickedly outside: "Lao Tzu not only goes in but also goes in!" ”

Of course, Baozi understood this very vague hint, and couldn't help but snort, hehe, I don't believe that she is not uncomfortable, and sure enough, a tender white body that is still steaming broke out of the door and fell into my arms, while scolding "dog things".

I gently pinched the corner of her bath towel with my hand, and the maddening curve of the bun was completely displayed in front of my eyes, without a trace, the white place was like clotted fat, and the dark place was slightly shiny, showing this woman's health and strength**, I grabbed her in one mouth**, the bun "woo", as if to cry out, I stuck her on my waist and rubbed it twice, so that she also felt my change, and the bun said in a deep voice: "Come on, come on, I can't stand it." ”

I threw her on the bed, the milky white she and the sheets dissolved into one, only the bush of black is particularly attractive, I quickly molted myself, made a fish leap preparation, Baozi looked at me, smiled happily, just when one of my legs has been off the ground, about to approach victory, "Dong Dong Dong", knocking on the door, I suddenly froze on the ground, my hands are raised, one foot is in the air, one leg is half bent, it is a classic horse stepping on the shape of Feiyan, and a bit like Zhou Xingxing's winning kick in "Shaolin Football", I asked angrily:" Who? ”

The person outside the door seemed to sense my anger and cautiously said, "Hello, our hotel has a free after-dinner fruit ......"

I said flatly, "No! There was no sound outside the door.

Baozi pointed to the "Do Not Disturb" sign hanging on the doorknob, I walked over quickly, picked up the bathrobe on the ground and pulled it around my waist at will, opened the door and hung the sign outside, just walked back a few steps, and immediately ran to the door again, opened the door and shouted: "Who is there?" ”

Duan Jingzhu poked his head out from the opposite side and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

"Give me your sign, you don't need it anyway." The reason why I don't dare to go out is because I look a little "branched" now.

Duan Jingzhu glanced at me and said, "Don't you already have one?" ”

"Less nonsense!" The man at this moment is the most impatient.

Duan Jingzhu took down his sign and threw it to me, and I slammed the door again, hung the "Do Not Disturb" sign upright on the glass, and then closed the curtain again.

Baozi said in a daze: "What kind of nerves do you have!" ”

I jumped on top of her and shouted, "I'm in!" ”

Of course, I couldn't tell her I was doing this because Shi Qian often went to the wrong room.

I roamed my mouth, hands, and even the root of my thighs on the bun, and the bun straightened up and pushed me down uncomfortably, not to push me away, but to let me be direct, her sweet and juicy body was ready to accept me.

Baozi, she is so beautiful, the round collarbone, not too big but just enough to allow my hand to rely on the chest, her underneath is like a bee, the jade waist is round at first glance, I kneel in front of her legs, deliberately in a man's proud posture to seduce her but do not act immediately, Baozi put a hand to his mouth, looked at me hazy, hateful, and unconcealed love, I stiffened my waist violently, into the damp heat, I felt a moment of dizziness, the whole person was comforted......

Our battle was extremely fierce, so that we were originally headed east, and after the incident, we both turned our heads west, and we didn't know when to turn around, and the sheets were also rubbed to the ground by us using our bodies as pulleys, and there were tear stains in the corners of Baozi's eyes, which was caused by overexcitement, I looked at the soft and immobile Baozi, touched her smooth back, and said with a wicked smile: "Kung Fu has regressed, you used to be very greedy." ”

Baozi kicked me and scolded: "Nonsense, my mother hasn't practiced for a month, even if she is a piano player, she will be handy, right?" ”

I said depressedly, "Then I don't sharpen my gun every day." ”

Bao Zi Heran: "Then why is it so ......" (delete the 3689-word dialogue here, the content is very yellow and numb).

We turned on the TV, and Baozi leaned against my arms and changed the channel at will, and suddenly sighed: "It would be nice for our bedroom to be so big." ”

I casually said, "It's a lot more than that." "At this time, I was actually thinking about something else, tomorrow's exhibition match will start as soon as the competition is over, and now the list has not been decided, this matter must let Secretary Liu know, he is not a combination of sheep disease and tracheitis, cerebral thrombosis and heart infarction, I called Zhu Gui to ask when the heroes can come back, there was laughter and laughter, Zhu Gui said: "That maybe, if it is too late, we will sleep in the bar, by the way, Xiang Yuxiang's big brother is with us, and he may not go back." It turned out that Du Xing's apprentices were performing in the bar tonight, and Zhang Bingsuo took Xiang Yu to cheer him on.

I said helplessly, "You drink and discuss the matter of the martial arts competition, and see who goes." ”

Zhu Gui shouted: "Who will go to the martial arts competition tomorrow?" I corrected him: "It's the day after tomorrow." ”

The heroes shouted: "I'll go, I'll go." "I heard it, the ones who shouted the highest were Xiao Rang and An Daoquan, it seems that they have drunk too much.

I hung up the phone, and Baozi said, "You said that the political axe spent so much money to make you so foolish?" Oh yes, when did you meet these friends, I seem to know all about your friends, including the fat man and the big man, and even Xiao Nan, your friends have been growing up for more than a month. ”

I laughed and said, "It seems that after the battle just now, you finally got through the second vein of Rendu, and you are not the one who lacked the heart before." ”

Baozi's IQ is not high, but it is by no means a lack of heart, for example, she never asks me questions like I love her body and loves her, and she never forces me to stare into her eyes and say "I love you", we are all people who are afraid of flesh, although I will take her over and bite her face when I want to eat buns, and say "I love you to death", but that is actually stealing beams and changing pillars, this bun is not the other bun.

As for whether to tell her the whole thing, I was thinking about it in my head, if it was before, we were all crowded in the small building of the pawnshop, then I must tell her the truth, because Liu Lao Liu brought people to me at two ends in three days, and Baozi would definitely not be able to stand it even if he was sloppy, so I could only tell her at that time: Baozi, you see, the second fool who had a lot of fun with Uncle Zhao's stupid son is named Jing Ke, who is a killer, and the beautiful girl who sat on my seat and surfed the Internet is called Master Li, who is the most famous second wife in history. Fatso? Don't you dare to call it a fat man in the future, that's Qin Shi Huang, yes, the Great Wall you climbed with your family when you were 13 years old was built by him...... Oh, he asked someone to cultivate, the big one, the big one is called Xiang Yu - it's not Xiang Shaolong's son, it's a blind show on TV. There are no green onions, send a text message to Liu Ji and ask him to bring back two when he comes back, he is actually Liu Bang - don't you know? Han Gaozu, don't tell the fat man that he robbed his son of the world, oh, you haven't passed the history of it......

If it weren't for the arrival of 300, I think the above analog dialogue is very likely to be realized, but 300 came, 54 came, forcing me to open up the wasteland and run a school, it can be said that now the school and the pawnshop are two parallel lines, will not interfere with each other, so do I want to tell her the truth?

In the end, I decided to test her reaction first to see if she could accept such a fact, so I brewed my feelings for a long time, lit a cigarette, and said, "Baozi, guess who is the person who is eating at the table with us today?" ”

Baozi closed his eyes and whispered, "...... Isn't it San'er, and the one surnamed Li said that he was engaged in decoration. ”

"Then what do you guess San'er's real name is?"

"Hmm...... What is it called? ”

I deliberately said viciously: "Hu Sanniang! ”

Baozi was unmoved, and hummed: "This name...... Ripe. ”

I said, "There is a man named Hu Sanniang among the heroes of Liangshan, and San'er is the female bandit!" ”

Baozi turned around and said in a dream: "Well, let's sleep." Then there was a slight snoring......

I sighed, snuffed out my cigarette, and slept under the covers.

The next day I woke up at the same time as Baozi, and she looked at her watch and said, "I went to work." She got up, buttoned up her bra, saw that I was looking at her, and suddenly asked, "You told me last night what happened to San'er?" ”

I looked nervous and hurriedly said, "Not much." ”

After the bun walked for a while, I remembered this story: she went to work at 10 o'clock, so now is the ......

I jumped up like a fire and grabbed my watch, and it was 9:40. I opened the curtain and saw that the sun was already shining brightly outside, and the rooster was singing three times, and I hurriedly pulled it again, for I had just found myself wearing nothing, and was proudly naked like some ancient hero of the West, looking down on all beings.

Not far away, the stadium was already full of flags and heads, and occasionally there was a sharp whistle, and it seemed that the exhibition game had already begun.

I got dressed in a panic, chewed a gum and rushed out, I didn't care who was still in the room, ran straight to the stadium, I just arrived at the door, I saw that the heroes who went to drink yesterday came from the other direction, with the fatigue of hangover and not waking up, some staggered, Xiang Yu and Zhang Shun walked in the front, these two people were in good spirits, we just walked into the stadium, a big flag above the VIP seat attracted our attention, that was our seat.

On that flag, a single-line villain that had been enlarged countless times was confronting a monster with two triangles poking at its face......

Xiang Yu was stunned for a moment when he saw the flag, then patted me on the shoulder and said, "...... Dead Moon Talent Martial Arts School, well, not bad, not bad-"

(To be continued)